Title:           [Classic FR] Squats n' Shy
Author:          Etiquette
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/svyNTV4r
First Edit:      Saturday 17th of November 2012 01:37:34 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 17th of November 2012 01:37:34 AM CDT

Inspired by: http://youtu.be/stdY7NMWhLc?t=5s
 
>Day guts in Equestria.
>Wake up to another beautiful day.
>The sun is shining.
>The birds are chirping.
>You feel great.
>Wonder how Fluttershy will fuck it up this time.
>Only time will tell.
>Go to kitchen.
>Peel a banana.
>Deep throat that shit because you fucking love bananas.
>Hear feathers rustling at your door.
>She must've heard you gagging on your delicious fruit.
>Here we go again.
>Open the door.
What now, Flutter-
>In front of you stands a completely ripped mare.
>She looks like some freakish amalgam of Squats n' Oats and Yellow Rapist.
>"Are bodybuilders your fetish, Anon?"
>Oh dear god, it IS Fluttershy.
Fuck no.
>You attempt to slam the door but she stops it from latching.
>She's much stronger than you now.
>She grabs you in her arms and now you're unable to escape her.
>"But... my love for you... It's like a buck..."
>"ANON!"
You foal!
>You turn away but she squeezes harder.
>"Do you want to making fuck?"
>"ANON!"
>You still avert her gaze.
>"ANOOON!"
>You look back into her eyes.
Did you just say making fuck?
>You gaze lovingly at her.
>And then you violently push her out the door and bolt it.
My fetish is NOT Berserker...