Miscellaneous

"I can't believe you guys had a portal back to my damn world all this time and never told me!"

>A moderately distressed Twilight runs after you, her purple and green assistant holding onto her mane tightly. "Anon, wait! It's not like that! That world isn-"

"That's enough outta you, Purplicorn."

>You kick open the sparkly doors of the crystalline palace's chamber, where you were told was this portal thinger.

>You gesture determinately at the large mirror that served as a focal point of the room.

"This the thing?"

>"Yes but-"

"Good. Bye."

>With not even an ounce of hesitation, you leap headlong into the mirrored surface.

>Space twists violently around you, as a menagerie of colors swirl into infinity.

 

>With a heavy thud, you crash into the dirt.

>Spitting earth from your mouth, you jump up and excitedly lay eyes on...

>...The fuck was this?

>Before you was a large gaggle of vaguely humanoid... things, walking hither and thither, ignorant of your presence.

>Their heads were unnaturally large, like the ponies of the world from whence you just came.

>Unlike the ponies, however, their bipedal bodies were sickeningly thin, shifting the overall look from "kinda cute" to "oh sweet fuck kill it with a shovel".

>As well, they all sported an amazing spectrum of confusing skin colors, like they were all survivors of a horrible Skittles factory accident.

>Another two thuds behind you rouse you from your stupor.

>You look over to find some strange creature evidently masquerading as Twilight, and... was that a fucking green and purple dog?

>The humanoid beast gets up and dusts herself off as you turn back to silently stare at the crowd.

>"Well, this is it, I guess."

>You remain silent for a moment.

"...Oh."

"Well, let's go."

>"But we're already here, don't you want to-"

"LET'S GO."

>You forcibly grab her by her pencil-thin wrist and fling her frail body like a discus into the portal.

>You then promptly grab the dragondogthing and toss him through after her like a football.

 

>Twilight faceplants into the crystal floor, her once-again equine form slumping over just in time to serve as a landing pad for Spike.

>You casually step out of the portal, whistling a jaunty tune.

>Rubbing her nose with a hoof, Twilight looks up to see you strolling out of the room.

>"Anon, where are you-"

>The door closes before she has a chance to finish.

>After a moment, it opens again.

>Twilight looks up from her task of checking Spike for injuries, to find you sauntering back in, still whistling.

>"Anon, where did you get tha-"

>With a mighty grunt, you swing the sledgehammer into the surface of the mirror, shattering it into a million tiny pieces.

>A sigh of contentment escapes your lips, and you casually toss the hammer off to the side.

>Twilight seems stunned for a minute, then speaks up as you start heading back for the door.

>"What'd you do that for?!"

"There are some worlds man was not meant to go."

>"But we're ponies!"

"Yeah, well, them too. Anyway I'm taking the train back; if I hurry I can still get back in time to see if Rainbow still wants to play a game of Scootaball. See you back at the stupid tree we live in."

>The door slammed once again, leaving Twilight and Spike to contemplate the ruined portal.