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Babs Seed CYOA

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'Sup, faggots! This is my very first CYOA.
>You are Anon. You have been transported to Equestria by Twilight to save the world, but it turns out Celestia and Luna took care of it already.
>You hang around Ponyville as Twilight tries to figure out a way to send you home.
>One day, while you're out for a walk, a cute little filly with a bacon-esque mane trots up to you.
>"Uh, hey!" she says nervously. "I'm Babs Seed. Can ya help me with somethin', Anon?"
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A PORTAL HAS JUST OPENED AND BRONIES ARE RUNNING THROUGH! Time to go...Brony hunting...
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>>9155757
>"NO TIME, BABS!" you cry, a vein in your forehead bulging noticeably. "A PORTAL HAS OPENED AND WE HAVE TO GO BRONY HUNTING!"
>"Uh, okay..." she replies. You give her a powerful hunting rifle, and select a nice machine gun for yourself. You stock up on ammo before heading out.
"So, where's the portal....?" asks Babs.
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Inside Mayor Mare's Town Hall. They're coming out in droves, torturing any pony they see, male or female, young and old.
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>>9155903
>"Inside Mayor Mare's Town Hall. They're coming out in droves, torturing any pony they see, male or female, young and old," you explain.
>"Whoa, torture? We gotta stop 'em!" Babs says, determined.
>The two of you race off to the town hall, to find a hideous sight. Horrible beasts with fat bellies and greasy neckbeards chase down random ponies, torturing them with perverted questions and high-pitched squees.
>"W-what do you think when someone portrays Princess Celestia as a tyrant, or, God forbid, a molester?" one of the creatures asks Applebloom, as she sobs in terror.
>"CUZ!" cries Babs, cocking her rifle. "We gotta save her!"
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shoot mando
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>>9156168
>Taking careful aim, you fire a burst at the creature. His brain explodes out through the side of his head in a wet, pink cloud.
>Another hideous beast approaches Applebloom, a long, hard microphone in his pants.
>"Hey Applebloom," he drools. "You're about to tango with the Mando."
>It's Babs who fires this time, and Mando falls dead, a round through his heart. Applebloom runs over to the two of you.
>"T-thanks," she sniffles, hugging Babs. She tells you that Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are safe, and runs off to join them.
>A flock of bronies lurches toward you, spaghetti dangling from their pockets. You both reload.
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Scream while shooting:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>9156484
>You both open fire on the hambeasts.
>As they drop like flies, you shout "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
>Babs gives you a look.
>The few bronies that survive your torrent of gunfire flee in terror, pissing themselves, and are slaughtered by Twilight, the Mane 6, and the Royal Guard.
>Through the shimmering portal, you see even more disgusting bronies lurching forward, eager to rape ponies.
>"They keep comin'!" squeaks Babs. "We gotta find a way to close this portal.
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(Anon says to nuke Ponyville)
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>>9156767
>>9156982
Gotcha.
>You evacuate Ponyville, and call in a nuclear strike. You and Babs run off to the very edge of the blast zone.
>"Wait! Stop here!" you shout.
>"WHAT?" cries Babs. "That thing'll kill us if we don't get outta-"
>"Trust me!" you reply, cutting her off.
>The warhead plummets toward the portal, and explodes as it reaches its target. Ponyville and half the Everfree Forest disappear in a billowing mushroom cloud.
>As the blast roars toward you, you and Babs turn and run, dramatically outrunning the explosion. You both drop into a ditch, landing headfirst and knocking yourselves out.
>When you wake, you see a large, smoking crater. The portal is gone, along with just about everything else.
>"Good thing we waited. It wouldn't have been as dramatic if we'd run."
>"Right..." replies Babs.
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Call down nukes all over Equestria. Round up the survivors and throw them in a vault.
We Fallout now.
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>>9157429
>You call down many other nuclear strikes, intent on destroying Equestria. Soon you will have your grimdark masterpiece.
>As the nukes soar toward their targets, Twilight, the Mane 6, the Royal Sisters, and Shiny and Candyass all combine their powers to create a giant Friendship Ex Machina.
>The nukes are all conveniently destroyed, and you begin to suspect Equestria is protected by some serious Plot Armor.
>Fortunately, Babs was off getting an ice cream while you did this, so your genocidal intentions remain secret.
>"Hey Anon!" she chirps, "What should we do now?"
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'Now its time to play the rape game!'
>Rape her
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>>9157902
>"Now?" you chuckle. "Now, it's time to play the rape game!"
>You leap upon Babs, and force yourself into the struggling filly's tight vagina. As she kicks at you with all four hooves, you begin to thrust back and forth.
"ANOOON!" she screams, "STOOOOOPP!!"
>Her tortured sobs fill the air, and you feel slick precum leaking out of yourself and into her. >You pump harder and faster, grunting, and finally you orgasm, filling her tiny slit with your semen.
>You pull out of the crying filly's pussy and then penetrate her ass, raping her again. You then send her home, confident she'll be too embarrassed to tell anyone.
>Unfortunately, Applejack notices Babs bleeding out of her ass, and quickly puts two and two together. The Royal Guard shows up at your doorstep.
GAME OVER. Quote the post you want to restart from.
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>>9158244
>>9158255
>>9158309
Hokay, thread restarted.
>You are Anon. You have been transported to Equestria by Twilight to save the world, but it turns out Celestia and Luna took care of it already.
>You hang around Ponyville as Twilight tries to figure out a way to send you home.
>One day, while you're out for a walk, a cute little filly with a bacon-esque mane trots up to you.
>"Uh, hey!" she says nervously. "I'm Babs Seed. Can ya help me with somethin', Anon?"
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Chew on her mane then yell at her because it doesn't taste like bacon at all! Call her a lying whore that deserves nothing less than to be a slave in your basement for the rest of your desirable years.
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>>9158440
>Suddenly, you grab the little filly and begin to chew on her mane, messing it up and coating it in your saliva.
>"Ewww!" she squeaks.
>Wait a minute, her mane doesn't taste like bacon at all!
"YOU LYING WHORE!" you shriek. "YOU DESERVE NOTHING LESS THAN TO BE A SLAVE IN MY BASEMENT FOR THE REST OF YOU DESIRABLE YEARS!!"
>"W-what?" she mumbles, confused and tearing up a little. "What're you talking about?"
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rape spike, making sure that you look into his eyes at every opportunity to watch his suffer
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>>9158685
>You drop Babs. Screw mares, you need some hot dragon ass.
>Unfortunately, Garble isn't around, so you run off to Golden Oaks Library and cum on Spike's face instead.
>You hold the baby dragon down and rape him in the ass, looking deeply into his eyes as you do so.
>Problem is, that means he's facing you. He belches a torrent of green flame and melts your face off.
GAME OVER. Quote the post you want to restart from.
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>>9158923
>>9158940
Restartan' again. The third time probably won't be the charm.
>You are Anon. You have been transported to Equestria by Twilight to save the world, but it turns out Celestia and Luna took care of it already.
>You hang around Ponyville as Twilight tries to figure out a way to send you home.
>One day, while you're out for a walk, a cute little filly with a bacon-esque mane trots up to you.
>"Uh, hey!" she says nervously. "I'm Babs Seed. Can ya help me with somethin', Anon?"
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(Anon rolls to put her in a basement and follow some long, complicated instructions for making her a sex slave or some shit.)
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>>9159158
>You take her to your basement. You're about to perform all sorts of horrible sex acts on her, but then you realize that whole picture is TL;DR as a motherfucker.
>Honestly, who would bother to read through all that?
>"So, uh, can you help me, Anon?" asks Babs, confused as to why you brought her here.
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Give her some bacon and ask her what's wrong.
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>>9159387
>You hand her some nice, juicy bacon. As she munches happily, you ask her what's wrong.
>"Well," she says in between bites, "I was wonderin' if you and I could go off into the Everfree Forest! I hear there's a lotta adventure to be found there, and maybe I'll find my Cutie Mark that way! You're the only one in town who wouldn't snitch on me to my folks, so how 'bout it?"
(Kind of a shitty plot, I know.)
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What about the other Crusaders?
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>>9159656
>"What about the other Crusaders?" you ask.
>"Well," she mutters sheepishly, "I don't really wanna drag them off on anything, since they just got back from being kidnapped by that bug-Queen. If you want them to come, that's okay, I guess..."
>What do? Go get the other CMCs, or head off with Babs?
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(Anon rolls to head off with Sweetie Belle alone, but I mistake a post saying "Go off with Babs" for the get.)
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>>9159929
>"Naw, let's let them rest," you say. "They've been through enough for now."
>The two of you pack up and head off, doing your best to remain unnoticed by the townsponies. Finally, you get to the Everfree Forest.
>You peer into the thick foliage, a little taken aback by how dark and threatening the whole thing looks. It's as though the forest was actually attempting to scare you away.
>You turn to your right and see Zecora's cottage, from which you can hear her muttering rhymes and mixing potions.
>Turning back, you notice a thick trail of smoke drifting away through the treetops deep in the forest, as though there's a fire or smokestack somewhere among the trees.
>"Well, here we are," says Babs, putting on her best confident look. "Let's head in!"
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(I realize I dun goofed)
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>>9160194
>>9159928
OH FUCK. I didn't notice that.
>You ditch Babs, and run off to find Sweetie Belle.
>The door to the Carousel Boutique explodes open as you destroy it with your boner.
>"Sweetie!" you shout. "We have to go into the Everfree Forest, to find your Cutie Mark!"
>"WHAT?!" comes a cry. You turn, and see Rarity.
>"Sweetie is most certainly NOT going into that horrible forest!" she shouts.
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I know, I was just trying to make you mad, cause you're so damn adorable when you're mad.
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>9160374
>"I know, I was just trying to make you mad, cause you're so damn adorable when you're mad," you suavely say, in a suave tone of voice. Suavely.
>"Oh..." replies Rarity, blushing. "Well, you're quite handsome yourself, Anon. Especially when you're suggesting that my sister ought to go off on suicidal adventures..."
>You and Rarity look deeply into eachother's eyes, and then share a kiss. Your tongues tease and intermingle, and you then pull away.
>"Rarity, this is wrong..." you murmur.
>"Than I don't want to be right," she purrs.
>Finally you can take no more. You drop your pants, exposing your wet, gaping pussy. She forces her long, hard cock up into you, and the two of you make love.
>Unfortunately, Rarity has fucked just about every Anon with a futa fetish, so she's fucked just about every Anon. You get AIDS and die.
GAME OVER. Quote the post you want to restart from.
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>>9160614
>"Naw, let's let them rest," you say. "They've been through enough for now."
>The two of you pack up and head off, doing your best to remain unnoticed by the townsponies. Finally, you get to the Everfree Forest.
>You peer into the thick foliage, a little taken aback by how dark and threatening the whole thing looks. It's as though the forest was actually attempting to scare you away.
>You turn to your right and see Zecora's cottage, from which you can hear her muttering rhymes and mixing potions.
>Turning back, you notice a thick trail of smoke drifting away through the treetops deep in the forest, as though there's a fire or smokestack somewhere among the trees.
>"Well, here we are," says Babs, putting on her best confident look. "Let's head in!"
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Ask Zecora for psychedelic drugs and something that makes fillies want to fuck.
Do this clandestinely.
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>>9160964
>"Hey Babs, I'm just gonna go get some supplies, okay?" you smile.
>"Sure, no problem!" she smiles back.
>You stroll over to Zecora's cottage, and enter. Inside, you find her brewing a cauldron.
>"Anon, my human friend," says the zebra, "Tell me what you need, to bring your journey to an end."
>"Yeah, can I get something that'll give me a nice high? I'm talkin' the kinda shit that ponies'll suck dick for in Manehattan. Also, can I get something that'll get a filly in the mood?"
>"What a twisted, disturbing request! In response, I can only say: yes!"
>Zecora mixes you up a nice psychadelic potion, and then a filly aphrodisiac. You pay her and leave. Babs trots up to you.
>"So, should we go in now?" she asks. You turn to the forest. It's now or never.
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Yes! Let's find a nice waterfall or something pretty to look at where there is soft moss to lie on and we can drink this cutie mark acquisition enhancement potion I got from Zecora!
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>>9161266
>You are about to rape her, when you get an idea.
>"Hey Babs, why don't we find a nice waterfall or something to sit by, and you can drink this Cutie Mark Acquistion Enhancement Potion I got from Zecora!"
>"Wowza!" squeals Babs. "I didn't know she could brew stuff like that!"
>The two of you head into the Everfree Forest, taking care to avoid dangerous creatures and poisonous plants. Finally, you come upon a little waterfall.
>Whipping out the aphrodisiac potion, you hand it to Babs. "Drink up!"
>She takes the bottle and eagerly guzzles the whole thing. For a moment, you wonder if that's too much.
>"Hmm. Anon, I'm not sure this is worki-"
>Babs goes quiet all of a sudden, and leaps upon you, knocking you to the ground. Licking her lips, she unzips your fly with her teeth, exposing your bulging erection.
>She forces the whole thing into her vagina, and begins fuck herself with your dick.
>You don't really have to do much, but you feel like letting her do the whole thing would be a little lazy on your part.
>Wat do? Fuck her back or let her do all the work?
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Fuck that filly like it's the only thing that will save her life.
And drink a little of that "would suck dick for" drug while you're at it.
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>>9161588
>You begin to fuck her back, thrusting hard into her dripping marehood. She squeals with delight, her bloodshot eyes staring into your soul. Your shaft grows ever harder as your thrusting and hers reach a sort of harmony.
>Popping the lid off your other potion, you take a few drops. Almost instantly, you begin to feel the effects. The sky seems to shift and change colors, and the sounds of the forest are as music to your ears.
>There's a slight tingling behind your eyes, but when you close them, whether to avoid Babs' crazed grin or to try and relieve the tingling, there's a disturbing kaleidoscopic effect.
>Even in your drugged-out state, you can still feel Babs grinding against your heaving crotch. Slick precum dribbles into her, and you can feel you erection throbbing and growing and quivering and shivering, until it just becomes too much.
>You come to a shuddering climax, thick strands of semen spraying the insides of the demented filly. She climaxes as well, squirting all over your crotch.
>You fall back, wanting to rest, but Babs keeps at it. You toss her off, and the last thing you remember before passing out is noticing her vigorously dry-humping the forest floor.
4, 77, or 39 decides what we do or see when we wake.
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Babs is lovingly licking our penis and has a cutie mark with our face on it.
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>>9161944
>You wake to see Babs, mane ruffled, running her tongue up and down your thick penis. She licks and nuzzles it lovingly, before suddenly noticing you're awake.
>"Oh, you're up," she giggles. "Thanks Anon, you really helped me out..."
>"Huh?" you mumble confusedly.
>"Look!" she chirps, turning around. There, plastered across her supple flank, is your face. You have been immortalized forever as Babs's Cutie Mark.
>"Aw shit...how are we gonna explain that to everyone in Ponyville?" you groan, running a hand through your hair.
>Babs pauses for a moment, and then smiles. "We tell 'em I saved your life!"
>"Huh?"
>"You got summoned here 'cause you were s'posed ta save Equestria, right? But you didn't, so maybe we say your real destiny was to get me to do something heroic to earn me my Cutie Mark!"
>"Aw shit. They'll never buy that in a million years. They'd have to be fucking idiots."
>The very next day, Ponyville celebrated Anon's fulfillment of his destiny.
THE END.

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'Sup, faggots! This is my very first CYOA.

>You are Anon. You have been transported to Equestria by Twilight to save the world, but it turns out Celestia and Luna took care of it already.
>You hang around Ponyville as Twilight tries to figure out a way to send you home. 
>One day, while you're out for a walk, a cute little filly with a bacon-esque mane trots up to you.
>"Uh, hey!" she says nervously. "I'm Babs Seed. Can ya help me with somethin', Anon?"
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    A PORTAL HAS JUST OPENED AND BRONIES ARE RUNNING THROUGH! Time to go...Brony hunting...

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>>9155757
>"NO TIME, BABS!" you cry, a vein in your forehead bulging noticeably. "A PORTAL HAS OPENED AND WE HAVE TO GO BRONY HUNTING!"
>"Uh, okay..." she replies. You give her a powerful hunting rifle, and select a nice machine gun for yourself. You stock up on ammo before heading out.
"So, where's the portal....?" asks Babs.
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Inside Mayor Mare's Town Hall. They're coming out in droves, torturing any pony they see, male or female, young and old.

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>>9155903
>"Inside Mayor Mare's Town Hall. They're coming out in droves, torturing any pony they see, male or female, young and old," you explain.
>"Whoa, torture? We gotta stop 'em!" Babs says, determined.
>The two of you race off to the town hall, to find a hideous sight. Horrible beasts with fat bellies and greasy neckbeards chase down random ponies, torturing them with perverted questions and high-pitched squees.
>"W-what do you think when someone portrays Princess Celestia as a tyrant, or, God forbid, a molester?" one of the creatures asks Applebloom, as she sobs in terror.
>"CUZ!" cries Babs, cocking her rifle. "We gotta save her!"
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shoot mando

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>>9156168
>Taking careful aim, you fire a burst at the creature. His brain explodes out through the side of his head in a wet, pink cloud.
>Another hideous beast approaches Applebloom, a long, hard microphone in his pants.
>"Hey Applebloom," he drools. "You're about to tango with the Mando."
>It's Babs who fires this time, and Mando falls dead, a round through his heart. Applebloom runs over to the two of you.
>"T-thanks," she sniffles, hugging Babs. She tells you that Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are safe, and runs off to join them.
>A flock of bronies lurches toward you, spaghetti dangling from their pockets. You both reload.
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Scream while shooting:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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    >>9156484
    >You both open fire on the hambeasts.
    >As they drop like flies, you shout "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
    >Babs gives you a look.
    >The few bronies that survive your torrent of gunfire flee in terror, pissing themselves, and are slaughtered by Twilight, the Mane 6, and the Royal Guard.
    >Through the shimmering portal, you see even more disgusting bronies lurching forward, eager to rape ponies.
    >"They keep comin'!" squeaks Babs. "We gotta find a way to close this portal.
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(Anon says to nuke Ponyville)

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>>9156767
>>9156982
Gotcha.
>You evacuate Ponyville, and call in a nuclear strike. You and Babs run off to the very edge of the blast zone.
>"Wait! Stop here!" you shout.
>"WHAT?" cries Babs. "That thing'll kill us if we don't get outta-"
>"Trust me!" you reply, cutting her off.
>The warhead plummets toward the portal, and explodes as it reaches its target. Ponyville and half the Everfree Forest disappear in a billowing mushroom cloud.
>As the blast roars toward you, you and Babs turn and run, dramatically outrunning the explosion. You both drop into a ditch, landing headfirst and knocking yourselves out.
>When you wake, you see a large, smoking crater. The portal is gone, along with just about everything else.
>"Good thing we waited. It wouldn't have been as dramatic if we'd run."
>"Right..." replies Babs.
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Call down nukes all over Equestria. Round up the survivors and throw them in a vault.
We Fallout now.

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>>9157429
>You call down many other nuclear strikes, intent on destroying Equestria. Soon you will have your grimdark masterpiece.
>As the nukes soar toward their targets, Twilight, the Mane 6, the Royal Sisters, and Shiny and Candyass all combine their powers to create a giant Friendship Ex Machina.
>The nukes are all conveniently destroyed, and you begin to suspect Equestria is protected by some serious Plot Armor.
>Fortunately, Babs was off getting an ice cream while you did this, so your genocidal intentions remain secret.
>"Hey Anon!" she chirps, "What should we do now?"
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'Now its time to play the rape game!'
>Rape her

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>>9157902
>"Now?" you chuckle. "Now, it's time to play the rape game!"
>You leap upon Babs, and force yourself into the struggling filly's tight vagina. As she kicks at you with all four hooves, you begin to thrust back and forth.
"ANOOON!" she screams, "STOOOOOPP!!"
>Her tortured sobs fill the air, and you feel slick precum leaking out of yourself and into her. >You pump harder and faster, grunting, and finally you orgasm, filling her tiny slit with your semen.
>You pull out of the crying filly's pussy and then penetrate her ass, raping her again. You then send her home, confident she'll be too embarrassed to tell anyone.
>Unfortunately, Applejack notices Babs bleeding out of her ass, and quickly puts two and two together. The Royal Guard shows up at your doorstep.
GAME OVER. Quote the post you want to restart from.
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>>9158244
>>9158255
>>9158309
Hokay, thread restarted.


>You are Anon. You have been transported to Equestria by Twilight to save the world, but it turns out Celestia and Luna took care of it already.
>You hang around Ponyville as Twilight tries to figure out a way to send you home. 
>One day, while you're out for a walk, a cute little filly with a bacon-esque mane trots up to you.
>"Uh, hey!" she says nervously. "I'm Babs Seed. Can ya help me with somethin', Anon?"
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Chew on her mane then yell at her because it doesn't taste like bacon at all! Call her a lying whore that deserves nothing less than to be a slave in your basement for the rest of your desirable years.

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>>9158440
>Suddenly, you grab the little filly and begin to chew on her mane, messing it up and coating it in your saliva.
>"Ewww!" she squeaks.
>Wait a minute, her mane doesn't taste like bacon at all! 
"YOU LYING WHORE!" you shriek. "YOU DESERVE NOTHING LESS THAN TO BE A SLAVE IN MY BASEMENT FOR THE REST OF YOU DESIRABLE YEARS!!"
>"W-what?" she mumbles, confused and tearing up a little. "What're you talking about?"
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rape spike, making sure that you look into his eyes at every opportunity to watch his suffer

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>>9158685
>You drop Babs. Screw mares, you need some hot dragon ass.
>Unfortunately, Garble isn't around, so you run off to Golden Oaks Library and cum on Spike's face instead.
>You hold the baby dragon down and rape him in the ass, looking deeply into his eyes as you do so.
>Problem is, that means he's facing you. He belches a torrent of green flame and melts your face off.
GAME OVER. Quote the post you want to restart from.
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>>9158923
>>9158940
Restartan' again. The third time probably won't be the charm.
>You are Anon. You have been transported to Equestria by Twilight to save the world, but it turns out Celestia and Luna took care of it already.
>You hang around Ponyville as Twilight tries to figure out a way to send you home. 
>One day, while you're out for a walk, a cute little filly with a bacon-esque mane trots up to you.
>"Uh, hey!" she says nervously. "I'm Babs Seed. Can ya help me with somethin', Anon?"
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(Anon rolls to put her in a basement and follow some long, complicated instructions for making her a sex slave or some shit.)

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>>9159158
>You take her to your basement. You're about to perform all sorts of horrible sex acts on her, but then you realize that whole picture is TL;DR as a motherfucker.
>Honestly, who would bother to read through all that? 
>"So, uh, can you help me, Anon?" asks Babs, confused as to why you brought her here.
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Give her some bacon and ask her what's wrong.

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>>9159387
>You hand her some nice, juicy bacon. As she munches happily, you ask her what's wrong.
>"Well," she says in between bites, "I was wonderin' if you and I could go off into the Everfree Forest! I hear there's a lotta adventure to be found there, and maybe I'll find my Cutie Mark that way! You're the only one in town who wouldn't snitch on me to my folks, so how 'bout it?"

(Kind of a shitty plot, I know.)
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What about the other Crusaders?

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>>9159656
>"What about the other Crusaders?" you ask.
>"Well," she mutters sheepishly, "I don't really wanna drag them off on anything, since they just got back from being kidnapped by that bug-Queen. If you want them to come, that's okay, I guess..."
>What do? Go get the other CMCs, or head off with Babs?
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(Anon rolls to head off with Sweetie Belle alone, but I mistake a post saying "Go off with Babs" for the get.)

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>>9159929
>"Naw, let's let them rest," you say. "They've been through enough for now."
>The two of you pack up and head off, doing your best to remain unnoticed by the townsponies. Finally, you get to the Everfree Forest. 
>You peer into the thick foliage, a little taken aback by how dark and threatening the whole thing looks. It's as though the forest was actually attempting to scare you away.
>You turn to your right and see Zecora's cottage, from which you can hear her muttering rhymes and mixing potions. 
>Turning back, you notice a thick trail of smoke drifting away through the treetops deep in the forest, as though there's a fire or smokestack somewhere among the trees.
>"Well, here we are," says Babs, putting on her best confident look. "Let's head in!"
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(I realize I dun goofed)

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>>9160194

>>9159928
OH FUCK. I didn't notice that.
>You ditch Babs, and run off to find Sweetie Belle.
>The door to the Carousel Boutique explodes open as you destroy it with your boner.
>"Sweetie!" you shout. "We have to go into the Everfree Forest, to find your Cutie Mark!"
>"WHAT?!" comes a cry. You turn, and see Rarity. 
>"Sweetie is most certainly NOT going into that horrible forest!" she shouts.
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I know, I was just trying to make you mad, cause you're so damn adorable when you're mad.

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>9160374
>"I know, I was just trying to make you mad, cause you're so damn adorable when you're mad," you suavely say, in a suave tone of voice. Suavely.
>"Oh..." replies Rarity, blushing. "Well, you're quite handsome yourself, Anon. Especially when you're suggesting that my sister ought to go off on suicidal adventures..."
>You and Rarity look deeply into eachother's eyes, and then share a kiss. Your tongues tease and intermingle, and you then pull away.
>"Rarity, this is wrong..." you murmur.
>"Than I don't want to be right," she purrs.
>Finally you can take no more. You drop your pants, exposing your wet, gaping pussy. She forces her long, hard cock up into you, and the two of you make love.
>Unfortunately, Rarity has fucked just about every Anon with a futa fetish, so she's fucked just about every Anon. You get AIDS and die.
GAME OVER. Quote the post you want to restart from.
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>>9160614

>"Naw, let's let them rest," you say. "They've been through enough for now."
>The two of you pack up and head off, doing your best to remain unnoticed by the townsponies. Finally, you get to the Everfree Forest. 
>You peer into the thick foliage, a little taken aback by how dark and threatening the whole thing looks. It's as though the forest was actually attempting to scare you away.
>You turn to your right and see Zecora's cottage, from which you can hear her muttering rhymes and mixing potions. 
>Turning back, you notice a thick trail of smoke drifting away through the treetops deep in the forest, as though there's a fire or smokestack somewhere among the trees.
>"Well, here we are," says Babs, putting on her best confident look. "Let's head in!"
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Ask Zecora for psychedelic drugs and something that makes fillies want to fuck.
Do this clandestinely.

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>>9160964
>"Hey Babs, I'm just gonna go get some supplies, okay?" you smile.
>"Sure, no problem!" she smiles back.
>You stroll over to Zecora's cottage, and enter. Inside, you find her brewing a cauldron.
>"Anon, my human friend," says the zebra, "Tell me what you need, to bring your journey to an end."
>"Yeah, can I get something that'll give me a nice high? I'm talkin' the kinda shit that ponies'll suck dick for in Manehattan. Also, can I get something that'll get a filly in the mood?"
>"What a twisted, disturbing request! In response, I can only say: yes!"
>Zecora mixes you up a nice psychadelic potion, and then a filly aphrodisiac. You pay her and leave. Babs trots up to you.
>"So, should we go in now?" she asks. You turn to the forest. It's now or never.
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Yes! Let's find a nice waterfall or something pretty to look at where there is soft moss to lie on and we can drink this cutie mark acquisition enhancement potion I got from Zecora!

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>>9161266
>You are about to rape her, when you get an idea. 
>"Hey Babs, why don't we find a nice waterfall or something to sit by, and you can drink this Cutie Mark Acquistion Enhancement Potion I got from Zecora!"
>"Wowza!" squeals Babs. "I didn't know she could brew stuff like that!"
>The two of you head into the Everfree Forest, taking care to avoid dangerous creatures and poisonous plants. Finally, you come upon a little waterfall. 
>Whipping out the aphrodisiac potion, you hand it to Babs. "Drink up!"
>She takes the bottle and eagerly guzzles the whole thing. For a moment, you wonder if that's too much.
>"Hmm. Anon, I'm not sure this is worki-"
>Babs goes quiet all of a sudden, and leaps upon you, knocking you to the ground. Licking her lips, she unzips your fly with her teeth, exposing your bulging erection.
>She forces the whole thing into her vagina, and begins fuck herself with your dick. 
>You don't really have to do much, but you feel like letting her do the whole thing would be a little lazy on your part. 
>Wat do? Fuck her back or let her do all the work?
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Fuck that filly like it's the only thing that will save her life.
And drink a little of that "would suck dick for" drug while you're at it.

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>>9161588
>You begin to fuck her back, thrusting hard into her dripping marehood. She squeals with delight, her bloodshot eyes staring into your soul. Your shaft grows ever harder as your thrusting and hers reach a sort of harmony.
>Popping the lid off your other potion, you take a few drops. Almost instantly, you begin to feel the effects. The sky seems to shift and change colors, and the sounds of the forest are as music to your ears. 
>There's a slight tingling behind your eyes, but when you close them, whether to avoid Babs' crazed grin or to try and relieve the tingling, there's a disturbing kaleidoscopic effect.
>Even in your drugged-out state, you can still feel Babs grinding against your heaving crotch. Slick precum dribbles into her, and you can feel you erection throbbing and growing and quivering and shivering, until it just becomes too much.
>You come to a shuddering climax, thick strands of semen spraying the insides of the demented filly. She climaxes as well, squirting all over your crotch.
>You fall back, wanting to rest, but Babs keeps at it. You toss her off, and the last thing you remember before passing out is noticing her vigorously dry-humping the forest floor.

4, 77, or 39 decides what we do or see when we wake.
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Babs is lovingly licking our penis and has a cutie mark with our face on it.

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>>9161944
>You wake to see Babs, mane ruffled, running her tongue up and down your thick penis. She licks and nuzzles it lovingly, before suddenly noticing you're awake. 
>"Oh, you're up," she giggles. "Thanks Anon, you really helped me out..."
>"Huh?" you mumble confusedly.
>"Look!" she chirps, turning around. There, plastered across her supple flank, is your face. You have been immortalized forever as Babs's Cutie Mark.
>"Aw shit...how are we gonna explain that to everyone in Ponyville?" you groan, running a hand through your hair.
>Babs pauses for a moment, and then smiles. "We tell 'em I saved your life!"
>"Huh?"
>"You got summoned here 'cause you were s'posed ta save Equestria, right? But you didn't, so maybe we say your real destiny was to get me to do something heroic to earn me my Cutie Mark!"
>"Aw shit. They'll never buy that in a million years. They'd have to be fucking idiots."
>The very next day, Ponyville celebrated Anon's fulfillment of his destiny.

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