Title:           The Flatulent Penis
Author:          Executus
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/5ynAn4Xx
First Edit:      Friday 16th of November 2012 02:35:42 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 16th of November 2012 02:35:42 AM CDT

>Ever since you can remember you've had a flatulent penis
>Meaning your penis would start farting uncontrollably
>But it required you to become embarrassed
>Sadly flatulent penis syndrome(FPS) only made the embarrassment worse and it would sometimes take several minutes for it to die down
>Your days of friends are over, in fact no one even wants to be seen together with "cock fart"
>That's what they call you, words like daggers in your back as they ridicule you
>In the end you couldn't even walk outside, to scared to be spotted
>but you had had enough, why should you take all this pain
>You formed a plan, a plan that would show them all and show them all... For good.
>The day is upon you, and it's the day of graduation
>If it wasn't for FPS you would probably stand proudly up there with your friends waving at your proud parents
>BUT NO! They just couldn't accept you as you were
>And now they'll pay, you'll teach them all a lessen they never will forget, or live to remember anyway
>You stand at bay, watching the ceremony begin
>It's outside, behind the school in freshly cut grass, shined upon by the warming sunlight
>Teachers and students shake hands as they accept their degree and stand ever so unknowing about what is coming their way
>You weren't prepared for this but that is part of the plan
>Your heart was pumping like never before, the embarrassment you felt only thinking about what you're about to do emits wet slapping farts from your uncut penis
>You take forth the thin steel wire and quickly tie your foreskin shut, trapping the farts
>You take one last deep breath as you run out from inside the bushes screaming like a maniac in order to get every ones attention
>It works, everyone turns to you, and the ceremony comes to a halt as everyone watches you run naked towards them
>They immediately start calling you names, -"What the fuck, mr cock fart's gone crazy", -"Haha, look at his little dick. And, oh my god half of it has to be foreskin alone!", -"Ewww!"
>It feels like stings, knifes, bullets, grenades and missiles hitting you as you make you way to towards the stage
>Your foreskin is growing bigger and bigger like a balloon
>People around start to talk loudly and rumble when they see the basket ball, no yoga-ball sized foreskin balloon hanging from your dick
>You are now in front of all the spectators of the ceremony, all the parents and proud grandmothers
>You have come to a halt since you can no longer move
>You are laying under your still increasing in size foreskin balloon
>People are starting to panic as it quickly grows to the size of a small house
>People are running, though you can no longer see them, almost suffocating under your own foreskin
>It is at the size of an apartment building and everyone is running for their lives
>Just as you feel yourself passing out from the lack of air, the unavoidable happens
>It bursts, creating a shock wave of dick farts so strong it completely tears the people around in pieces
>The school building is disintegrated within mere second of the blast, your town, your home ripped from it's pavement
 
To be continued?