- >Day guts in Equestria.
- >Wake up to another beautiful day.
- >The sun is shining.
- >The birds are chirping.
- >You feel great.
- >Wonder how Fluttershy will fuck it up this time.
- >Only time will tell.
- >Go to kitchen.
- >Peel a banana.
- >Deep throat that shit because you fucking love bananas.
- >Hear feathers rustling at your door.
- >She must've heard you gagging on your delicious fruit.
- >Here we go again.
- >Open the door.
- What now, Flutter-
- >In front of you stands a completely ripped mare.
- >She looks like some freakish amalgam of Squats n' Oats and Yellow Rapist.
- >"Are bodybuilders your fetish, Anon?"
- >Oh dear god, it IS Fluttershy.
- Fuck no.
- >You attempt to slam the door but she stops it from latching.
- >She's much stronger than you now.
- >She grabs you in her arms and now you're unable to escape her.
- >"But... my love for you... It's like a buck..."
- >"ANON!"
- You foal!
- >You turn away but she squeezes harder.
- >"Do you want to making fuck?"
- >"ANON!"
- >You still avert her gaze.
- >"ANOOON!"
- >You look back into her eyes.
- Did you just say making fuck?
- >You gaze lovingly at her.
- >And then you violently push her out the door and bolt it.
- My fetish is NOT Berserker...
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