Title: [FR Sing-Alongs] Make a Man Author: Etiquette Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/KwVsXkNr First Edit: Tuesday 19th of February 2013 08:19:15 PM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 19th of February 2013 08:19:15 PM CDT >Day of training in Equestria. >Wake up. >Shit, shower, and shave. >Don your ceremonial Flutter-repelling karate gi. >Okay, well, it didn't actually repel Fluttershy... >But you always felt powerful wearing it... >Eat your breakfast after chopping the table in half. >In reality, you just unlatched the hook underneath and let that half fall after you pressed your hand to it. >Still felt alpha as fuck. >Mid-cereal comes the faithful knock at the door. >Center yourself by grunting and pressing your palms together in front of your face. >Close your eyes and take deep breaths. >Pull a black headband out of your pocket and tie it. >It matches your totally legit 50th degree black belt. >Open your eyes. >It's time. >Flying ninja kick your way to the door and throw it open. WOOOOOAAAHHHHH! >You swing your arms around like you're about to perform some ninja jutsu. >You pull your right foot up your left leg and stop when it's bent 90 degrees. >You wobble for a moment and have to hop up and down a few times to keep from falling over. You will never defeat me, Flutter-san! >Your lips move in a badly dubbed version of what you're saying. >Fluttershy tuts. >You notice for the first time that she's also wearing a karate uniform. >"Anon, Anon... You're technique is all wrong." >She floats over behind you while you stay frozen in position, ready to strike at a moment's notice. >You hear music start to play faintly. >http://youtu.be/ZSS5dEeMX64?t=16s >Not this shit again... >Fluttershy taps your right leg, making you lift it higher. >She moves your outstretched arms lower so that your center of gravity is more manageable. >She focuses your head forward. >"Let's get down to business." She barks in your ear. >"To reshape these buns." You flinch as she grabs your butt. Why'd I get the rapist? >You spin around quickly. Instead of any other ones?   >She's gone from your sight. >"You're the cutest thing I've ever met." >She's behind you again. "And you can bet, before I'm through." >She ruffles your hair. "Mister I'll make a man, out of you..." >Fluttershy rubs her face up against yours and rubs your crotch with a hoof. But you're tranquil as a forest... >You push her away. >"I'm on fire, within!" She presents her dripping marehood to you. >"Once you find my center..." >You blow past her and start down a dirt path. I'll be full of sin! >She chases you to a river crossing. "Don't be spineless, pale, pathetic..." WHAT? >"Oh you haven't got a clue..." She backs you up against the riverbed. >"Somehow I'll make a man out of you." >Fluttershy hugs you tight and starts mashing her twat. >"I'm never gonna catch my breath." >You try futilely to push her off. Say goodbye to those who knew me... >Look to your weak muscles. Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym... >This mare's got you scared to death. >Hope she doesn't get the D. >Look to the river. >Boy you really wish that you knew how to swim... >"Be a MAN!" Fluttershy backs her crotch up against yours. >"Your coom must be swift as a coursing river." She cranes her head to look up to you. >"With all the force of a great typhoon!" >You gag. >"With all the strength of a raging fire." >You jump into the river. >"As powerful as the mare inside the mooon!" >You struggle to stay abreast of the water. >Fluttershy flies above you, not really panicking the way she should be.   >"Time is racing toward us." She rubs her belly. >"Until our son arrives..." >She reaches out a hoof to you. >"Heed my every order." >You reach out for it but she pulls away. >"And you might survive..." >You chance yelling at her. You're unsuited for... >You go under and come back up. My semen store! >Catch a breath. So pack up! Go home! You're through! >She sobs. Why would I make a mare out of you!? >You go under again, taking in large gulps of water. >You try to keep your eyes focused on the light of the sun, but your vision start going dark. >"Be a man!" >Fluttershy's garbled voice. >"You must be swift as a coursing river!" >You can hear her crying. >"With all the force of a great typhoon!" >Something splashes into the river. >With all the strength of a raging fire... >An orange blur tugs on your gi collar. >Mysterious as the dark side of the moon. >Your eyes close.   >"Be ah man!" >Something pushes on your chest. >You shouldn't have swam in that coursing river. >You cough and sputter up water. >With all the force of a great typhoon. >Applejack hugs you. >With all the strength of a raging fire. >You see her glare daggers at Fluttershy. >As powerful as the mare inside the moon...   >Fluttershy takes off, leaving you and AJ. >"Ahm so glad you're alright, Sugarcube." You... saved me... >You give AJ a big hug and stroke her wet mane. >You feel her muzzle get a little warmer against your face. >"Aw, t'weren't nuthin'. Ah'd do anything for a... han'sum feller like yerself..." >You break the hug and look into AJ's eyes. >Her blush deepens. AJ... >She nods. Don't tell Fluttershy, but... >You motion her closer and she complies. >You whipser: [spoiler]Apples are my fetish. [/spoiler] >You spend the rest of the day [spoiler]>Fucking Applejack.[/spoiler]