Title:           [AJ, Rar][FR, Clop, ?] Indianon Bones and the Crystal Vore
Author:          Etiquette
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First Edit:      Wednesday 19th of June 2013 09:33:37 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 19th of June 2013 09:33:37 PM CDT

>Day shoddy sequel that no one really liked in Equestria.
>Wake up with a smile on your face.
>The same way you've woken up for the past few days.
>Part your curtains and look out.
>Damn, what a lovely day it is outside.
>Shit with a smile.
>Shower with a smile.
>Shave with a smile.
>'What has you so happy?' you ask yourself, despite knowing full well the answer.
"Why, Fluttershy is out on a dangerous mission in a far-away land, of course!"
>Yes, indeed.
>Fluttershy and the rest of the Mane Six had been called away to the Crystal Kingdom to defeat some Mexican villain named Sombrero or something.
>Doesn't matter, no sex.
>You hum to yourself as you float around your house and set yourself an immaculate breakfast.
>These past few days had been the best of your life in Equestria.
>A little weird considering that any minute now the whole world could fall into peril.
>But what's the worst that could happen?
>Would Sombrero make you eat tacos all day?
>Or maybe make you mow his lawn?
>You chuckle to yourself.
"This place has such shitty bad guys sometimes."
>You're about to put your spoonful of Honey Nut Fluffle Puffs in your mouth when you hear the dreaded noise, almost like slow-motion.
>knock knock knock
>Well, you knew it wasn't going to last forever...
>Unless the girls ever lost a fight.
"Hah! As if that Mary Sue could ever lose..."
>With a heavy heart, you get up from the table and trudge over to the door, opening it.
>You're greeted by a stretched and distorted funhouse mirror version of Applejack's face.
>She has two sets of eyes, some bigger than others, and all different colors.
>"Howdy there, Anon!" she squeaks.
"Holy mother of-!"
>-is all you manage before violently slamming the door shut.
>"Oh dear... How very rude! Is this how you treat your guests, Anonymous?"
>That voice...
 
>Timidly, you crack the door back open.
"Rarity?"
>She forces the door open further with her hoof.
>"Darling, who else would look this fetching so early in the morning?"
>She poofs up her mane using a hoof and you're temporarily blinded by a flash of sunlight.
>When you regain your vision, you notice several things that make the past few events all make sense.
>Sort of...
>Rarity seems to be... transparent.
>As you look at her, you can actually get a glimpse of the world behind her as well, although it's concave along her glinting skin.
>This puts the mystery of the nightmare AJ to rest as well.
>Looking through Rarity as if she were a makeshift kaleidoscope, an orange smudge makes its way across her face, quickly turning into a grotesque visage of AJ.
>As it turns out, Applejack is simply standing on Rarity's back, somehow shrunken to about the size of one of her beloved apples.
"Woah... Neat..."
>Rarity clears her throat and you jump back, having been right up next to her face this whole time.
>"Anonymous, Darling, you really should work on those manners of yours."
>You blush and scratch the back of your head.
"Sorry about that... So... what are you two doing here?"
>There's a small 'meep' from your right and you find your mood instantly soured.
>"Umm... A-Actually... it's th-three, Anon..."
>You pinch the bridge of your nose.
"Greeeat... So what's the deal this time?"
>Fluttershy smiles and excitedly hovers in the air.
>"Well, you see... the girls here agreed to help me with a... um... thing..."
>"We came to help Fluttershy woo you, dear."
>You put on your best sarcastic frown.
"Woo..."
 
>"Oh, yes... You see, Rarity was nice enough to keep herself crystal for a few days and-"
"Woah, woah, woah... -Keep- herself crystal?"
>Fluttershy fidgets.
>"Well, yes. The girls and I were all turned into crystal p0nies for a day for helping save the kingdom. The rest of ours wore off, but-"
>"But I used my magic to preserve the effect. For my dear friend Fluttershy, of course..."
"And not because gems make you wetter than a fat kid's armpit, right...?"
>She huffs and Fluttershy continues.
>"And Applejack volunteered to go roll around in some Poison Joke. Isn't that nice?"
>You squint at the tiny orange mare.
"Yeah... really nice... I thought you hated being looked down on, AJ."
>Appletini pouts and paws at a spot on Rarity's back.
>"Ah do, but... Fluttershy said..." she mumbles the rest.
>You cup a hand around your ear and lean down.
"What was that?"
>"Fluttershy said she reckoned it'd make ya happy..."
>The miniature-miniature horse blushes and looks away.
>She then suddenly stomps and shouts, "Well, what're ya'll waitin' fer? Let's git this show on the road!"
>Rarity giggles. "No need to have a tantrum, dear. I'm sure that one day Anonymous will understand your feelings."
>She looks at you and smirks.
>AJ gasps and turns bright red. "What're ya talkin' abo-"
>You catch Rarity's horn glow and watch as Applejack is lifted up into the air and dangled right above Rarity's mouth.
"Wait a second... Just what is going on he-"
>Fluttershy clears her throat. "Is vore your fetish, Anon?"
>Oh God. What?
>Rarity licks her lips while eyeing you down seductively.
>AJ squirms in her magical grip, nervousness overtaking her speech, "On second thought, Rare, why don't we just call it a day?"
>You feel a pang of sympathy for the helpless mare.
"Yea-Yeah... Fluttershy's ideas all always crappy. Just put AJ down and we can all sit down and talk about-"
 
>Rarity releases her hold on Applejack and she descends, flailing, into Rarity's gaping maw.
>Though she doesn't swallow.
>You watch in stunned horror as Rarity swishes the orange mare around in her mouth.
>As her lips rise as fall around her friend, you can hear the struggling earth p0ny's shouts, loud one moment and muted the next.
>Almost instantly her coat and mane are slick with saliva, adding a strangely erotic sight to this horrifying scene.
>Applejack's hooves and head poke out, exhausted, from her toothy prison.
>"He-Help, Anon..."
>You reach out futilely as Rarity's long, pink tongue slides under AJ's body and wraps her in it, pulling her down to the back of her throat.
>There's a loud gulp.
>"I'm sorry, Darling. A lady never speaks with her mouth full..."
>Your hand droops in defeat for a moment before you clench it, sadness making way for fury.
"What the hell did you just to do AJ?!"
>You raise your fist like you're about to swing it, making Rarity cower.
>"I-It's harmless, dear!"
>Fluttershy flies up and nods. "O-Oh y-yes, we double-checked with Twilight."
>Still angry, you hold your fist steady.
"What do you mean harmless?"
>Rarity stands up a little straighter. "You see, bodily fluids don't exactly work the same way when a p0ny is crystallized."
>You cock your head to the side.
>Fluttershy nudges Rarity and she turns to the side. "B-Besides... you can see her right now. S-See? She's f-fine."
>Sure enough, you see the slick orange mare slowly making her way down Rarity's esophagus.
>Oddly, you can even see the crystalline muscles contract around Applejack as they send her deeper into the alabaster p0ny.
>You can hear a muffled 'Ah'm okay!' from Rarity's insides.
>The vibration seems to tickle Rarity in just the right way and you watch as she quivers in pleasure.
 
>She opens her mouth to moan and you hear not one, but two utterances of delight.
>The second seems to be AJ's as her voice is carried across Rarity's lips, her body acting as some kind of biological phonograph.
>You lean in to see that indeed, AJ seems to be wriggling and breathing heavily.
>There's a tinny pant that escapes Rarity's throat as the little Apple whines.
>"Unf... Rare... Yer so... warm an'... wet on th' inside."
>Her voice rises briefly in pitch, accompanied by heavy breathing.
>"An'... it feels... real good when you... ah... squeeze me..."
>Rarity shudders through another bodily elation.
>"Darling, keep squirming..." she coos, "it feels positively delightful!"
>You watch the scene unfold in front of you, the two mares shaking and moaning as if they were amateur p0ne stars.
>Shocked and amazed, your eyes follow Applejack on her adventure as she is pumped, squished, squeezed, and extruded through all manner of Rarity's bodily organs.
>All the while Rarity is egging her on, reveling in the aftermath of each movement.
>"Yes, Darling! Wiggle through! Squirm faster, dear! That feels absolutely DIVINE!"
>Somehow, despite your best efforts, your pants seemed to have pitched a tent throughout this whole ordeal.
'Damnit, boner... This?! This is what you're into?!'
>Boner calls 'em as he sees 'em...
>AJ has managed to make her way through most of Rarity's innards and after taking a wrong turn at the urinary tract has managed to come to rest for the moment in her bladder.
>She wades into the yellow shallows and spits a small jet of liquid from her mouth.
>"Yeuck, Rare! Couldn't ya' have gone before we did all this?"
>"Oh hush, dear. You're in the final stretch already, are you not?"
>Applejack looks around questioningly. "Uh... ya, but... what d'ya want me ta do?"
>Rarity shakes her head and sighs. "Well, just crawl on through, Darling..."
 
>Good. Sweet. Celestia...
>You imagine what it would be like to fuck Rarity as AJ attempts to travel out her urethra.
>The feel of AJ's tiny body as your cock rubs against it through Rarity's thin inner walls...
>The feel of her hooves as they provide pleasurable ribs of resistance...
>Rarity's moans as you force back AJ's progress, making Rarity feel every inch tenfold...
>Applejack's grunts and wails of passion as she is compressed with each thrust...
"I GOTTA GO!"
>You dart inside and slam the door on the three stunned p0nies.
>For the rest of the day, you masturbate furiously to the scene as it replays in your head.
>You imagine yourself plowing the shit out of Rarity and little AJ.
>But at least you aren't imagining yourself...
>Fucking Fluttershy.