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By the Fire

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  1. >Day camping in Equestria.
  2. >Wake up.
  3. >Shit, shower, shit, shave, shit.
  4. >Shouldn't have eaten all those bean tacos last night...
  5. >About to head to the kitchen when there's a familiar sound at your door.
  6. >Go over and open it.
  7. >Oh boy! It's Fluttershy! You're ecstatic to see her!
  8. >Not.
  9. >You notice Applejack and Rainbro with her as well.
  10. >At least she can't try anything funny.
  11. What's up, girls?
  12. >"Oh, w-well, umm... You s-see... I... We..." Fluttershy stammers.
  13. >Rainbow rolls her eyes and pipes up. "Fluttershy here wanted to invite you to go camping with us tonight. Right, 'Shy?"
  14. >Fluttershy is visibly shaking. "I... I... I... Umm... Y-Yes..." She blushes.
  15. >Now it's your turn to roll your eyes.
  16. Who is "us" anyway?
  17. >"'Us' means all'a us, sugarcube. Twi, Rarity, Pinkie, and us." She gestures to Rainbow and Flutters.
  18. >You sigh. As long as it's not just you and Flutterbutt, you might as well. It might even be fun.
  19. Alright, sure. What time?
  20. >"Don't chu worry yer pretty little head, sugarcube. We'll come git yah when it's time."
  21. >For some reason, you get a bad feeling in your stomach.
  22. >The three start to leave, and Yellow Quiet makes a concerted effort to waggle her plot on the way out.
  23. >That doesn't help your stomach any.
  24. >If she's trying to be sexy, she's doing a poor job.
  25. >You just slam the door in annoyance.
  26.  
  27. >Nighttime rolls around and the same three mares come around to collect you.
  28. >They lead you into the woods to a roaring campfire where Twilight and Pinkie are sitting on nearby logs.
  29. >Twi is tending to the campfire and Pinkie is setting out bars of chocolate.
  30. >"OhHiAnon,It'sSoGoodToSeeYou! IHopeYouLikeSweetsCauseIBroughtALot!"
  31. >You barely make out her words as she proceeds to take out some graham crackers.
  32. >"Did you bring the marshmallow fluff, Fluttershy?" Twilight asks.
  33. >"O-Oh, yes." She takes out a pillow-sized bag of marshmallow from her saddlebag.
  34. >Everyp0ny begins stacking up their creation, toasting it in the fire.
  35. >Fluttershy feeds you hers.
  36. >You allow her to. She couldn't have drugged the whole bag, and she'd already eaten one and looked fine.
  37. >You bite down, delicious flavor flooding your mouth.
  38. >You've never tasted marshmallow so good in your life.
  39. >That reminds you.
  40. >That marshmallow bag seemed awfully big.
  41. >And didn't Applejack say that all the elements would be here?
  42. >There's only five.
  43. Fluttershy... Where's Rarity?
  44. >She grins.
  45. >"Are smores your fetish, Anon?"
  46.  
  47. [spoiler]> Your eyes grow wide and you start spitting the treat back up.
  48. Fluttershy, why?
  49. >You start to cry.
  50. >"Dahling, what IS all this blubbering about?" Rarity asks snidely as she saunters up the hillside to the campsite.
  51. >You look up in disbelief and run over to her, embracing her in a hug.
  52. I thought you were-
  53. >"Going to arrive without this très chic camping bag? I think not!" she interrupts.
  54. >You wipe your tears and turn on Fluttershy in a rage.
  55. >"So I guess practical jokes aren't your fetish either?"
  56. >Fucking Fluttershy.[/spoiler]
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