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Japaneighs [with narration by Baratone]

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  1. This story was read by a wonderful man who goes by Baratone.
  2. The link to his recording is here: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0krxECKXyIT
  3. Feel free to follow along or just read on your own.
  4.  
  5. >Day Tube8 in Equestria.
  6. >Wake up.
  7. >Take a shower.
  8. >Jack off.
  9. >It's been so long since you've gotten off to something other than your hand.
  10. >Depending on whether or not the mouth of that sleeping girl counted...
  11. >Good times. Good times.
  12. >Get out of the shower.
  13. >Dry off.
  14. >Brush teeth.
  15. >Take a look at your stubble.
  16. >It's coming in nicely.
  17. >You'll have that neckbeard in no time.
  18. >You've had so much progress in these four months.
  19. >You can almost see the actual hairs growing out!
  20. >A knock interrupts your facial appreciation time.
  21. >You're well aware who it is.
  22. >But you call out anyway:
  23. Who is it?
  24. >You listen intently and after a long pause, you can just barely make something out.
  25. >"It's Flu- Flu- Flu-" followed by a meek 'Eep!'
  26. >You snicker to yourself for a moment.
  27. >If she's going to show up to your place and bother you every day, you might as well fuck with her.
  28. >At least she can provide a little entertainment.
  29. >You finish up in the bathroom and head toward the door, speaking loud enough for your voice to carry through the medium.
  30. Alright 'Shy. What is it this time?
  31. >When you open it, you're not only greeted with yellow and pink, as per usual, but also...
  32. >Your vision pans to Fluttershy's left.
  33. >Purple.
  34. >Fuck.
  35. >You preemptively slam your door shut and lean your back against it.
  36. >"Well... that's not a very nice way to greet a friend, Anon."
  37. >Fuck fuck fuck.
  38. >Twilight...
  39. >Anytime she's involved with Fluttershy's antics, things get ugly.
  40. >You call through the door again.
  41. Why are you here, Twilight?
  42. >You hear her giggle. "I'm here to help my friend, silly."
  43. >You feel a warm sensation against your back.
  44. >Turning, you can see the door bathed in a lavender glow.
  45. >The hinges unscrew from the frame and Twilight strolls in with the door in tow.
  46. >Fuck you magic.
  47. >Twilight also levitates a notepad out from her saddlebag.
  48. >"And I just might be taking notes... Maybe..."
  49.  
  50. >You glare.
  51. >Twilight sports a guilty blush.
  52. >You spare a piece of glare for Fluttershy, intensifying your stare.
  53. >She's taking great care with the affair of entering your lair.
  54. >You notice that today she's a bare mare, not sporting any flair.
  55. >She notices your look and hides behind her hair.
  56. There's no way I'm having sex with her, you know...
  57. >Twilight flips through some pages of her notepad.
  58. >"She hasn't even tried half of the fetishes from the book I found."
  59. >You facepalm, leaving a large smudge on your glasses.
  60. >You sigh and start cleaning the mark off.
  61. Like what? Futa? Robots? Gak? Fillies?
  62. >Fluttershy's body perks up. "O-Oh n-no, Anon."
  63. >She leans over to Twilight and whispers into her ear.
  64. >["Write those d-down, Twilight."]
  65. >You groan.
  66. Alright. What then?
  67. >Twilight's horn starts to glow and she points it at your crotch.
  68. >It's odd how similar the sound of charging magic is to a chainsaw revving.
  69. >...
  70. >Wait...
  71. >There's a thing making a chainsaw sound.
  72. >Check.
  73. >And it's pointed at your dick.
  74. >Check.
  75. >And you're just standing there.
  76. >Check.
  77. >...
  78. >WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU DOING, IDIOT?!
  79. >Your natural instincts start to kick in.
  80. Hold on! I didn't say to-
  81. >Too late.
  82. >You shut your eyes tight as your junk gets zapped by Twilight FIRIN' HER LAZOR.
  83. >And you thought video games gave you better reflexes...
  84. >A few moments pass before you open your eyes again.
  85. >Alright. You're still breathing.
  86. >You see Twilight and Fluttershy in the same positions.
  87. >Everything looks the same.
  88. Well, that was anti-climatic...
  89. >You sigh and start to relax your muscles, tense from your fight or flight response.
  90. >Your weight shifts forward and you start to fall.
  91. >You take a step and catch yourself.
  92. >You look down trying to find the source of your newly acquired center of gravity.
  93. >Well there's your problem.
  94. >Your dick has grown to the size of your forearm.
  95. >And it's hard.
  96. >And throbbing.
  97. >"Um... I-Is large insertion your f-fetish, Anon?"
  98.  
  99. >Your mind has yet to catch up to the situation at hand.
  100. >Magic makes life a little hard to process sometimes...
  101. >All you can really manage to eke out is [spoiler] [/spoiler] Uh... buh...?
  102. >Fluttershy's wings spring up. "I-Is that a y-yes?"
  103. >Reality finally comes crashing down on you and you regain your speech faculties.
  104. >You extend your flat palm to Fluttershy to signal 'stop.'
  105. Hold... Hold on a sec...
  106. >Your mind starts to weigh your options here.
  107. >On the one hand, Fluttershy is a p0ny.
  108. >And you're no horsefucker.
  109. >On the other hand, you haven't had your skin-flute played in a long time.
  110. >But Fluttershy's a creepy stalker-rapist.
  111. >But your hand's just not cutting it anymore.
  112. >But you're just being used.
  113. >Although, you don't get to handle a dick like this just any day.
  114. >And large insertion actually IS your fetish.
  115. >And maybe Fluttershy will leave you alone after this.
  116. >Also, you're horny as fuck...
  117. >You break from your mental huddle and take a deep breath.
  118. >You look to Fluttershy and sigh.
  119. Alright, let's do this...
  120. >She squeaks excitedly and clops her hooves together. "Yay."
  121. >"Should we go to your r-room, Anon?"
  122. >You pinch the bridge of your nose, resenting that you're about to consent to Fluttershy.
  123. No... Just.... Just lay back on the couch.
  124. >She takes her place on the sofa while you disrobe.
  125. >Your mighty cock log is throbbing and begging for attention.
  126. >You straddle Fluttershy's barrel and sigh.
  127. You ready?
  128. >She nods and smiles.
  129. >She begins to drag her tongue along your enormous shaft as her hoofs caress your tip and balls.
  130. >She moans softly as she works.
  131. >She pops your head into her mouth and sucks, making loud slurping noises.
  132. >Well, that's a little odd, but...
  133. >You hear a quill tip scratching against paper.
  134. >You turn to see Twilight right next to you taking notes.
  135. Fucking really?
  136.  
  137. >Your attention is quickly turned back to Fluttershy, who has just taken your rod farther down her throat.
  138. >You groan and hold her head in place.
  139. >Her cheeks puff out from your girth.
  140. >After a moment, you release your grip on Fluttershy and she pulls back from your cock, sputtering and gasping.
  141. >She moans again and purses her lips, planting soft kisses along your tip.
  142. >You take the opportunity to wap your length against her mouth.
  143. >It makes a shallow, hollow sound until she opens her mouth so that you begin striking her tongue instead.
  144. >The sound changes to a shrill, wet rhythm.
  145. >With each bop, you find yourself wanting more.
  146. >You stand up, shift backwards, and line yourself up at Fluttershy's entrance.
  147. >She's already sopping wet and undulating.
  148. >Guess you don't have to ask if she's ready...
  149. >You look each other in the eyes and she nods again.
  150. >Your tip parts her pink curtains and you start to slide yourself inside.
  151. >She lets out a half moan half cry as her inner walls make way for this newfound intruder.
  152. >Her hooves tuck themselves against her barrel as her muscles tense.
  153. >You can see a bulge snake its way up her body.
  154. >She flings her head back. "Iiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaah!"
  155. >Her cries begin to sound more distressed. "O-Onii-chaaaan!"
  156. >You stop.
  157. Who the fuck said that? Fluttershy, are you alright?
  158. >She shakes away the sex-daze she seemed to be in.
  159. >"Nani wo-?" She clears her throat. "I mean... Y-Yes, I'm fine."
  160. Then what's with all the crying and weird language?
  161. >"O-Oh... W-Well, you see... I'm h-half Japaneighs. That's just how we sound when we make love."
  162. So you're not hurt then?
  163. >She shakes her head.
  164. If you say so...
  165. >You start plunging yourself further inside again.
  166. >Immediately Fluttershy begins a high-pitched scream/moan/cry.
  167. >"AAAAAHHHNN~ KIMOCHIII!"
  168.  
  169. >You try to ignore it and slowly build up a rhythm.
  170. >Fluttershy just whines louder, pulling you close and squeak-moaning directly into your ear.
  171. >You push her back onto the couch and try to focus on your fetish.
  172. >You look down.
  173. >Her stomach distends with your cock with each thrust.
  174. >You place a hand along its path so you can feel it-
  175. >"AAAAAHHHNN~ AH AH AH AH."
  176. >Fuck.
  177. >Alright, just focus on trying to cum.
  178. >Luckily, Twilight made your gigantic member really sensitive so hopefully-
  179. >"IIIAAAAA! YADA~"
  180. >Fluttershy's crying is relentless.
  181. >However, each time you bottom out, her moans are interrupted momentarily.
  182. >So you try to speed up.
  183. >Which only makes her scream louder and shriller.
  184. >She takes shallow breaths between each circuit.
  185. >You're about to try something else when...
  186. >Fluttershy climaxes.
  187. >Her body writhes on your dick and she lets loose an eardrum-shattering banshee's wail, coating your dick with juices.
  188. >Nope.
  189. >Fuck this.
  190. I'm out.
  191. >You pull yourself out of Fluttershy, stand, and turn, smacking Twilight on the side of her face with your cock-bat.
  192. I'm going to Applejack's.
  193. >You storm out, leaving Twilight and Fluttershy looking at each other shrugging.
  194. >"What was his problem?"
  195. >Fluttershy sighs contentedly. "I don't know, but I hope I can spend more time-"
  196. >[spoiler]"Fucking Anon."[/spoiler]