(808) Double Feature (FR) (Part 1 Finale)

>Day in line at the movies in Equestria.

>It was a good night.

>"YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH-"

>Until Fluttershy threatened you.

>"YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH-"

>Employee 404, the Derpmeister, is pretty cool.

>"YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH-"

>Sadly she's bouncing up and down as you wait in line.

>And she's very happy.

>Time Turner is standing next to you.

>Derpy is behind him.

>He's twitching.

>"YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH-"

>He shudders.

>"Derpy! Please, I'm trying to stand here and not off myself."

>"I"M JUST SO EXCITED TO FINALLY SEE THIS MOVIE!"

>"I"VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG! SO HAS MOOSE!"

"...i-I just found out about it the other day."

>"Well that's great Derpy, but could you maybe keep it down?"

>"BUT WE HAVE TO GO SEE THE MOST LOVELIEST BRIDE!"

>You, Time Turner, Derpy, Dinky, The Cutie Mark Crusaders Mailroom Action Squad, Mayor Mare, Mineutte.

>In line at the movies.

>Time Turner looks at you and just shakes his head a little.

>He keeps his voice just quiet enough for you.

>"She wonders why she's single."

"Well...s-some ponies are just..."

>You look back at Derpy and she's rubbing herself up against a movie poster.

>She's mumbling "She's so lovely" under her breath.

>Dinky looks embarrassed.

>The interns look hung over and overtired.

"...enthusiastic?"

>"Whatever you've got to tell yourself to wake up in the morning."

"Wh-what?"

>"You reek of 404, Moose."

>He grins.

>"I mean hey; kudos to you. She's a fun pegasus. But uh...she gets like this."

>Derpy looks up at the poster, starry-eyed.

>"So. Damn. Often. And trust me when I say if she doesn't like it, you'll be dealing with that for a bit."

"...I didn't sl-slee--I didn't stick it to her."

>"Well good for you."

"...have you?"

>Time Turner bursts out into laughter.

>"No...oh Moose, buddy. Absolutely not. She is friend material. And after we tried to do a little office bowling league thing--well, she's staying in that zone forever."

 

>The line barely inches forward.

>Minuette is trying to kiss up to Mayor Mare.

>Mayor Mare is trying to get the Cutie Mark Crusaders to let cut in line.

>They are unmoved.

>Derpy is still vibrating like a washing machine.

>Dinky is standing next to her.

>Just smiling up at you.

>Time Turner sputters with his lips and looks around.

>"We've been in line for thirteen minutes."

"What?"

>"I hate lines."

"I'm...okay with lines."

>"Save my spot?"

"W-what?"

>"Save my spot, I'm going to go get a pretzel."

>You look back at the line behind you.

>And then towards a pretzel vendor just across the way.

"Uhm...b-but."

>Time Turner looks blankly at you.

>"Seriously?"

"...sorry."

>"It's fine. How about I save your spot and you get it for me, Moose?"

"Yeah that...that'd be better."

>"No cheese."

"What?"

>"That guy puts cheese on the pretzel, I don't like that. Messes with the salt."

"So, tell him no cheese?"

>He nods at you.

>"Yeah, tell him no cheese. Because--Yeah Moose."

>It's like he's aware you're not good at this kind of thing.

>But you're getting better.

>You step out of line before he hands you any bits.

>It's just a pretzel.

>You cross the street.

>The vendor smiles at your approach.

"One pretzel, no cheese."

>You get the cheese in a little cup for dipping.

>Maybe cheese was his special talent.

>You turn around.

 

>A glove of needly-sharp blades is a mere inch away from your face.

>It's on a hoof.

>Fluttershy is wearing a hat and a ratty sweater.

>"Su-surprise b-boyfriend!"

>You're clutching your heart.

>You've dropped the pretzel.

>Still have the cheese.

>Time Turner will appreciate the failure in this.

"Wh...wh...why are you d-dress like that?"

>"You said you were going to the movies mister...so I thought you must be seeing--uhm..."

>She points to a movie poster across the street.

>You squint.

"Experience the Terror and the Trauma of the Nightmare Moon on Elk Street?"

>Fluttershy smiles and nods.

>"...th-those movies s-sort of scare me, mister...but I'll c-cosplay for you.."

>You look at the pretzel on the ground.

>Time Turner is watching you.

>"OH COME ON!"

>The white unicorn filly intern gives Time Turner a dirty look.

>Turner almost steps out of line but he sighs and just glares a hole in the ground.

"Fluttershy...leave me alone."

>She tips her hat to you.

>Showing you her stitches.

>"N-no mister... y-you're in trouble. Th-this is your last chance t-to be my b-boyfriend."

>You adjust your tie.

>You're not wearing a tie.

>You're just rubbing that area of your shirt.

"...p-please leave me alone, Fluttershy."

>You take a deep breath.

"I'm sorry you got hurt, and I'm sorry...I am really so so sorry you think that I'm..."

>You lower your voice.

"That getting me to like you well let you show your friends you aren't weak."

>She glares at you.

>It makes your shoulders weak.

"...b-b-but, this is all your own f-fault."

>You turn your back to her.

"O-one more pretzel please...n-n-no cheese. Not even in a c-cup."

>He does not dispute you.

>YEAH!

>You can feel how contorted in awkwardness your face is right now.

>STILL!

>"A-anon, I'm going to t-tell on you if you don't. This is your..."

>You start  to walk away.

>"L-l-l-last..."

>KEEP.

"L-last..."

>WALKING.

>"LAST LAST CHANCE!"

>She's being quite loud.

>You get back in line.

>Time Turner just looks at you.

>"Wow...she's absolutely bonkers, isn't she?"

>You hand off the pretzel and nod.

 

>The line moves forward.

>Derpy puts her hooves on your shoulder.

>She's doing a little mambo thing as the line moves forward.

>"It makes waiting fun!"

>You let out a single laugh and look back towards the vendor.

>Fluttershy's ratty cosplay hat is on the ground.

>She's walking around with her scars on display.

>B-e-a-utiful.

>Stay strong.

>If she says anything you're prepared for this.

>You're part of the machine.

>And she's a rapist sociopony.

>You can beat this.

>Derpy slams her hips into your butt and you stumble forward.

>And down.

>Your face hits the pavement.

>It hurts.

>So much.

>Do not cry.

>You can hardly breath.

>Derpy is crushing you.

>You can hear Mayor Mare and Minuette having a laugh.

>Tim Turner is mumbling to himself.

>"Moose! Oh no!"

>Derpy is screaming into your ear.

>"OH NO! I CRUSHED HIM!"

>She starts flapping her legs around, having forgotten how to stand up.

>Time Turner grunts.

>"Four-oh-four, just fly off of him."

>"Oh yeah...sorry. SORRY EVERYONE!"

>She flies up in the air.

>You get up.

>Gasp for air.

>Wipe your face.

>"Now imagine that with a bowling ball in your mouth."

>Time Turner gives you a grin.

>Derpy lands behind you and just stares at the ground.

>"So-so-so super-dooper sorry Moose. I was just.."

>You cough.

"It's...cool."

>Time Turner nudges you.

>"Line's moving Moose, let's get some tickets."

 

>You get tickets.

>To the Loveliest Bride.

>Derpy has gone from sad to overjoyed again.

>But whenever she looks at you she tries to reign it in.

>Time Turner gets told he has to finish that pretzel or he can't come in.

>He finishes eating it with the most displeased look one can muster.

>The whole office crowd follow's the Mayor's lead into the theater proper.

>"We're going to need to sit within the first three rows."

>"Seriously, Mare?" Turner is none-to-pleased.

>"I have glasses, Three-Sixty-Five."

>Minuette bitches at you. "Eight-oh-eight if your neck hurts you can always-"

>Time Turner cuts her off with a sharp look.

>You end up sitting in the third row.

>You take up the whole row.

>You, Time, Derpy, Dinky, Yellow Intern, White Intern, Orange Intern, Mayor Mare, Minuette.

>Mayor Mare is happy with the arrangement.

>"Y'all want some popcorn?" Yellow Intern says with a big grin.

>There are some nods and agreements.

>Yellow Intern looks down both sides of the row.

>She's very much in the middle.

"I'll go...is that, what nine popcorns?"

>Derpy gets out of her chair.

>"I'll help you carry them Moose."

"Oh-uhm, thanks Derpy."

>You get up out of your seat and enter the aisle.

>Derpy follows behind you with a big smile.

>You smile back at her.

>She reigns it in a little.

>You smile less.

>She smiles more.

>You decide to watch where you're going and open the door.

>Some ponies try to enter.

>Derpy doesn't.

>She bumps into a pair of moviegoers.

>"Come on. AGAIN!?"

>Twilight Sparkle sounds exasperated.

>"...w-w-watch where you're g-going, g-girl."

>Is Fluttershy's chiding response to Derpy.

>Derpy backs up and scrunches up her face.

>"Sorry! Sorry!"

>Then she smiles.

>"Hey! You're the ones in the movie!"

>Twilight sighs.

>"Well it's based on us, but those are actresses."

>Fluttershy wants to say something cruel.

>You motion to Derpy.

"Let's get some popcorn."

>As you awkwardly pass the pair you can hear Fluttershy say something.

>"...he th-thinks that the dumb mail pegasus is prettier and smarter than you."

>"And that's why he didn't want to help me write a letter?"

>Before you close the door, you see some of that purple mane get frazzled.

 

>Unicorn magic is interesting.

>Mostly because the guy filling up your nine bags of popcorn still looks bothered.

>Even though he's not moving anything.

>Derpy is looking at the posters for other coming attractions.

>Some of them look watchable.

>"Sorry I'm klutzy, Moose."

>Derpy tries to laugh it off.

>It's awkward.

>"I'm just so-so-so excited to see this movie!"

"It's...it's fine. What's it about anyway?"

>"I thought I told you already!"

>She probably did.

>But things have been rough lately.

>She gives you the brief re-cap.

>Something about a Princess Mi Amore Cadenza.

>A captain of the royal guard.

>Evil queen.

>Evil army.

>Based off that apparent invasion that happened before you arrived.

>And it's a musical.

>And Derpy knows all the songs already.

>She sings something off-key but all you can make out is "This Day".

>You smile.

"Sounds...neat. Why'd y-you say Twilight and...the other one were in it?"

>"Oh. They just saved the day and everything!"

"What."

>"Yeah. They're the ELEMENTS OF HARMONY!"

>Derpy strikes a pose.

>"They're magic and saviors and powered and stuff and really really nice."

"Well that's a crock of crap."

>Awkward silence.

>What.

>Did.

>You.

>Just.

>SAY?

>Ah crap. She's only been looking forward to this movie.

>You saw her outside!

>And YOU HAD TO SAY SOMETHING.

>Yeah, you had to say something now.

>Not when you're busy getting raped and feeling all down.

>Recover from this, you jagweasel.

"I mean...I'm s-sorry Derpy, I'm sure it'll be a good movie."

>She turns her nose up at you.

"D-derpy...it's just, I've had my issues with--"

>Derpy blows a big farting noise with her tongue and looks at you with a grin.

>"Moose, it's just a movie! Besides..."

>She beckons you closer.

>You get closer.

>Beckons you even closer.

>Your faces are pretty much touching.

>"I think they can be kinda goofy..."

>She licks your lip.

>"And -naughty-."

>And giggles.

"O-o-oh my."

>Popcorn is done.

 

>Get back into your seats.

>Pass the popcorn down the rows with Derpy's help.

>Receive thanks.

>Even from Minuette.

>Though she makes a 'jacking it' motion.

>She still hates you.

>Swell.

>Previews start up.

>"IN A WORLD..."

>You feel an itch.

>"WHERE EELS..."

>You rub the back of your head.

>"LIVE IN GULCHES..."

>"Well this sure is a swell place to camp--OOOH NO~"

>Something pegs you in the back of the head.

>"THIS SUMMER."

>You look over your shoulder.

>It's dark.

>"THIS ARBOR DAY."

>You can barely make out--

>"THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!"

>A piece of popcorn hits you in the eye.

>"THERE IS ONLY FEAR!"

>"We've got to blow up this gulch!--You'll need a bigger canyon."

>Another piece of popcorn is sent your way.

>By magic.

>Twilight Sparkles is giggling like a schoolgirl in the back row.

>Fluttershy is holding a bucket of popcorn.

>And grinning wickedly.

>"EEL GULCH. THE EELS THAT EAT PONIES."

>Time Turner is groaning.

>"That's what Equestria needs, more terrible sequels."

>Derpy tilts her head.

>"Isn't that the prequel?"

>Dinky shakes her head.

>"No, this is the third one."

>Time grins. Derpy frowns.

>"How do you know that Dinky-Doo?"

>"Uhm...uhm...I dunno."

>Derpy smiles.

>"Okay-dokay!"

>Something hard hits the back of your head.

>You actually bend down.

>Minuette starts laughing.

>Time does that arm-motion that means "go screw yourself".

>You peer back up.

>Another cup pegs you, this time in the neck.

>Time Turner looks up towards the direction they're being sent.

>"Hey, ladies!"

>A piece of pop-corn hits him the face.

>"I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND I'VE SEEN WHERE YOU SLEEP!"

>An empty cup pegs him.

>"AND I SWEAR YOUR MOTHERS WILL CRY WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!"

>A full cup hits him in the head and splashes on to you.

>You get back up.

>He gives you a look.

>"I really hate the common cinema crowd."

 

>Time Turner and you take a trip to the bathroom.

>"So what was up with that?"

>You're dabbing paper towels on the back of his neck.

>He told you already not to make this weird.

"F-fucking Fl-fluttershy. And Twilight."

>He laughs.

>"And he's swearing now. I'm a terrible influence."

>He gets a big grin.

>"My family would be so proud. But what did I tell you? They're the worst."

>You grab a wad of paper towels and go into a stall.

>"Yeah, be weird and take a dump while I'm in here. That's -cool-."

"I'm NOT!"

>You close the door and he laughs.

"I wear shirts...it soaked down the back of my neck. I don't wa-want it to get sticky."

>"Ugh, you're telling me. Sticky is the worst."

>You take off your shirt and hang it over the door.

>"It's up there with glitter. And sequence. I ever tell you about this gaudy-freaking-tie Rarity made me?"

>You begin drying yourself off.

>He keeps talking.

>"Never even wore the thing. We only dated for that little bit. I think she gave it to that...dragon-thing. What's his name?"

"Spike?"

>"Spike! You know, he destroyed the town once."

>Time Turner whistles.

>"Someone should really consider running them out of Ponyville."

>You try to get some of the beverage out of your shirt.

>You hate stains.

>"I'm grabbing a drink, you want one?"

"S-sure."

>"Diet or...I'm going to get you regular."

>You hear the bathroom door open.

>You sit on the toilet and are bothered by the sticky feeling.

>You shake your head.

>Some popcorn falls on to the ground.

>"Anonymous! How come you're mean?"

>Look up.

>Twilight looking over one wall of the stall.

>"Y-yeah m-mister!"

>Fluttershy looking over the other.

>Keep your calm.

"This is the stallion's room."

>They both blush.

>"But still! You should've helped me write a letter!"

"Uh...sh-short notice...y-you get why s-schedules are important...and this isn't the mare's room!"

>Twilight rolls her eyes.

>"But it was too Princess Celestia!"

>You look at Fluttershy.

>You're not good at it.

>But this is your look of ultimate hatred.

>"...m-mister d-did...is p-pooping y-yourself y-your f-f-f-fetish?"

>You're apparently terrible at it.

"No. Now leave!"

>Fluttershy stammers and her voice picks up.

>"No, because---because you hit me!"

 

>Twilight looks at you darkly.

>"You -hit- her?"

"I did not hit her I did no--"

>You take a breath. Collect yourself.

>Reach for your shirt.

>Twilight magics it away.

"I didn't -hit- F-fucking Fluttershy!"

>They both gasp.

>Stunned.

>"Y-y-you sw-swore mister!"

>Fluttershy gets a dark grin.

>"...is b-being naughty your fetish?"

"I don't have a fetish."

>Twilight laughs.

>Her eyes are weirdly spaced.

>"Everypony has something they like that's weird, Anonymous!"

"Well...I don't deny that at -all-. But I'm a human."

>Twilight gets a ponderous look on her face.

"And that's different."

>She continues to stare at you.

>Trying to puzzle something out.

"P-please give me my shirt back."

>"But did you hit her?"

"I...I JUST SAID I DIDN'T!"

>"He d-did hit me! I mean..o-ow...th-the trauma of r-r-remembering he hit me...my o-own boyfriend."

"I'm not your boyfriend. I hit no one."

>You flex your noodly arms.

"Give me my shirt back. I'm missing a movie."

>Twilight magics the shirt to Fluttershy.

>"Fluttershy wouldn't lie to me."

"I--I can GUARANTEE YOU she WOULD."

>Stand up.

>Push Twilight off her side of the stall.

>Grab for your shirt from Fluttershy.

>"NO! It's m-mine now! Y-you c-can have it back w-when you're mine too!"

"This is not have good relationships work! I've never had one--"

>Twilight interjects. "So how can you know?"

"Because I'm not insane!"

>"B-but l-love's s-supposed to d-defy e-everything."

>You want to be every bit like every person who ever beat the shit out of you right now.

>You want to be your ex-roommate and threaten to murder them and then throw bottles at someone.

>You twitch.

>Cool it.

>Spazzing out is one thing.

>This is different.

>You open the stall door.

>They watch you exit the bathroom.

>You quickly push a lobby chair in from of the door.

>Walk over to the unicorn teen working the popcorn.

"H-hey...ex-excuse me, sir. S-s-someone pooped all over the f-floor."

>The unicorn groans.

 

>You get back into the theater proper and take your seat.

>Time has apparently switched seats with Derpy.

>There's a white stallion with weird hypnotized eyes on the screen.

>Some song is going.

>Derpy keeps staring at your lack of a chest.

>"...Moose t-this is uhm...s-shirt?"

>She tries to whisper.

>Time Turner leans forward and looks at you.

>He seems confused.

"..let's just enjoy the movie."

>Things get intense on the screen.

>Some wedding planning goes awry.

>There are bridesmares screaming.

>And the actresses playing Fluttershy and Twilight and the town tailor all act..

>Very snooty.

>It makes you laugh.

>During some of the song bits you can see Derpy mouthing the words.

>And during one of the villain songs you catch Time Turner doing the same.

>He blushes when you catch him.

>During a wedding dress scene, Derpy tears up and keeps saying.

>"She's so lovely. She's -so- lovely."

>She she nibbles on her lip.

>Things get a little boring when Actress Twilight ends up in a cave.

>The Royal Guard captain is a more interesting character.

>You hope he shows up more.

>Derpy yawns and stretches her wings.

>They knock your head forward a little.

>When you bring your head back up her hoof is over your shoulder.

>You look at her.

>"Moose...you're blushing."

>Uhm.

>You look at the screen through the corner of your eyes.

>Derpy's way too fun.

>How come the only fun chick who likes you is a flying mail carrier with weird eyes.

>Not that you're one to talk.

"S-s-so l-lovely."

>Moose grins brightly.

>You notice she does a hoof pump with her other hoof.

>"I d-did the move. That's my move, Moose."

>She pecks you on the lips.

>"I thought of it all by myself."

>You just stare at her.

>"You're smiling Moose. D-did I do it right?"

 

>The evil queen has just made her evil speech.

>And you're staring into Derpy's eye.

>And she's got her hoof over your shoulder.

>And she's tickling the back of your neck with her wing.

>And Minuette is making a 'jacking it' motion down the row.

>Which leads you to notice the Mayor is giving you a small grin.

>The interns are awwing.

>Time Turner groans.

>"Sssh...come on, it's the villain song reprisal."

>You decide that even though Civil Employee 404 has a kid.

>And she's probably older than you are by more than five years.

>She's really fun.

>And...

>You need a little fun in your life.

>You kiss her back.

>"NO! NO NO NO!"

>You hear someone shriek in front of you.

>Suddenly the screen begins to tear.

>Fluttershy rips the screen and cackles madly.

>Wearing your shirt.

>Like a...dress.

>Eugh.

>Derpy laughs.

>"Audience participation!"

>She claps.

>"It's not AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION YOU D-d-d-DUMB HEAD!"

>Fluttershy is screaming with all the rage and fury you're used to.

>Everypony seems shocked.

>"ANONYMOUS THE HUMAN IS A BAD MAN!"

>She's got so much rage in her.

>"HE BASHED ME IN THE HEAD. And...and..."

>She mumbles something. Then she sneers and screams.

>"AND HE RAPED ME! AND HE DESERVES TO BE PUNISHED!"

>You pale.

>Derpy looks at you all confused.

>The Cutie Mark Crusaders don't know what that word means.

>Minuette starts laughing.

>Quite loudly.

>The Mayor joins in.

>They're laughing their asses off.

 

>"Wow...Fluttershy, you can't be serious."

>Minuette's voice is stilted with laughter.

>"Eight-oh-eight's so Beta you can watch classic episodes of terrible shows on him."

>...You think you get that crack at you.

>Mayor Mare nudges Minuette.

>"Not to mention, Fluttershy; he can hardly even look at me without realizing he's calling me -sir-. And trembling."

>Minuette snickers.

>"Plus he's a coltcuddler!"

>Mayor Mare stops laughing.

>"Too far, Employee 247."

>"I call'em as I see'em."

>Fluttershy is shaking with rage.

>Time Turner gives you a grin.

>"What'd I tell you man? Crazy. Terrible. Ponies."

>Derpy frowns.

>"...So this isn't audience participation?"

"N-no Derpy."

>"Aww...I got to do the time warp once!"

"..that's nice Derpy."

>"HELLO!"

>Fluttershy screams.

>"I SAID ANONYMOUS BEAT ME AND HAD HIS WAY WITH ME!"

>Mayor Mare wipes something off her glasses.

>"Eight-zero-eight, did you beat her and have your way with her?"

"NO!"

>That came out very panicked and awkward and terrible.

>You sounded so guilty. Even though you didn't do anything.

>Mayor Mare gives you a look.

>"Fluttershy, go home. You've ruined this movie for everyone."

>Fluttershy screams. But all that comes out is an

>"eep...s-s-sorry."

>Mayor Mare rolls her eyes.

>"I expected so much more out of you. You know you'll have to pay to have this screen repaired."

>Fluttershy blushes.

>"Oh..oh...oh no...that's probably expensive."

>Time Turner snaps.

>"Well you should've thought about that before RUINING THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE!...And insulting my buddy!"

>He gives you a nod.

>"I got your back, bud."

>Twilight runs up to Fluttershy and she looks at everyone.

>Everyone but you and Derpy are laughing at these wild accusations.

>Even the interns, though they probably have no idea what's going on.

>They flee the scene.

>Derpy looks at you and raises her eyebrows.

>"That was weird."

"Y-yeah."

>"...Who wants pizza?"

 

>Night At The Pizza Place. In Equestria.

>You get a nice booth to sit at.

>And you all pack in tight.

>After the initial twenty minutes of "Those ponies are crazy" the topic changes.

>Mostly because two of the interns, Sweetie Belle and Applebloom realize their sisters are being talked about.

>Time Turner still seems disappointed.

>"It had to be in the villain song...I mean, I was even there for the invasion."

>He nurses a root beer float.

>"I wanted to hear the villain song, they're the best songs."

>You laugh a little.

>Derpy clears her voice.

>"Okay...OKAY. Uhm...it goes...Moose go doot-da-da-doot-da-da-doot-doooo."

"Uhm.."

>"Just do it real slow-like okay?"

>You do.

>And Derpy begins singing, horrifically off-key, the This Day Reprise.

>Time Turner gets a goofy grin and laughs.

>Minuette snickers at it.

>The Mayor sips some coffee and just smiles.

>Dinky joins in the singing.

>The Cutie Mark Crusaders help with the evil laugh at the end.

>Time Turner sighs happily.

>"That was absolutely terrible. Thank you."

>Derpy grins.

>The pizza is served and everyone helps themselves.

"Uhm...sir, 247--Minuette. Thanks...F-for back there."

>"Anonymous, these things happen when you're around Fluttershy...I just hoped you'd be the one to balance her out."

>Time Turner snarks. "Try a straight jacket next time."

>"Eight-zero-eight, you're a kiss-up loser."

>Minuette tips her glass to you.

>"But even you don't deserve to be part of psychoshy's conquest. And that's coming from me."

"Uh...thank you?"

>"Yes thank me, because I really dislike you."

"I gathered that."

>She sticks her tongue out at you and some cheese falls off her slice.

>Glorious justice.

>Derpy leans her head against you.

>"Uhm...Moose."

>She strokes your chest.

>Because you don't have your shirt. Still.

>"You uhm...Moose, I like you."

"Y-yeah... y-you're c-cool too, Derpy."

>"Do you want to...uhm...go to a movie next week?"

"As a d-date?'

>Minuette looks disgusted by the whole thing.

>Time Turner gives you a look that says "Give her the dick".

>You smile.

"Yeah. I'd like that a lot."

>She licks your cheek.

>Collective "awws", and one "boo, you suck".

>The battle is far from over.

>But you've got good friends.

>Within the system.

>And though you're just a cog in the machine.

>The other ones turn with you.

>And that's why you're here.

>And not getting raped.

>Again.

>By Fucking Fluttershy