Anon, The New Assistant: A Humanized CYOA - Day 14

Welcome to Day 14 of Anon, The New Assistant! This is a Choose Your Own Adventure story following the life of Anonymous as he adjusts to life in his new town, Ponyville, and at his new job, as Twilight's library assistant. The story is written day by day, usually around 21:30-22:00. Choices will be made off of a vote for different options, and majority rules, unless I state otherwise. In the situation of a tie, I go with whichever option was voted for first. Feel free to vote for something other than provided, but I am ultimately the final judge of whether or not those options will be picked. Also, feel free to tell me to text someone, your contact list is in the pastebin.

 

Fat E.T.'s Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Fat_ET

 

Message of the Day: Entering Day 3 of Day 14

 

And now, let the story begin!

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>You wake up with a headache and a slight ringing in your ears from last night.

>The gig was crazy as fuck, and people loved it.

>The manager of the club told Vinyl to expect more offers from him in the future, which definitely made her night.

>You remember that Spike never called you last night.

>You wonder how the dinner went?

>You go and hop in the shower, relaxing under the warm water and steam for a bit.

>It's calming, and helps with your headache.

>After you finish showering, you hop out of the shower and get dressed, then head out to the kitchen.

>Looks like Vinyl made waffles.

>You realize that all you two ever eat for breakfast are waffles and eggs.

>You decide to try to remember to make some new food sometime soon.

>You eat for a bit, chatting with Vinyl, and when you finish you clean up and then pull out your phone.

Anon -> Spike(text): "Hey dude, how did last night go?"

>You don't get anything from him right away, but after a bit you get a response.

Spike -> Anon(text): "Pretty awesome man, you wanna hang out and I can tell you about it?"

Anon -> Spike(text): "Sure dude, meet me at the market"

>You put you're phone in your pocket and start for the door.

>With a swift wave and the shouted words, "BYE FAGLORD," you leave Vinyl and the apartment.

>As you walk out of the building, you notice a new billboard going up. It has a picture of a blue man with the word ">rape" where his face should be.

>The text underneath it reads, "Get Hype, Winter Cup 2013 is Coming!"

>You aren't sure what that means or how to feel, so you just continue along the road to the market.

>When you get to the market, you see Spike standing around waiting.

>You go over to him and say hey.

Anon: "Hey dude, so what happened last night?"

Spike: "Well, sexually, not much, but Apple Bloom is officially my girlfriend!"

>Girlfriend

>Not sex slave

Anon: "Glad to hear it man! So did any awkwardness arise during the night?"

Spike: "It was a little awkward at first, but we got past it pretty quickly. Really the only thing that scared me was Big Mac, he was staring me down hardcore. I think he knows."

Anon: "I would assume so, they do live together after all."

Anon: "So where do you wanna go to celebrate, man?"

>He takes a second to think about what to do.

Spike: "Wanna see what Pinkie's up to? We can go hang out with her."

>You swallow your fear and then agree to going along.

>You and Spike start the walk to Sugar Cube Corner.

>You don't trust this man, Pinkie is bad news

>With her fucking witchcraft and her edibles and shit

>You guys are almost to Sugar Cube Corner now.

>You quickly equip your Balls of Steel as the two of you arrive.

>+10 Will

>-5 Spaghetti

>You feel comfortable knowing you can count on Discord to battle on your side in case crazy shit happens

>Well, you hope you can count on him, at least

>The two of you enter, and head over to Pinkie.

Anon: "Hey Pinkie, you wanna hang out? Spike and I are celebrati--"

Pinkie: "I already know! This is for you, Spike!"

>She hands Spike a cake with frosting that spells out, "Spike and Apple Bloom" in a big heart.

Spike: "I've only told Anon, how did you...?"

>Oh god, it begins.

>You and Spike go sit at a table with the cake, and Pinkie comes over with plates and a knife to cut the cake.

>She cuts some cake for everybody and then hands you and Spike a plate, keeping one for herself.

>After a quick inspection, your cake appears to be clean of any substances not usually found in cake.

>Which is comforting, it means that Pinkie doesn't drug you every time you come in, only sometimes.

>That doesn't really make it sound any better

>You nervously pick up your fork and take a bite of the cake

>Holy shit this cake is fucking amazing

>You have tasted the gods themselves, and they are so cakey

Pinkie: "Oh, yea, Anon hasn't ever had any of the Cake's cakes before!"

Spike: "Well I think he's enjoying it."

>He says that, and you realize that you are just sitting there with your mouth open, staring at the cake

>You don't care though, all you know is one thing

>Cake is love

>Cake is life

>They continue talking, but their words have faded

>You attack the cake with full force, eating quickly but not too quickly, giving you time to enjoy it

>You can see them in your peripheral vision looking at you, but you can't tell what their emotions are

>implying you care

>You finish the slice of cake and go to get another

>You grab a way bigger slice this time around

>You love this cake, it is your waifu for eternity

>You quickly polish off your second piece and go back for a third

Pinkie: "Umm, Anon? Maybe you should slow down on that cake..."

Spike: "Yea dude, leave some for everyone else."

Cake: "Kill them Anon... do it... do it for me..."

>Oh fuck, this cake is fucking with your head

>Nope, nice try cakefag

Anon: "...Yea, you guys are right, I'm done with this cake."

>Why does this spooky ass shit always happen when Pinkie's around

>Fucking spooky scary skeletons

>Stahp

>The three of you sit around talking, making fun of each other, and just generally having a good time.

>At some point, Pinkie goes back to the kitchen to get something to store the leftover cake with, and then she comes back and gives it to Spike.

Pinkie: "Alright, well E.T.'s run out of fun things to do, so I'm gonna give him a break and go back to work, I'll see you too later!"

>She hugs the two of you and then skips away.

Spike: "Do you ever know what she's talking about?"

Anon: "Never."

>You guys start walking towards the library to put the cake away.

Spike: "Oh, so how was the gig last night, man?"

Anon: "Pretty awesome man, everything went great and the manager said that they'd call her in again, so now my roommate is bringing in some money!"

Spike: "Nice man, glad to hear it."

>You guys get to the library and Spike heads inside.

Spike: "Alright dude, well I'm gonna go, I'll see you around!"

>Alright, the time is 3 PM, what to do now?

>Hmmm, you haven't hung out with Flutters in a while

>You pull out your phone and go to Fluttershy's contact page.

Anon -> Flutter(text): "Hey, what are you up to right now? I need something to do."

>A little later, your phone buzzes with a response.

FS -> Anon(text): "Just with the animals, stop by if you want"

>Sounds good to you, you start walking towards Fluttershy's cottage.

>You've never really seen all the animals before, this could be fun

>Implying they won't all hate you

>You get to the cottage, and knock on the door.

>A second later, the door creaks open, and Fluttershy pokes her head out to see you.

Fluttershy: "Oh hi, Anon, come on in."

>You head inside and what the fuck, this is like animal hoarding

>Birds, rabbits, foxes, mice, and more are everywhere

>Some eating, some playing, some sleeping.

Flutters: "As you can see, lots is happening right now with the animals."

Anon: "Why aren't they all outside like normal animals?"

Flutters: "A pretty big storm's rolling in soon, and, um, well, I don't want any of the critters getting hurt."

>A storm? The weather was fine outside a minute ago.

Anon: "Fluttershy? You sure there's a storm coming? The weather seemed fine a minute ago."

>And as you finish saying that, thunder booms overhead and you hear raindrops starting to fall.

Anon: "Nevermind."

>You play around with a squirrel for a little while because squirrels are fucking cool.

Flutters: "Hey Anon, um, if you don't mind, could you help me feed the animals?"

>You agree, how hard could it be?

>A couple hours later, all these fucking animals are finally fed.

>Fuck animals.

>The rain is still steadily pouring and doesn't look like it's going to stop any time soon.

Flutters: "Thanks for the help Anon, in return, would you like to stay for dinner?"

 

A. Stay for dinner, avoid rain

B. Leave, deal with rain

C. Other

 

>You look out at the rain.

>There's no fucking way you are going out in that.

Anon: "Sure, I don't really feel like walking in the rain anyways so it works out."

Fluttershy: "Okay, I'll come get you as soon as everything is ready."

 

A. Offer to help

B. Find something nondestructive to do

C. Find something destructive to do

D. Other

 

>You stop her before she walks off to the kitchen.

Anon: "Here, let me help with dinner."

Flutters: "Oh, n-no, it's fine..."

Anon: "Nonsense, I'm gonna help."

Flutters: "Okay..."

>You follow her to the kitchen to see what she's making

>Looks like a big pot of spaghetti

>You ask Flutts what you can do to be useful, and she sends you on your way to do various little things to complete the meal.

>Not much is being talked about between the two of you, any topic you try to bring up just sorta dies.

>Luckily the cooking keeps things from being awkward, since the two of you are busy.

>A little while later, the meal is done, so you grab plates and forks to set the table.

>The food is great, and for the most part, the dinner is quiet.

 

A. Try to start a conversation (choose a topic)

B. Eat in silence

C. Other

 

>You take another bite of spaghetti while you think about what you can say

Anon: "So my job at the library's been fun. Oh, guess what?"

Flutters: "What?"

Anon: "Spike's got a girlfriend now!"

Flutters: "Really? Who?"

Anon: "He's with Apple Bloom now."

Flutts: "Oh, that's nice. I'm happy for him."

>You guys go back to eating for a bit before talking some more.

Anon: "So... which of your animals is your favorite?"

Flutts: "Oh, I can't possibly have a favorite, for one, I like them all too much, plus they'd all get healous and fight, and..."

>She proceeds to tell you all about her animals for the rest of dinner.

>Afterwards, you check outside and see that the rain is still happening

>And probably won't stop for a while.

Flutts: "Anon? The rain looks like its gonna keep going, do you need a place to stay?"

 

A. Stay with Fluttershy

B. Trek through the rain home

C. Other

 

Anon: "Is is alright if I just crash on the couch?"

Flutters: "Sure, Anon, make yourself comfortable."

>You head in and lay down on the couch.

>After a little bit, the lights go out in the cottage for the night.

>Slowly, you fall fall asleep for the night.

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-End of Day 14

-Hung out with Spike

-Hung out with Fluttershy