Title:           [Classic FR] Disc Ward
Author:          Etiquette
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/aDFX6dWd
First Edit:      Monday 12th of November 2012 01:56:29 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 12th of November 2012 01:56:29 AM CDT

>Day Disc Ward in Equestria
>Go through your morning routine.
>Put on your pony costume.
Fluttershy will never find me if I'm dressed as a pony.
>Suddenly, a knock at your door.
>You sigh and go to see who it is.
>As if you didn't already know.
>Open the door.
>Get on the floor.
>Everyp0ny walk the-
Flitter?
>The purple pastel p0ny flaps her wings and hovers in front of you.
What are you... doing here?
>"Oh, I thought this was Disc's house."
>She leans in to look past you and into your house.
>"I just thought that he and I could go make horrible anthro babies."
>She turns to leave. "But if he's not here..."
He- I mean I... I'm here.
>You unzip your p0nysuit and hop out.
>"Oh, Disc!" She flies up to you and you start making out.
>It's getting hot and heavy now.
>Flitter slides her tongue along your lips and pokes it inside.
>You return the favor and your tongues roll around like sorority girls at a mud wrestling contest.
>You start to stroke her glorious soft blue mane.
>You're massaging her neck as your hand travels up her neck.
>Suddenly you feel something hard.
>It feels like she has something stuck in her mane.
>You go to pull it out and it makes a familiar zipping sound.
>You pull away from the kiss and yank the zipper.
>Fluttershy drops out of the Flitter costume.
>"Looks like I found your fetish, Disc!"
>You grab Fluttershy and shot put her out of your home.
>You slam the door in tears.
Fucking Flittershy...