KARKAT AND NEPETA ON THE SEA OF DICKS

Nepeta and Karkat were stitting in their big fuckin boat like a yacht or something yeah that's it. So they're sitting in their yacht letting the waves around them quietly rock their boat to sleep. And them to sleep. And then all of a sudden the rocking gets more violent and Karkat is flung out of his hammock and on to Nepeta. God that's so fuckin' awkward. Karkat hates that, and scrambles off the autistic little catbitch. He's angry and shit but he can't stay mad because fuck she's just the most adorable thing.

 

So Karkat is conflicted and doesn't know what to really say when he's face to face with a waking, adorable cat-troll so he just puts his hand on her cheek all sensuously like they were mother and child. Karkat is the mother, obviously. In any case Nepeta starts to gain energy and she wakes up all happy and starts to hold Karkat's hand while he puts his hand on her face. Fuck that just makes him flip out and he pulls his hand away. He looks to the door to the deck and he starts to walk towards it.

 

"Nepeta the waves are getting violent I must calm their intimidating torrent!" He says, donning his fisherman's garb. He steps out of the door and immediately slips on something long, hard, and fleshy. It's a dick. Oh my God, there are dicks everywhere, all over his freshly cleaned deck. This was terrible. They were leaking and everything. He looks back inside the door and calls out to Nepeta. "Don't come outside I have business to attend to." So he fuckin' leaves, bracing himself against the strong winds.

 

Karkat looks about him and sees the terrible mess that the waves had made. Half of his deck-chairs were gone, lost amidst the sea of peen. Karkat cursed Poseidong with all of his rage, and kicked a stray dick. He grabbed a push-broom and started to sweep the penises off of the ship when, oh shit! A fuckin' huge wave comes rollin' up from the depths! Karkat, scared nearly shitless, grabs onto the guard-rail as he watches a gigantic dick-tentacle creature rise, letting out a huge tidal wave, directly towards the boat. Karkat sends a quick prayer to god, before he faces the incoming dong-a-thon with a grim determination. He would not let Poseidong reign supreme.

 

Unfortunately, as the wave was about to crash, he heard the door to the cabin open, and Nepeta's sleepy voice call out, "Karkat, what's going on out he-", but was cut out as the roar of the willy-wave bore down on the defenseless couple. Karkat's cheeks began to bruise as he was cockslapped repeatedly, and all Nepeta could do was moan as the slimy schlongs rubbed up against her sensitive skin. Karkat remained on board, as did Nepeta, and with a grimace, Karkat stood up and felt his dick become rock hard.

 

"Nepeta..." He began, picking up a fallen dick from the deck. "These penises are still warm." He turned to see her, fallen on the ground. "It's time for a hot dicking." He said, before he shed his clothing in the cloud-piercing sun, and laid waste to Nepeta's wet robe.

 

Nepeta cried out in ecstasy as Karkat beseiged the poor catgirl's pussy, wiggling the sea-baton into her clean and wet vag. Karkat grunted, as he shoved it in and taped it in place, watching as Nepeta squirmed and squealed with pleasure. Flipping her over, Karkat picked up his own ramming-rod, and plunged into Nepeta's abyss. Though his first dive proved fun in itself, he continued his expedicktions as he continued to pound her olive garden. Karkat let out a mighty wail, putting a nearby Sea-Banshee to shame, and searched for the hidden treasures of Nepeta's applebottom. Finally, shrieking "Eureka!" He came, releasing his load right into her colon. Nepeta moaned, the hot dick still taped into her vagina, and it was then that Karkat began to just jerk it into her ecstatic and pleasured face, while she fumbled with the natural dildo that was stuck up her cunt. Karkat grabbed her by the horn and kept her in place as he coated her with a new brand of paint. With a few more slaps across her lips, Karkat finally spurted the last of his spunk, and, lost in pleasure, let the penises, still on the deck, entangle him and his precious adorable cat-chick.