Title:           Dadonequus Discord Part 318
Author:          Erf1111
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First Edit:      Saturday 29th of April 2017 05:55:58 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 29th of April 2017 05:55:58 AM CDT

>So the class was moved
>The setting was an open field just outside town.
>If it's one thing you could appreciate about Equestria. It was it's nature sprawling all across the land.
>During the trek there however. Spoiled had called the butler, Randolph, to hold her parasol for her. And set up a may for her to sit on instead of having to sit on the ground. She had one set up for Diamond as well. But Filthy seemed fine sitting on the ground.
>As Mrs.Muffin Top took a moment to sit and enjoy the landscape. Chrysalis walked over to your side and whispered "I really like your choice in fillies Anon, even the mother is fairly tolerable"
>Hrn, you almost tensed when she spoke to you at all. You still had it in your head that something was up. But you held back, and tried to keep it casual.
"She can be scary at times. Trust me, you would have liked her more before she was reformed."
>"Reformed? Ugh, now I've lost interest."
"Really? I mean, you just found her tolerable before I mentioned it. How could you be so against it anyway? Discord is reformed and he's still a major dick to Twilight. Yeah, I mean. Why not? You could just renounce your evil ways and still mess and fuck with everyone. He got away with it. Hell, he betrayed them with Tirek and he's still here."
>That was actually a good point you brought up. It's not like she had to change her personality.
>But of course....
>"That's him. And as enticing as you make it sound.There's the fact that he's ball and chained to that yellow ball of fluff and Twilight Sparkle can influence him now due to your existence. You mess up. He gets punished. Miserable, Especially since I got roped into it"
>She counters it
"...I guess, still. It's better than nothing"
>"I'd rather have nothing"
>Oy
 
>Mrs.Muffin Top ended her meditation and greeted everyone. "Good morning everypony! And let me just say how proud I am to be your teacher. Yesterday, you all demonstrated that my services will not be needed for long. Because, well..." Her smiles beamed across to all of you "You all care so much for one another. I tell you, in the big cities, all my students are usually troublemakers or they just have all these problems with each other. It's very refreshing to have such a small and well mannered class, don'tcha know"
>"Oh my, that sounds terrible." Fluttershy didn't like the sounds of that. Problem parents? She was thinking that they must have been abusive or mean.
>"Hrn? Now, I don't consider myself a bad parent by any means. But this sounds like a challenge to my existence. Are you saying there's parents out there more chaotic than I?" Discord however, refused to believe anyone could be more of a problem than him.
>"Oh, Mr.Discord. It's not like that. It's just the class I usually have aren't too agreeable or they complain or yell and scream at each other and their foals. You haven't done anything like that at all. It's actually relieving considering all I've heard about you" Mrs.Muffin Top told him with a cheerful smile on her face.
>"All you heard about me, hrn? Well, you'd agree then that I'm the most chaotic being around. Right?" Discord really wanted to make sure there'd be no one else that can top him.
>"Well, yes. I'd rather not mention your past crimes. But based on them. Yes, very much yes...erm. I didn't insult you did I Mr.Discord?" She didn't want to insult him. But to her, it seemed like he wanted to hear that.
>"Not at all! I'm happy with that answer." Discord said with a smirk.
>"Discord, you shouldn't be too happy about it you know. What if Anon thinks being overly chaotic is ok? A little if fine I guess, but not that much" Fluttershy looked up at him. having some dismay for him after he was accepting of such "praise"
 
"Oh no no, I know Aunt Fluttershy. I know being overly chaotic is bad. But I also know Dad is the spirit of chaos. It's his thing. I just want to use my chaos to make everypony happy. Like...erm"
>You slap the horn onto your forehead. You had two charges, so why not show off just a little.
>You VERY CAREFULLY plan this spell out. Not wanting it to become nightmare fuel like when you became that chameleon.
>OHHHHH. You had it. It'd be cute and...
>You look over to Diamond Tiara.
>It'd be cute. and she'd love it.
>You aimed your horn down. You noticed Thunderlane was the only one looking worried, Muffin Top was tense, as was Fluttershy. The rest just looked on.
>The field of grass was blasted by your magic and in an instant. the field became a field of beautiful flowers. Inspiring awe amongst the class.
>But it wasn't over
>many of the flowers in the distance blasted upwards and exploded in neon pollen. So vibrant even in the morning sun that everyone noticed. Especially when they started to spell out a set of words.
>Words Diamond Tiara started to say out loud "I..love...Diamo-oooh" Diamond smiled and put her hoof to her heart. And she looked to you with tearful eyes "A-anon...That's so sweet."
>Fluttershy found it utterly romantic and cute "That's adorable."
>Filthy, who you thought would spaz out, was wiping his tears "Now that's how ya twist such an old fashioned work of love."
>Spoiled looked like she was softening up just from looking at it. But she kept her mouth shut.
>Chrysalis just stared. Then she whispered to you "I admit, that's pretty good"
>Oh man. Even Chrysalis was impressed. She probably hated it. But impressed nonetheless
>"Oh my, it's very pretty. See, this is what I mean. Despite being a foal, it's very very romantic. I never see any of the parents even mention anything like this in my typical class."
>Diamond couldn't contain herself anymore. And dove right into you. cuddling
 
>Mrs.Cake just put her head on the side of her husband's neck. "It's heartwarming"
>"Kind of makes you wish you were young again. serenading the one you love" Mr.Cake said as he returned his wife's affection.
>You didn't care if this was public or not. This was for everyone. To show that Discord wasn't a bad parent. To show Fluttershy how good you were. And to be more romantic than some fuck who attracted Sweetie Belle just by existing. That fucking loser
>So you just gently hugged onto Diamond as she whispered "I-I love you too"
>Course she did.
>Spoiled looked back to Mrs.Muffin Top to ask "Tell me, what kind of parents do you usually deal with? Can I have an example?"
>"Oh" Muffin Top turns her attention to Spoiled. "Well" She tilted her head cutely as she pondered "There was this mother who were forcing her twin daughters to be like her and see the world as she sees it. Anypony beneath her was beneath them and she wanted them to treat them like trash so they can focus on what was "important". That was a real toughy to work out, don'tcha know. Turned out one of fillies didn't like being mean so much and ran away." Muffin Top sighed as she continued to recollect on the memory "Which wasn't too bad. Because funnily enough, she ran right into little ole me. After she told me what happened. Well, I had to watch over her for a few days. There was no way for me to contact her mother until I could get on a train. And I used that time to learn more about her and her mother. And well, the rest is muffiny goodness. I figured out why her mother was that way, spoke to her when she got my letter and showed up for her daughter, and helped her realize that her mean and aggressive behavior wasn't really a good thing to have when raising a couple of foals. There's a little more to it, but that's the gist of it, don'tcha know."
>Spoiled's pupils shrunk when she made a connection to it sounding sort of like how she used to be "You...don't say"
 
>"I do say, one of the worst cases of bad parenting I ever had to deal with. I'm just glad everything worked out in the end and....oh my." Muffin Top giggled "I'm supposed to be teaching a class, aren't I?"
>Spoiled was in deep thought. Feeling the creeping feeling of regret come over her for what she had done. "Y-yes. you are"
>Rumble and Thunderlane didn't really know how to react to all of it. Hell, you sometimes forgot they existed. Rumble just found the whole thing to be a little too mushy.
>Muffin Top took out a bag of warm muffins from her bag and held it out "Alright everypony. I don't mean to spoil puppy love, but we do have a class. But, before we start. It's time for morning muffins! Their blueberry this time,don'tcha know."
>everyone took one. Including Chrysalis and Discord. Though Chrysalis stealthily handed it over to you. Not actually wanting to eat it for herself.
>and then the class began.