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(Norman Normal) A new hope [Ch2]

By: Faggot13 on Jul 14th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 9.09 KB  |  hits: 63  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Norman and Elle began walking towards the nearest park from their neighborhood
  2. >He still didn’t know why he was so nervous or at least he didn’t want to realize
  3. >Not even in Pennsylvania did he have this kind of date
  4. >Normally it he would’ve taken his crush to eat something or to the movies
  5. >But never something as simple as a park
  6. So Elle, my parents told me you come from Maryland right? why did your family moved here?
  7. >”Remember when I told you that this was the only town my father could get a job?”
  8. >”She did mention that, I am such a moron” Norman thought to himself
  9. >”He is a geographer. The mayor of the town heard that he was such an expert on the region, that he hired him”
  10. Really?
  11. >”yeah, but he has a strong temperament. He doesn’t like lazy students or companions but once you get to know him he can be pretty cheerful”
  12. Whoa, a geographer. I’ve never met one before. *snicker* I wouldn’t like to meet him, he would be disappointed at someone as bad as me on the subject
  13. >”Really? well then tell me what is your favorite subject”
  14. >Norman told her his favorite subject was the history of the native americans
  15. >He said that he was fascinated by their religion and way of living before the contact with Europe
  16. Let me tell you. Once before an exam, one friend of mine made me read all the books in the library about the Iroquois because she thought I wouldn’t be ready.
  17. >”Tough”
  18. Yeah, Twilight can be a pain but in the end, she is one of my only friends here
  19. >The conversation shifted to Twilight’s antics
  20. >How she always made him suffer
  21. >Her innocence was charming at first, but every time he was harmed in humorous ways thanks to her
  22. >”I suppose you are not popular in your school then”
  23. I have a, well similar situation to yours. People call me racist without being one
  24. >”How did it happen?”
  25. When I got to the first day of school, I saw all the, different people walking and said “What is wrong with these people and their colored skin?” out loud
  26. >”Ha ha are you serious?”
  27. Yeah, they began calling me a skin head. But not purple, I mean Twilight. She was the only one in my side. She even introduced me to her friends. They are the greatest people I’ve ever known
  28. >”Must be nice having friends” Elle said while sighing
  29. >Oh no, I knew it, she doesn’t have friends, Norman thought to himself
  30. Oh well, uh, cheer up Elle. Come, Let me invite you an ice cream.
  31. >The strawberry ice cream did cheer her up a little bit
  32. >”this is my favorite ice cream flavour”
  33. Mine is chocolate
  34. >”Thanks Norman”
  35. No problem Elle, everything you need
  36. >The girl shrank a little while playing with her hair and looking at Norman’s eyes
  37. >”Say Norman, should we go and sit by the fountain?”
  38. Of course Elle. I do love the sound of running water
  39. >”Me too, come”
  40. >The girl then held Norman’s wrist and guided him to a free bench
  41. >There’s no need to say that the boy was blushing like an idiot
  42. >On the bench at the park, Norman discovered that Elle liked videogames too, but those strange japanese role games
  43. >”I could borrow you one, maybe you will like it”
  44. Whichever you choose, it will be fun
  45. >The girl also liked to read, but more than school books or love stories, she rather read fantasy novels
  46. >”you should read more books Norman, they are always good to leave your problems behind for an hour or two”
  47. I’d love to, but every book I try to read, purple gets too excited and she spoils me the ending.
  48. >They shared stories of when they were living in Pennsylvania and in Maryland.
  49. >Their older friends in their previous cities
  50. >Talking about their families. How Norman’s father was always entering his room at the exact same time he was sucking at CoD, or how his mother hated Twilight with all her guts
  51. >”I also like to draw”
  52. Can I see some of your drawings?
  53. >”I, rather not. I don’t really like to share my drawings”
  54. Oh well. Maybe one day
  55. >Before they noticed it the day was already over and the last rays of sun were dying
  56. >Norman then stretched out after after sitting for so long and by accident he put his hand besides Elle, barely touching her
  57. >Embarrassed, he thought of moving it, but he left it there
  58. >Elle didn’t move either
  59. >They looked at each other’s eyes
  60. >Norman grabbed her hand
  61. >She was smiling
  62. Say, I had so much fun today. Would you, like to, repeat it another day?
  63. >”I, I’d love to Norman!”
  64. I think it is a little late, maybe we should be going
  65. >”I think I want to stay here a couple of minutes more” Elle said while resting her head on his shoulder
  66. Sure
  67. >Time passed, and Norman was enjoying this, more than anything in his life
  68. >He didn’t notice that he was speaking his thoughts
  69. It would be nice if you could be my Girlfriend
  70. >Elle, without moving responded
  71. >”well, you could just ask me to be your girlfriend”
  72. >Normal realized what he just said before, it was just a thought, but he couldn’t back up now
  73. Uh, well, ok, Elle, would you, like to be my girlfriend?
  74. >Elle looked at Norman’s eyes and kissed him on the cheek
  75. >”Yes Norman, I will be your girlfriend.”
  76. >This wasn’t the plan Norman thought, with a stupid smile on his face
  77.  
  78. >”Thank you for this wonderful evening Norman, I never had this much fun before in this town”
  79. Not a problem Elle, I also had a great time
  80. >”Well, see you around” The girl blushed a little “boyfriend”
  81. Bye, girlfriend
  82. >Elle smiled and ran back into her house.
  83.  
  84. >”Yo Norman, back for more wrecking?”
  85. Yeah
  86. >”So how was your gay date?”
  87. It wasn’t, oh fuck it, dude I got news, I have a girlfriend
  88. >”Whoa brah, you finally hit Rarity, congratulations”
  89. Rarity? Oh, no no, it isn’t Rarity.
  90. >”Not Rarity? damn it man, I told you, Twilight was mine”
  91. Fuck you man, I wouldn’t touche purple with a stick. No she is my, neighbor
  92. >”Oh, well then, congratulations anyway virgin”
  93. Thank you rapist
  94. >”Fuck you man, she never said no, it was not rape”
  95.  
  96. >Being Twilight
  97. >Feeling bad for Rarity
  98. >Decide that I should bring some cupcakes from Sugarcube Corner to her house
  99. >”Oh Twilight, I do appreciate this, but I am not in the mood right now”
  100. Rarity, are you still worried about Norman?
  101. >”Yes my dear. At first I just thought that he was just a, well a racist”
  102. I still don’t know what a racist is
  103. >”But once I got to know him well, he is charming. He has this stupid obsession with videogames but he can be a magical boy”
  104. Magical? he doesn’t know how to use magic
  105. >”The other day, he told me a beautiful story from a native american group, and the passion in his eyes made, well, made my heart melt”
  106. Really?
  107. >”Yes, but darling, Spike bit his ear when he finished it. You should put a leash on him”
  108. Oh dear. Spike, I swear, next time you bite Norman I will castrate you
  109. >”He was getting too close to Rarity, Twilight”
  110. But she is NOT our Rarity you dumb dog
  111. >”Twilight, are you talking with your, dog?”
  112. What this? No no no! well, yes, but it is not important
  113. >”I just don’t know what to do, everytime I try to get closer to him, something happens that ruins the mood”
  114. I have an idea, But we need the girls, call them
  115.  
  116. Hello everyone, we need a favor to ask you
  117. >”Oooh! do you want to have a sleepover?”
  118. No Pinkie. We agreed to never sleep with you after the pizza party incident”
  119. >”Oh come on Twilight, she never said no”
  120. Anyway, we need your help so that Rarity’s feelings can get to Norman.
  121. >”I don’t think she needs us for that, he is always drooling for her” Rainbow Dash answered
  122. Yeah, but remember that one time they were alone and you put a cracker besides them? And then Norman’s leg got burnt?
  123. >“Oh, yeah. I do”
  124. Or what about you AJ, making him drink rotten apple juice
  125. >”Ah said ah was sorry. I thought it was cider”
  126. You see where I am going? something always happens that stops them having some private time
  127. >”Usually he gets uh, hurt really badly”
  128. Yes Fluttershy, I am aware of it. So that’s why we need your help. We need you to be Rarity and Norman’s bodyguards until they are an item
  129. >”No problem Twilight. You know I’ll do everything for a friend” RD said
  130. >”Oh girls, I am so thankful for helping me. Grouphug?”  Rarity asked
  131. >The girls all hugged in a friendship hug
  132. Spike, leave Rarity’s leg alone
  133.  
  134. >Norman was having a difficult time to sleep
  135. >Brad’s commentary on Rarity left him uneasy
  136. >He could swear that at some points, she was interested in him
  137. >The way she smiled at him
  138. >When she laughed at his jokes
  139. >How she helps him when Spike humiliates him
  140. >Maybe he did a mistake?
  141. >After all, his first crush in this town was Rarity
  142. >He fantasied with her so much, that now it feels wrong
  143. >Like he betrayed Rarity in some way
  144. >All these thoughts, they were messing his head
  145. *PING*
  146. My phone, where is my phone
  147. >When he reached it he had a received a new message
  148. >”I had so much fun today Norman thank you for taking me out! And I am glad to have such a nice boyfriend, can’t wait to see you again :)”
  149. >After reading the message all the doubts disappeared
  150. >It didn’t take to much for him to sleep after that
  151. >Dreaming with his new Girlfriend