KARKAT AND FEFERI VISIT THE PLANET OF PENISES

So Feferi was chilling in her Captain's seat all excited as she looked at the map of the galaxy. Her ship cruised slowly (only half the speed of light), so that she could take in all of the scenery. The bleak blackness of space was a joyful and inspirational sight to her cold and wicked heart. She smiled wide and pretty as Karkat pressed a bunch of buttons that didn't do shit. Her gaze flittered from planet to planet, gauging them for exploration, and Karkat laid back in his chair while she eyed each of the different colored floating space-rocks like she would a bunch of jaw-breakers in a candy store.

 

"CARPORAL VANTAS!" She cried out, as she bounced in her seat like a caffeinated thirteen year old. Which was basically how she always acted. Karkat grimaced as he heard his name cried out so suddenly. He turned to face the girl in the captain's chair, and stared angrily at her.

 

"WHAT IS IT." He asked, disgust easily noticeable in his tone. Feferi continued to bounce, pointing at the planets.

 

"They all look so pretty! I can't decide! Oh I can't decide!" She said. Karkat groaned, like a tired parent about to strangle their bratty child.

 

"Do you want me to fucking choose for you, or do you want to keep passing by them for another ear-grating hour?" He scoffed. The negativity was lost on the empress, as she bit her lip, eyes darting to and fro. Finally, a pink planet caught her eye, and she jumped out of her seat to get a closer look.

 

"Carporal, zoom in on that planet there!" She demanded. Karkat rolled his eyes and held down the Control button as he scrolled in. She gasped, and turned to Karkat. "WE MUST GO ON THAT PLANET! FOR THE GOOD OF OUR PEOPLE!"

 

"Okay fine fucking christ. Landing now." Karkat said, and pressed a bunch of ineffectual buttons as the ship actually did all the work without his help.

 

Upon landing, Feferi put on her incredibly skin-tight space-suit. Strutting her stuff down the boarding-platform, she turned to and fro as she looked around the pink-tinged planet. It was actually more of a pale beige, now that she was on it. Karkat shuffled out after her, wearing another skin-tight space-suit. He eyed the piece of ass that stood at the bottom of the ramp. Both cheeks were carefully wrapped in their latex, and Karkat had to stop himself from reaching over and grabbing it, as it looked so tantalizing. He could barely fit one cheek into both of his hands, he wagered, and was tempted to test out, but before he could even begin to reach, Feferi turned around, whipping her long, bushy yet surprisingly soft and beautiful hair, to the side. Karkat's heart melted as he watched it, and he caught a glance at Feferi's chest. Like her wonderfully squeezable ass, her chest was just as tightly wrapped in the delicious rubber prison. Karkat bit his lower lip and tried to cover his bulging erection from the empress, as Feferi eyed him with excitement.

 

"Carporal, are you ready to go out on an adventure?!" she asked, oblivious to Karkat's hardened cabin-boy. Karkat nodded, and Feferi grinned. "How, EXCITING!!!" She turned again, letting her chest-comets jiggle in their captivity. Karkat walked up behind her, making sure to keep a good distance for maximum ass-approving. They ventured off into the wilderness of the planet, unaware of the flora that even then was beginning to spring out about them.

 

The pair wandered deep into the thicket, and it wasn't until they were deep in enough that Feferi began to take in her surroundings. She gripped on to a branch, but it was strangely soft, until it began to harden in her grip. She batted a vine out of the way, but it then slipped from it's hanging and hung straight down. The grass blowed softly in the wind, but then as she brushed past it, it stiffened up and poked at Karkat's legs. Karkat picked up a twig on the ground, and giving it a stern inspection, noticed that it looked exactly like a penis! In fact, everything that grew around them looked like penises! What kind of planet was this?! Just as he was about to warn Feferi, he had a dastardly plan. He picked out a few dickweeds, and slapped them against his palm, causing them to become erect. He walked up to the tyrianblood, and as she bent down to inspect a phimosis-flower, he caressed her space-suit encased pussy with the penises. Her whole body shivered, and she stood up, turning to face Karkat with an angry look in her eye.

 

"What's the big idea, Karkat?! That was so inappropria-" She began, but Karkat simply rolled his eyes and stuffed her mouth full of the weed he picked up.

 

"Eat it, you curvy little windbag!" He said, and as Feferi coughed and spluttered on the plant, her eyes began to relax and they hardened in her mouth. A suckling sound was soon heard, and Feferi began to feel herself up as she sucked more and more on her mouthload. Karkat laughed, watching as she fondled her D-sized tits, and massaged her trembling crotch. Karkat, the faithful underling he was, decided it was time to help her out. His rock-hard dick, which had been aching since they left the ship, stuck outwards from beneath the space-suit's grip, like an obsidian tower across a barren, blackened wasteland. As he grabbed Feferi's arms away from herself, Karkat let his rubbered-up dick get sucked up into her crotch, as he reached down and began to let his hands get sucked in by the two pillows that Feferi called her ass. Feferi began to moan as she suckled on the plants in her mouth, and as Karkat rubbed his dick against her pussy, the unexpected happened, and his dick prodded into Feferi's pussy. Feferi trembled as Karkat slowly stuck his latex-laden cock into her latex-interior vagina, and a high-pitched squeak emanated as he thrusted in and out of her. Karkat broke off a branch that lay overheard, and began to force it into Feferi's asshole as well, twisting and shaking it as the suit remained unpunctured. Feferi moaned even loader into Karkat's ear, and breathed heavily through her full mouth as Karkat blushed harder than before. Finally, sweet relief came over him as his rubber broke, and his dick freely penetrated the outer hull of the S.S. Peixes battle-cruiser. His cruise-missile glided into her weak spot, and as his torpedo barrage continued to assault her inner sanctum, he finally exploded inside of her, dealing massive damage to Feferi. She began to lose consciousness, as she coughed out the weeds that she had been sucking on the entire time, and as she fell gracefully to the ground, Karkat took his dick out of her. She panted, her face covered in a cold sweat, as Karkat kept jerking off over her. With a seven-gun salute, Karkat shot over Feferi's fallen body, in memory of her valiant fight against his slick submarine.

 

Finally, with her face and hair covered with his seed, he picked her up and carried her back to the space ship.

 

"No more fucking planet-exploring until we get home." He advised. Feferi gurgled in response.