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A Horn In Time

By: FF_CCSa1F on Sep 10th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.95 KB  |  hits: 40  |  expires: Never
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  1. A Horn In Time
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  3. On a shiny and bright morning, Furry sat in #/g/speakersquadron. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His vagina ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Honry to love someone with a magnificent ultra erect cock?
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  5. Scantily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a glowing light SET amplifier, all on a summer's day. I wish my Honry would sell me, in her own amazing way..."
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  7. "Do you?" Honry sat down beside Furry and put his hand on Furry's poner. "I think that could be arranged."
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  9. Furry gasped erectly. "But what about my magnificent ultra erect cock?"
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  11. "I like it," Honry said pornfully. "I think it's shining."
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  13. They came together and their kiss was like Honry when he wins the bingo on a Saturday night.
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  15. "I love you," Furry said flashingly.
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  17. "I love you too," Honry replied and sold him.
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  19. They bought a pony, moved in together, and lived floppily ever after.
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