Title:           Thus, I invoke >rape
Author:          Equilibrio
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/91XzTSdE
First Edit:      Tuesday 25th of June 2013 04:06:03 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 25th of June 2013 04:06:03 AM CDT

>Day Magic in Equestria.
>You are Carl the Invoker. A genius wizard of  of unreachable power.
>Using your god-tier mind you created a portal to a world of horses.
>Iveseenstranger.mental image.
>After arriving you build yourself a bitchin ass sorcerer's spire.
>Generally its been okay living in this world.
>Except for the idiotic purple horse who has taken a liking to you.
>everyday she approaches you to try to guess your fetsih.
>Apparently she is some sort of magical genius.
>Lolno.
>As if that cunt could ever figure it out.
>Hearing a knock on the entrance, you descend the spiraling stairway and open the door to come face to face with the grinning, purple, horse.
>"Hello Carl."
>"What do you want from me purple horse?"
>"Oh you know what I want." She remarks with half lidded eyes.
>"and YOU know that I will never let you have it."
>"Oh im prepared to take it by force!"
>Giving you little time to react, the purple horse fires a lust spell in your direction.
>Having already devised a way to defeat her you dodge the incoming spell and return fire with a tornado.
>As the tornado lifts the horse up into the air her vaginal juices fly all over your front lawn.
>Without even thinking, you place an electromagnetic charge on the ground.
>As the horse falls from the magically generated tornado the EMP detonates, instantly draining her of all spell casting power.
>"Face it purple horse, you will never suck my [spoiler] magic stick.[/spoiler]
>Blast that bitch back to her pleb treehouse.
>Set it on fire with a ray of solar energy.
>The horse leader is blamed and a civil war breaks out.
Feelsgood.mental image.