Title: Morning Glory Pone #1 Author: FYHSHLIS Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/iCT6XdhG First Edit: Friday 30th of May 2014 09:54:19 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 30th of May 2014 09:54:19 PM CDT I haven't written since Door Deer and and Whore-anon, interestingly enough.   Hope you guys like this trite shit.   >"So one of the Canterlot University frats had a big party commemorating a shit-ton of new members, something like 14 froshes." "Uh-huh" "I think they're called pledges."   >"None of the other escorts would go near the place" "First strike" >"I was offered TRIPLE pay, and I was GUARANTEED no funny business, everyone would have condoms and would be as cordial/courteous as possible about everything" >"Why the hell not, right?" "Not a strike two, but suspicious as all hell." >"It wasn't the first time I.. entertained.. a roomful of young men.." "Oh boy" >"At least these guys wouldn't be the rude, rough, cheap, and almost certainly criminal "gangsters" from the Zoe-Brah housing projects like last time.." "Zoe? Like Haitians? Do you guys have Haitians here? So wait, you're a coalburner?" >"What's a coalburner have to do with this, Anon?" "Nah, nothing, just something from back home.." >"Oh.. okay.. So I took the job." "Uh-huh" >"And I went to the local pony laundromat and waited for a business-minded pony to drop off her clothes." >"Sure enough, Mare-ah Palin walked through the door, loaded a washer with her old dresses and blouses." >"She leaves, probably to get a nice Buckstars coffee" >"God I could go for one of those.. Maybe after tonight, right? With triple pay, I can afford any luxury I wanted! Maybe even that sub-letted mattress Pinkie offered me in the Cake's shed.." "That's a nice thought, sure. You'd have to take like a million showers before she let's you near that thing, though."   >"So I stole the nicest, most formal business suit she had in the washer, took it to the top of a hill and splayed it out to dry in the sun until the party started" >"Tonight would be the start of a new way of doing things, no more humiliating, back-alley face-fucks.. No more messy, gagging throat-jobs.. No more swallowing for free.. No more pulling gravel from my knees, no more breath that smells like a.. like a.." "Like a cock?"   >Maybe I could be like Julia Roberts the Horse-faced Pony in "Pony Woman", and find a prince who'd look past my.. past!.. "Celestia almighty, are you fucking kidding me?" >Shut it, Anon! Anything is possible in Equestria! Oh, what do you know.. "I know you are NOT getting a fucking prince to fall in love with your ruined soul, and that you are fucking delusional to think he'd ever want to NOT pay to fuck your used horse vagina." >"Oh fuck you, you fucking degenerate, we both know I'm the only one you can really talk to about anything, none of those hoity-toity Mane 6 know the things I do about you!" "Hahaha, they aren't hoity-toity for having toilets that work, you literal 2-bit-whore." >"No, but they're fucking vapid as all shit and you hate them just as much as I do."   "Fair enough. Wanna keep telling me your story?" >"Umm.. yeah." "I bet you're only doing this to stay in my house for the little while longer" >"So the clothes had dried, and I put them on, though I looked silly, what with the suit being wrinkled to all hell.." "Why didn't you use some hot r-" >"Hot rocks, right, yeah, I thought I could use those as an iron, but all the rocks nearby were covered in dirt, if I had washed them first, maybe, but see the thing is--"   "Whatever, get to the good stuff."   >"So I walked over to the Canterlot University campus, and asked around where the frat was, and no one wanted to tell me." >"One girl even warned me to only go with a fully uniformed guard, nothing less" "Haha holy shit, what's the name of this well-spoken fraternal order?" >"Umm.. Sigma.. Alpha.. Epsilon."   "Whoa what the fuck, why would you voluntarily go to the Worst Frat in Americ--I mean, Equestria?" http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-12-30/deadliest-frat-s-icy-torture-of-pledges-evokes-tarantino-films.html   >"Well I didn't know THAT at the time!.." "Alright, continue."   >"So I found the house, and it seemed fine! No loud music, no light-weights on their lawn, nothing was trashed, it seemed nice!" >"I walked up to the front door, let myself in, and noticed the door was much heavier than it seemed."   >"So as I closed it, I looked behind me, and sure enough it was padded to all hell." "What the fuck?" >"Yeah, apparently they've always gotten complaints, and just took to sound-proofing their walls and doors." >"I should have left right then, but someone grabbed my tail and pulled me backwards to the main room." >"I was understandably surprised and yelped, and when I did that, somepony used their magic to strap a goddamn gag around my mouth." "What? Why would they do that? Padded walls and shit and you still gag a chick?" >"I could barely breathe, and the next thing I knew, they were tearing off my nice new clothes!" >"I kicked and bucked and everything I could do, but they were just too strong!" "Well these are athlete and otherwise fit ponies, in the prime of their lives." "You.. well.. you're just a young woman with an ass that got you kicked out of the Royal Court" >"You'd think Celestia would hear me out and give me a house like she did for you.." "No, I wouldn't have thought that, not with you diverting attention from sun and moon butt, accordingly."   >"So they let the newest pledge have a go at me, NO CONDOM AND I'M SCREAMING WHAT THE FUCK at everyone, and he was really rough! Not what I expected at all of someone with an abnormally small cock" "Pffff hahaha" >"He finished pretty quickly, of course, and when I thought I'd have a break, that it was just some gag gone wrong.." "Fuck no, frat guys run trains like conductors in Nikes" >"You mean Hoofkes?"   "What? No.. Wow, fuck this place.."   >"So anyway, the next guy started, and they're all whooping it up, and I'm starting to resign myself to what's going to happen tonight.." >"Uh-huh" >"When the guy who was holding my head let go, and he started undoing my gag." "Hmm. A nice guy." >"He proceeded to jam his dick down my mouth, fervently." "Hmm. A nice guy." >"Pshh Anon, fuck you.." "At least he didn't keep his dick in your throat until you swallowed, like I always do." >"No.. he did.. as did his buddy.. and his buddy's brother.. and that guy's wingman.." "What else?" >"My pussy saw a dozen guests." "Not too shabby, what's your high score?" >"Baker's dozen." "Ah." >"My asshole saw twenty dicks, big and small. There was a 14"-long hoofball QB who went after this hooked-dick bastard.." "How'd that feel?" >"Like Celestia's horn was straightening me the fuck out.." "Haaaaaaaaahahaha.." >"So yeah, I got gangbanged by 30-odd frat bucks, I was sore all over, must have swallowed a hundred loads and had my crotch hammered to all hell.."   "I'll be honest, all this is hot as fuck for me, I'm sporting a blue-veined diamond cutter right now." >"That's a funny way to say boner. And I knew you'd like it.." *wink* "Nice job, how about you go downstairs and bend over my sofa, I'll get some shit ready first."   >"Sure thing, Anon."     >"Oh, by the way.."   "Yeah?"   >"Don't you want to know what happened to my tripled pay?"   "Oh yeah, fine, sure, what happened to it?"   >"The assholes all put in their cut onto this nice coffee table, they put a nice stack of paper bits, on a fucking silver platter."   "What?"   >"Then, they got the pledges who didn't make membership to jack off on the bits."   "No fucking way."   >"I can't use these semen-ed bills at a sperm clinic, nopony will accept them."   "So back to square one?"   >"New town, new rules."   Anon nodded in agreement, as he gave her the thirty bits first, and she put them in a baggy in her purse.   "Now bend over."   Anon proceeded to fuck her brains out, thinking about all the times she'd been gangbanged and DP'd and throatfucked..   The End.