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The Flatulent Penis

By: Executus on Nov 16th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.08 KB  |  hits: 57  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Ever since you can remember you've had a flatulent penis
  2. >Meaning your penis would start farting uncontrollably
  3. >But it required you to become embarrassed
  4. >Sadly flatulent penis syndrome(FPS) only made the embarrassment worse and it would sometimes take several minutes for it to die down
  5. >Your days of friends are over, in fact no one even wants to be seen together with "cock fart"
  6. >That's what they call you, words like daggers in your back as they ridicule you
  7. >In the end you couldn't even walk outside, to scared to be spotted
  8. >but you had had enough, why should you take all this pain
  9. >You formed a plan, a plan that would show them all and show them all... For good.
  10. >The day is upon you, and it's the day of graduation
  11. >If it wasn't for FPS you would probably stand proudly up there with your friends waving at your proud parents
  12. >BUT NO! They just couldn't accept you as you were
  13. >And now they'll pay, you'll teach them all a lessen they never will forget, or live to remember anyway
  14. >You stand at bay, watching the ceremony begin
  15. >It's outside, behind the school in freshly cut grass, shined upon by the warming sunlight
  16. >Teachers and students shake hands as they accept their degree and stand ever so unknowing about what is coming their way
  17. >You weren't prepared for this but that is part of the plan
  18. >Your heart was pumping like never before, the embarrassment you felt only thinking about what you're about to do emits wet slapping farts from your uncut penis
  19. >You take forth the thin steel wire and quickly tie your foreskin shut, trapping the farts
  20. >You take one last deep breath as you run out from inside the bushes screaming like a maniac in order to get every ones attention
  21. >It works, everyone turns to you, and the ceremony comes to a halt as everyone watches you run naked towards them
  22. >They immediately start calling you names, -"What the fuck, mr cock fart's gone crazy", -"Haha, look at his little dick. And, oh my god half of it has to be foreskin alone!", -"Ewww!"
  23. >It feels like stings, knifes, bullets, grenades and missiles hitting you as you make you way to towards the stage
  24. >Your foreskin is growing bigger and bigger like a balloon
  25. >People around start to talk loudly and rumble when they see the basket ball, no yoga-ball sized foreskin balloon hanging from your dick
  26. >You are now in front of all the spectators of the ceremony, all the parents and proud grandmothers
  27. >You have come to a halt since you can no longer move
  28. >You are laying under your still increasing in size foreskin balloon
  29. >People are starting to panic as it quickly grows to the size of a small house
  30. >People are running, though you can no longer see them, almost suffocating under your own foreskin
  31. >It is at the size of an apartment building and everyone is running for their lives
  32. >Just as you feel yourself passing out from the lack of air, the unavoidable happens
  33. >It bursts, creating a shock wave of dick farts so strong it completely tears the people around in pieces
  34. >The school building is disintegrated within mere second of the blast, your town, your home ripped from it's pavement
  35.  
  36. To be continued?
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