Help I'm high why did I write Nepeta / Karkat footjobbing

Nepeta set the table before daybreak, making sure to place the candelabra she borrowed from Equius on her tiny tea-table. She had a very steamy date tonight, and she didn't want to mess it up. Her moirail was more than willing to assist her in setting up a mutually negotiated time for the date: very soon. She lit the candles one by one, admiring their bright beauty. Her heart leapt in her chest as she heard someone knock by her cave. She dashed off, quick as a kitten to fetch the tea for tonight. It was going to be very special.

 

Ohhhh yes.

 

Equius stomped his way in, the large combat boots grinding tiny stones in his path to dust, as he carried an unconscious, tied up troll over his shoulder. It grunted and groaned as they regained consciousness, and began questioning for his whereabouts. Two nubby horns portruded from their black, shaggy-haired head. The air was ripped open with a barrage of colorful curse words. With a shake, they stop temporarily; long enough for Equius to interject before he can start cursing again.

 

"Lowblood. You will silence your forthcoming lewd vocabulary." He grunted threateningly. "I will not hear ill-language directed towards her. Have I made myself clear?" The troll over his shoulder slumped, and nodded quietly.

 

"Good. Obedience is required on this important date, Vantas."

 

Vantas sagged, letting out a quiet sob. With a heave, Equius threw Karkat off of him, and placed him into the chair on one end, strapping in his legs and pushing him in. The table was quite small, Probably enough for two saucers, a big, bright set of candles in the center, and a vase with a single red rose in it. Karkat sat strapped in, with Equius standing guard next to him. Sweet, slow jazz began to play, as Nepeta stepped in holding her teapot.

 

"Oh, Karkitty," she purred happily, "I'm so excited that you decided to join me!" Equius looked away, sweat beginning to protrude from his pores. "Oh, Equius, you can leave us alone, meow." She said, as Equius visibly relaxed. "Just stand by in case of emergencies~!" He nodded, quickly leaving with a towel already at hand. Nepeta listened for the door to shut, before folding her hands and looking at her "hot date".

 

"Nepeta!" Karkat cried, his eyes wide with bewilderment. "What the hell is going on here? Where the hell am I? Why am I tied up? What is all this? What--" Karkat was suddenly silenced as Nepeta shushed him.

 

"Oh Karkitty," Nepeta continued, smiling widely at Karkat. "It was so nice of you to agree to my tea purr-ty! I've been setting it up to look perfect, all night! I hope you like it!"

 

Karkat gawks as she begins to pour herself some tea.

 

"Would you like some, Karkat?" She asks. Karkat shakes his head and tries to wiggle in his chair.

 

"Are you fucking insane?! I can't even drink it, you knocked me out cold and then tied me up into this chair!" Karkat roared. He was going out of his mind from proximity to the peculiarly perturbing cat-troll.

 

"Oh, you're not thirsty. Do you have something else... in mind?" She asks, leaning onto the table. Karkat's spine receives a chill as he feels something nuzzle up to his crotch. His eyes followed the subtle movements of Nepeta's leg, down to his crotch, finding a completely bare, soft foot nuzzling up against his sweatpants.

 

"Woah woah woah wo-ohh.... ohhh God..." He begins to mumble as his helmet is fondled between her toes.

 

Karkat bucks and strains against his bonds as his head rolls around on his shoulders. Try as he might, his large, slow, pelvic thrusts don't assist in freeing him. Nepeta raises an eyebrow, until she uses her toes to pull his pants a bit down. His erection springs free, revealing it above the table, slightly. Nepeta licks her lips as she stares at Karkat with the eyes of a predator. She begins to lightly crush Karkat's shaft with the bottom of her little foot, using the toes to play with his "Candy Cane". She purrs happily as Karkat breathes heavier, the toes pressing up against the rim of his foreskin with soft, delicate pinches. Karkat's breathing became shallow, unable to handle much more, until he feels a second foot begin caressing the other side of it. He breathes sharply, and holds it, trying not to let out any sounds, but Nepeta begins to grin wider and wider and shoots Karkat more looks from across the table.

 

"What's the matter Karkitty, cat got your tongue?" She muses. It was so unlike her, to be so forward.

 

Karkat soon can't take it, and feels something stir within him. As his cock begins to quiver, he lets out a gasp for air, sounding halfway like a moan. Nepeta licks her lips, as Karkat shoots a red hot load into the air, into his face, and as his cock twitches some more, into the cup in front of him. Nepeta lets go, and pours her tea into Karkat's cup, picks it up, and stirs it. Karkat looks at her, as he breathes in large gasps of air. She takes a sip, savouring the taste, before setting her cup down and relaxing.

 

"I think I'd like some more of that in my next cup." She says. Karkat hears nothing but the heavy boots of Equius, and sees nothing but Nepeta's lustful face, before he gets another blow to the back of the head, going out like a light.