Title:           Bear Anon in Equestria
Author:          FapBear
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First Edit:      Wednesday 23rd of April 2014 06:58:58 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 23rd of April 2014 06:58:58 PM CDT

>You wake up from your nap and stretch out.
>You're still feeling groggy as you climb out of bed and your body feels like it weighs a ton as you stomp into the next room.
>"AHHHHHH! GUARDS! ANIMAL CONTROL! SOMEPONY! ANYPONY!"
>You let out a painful groan as you hold your head thanks to Mrs Nesbitt, your neighbour, is screaming her head off and it’s setting off your hangover.
>You look out your window to see her screaming at you.
"What? Don’t tell me I’m naked again," you ask.
>Well, that's what you thought you asked.
>Instead of words, your voice comes out as a roar and growl.
>As you begin to worry, you look down to see you are indeed naked.
>You're also really hairy.
>Instead of hands, you now have paws.
"Roooowh?"
>In a panic, you sprint into the bathroom and take a look at the mirror to see a bear staring back at you.
>Shit hits the fan and you you go into a fear-based frenzy.
>You run outside on all fours and begin to yell at the ponies, pleading for help.
>The problem with your plan is that they don't understand you.
>None of them do.
>Instead all they see and hear is a big bear howling at them.
>You don't blame any of them for running away, screaming at the top of their lungs.
>A few of the bravest ponies surround you.
>They keep a distance but they huddle close, making sure you don't go anywhere.
"Please, someone has to understand me," you beg.
>"P-Please... calm down, Mr Bear," a soft voice asks.
>It's a little hard to hear over the ponies who are screaming in terror thanks to you but you definitely heard it.
>You turn around to see a yellow pegasus with a pink mane smiling up at you sweetly.
>She looks familiar, you're just not exactly sure who she is.
>Her smile is eerily calming.
>She takes a few steps closer before a blue pegasus speaks up.
>"Fluttershy, be careful. He was going wild a moment ago."
>"It's okay Dash, he's probably just scared or lost."
>You sit down to show everyone you've calmed down and the mare beams at you.
>"See? Now, I don't think we've ever met before," she says in a sweet and soothing tone, "My name is Fluttershy, what's your name big guy?"
"Anon," you reply which comes out as a low howl.
>"Wait, Anonymous... As in the human? What happened to you?"
"Hang on, you can understand me?"
>"Yes. My cutie mark symbolises my ability to understand animals. What happened? Can all humans turn into bears?"
"As far as I know, no."
>"Oh dear, we better get Twilight."
>"Already on it. Meet you back at your cottage Shy," interjects Dash before she darts off to see Twilight.
>"Don't you worry Anon, we'll get you fixed right up."
>Fluttershy the grabs your paw to lead you back to her place.
>It's a nice, cosy place, it's a little taller than most pony homes too so you're able to stand on your hind legs.
>It's a little bit of a balancing act to do at first, a bear's posture is different to a human's but you get the hang of it.
>You're standing in Fluttershy's living room while she sits on the lounge.
>"So, Anon, do you have any idea how you turned into a bear?"
"Not a clue. I was sleeping off some booze when I woke up and saw this," you reply with a gesture to your bear bod.
>"Maybe you did something last night that caused this?"
"Then we're shit outta luck. I don't remember a thing. Berry Punch and I were up all night hitting the bottle."
>"Perhaps you stepped into some poison joke or something."
"Poison? That's im-paw-sible."
>"Did you just?"
"Yes."
>"Never again."
"I'm sorry."
>The two of you then have an awkward silence until Twilight and Dash arrive.
>Twilight takes a few notes, asks pretty much the same questions as Fluttershy did but in the longest possible way, tries a couple spells that only give you a warm, fuzzy feeling on your bear junk and then takes off again to go study up on some spells that might reverse your transformation.
"Welp, that was a bust. I'm gonna go home and try that hibernation thing for the rest of the year off or at least until Twilight works out how to undo this."
>"Um..."
>You turn around to face Fluttershy who is nervously looking away from you.
>Guess she's called shy for a reason.
>"Maybe it'd be best if you stay here."
"Why?"
>"Well, you're a bear. It'll be difficult to look after yourself."
"I think I'll manage. Thanks though."
>"Oh, at least let me fix you something to eat before you go."
>A deep rumbly in your tumbly echoes out, and you decide to stay. You've never been the type to turn down free food.
>You agree and Fluttershy happily flutters into the kitchen to make a sandwich while humming a chirpy little tune.
>It only takes her a minute and then she places the place on the coffee table for you.
>You reach for it, only to push it around the plate.
>You've got paws.
>And paws are nowhere near as dexterous as hand are.
>You can't even scoop it up properly.
>You then glance at Flutter who is cheerily smiling at you.
>It's a happy, warm smile but you're not stupid.
>Even though you're a bear, you're not stupid.
>Behind that smile is a second, metaphorical, smile that is a cocky smirk.
>"It's seems you don't have the koala-fications to do this all on your lonesome."
>That bitch.
>First she makes you a sandwich and watches you suffer from being unable to pick it up.
>Then she makes one of the worst puns to rub it in.
>Koalas aren't even bears!
>You then get an idea. You use one of your claws to impale the sandwich and eat it like it's a kebab.
>Fluttershy then picks up the plate and takes it into the kitchen.
>As she begins to hum once more, you realise that you really won't be able to look after yourself well enough.
>You need help and Fluttershy is the only pony who can understand you.
>Not to mention she's probably the only one willing to take care of a bear.
"F-Fluttershy?"
>"Yes Anon?" She chirps back, knowing full well what you're about to ask.
"I'd like to... Take you up on your offer if it's still available."
>"Oh really? That would be wonderful."
>She beams brightly and wraps her forehooves around your neck.
>You gently return the hug, not wanting to squeeze the life out of her through a bear hug.
>The rest of the day goes by pretty smoothly. The two of you get to know each other while Fluttershy grabs a few of your things from your place then she sets aside a bed for you in a spare room.
>It's time to go to sleep but you're not tired.
>Then there's a knock on your window.
>It's takes a bit but you manage to pry it open to find Berry Punch grinning wildly at you.
>"Oh. My. God. You're so fluffy!"
"What are you doing here?"
>"You really can't talk, can you? Wait, this is Anon, right?"
>You nod.
>"Oh good, well, at least you can still understand me. Anyway, up for a drink?"
>You nod eagerly then sneak outside the house so as to not wake Fluttershy.
>Then you and Berry Punch run off to the nearest bar, The Sultry Mare, for a night of drinks.
>Berry steps in and a chorus of cheers ring out, as is customary for regulars so you're expecting a cheer too.
>Instead you're given a chorus of screams, shrieks and wails as all the ponies in the bar begin to bail.
>They dive over furniture in a bid to get out, they don't want to stick around with a bear about.
>Berry Punch begins to laugh and cheer, before shouting out, "Run for your life, a bear is here."
>You feel kind of bad, but nopony listens as you begin to plead. So, in hopes of cheering you up, Berry passes you a bottle of mead.
>With great difficulty, you drink the entire bottle. Every last drop. That's when you notice the only one left, a brave little waiter, determined to hold shop.
>"So Berry, who's your new pal?" His voice is gruff and stern as he talks to the gal.
>"This one right here, is Anon the bear, who should consider getting off that chair."
>Before you can ask her meaning, you notice that you've begun leaning.
>Then suddenly, the chair gives way. Adding to the list of shit on this fine day.
>"Are you alright," Berry Punch asks. You just nod as you rub your ass.
>"Anon, I know just what this day needs. A never ending supply of honey mead."
>You can't help but agree as the waiter places two bottles to help begin your spree.
>The two of you then eagerly drink the night away. Something you'll come to regret the very next day.
>You’re woken up by Fluttershy who is looming over you, unimpressed.
>”What were you doing last night?”
>You sit up and notice you’re waist deep in the little river by Fluttershy’s house, surrounded by empty bottles.
“Uh, having some drinks,” you reply.
>”Get inside,” she demands.
>She’s a little intimidating for some reason but the thought of you being even bigger than usual as twice as strong now keeps you calm.
“Flutter, I’m an adult-”
>”NOW, MISTER!”
>You instantly bounce up as she gives you the stare and dart inside.
>A part of you begins to regret agreeing to live with Fluttershy.
>You’re not sure if you can bear it.