Jerry can't be dealin' with dis gay horse shiet.

>You are Anonymous.

>And you finally have it.

>The Equinium Ring.

>Three years of constant alchemical work along with magical smithing has now resulted in the magical ring that when worn will take you to Equestria.

>Your hands tremble as you set it down on the pedestal.

>Taking a few steps back to observe your masterpiece, you fail to notice the shadow creeping up behind you.

>A soft thump and you're out cold.

>You wake up several hours later with a large bump on your head and of course, you look at the pedestal first.

>Oh no... it's gone!

 

>You is Jerry Curlz, meanest mo'fuckin baller dis sida o' town.

>And you is in the gayest mo'fucking place ever.

>You got all zapped n' shit when you tried that flavah ass ring on.

"Da fuck is going on?"

>The place you'z in look like some rich white dudes crib.

>Everything is white n' shit with colorful drapes.

>Nigga even got pillars in this mo'

>A bunch of horses are looking at ya

>One of them looks like some kinda bug horse

>She hisses, HISSES?! No bitch be hissin at J-Curlz!

>"Who is this monkey that dares interrupt me in my moment of victory?!"

>The crazy bug horse was standing over some white horse with a burned horn

>Oh das fucking gay

>Unicorns n' shit?

"Wait, did this bitch just call me a monkey? AW HELL NO!"

>You gonna go ham on this bitch

>You stroll yo fine ass over there and size her up

>She does some bullshit with her horn, all glowin n' shit

>She shoots some green bullshit at you but it just bounces of yo' fresh chains

"WRONG MOVE, BITCH NIGGA!"

>You give dis crazy ho a good ol' five across the face

>She be out like a candle

 

>After sum awkward silence these gay ass horses starts cheering you n' shit

>One of them helps the white horse up

>She looks fuck'd up

>The horses with fuckin' old ass armor ties the bug bitch up

>They showerin' you with confetti

>Man, why?

>One purple horse dancin' like a white man

>They give you some weak ass drank

>Then they ask you what you want fo' savin' em and shit

>Shiiiiiet, always da black man saving whitey's ass

"Oh fo sho I'll take some 40 ounce and a pack o' newports, I ain't greedy"

>They explain they don't have anything like that here

"Then I wanna go home, dis place whack as looney toons"

>The white bitch does some glowy ass shit with her horn and you're back at home.

>You throw the stupid ring out the window, shit probs ain't worth even pawning.

>You gonna go back and beat that green mo'fucka up later.

>Gay as horses