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(FR) Hell has a name and it is Equestria

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  1. >Anon has his entire house blocked
  2. >Wood boards nailed on windows
  3. >Your entrance has all kinds of locks
  4. >You sleep during day
  5. >I mean, you barely sleep during the day, with the constant pounding of female ponies trying to break into your home
  6. >The screams of dozens of ponies "I love you" "I need you" "Come to me anon" are insufferable
  7. >Apparently your body produces a hormone irresistible for mares
  8. >Your only friends are the medic that told you this fact and Big Mac
  9. >They feel sorry for you, because you can only leave your house at night
  10. >Big Mac gave you a harvesting job but Applejack kept harassing you, one time she even tried to rape you
  11. >She wasn’t the only one, other mares tried to rape you before
  12. >Like rarity, who tried to drug you
  13. >Twilight blackmailed you
  14. >Rainbow Dash tried to break your arm
  15. >Pinky Pie at the middle of the street
  16. >Fluttershy tried to kidnap you
  17. >And even the rest of the town tried it
  18. >The only way you can earn some money is to illegally sell your smelly sweat to stallions
  19. >It is very valuable substance, but a humiliating way to survive
  20. >All around you live a shitty life
  21. >Every Thursday, Big Mac comes to you house for a couple of hours to hang out
  22. >It is the only moment you enjoy in this hellhole
  23. >Like last Thursday, when he brought some of his friends
  24. >They were curious about the bipedal monster
  25. >But you made them have a good time
  26.  
  27. >Thursday night
  28. >You finally hear a knock on your door
  29. >Finally, two hours you can use to forget about the crazy ponies in this town
  30. >You open the door
  31. >But you only see Applejack at the door
  32. >Scared, you step back
  33. >you still remember when AJ tried to fuck you
  34. >Damn was she a strong mare
  35. >It was thanks to BM that you could escape
  36. >That was the last time you went outside during daytime
  37. >Now she was in front of you
  38. >"how ya doin' partner?"
  39. What do you w-want?
  40. >"Ah'm sorry, for everything"
  41. >Well that was strange
  42. >"Big Mac can't come now, he's sick, but ah knew that this was the only time ah have to apologize"
  43. Ok, apologize accepted, now you can leave, please
  44. >you knew that she was a good girl, Big Mac told you all about her, a hard working pony, faithful, honest and a loving sister
  45. >but you still were afraid of her
  46. >She saw the fear in your eyes and felt terrible
  47. >"Can ah come in?"
  48. Sorry, but I am feeling a little... sick. What a coincidence don't you think?
  49. >before she could say a thing, you closed and locked the door
  50. >"Come on! I ain't gonna hurt ya! Ah just want to make everything right!”
  51. >at first she knocked softly but the knocks grew in intensity
  52. >until she was kicking your door
  53. >"PLEASE, WHY WON'T YOU LET ME IN?! I WON'T HURT YA AGAIN! AH, AH CAN FIX EVERYTHING, JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE!”
  54. Fix everything?! Just leave me alone Applejack!
  55. >You answered, trying to make Applejack go away
  56. >But it didn’t work
  57. >”PLEASE ANON, I CAN’T LIVE KNOWING THAT YOU HATE ME. AH NEED YA TO ACCEPT ME, TO, TO LOVE ME!”
  58. >You couldn't stand the banging, so you locked yourself in your room
  59. >after some minutes, they faded away
  60. >but the bangs began at the window on your room
  61. >"ANON PLEASE, FORGIVE ME! AH'M SORRY FOR WHAT I DID, BUT LET ME MAKE IT UP FOR YA! AH, AH CAN MAKE EVERYTHING RIGHT, FORGIVE ME ANON, I LOVE YA TOO MUCH TO BEAR ANOTHER REJECTION!”
  62.  
  63. >It's 4am and AJ finally stopped banging every single possible entrance
  64. >Not only did she traumatized you, but you won't be able to trust visits ever again
  65. >You’re crying, asking yourself, why?
  66. >Why did this happen to you?
  67. >Back home, you had a family, friends, a career
  68. >Your life was not perfect but you were happy
  69. >Now look at yourself, a prisoner in this strange land
  70. >You hear another knock in the door
  71. >No more surprises, you don't even move an inch, but your heart is beating as fast as it could
  72. >"It's me Big Mac"
  73. Is it really y-you?
  74. >"Yep, let me in"
  75. >A stallion with few words, you liked that about him
  76. Are you alone?
  77. >"Yep"
  78. >You carefully unlock your door and let him in
  79. >If he was sick, you couldn't notice it
  80. >Another thing to admire of him, he was strong even in the worst moments
  81. >"I'm sorry Anon. What happened was my fault"
  82. No no, you don't have to apologize
  83. >"Yes I have to. I was going to come myself, but I fell asleep"
  84. I understand-
  85. >"What AJ is unforgivable. But I assure you that she regrets it"
  86. ...
  87. >"Right now she is crying in the barn. You see, even if her intentions were good, every time she comes near you, she loses her head"
  88. >He saw your face, covered in tears
  89. >"Once again, I apologize"
  90. >Putting a hoof on your shoulder, you could see his regret on his face
  91. >Even if it wasn't his fault, falling asleep hurt you and his sister
  92. >Before exiting your house he stopped and said
  93. >"I will compensate you"
  94. You already did
  95. >He smiled and walked back home
  96.  
  97. >Daytime again, another shitty day
  98. >Before going to bed you hear the banging on the door again
  99. I wonder who is it this time
  100. >You can distinguish Twilight and Fluttershy
  101. >Strangely, the banging stops right away
  102. >Still scared, you take precautions and wait for one hour until you take a pick outside
  103. >Nopony around
  104. >You take this opportunity to have the first decent sleep since you landed in this place
  105. >It didn't take you long to sleep
  106. >You are suddenly in a flower field
  107. >You sit around, admiring the flowers
  108. >"Hey anon! Over here!”
  109. >Turning your head, you see Twilight
  110. >You stand up and start running away from here
  111. >But you are not advancing
  112. >"You can't run away anon. I created this dream with my magic to talk with you"
  113. Well what do you want?
  114. >"Please anon, accept me" said Twilight with a childish, almost innocent face
  115. What? No! you tried to rape me! Every single one of you tried to do it!
  116. >"And I am so sorry, but if you just listened that time…"
  117. Listened? You said you would help me find a way back home, but it was nothing but lies! To convince me to sleep with you?!
  118. >"Come on anon, I can protect you from the other ones. Just embrace me"
  119. You are not even listening! No, I had enough with all of you. Get out of my head, now!
  120. >Twilight’s expression changed, now it was despicably looking at you
  121. >"Fine, your choice. I tried to be a good mare, but next time, I won't be this kind"
  122. >You suddenly wake up, night time already.
  123. >Not even in your dreams are you safe.
  124.  
  125. >When you said you had enough, you weren't lying
  126. >After the dream, you decide you will leave Ponyville forever
  127. >There are several intelligent races all across Equestria, hopefully your pheromones won't make them go crazy
  128. >You heard about some diamond dogs or something like that, maybe they are the safest bet
  129. >You don't even pack your things, you just write a letter to Big Mac and leave it on the table
  130. >Still night time, perfect for running away
  131. >You step out of your door, and start walking around
  132. >At the outskirts of Ponyville you hear a voice
  133. >"Oh dear, Angel please come back"
  134. >No, please not her. Alongside with AJ, she is the worst one of the bunch
  135. >Before you could even act she sees you
  136. >"Oh anon, I am so glad to see you!"
  137. >without further notices, she flies right at you
  138. >Run you idiot
  139. >The only place to go is, inside the Everfree forest
  140. >But everything is better than what will happen
  141. >Hell, even Fluttershy will think twice before entering here
  142. >And it worked! you turn your head back and she is doubting at first
  143. >You take advantage of that and run faster than you ever ran in your life
  144. >It felt like an eternity but surely she won't be able to catch you
  145. >Only downside is that you tired, so tired
  146. >Eventually, you find a house in the middle of the forest
  147. >Oh no, a pony lives here, better run away
  148. >But a zebra was behind you
  149. >"Aren't you that human being? The one I've never seen?"
  150. Y-yes
  151. >"I know you are afraid of mares, but do come in, I'm not one of them"
  152.  
  153. >The zebra gives you a cup of tea
  154. Thanks. You can call me anon
  155. >"My name is Zecora my dear, but why were you so near?"
  156. I was so tired of everything, Zecora, being attacked by every mare in town was making me sick. I just took this opportunity and ran away
  157. >"I understand your problems and suffering, but what you are doing is daring"
  158. I just don't care anymore Zecora. If I keep living in there, something horrible will happen I’m sure of it
  159. >"It is true that you make ponies lose their mind, but this forest is not kind"
  160. >"Please, I implore you to stay here and rest, tomorrow morning you can go and your destiny will be met"
  161. Thank you
  162. >As much as you think this is could be a trap, you see Zecora is not showing any signs like the other mares in heat.
  163. >This is actually a great sign, meaning that if a zebra is not affected, other species won't be
  164. >Feeling tired, Zecora offers you her bed and you finally have the best sleep in months
  165. >When you wake up, you find a note on a table, a map with directions of how to exit the forest
  166. >You write another one thanking Zecora and you exit to the forest
  167. >Hours pass away, but for the first time in a long time, you feel like you can trust your future
  168. >You are filled with energy and determination
  169. >Finding a new home, a place where you will not be targeted, why didn't you think of this before?
  170. >Before the night covered the entire land, you finally get out of the forest
  171. >You find an enormous meadow where you can make a fire and rest
  172. >At last, freedom
  173.  
  174. >"I finally found you!"
  175. >Freedom? you are never free, not in this god forsaken land
  176. >You didn't actually think of the consequences of leaving Ponyville
  177. >The mares knew you left, and their obsession exploded
  178. >They looked all around the town, unable to find you
  179. >So they began to look outside of it
  180. >The faster they were, the further they looked
  181. >And Rainbow Dash was the quickest of them
  182. >You can't escape now, you are fucked
  183. >Not only is she the fastest pony you've ever met, but she is almost as strong as AJ
  184. >She is also not a scare cat like Fluttershy, so running back into the forest won't work
  185. >Your body knew this, so when you tried to run, it was paralyzed with fear
  186. >RD jumped over you, throwing you at the ground
  187. >She put a hoof on your mouth
  188. >"Shh, it's ok, your buddy Rainbow is here, nopony else can hurt you now"
  189. >Or help you
  190. >"Now anon, you rejected me way too many times in the past, but now there is no place to hide"
  191. >She moved her face near yours
  192. >"I love you anon, more than anything"
  193. >Her eyes were a few inches from yours
  194. >"And right now, I will teach you to love me"
  195. >Her mouth was now besides your ear
  196. >"You are now mine anon. you can't fight this burning desire. This fire will consume both of us"
  197. >She began biting your ear
  198. >"And you will learn to love it"
  199. >Opening her mouth she softly licked your cheek
  200. >You're trapped
  201.  
  202. >Rainbow Dash puts her nose against your hair and deeply inhales
  203. >You could see the ecstasy in her face
  204. >"Now anon, use those hands of yours, and enjoy me"
  205. >What else could you do? If you refuse, she will use her strong legs to break your arms or legs, and she will still force you to do it
  206. >You could feel a knot in your throat while slowly raising your hands
  207. >You didn't want to do this but having no choice, the only thing to do was to end it as quickly as possible
  208. >"Come on! Put them down here!"
  209. >Softly touching her thighs, you could feel how wet and sticky she was
  210. >The sensation was horrible
  211. >"Higher-"
  212. >At that moment, you heard a strong thump
  213. >Where Rainbow Dash's face was, you could only see the night sky
  214. >You stand up and see Big Mac trying to control RD a few inches from where you were laying
  215. >"Run! She is not the only one here!"
  216. >That made your blood cold as ice. Not the only one? How did they find you so fast?
  217. >"Run!" Big Mac yelled once more.
  218. >As you snapped out of your thoughts, you ran back into the woods
  219. >But before you could run farther away, you fell into a small hole you didn't notice
  220. >Thankfully you didn't hit your head
  221. >Quietly, you could still hear RD and BM struggling until RD finally screamed
  222. >"How could you Big Mac?! He was finally mine!"
  223. >Soon afterwards you heard a strong whoosh on the sky
  224. >Now what? Every mare in ponyville is looking for you
  225. >At least you can rest in this hole in the night
  226.  
  227. >Waking up, you are still in the hole
  228. >Sunlight is illuminating your face
  229. >Slowly you stand up, just to find out your arm is hurting badly
  230. >You check it and thankfully it isn't broken
  231. >But there is no way you could get out of this hole, at least for now
  232. >What's worse, you are pretty hungry
  233. >You look around and you find some mushrooms
  234. >You look at them, wondering if they are not poisonous
  235. >But fuck that, you are hungry, and you are willing to take the chance
  236. >You bite one of them
  237. >Actually it doesn't tastes that bad
  238. >You finishing eating it and you actually like it
  239. >When you were going to eat the other one you began to feel dizzy
  240. >It looks they were poisonous
  241. >Knowing that you fucked up, you do the only reasoning thing to do
  242. >You sit back and wait for the worst
  243. >You can feel your life leaving your body as you lose consciousness
  244. >Suddenly everything is black
  245. >But you open your eyes again
  246. >Oh thank goodness! You are not de-
  247. >But something's wrong, you are floating
  248. >And when you see below you there you are laying on the floor
  249. am I a ghost?
  250. >You move near your body
  251. >And you hear it breathing
  252. interesting, so this is astral projection?
  253. >Excited, you fly away, through the hole were you fell, and you could see the entire Everfee forest from the sky
  254.  
  255. >With your new found ability, you went to explore the Everfree forest
  256. >But this excitement was brief
  257. >Because what you saw on the surface, was a bunch of ponies, desperately trying to find something: you.
  258. >Earth ponies were running around the trees
  259. >Pegasis were flying, scouting every meadow
  260. >Unicorns were using their magic to lift every stone to find you
  261. >Everything was getting worse by the minute
  262. >You almost wished you stayed in your house in Ponyville
  263. >At least you wouldn't be in this situation
  264. >You went back into the hole and tried to reconnect with your body
  265. >Once you entered into yourself, you felt the pain on your arm once more
  266. >Saving the other mushroom into your pocket, you began walking around
  267. >It wasn't long until you realized this was not only a hole, but a cave
  268. >You kept walking until you heard water running
  269. >That's right, underground caves normally have running, clean water
  270. >Maybe if you drank it, the hunger would diminish
  271. >You approach the sound and you see an underground river
  272. >But you also see 3 dark figures, resembling dogs
  273. >Could they be the famous diamond dogs?
  274. Hello
  275. >The three of them look at your direction
  276. Can you please help me?
  277. >They looked tough, but at the same time, they were looking at your with curiosity
  278. >"What are you?"
  279. My name is anon, I am a human being
  280. >"A human? Never heard of it"
  281. Can you please help me? My arm is hurt
  282. >"We better take him to the boss" said the biggest of the three
  283. >"Yeah, good call. Human, come with us"
  284. >Hopefully, you didn't fuck up again
  285.  
  286. >Diamond dogs guide you their hideout
  287. >They are big dogs, but they are not being aggressive
  288. >They are more curious than anything
  289. >You finally see a giant door guarded by two massive dogs
  290. >As you get in, you can see hundreds of workers and miners, stopping only to see you walking in
  291. >Who is this bipedal thing? They keep thinking
  292. >After a long walk through, the dogs finally take you to a dog sitting in a big rock
  293. >"Boss, we found this, human, wondering at the river"
  294. >The dog on the rock has a surprised face
  295. >"Tell me did you say a human?"
  296. Yes, I am human
  297. >"Please, leave alone"
  298. >The dogs leave the room.  Only you and the boss remain
  299. Is, there something you want to talk to me about?
  300. >"Yes, please, sit down" the dog pointing at a small rock besides the biggest one
  301. >He then proceeds to take out a book from a chest behind his rock
  302. >"You see human, my grandfather used to tell me this story. In ancient times, we diamond dogs were partners with some strange creatures. We were the best allies, scratching each other backs, but one day you all simply disappeared"
  303. You were listening carefully while he was speaking
  304. >"Rumors fly fast human, I heard about your existence with the ponies long ago, but to have you here, it is something I never expected"
  305. >He sat in his throne once more
  306. >"Tell me, what can we do for you?"