Title:           [Classic FR] Sunday Funday
Author:          Etiquette
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/xy03ZVht
First Edit:      Friday 30th of November 2012 03:49:07 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 30th of November 2012 03:49:07 AM CDT

>Day Sunday in Equestria.
>Hanging out in your room with the AC cranked up high.
>Feels fucking good man.
>You could just lie here all day. God damn.
>No morning routine. Fuck that noise.
>You're just gonna chill today.
>But, like always, there's a knock at your house.
>Nope. Nothing doing. Not today.
>Turn over and try to ignore the sound.
>Suddenly, the side of your house gets ripped off.
>Wat?
>A giant fucking hoof scoops you out of your bed and plops you down in a glass-bottom boat or something.
>Oh god. It's so hot here.
>You're already sweating bullets.
>Your sweat starts to pool at the bottom of the glass.
>Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh fuck.
>Another glass boat is placed next to you by the giant hoof.
>The boat is promptly filled with scoops of ice cream, a banana, and strawberry syrup.
>You just stare in disbelief and confusion at the scene unfolding before you.
>Then, out of fucking nowhere, the delicious treat begins talking.
>"Hey Anon!" There's a small, awkward pause. "I'm a banana!"
>You just stare.
>"I'm a banana! Look at me move!"
>She tries futilely to make any kind of motion.
>Of course, she makes no progress.
>You're still sweating.
>It feels like you're melting.
>You look down for the first time since waking up today.
>Oh fuck. You ARE melting!
>You realize now that, you too, are made of ice cream.
>"So, is being a dessert your fetish?"
>You want to yell at her but you can't get the cherry out of your mouth.
>You're eaten by Pinkie Pie.
>Fucking Banana Split.