Title:           Chair
Author:          FLUDDGadd
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/wwqY88W5
First Edit:      Saturday 26th of May 2012 02:42:01 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 26th of May 2012 02:42:01 PM CDT

>you have just bought a new chair, one of those that have a remote to lift it up and down
>take a nap
>suddenly wake up with a fright, remembering that you need to feed your fluffy pony
>you lower the leg rest, and a scream and crunching of bones is heard
>you wonder if your insurance covers this