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Walking in Circles

By: Etiquette on Feb 13th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.88 KB  |  hits: 106  |  expires: Never
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  1. This was inspired by Cog's "Conditioned": http://pastebin.com/C21fayU0
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  3. >Day walking in circles in circles in circles in Equestria.
  4. >http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=7NCpyfSchNM&p=n#/5;161
  5. >Wake up.
  6. >Shit
  7. >Shower.
  8. >Shave.
  9. >No... wait...
  10. >You set your razor back down on the edge of the sink.
  11. >Don't shave.
  12. >You attempt to walk out of your bathroom.
  13. >You make it to the doorframe and stop.
  14. >You turn back around and shave.
  15. >Like always.
  16. >You rub a hand along your stubble-free chin and sigh.
  17. I said don't shave...
  18. >A familiar knocking fills your home.
  19. >A mild panic sets into your body.
  20. >You can do this.
  21. >You can.
  22. >Just don't go answer the door.
  23. >Your legs start to move on their own.
  24. >Stop.
  25. >Stop!
  26. >STOP
  27. >Just grab something.
  28. >Anything!
  29. >You turn the knob and swing the door open.
  30. Hey Fluttershy.
  31. [You bitch. How could you do this?]
  32. What's up?
  33. >She hides behind her mane and blushes.
  34. >"O-Oh hi, Anon... Beautiful d-day is-isn't it?"
  35. It sure is.
  36. [Beautiful, my ass.]
  37. >She digs into her saddlebag and produces a heart-shaped box.
  38. >"Are chocolate-covered strawberries your fetish, Anon?"
  39. >You take the box and eye them, chuckling.
  40. No, Fluttershy. But good try though.
  41. [Just kill me.]
  42. >She hangs her head for a moment, but then take a deep breath and looks into your eyes.
  43. >You stare into her deep teal pools.
  44. >She stares back.
  45. >It's mesmerizing. Your vision goes fuzzy around the edges and your body relaxes.
  46. >You hear Fluttershy's soft words echo in the caverns of your mind.
  47. >"Don't worry, Anon. I'll figure it out someday. You just wait. See you tomorrow, cutie."
  48. >With that, she breaks eye contact.
  49. >Wait.
  50. >Wait.
  51. >Wait for Fluttershy.
  52. Oh Fluttershy, you're so silly. See you tomorrow.
  53. [Cunt.]
  54. >You close the door and go about your day.
  55. >Only to come home.
  56. >To sleep.
  57. >To wait.
  58. >You'll see Fluttershy tomorrow.
  59. >And the next day.
  60. >And the next day.
  61. >And the next.
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