Title:           [Classic FR] Fucking Fluttershy
Author:          Etiquette
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/CDKJbYcU
First Edit:      Thursday 15th of November 2012 10:39:13 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 15th of November 2012 10:39:13 PM CDT

>Day double-down brown town in Equestria.
>Wake up in bed and stretch.
>Your left arm bumps into Derpy's sleeping face.
>Oh right, you got some sweet pegasus poon last night.
>Wiggle yourself out from spooning with Grey Muffins.
>Roll out of bed feeling like a champ.
>Time for some breakfast.
>Walk to the kitchen and poor yourself some Cheeri-oats.
>The contents of the box fall into the waiting bowl with a dull squish.
>That's not the sound cereal should make...
Oh Celestia, what's that smell?
>You pinch your nose and nearly gag.
>You try to inspect your breakfast, only to reel whenever you get close.
>Well, you aren't gonna eat THAT shit...
>You pick it up and walk to your front door, holding it at arm's length.
>You open the door.
>Saffron Apprehensive is standing in your doorway with a big grin on her face.
>"Oh Anon, you found your cereal..."
>Wait, this was Fluttershy's doing?
>You glance at the bowl.
>Of course it was.
>"Is... Is scat your fetish, Anon?"
No!
>You hurl the bowl at her face and slam the door.
>The sound stirs Derpy and she floats over to you.
>"What went wrong?"
Nothing, Derpy. Go put your mask back on, I'm horny.
>She squees and flies off to your bedroom.
>You follow her in and watch her don the Fluttershy mask you had Rarity make for you.
>You and Derpy fuck until lunchtime.
>Poor Yellow Quiet...
>She'll never know that your fetish is
>[spoiler]Fucking Fluttershy[/spoiler]