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Fucking Fluttershy

By: Etiquette on Nov 15th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.42 KB  |  hits: 309  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day double-down brown town in Equestria.
  2. >Wake up in bed and stretch.
  3. >Your left arm bumps into Derpy's sleeping face.
  4. >Oh right, you got some sweet pegasus poon last night.
  5. >Wiggle yourself out from spooning with Grey Muffins.
  6. >Roll out of bed feeling like a champ.
  7. >Time for some breakfast.
  8. >Walk to the kitchen and poor yourself some Cheeri-oats.
  9. >The contents of the box fall into the waiting bowl with a dull squish.
  10. >That's not the sound cereal should make...
  11. Oh Celestia, what's that smell?
  12. >You pinch your nose and nearly gag.
  13. >You try to inspect your breakfast, only to reel whenever you get close.
  14. >Well, you aren't gonna eat THAT shit...
  15. >You pick it up and walk to your front door, holding it at arm's length.
  16. >You open the door.
  17. >Saffron Apprehensive is standing in your doorway with a big grin on her face.
  18. >"Oh Anon, you found your cereal..."
  19. >Wait, this was Fluttershy's doing?
  20. >You glance at the bowl.
  21. >Of course it was.
  22. >"Is... Is scat your fetish, Anon?"
  23. No!
  24. >You hurl the bowl at her face and slam the door.
  25. >The sound stirs Derpy and she floats over to you.
  26. >"What went wrong?"
  27. Nothing, Derpy. Go put your mask back on, I'm horny.
  28. >She squees and flies off to your bedroom.
  29. >You follow her in and watch her don the Fluttershy mask you had Rarity make for you.
  30. >You and Derpy fuck until lunchtime.
  31. >Poor Yellow Quiet...
  32. >She'll never know that your fetish is
  33. >[spoiler]Fucking Fluttershy[/spoiler]