- >go to turn on balcony light at apartment
- >flip switch
- >lightbulb is dead
- >go towards cupboard to find a spare lightbulb
- >bring chair to balcony to stand on to reach the lightbulb
- >you start to screw the lightbulb out when suddenly you lose your footing
- >lightbulb falls into the city street
- >it shatters right in front of a man walking his fluffy pony
- >the fluffy pony directly inhales the mercury and falls into the glass shards, puncturing his internal organs
- >owner yells at me saying he'll sue
- >eco-friendly my plot
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