Shirrgendurgen

>Day cereal in Equestria.

>Be Anon.

"What a wonderful equestrian morning."

>Be in ponyland.

>Time to get up.

>Shit shower shave.

>You pour yourself a bowl of shirrgendurgen.

>It's some weird foreign cereal.

>You ordered it from a home candy shop in the far northeast that was going out of business because the store owner died and she never shared her recipes with her employee's.

>It's in little cross shapes of varying rainbow colors.

>As you go to the fridge to get some milk your mind starts to wander.

>Why has Fluttershy yet to come knock on your door?

>Your Anon sense begins to tingle.

>Something is definitely up.

>You remind yourself to keep an eye out as you begin to pour the milk.

>You immediately forget all about mikado dickpirate as your nose is assaulted by a beautiful and heavenly aroma.

>Good lord this shirrgendurgen.

>You quickly scramble over to your silverware drawer and pull out a large spoon.

>Your legs can't carry you back to the shirrgendurgen quick enough.

>You dip your spoon in and take the bite.

>An onslaught of flavor marches on your taste buds.

>You can't even properly describe a flavor this pure.

>You are left speechless.

>You can only stare down at the rainbow bowl of flavor as tears begin pouring from your eyes.

>You cradle the shirrgendurgen as if it were your own child.

>Time to take another bite.

>You can't even imagine how someone could have created this perfection.

>It isn't even fit for mere mortals like you.

>This doesn't stop you from chowing down though.

>About halfway through the bowl you hear a knock on your door.

"Go away Fluttershy I'm not in the mood for this today!"

>"But I'm not Fluttershy and I have a package for you!"

>The voice of Derpy responds to you.

"Sorry just... hold on a minute okay?"

>"That's fine I don't mind waiting anon!"

>Doesn't she have a schedule she is supposed to keep?

>In that case you better not keep her waiting.

>You quickly pour the rest of the shirrgendurgen down your gullet.

>Milk drips from your mouth, but you made sure to get all of the shirrgendurgen.

>You quickly make your way to the door and open it for bubblebutt.

>"Hi anon! I need you to sign right here."

>You quickly take the clipboard and write your name.

>As your giving it back to her you notice the look of concern on her face.

>"Uh anon? Are you okay? Are you crying?"

>Your mind locks up at that question.

>If you say yes she will want to know why, and if she knows why she will want to try shirrgendurgen for herself.

>If you say no she will know that you are lying and demand to come in and help you, and as a result will notice the shirrgendurgen.

>Either way she will find out about it and will want some.

>You are not sharing your god damn shirrgendurgen.

>Therefore you lie to the best of your ability.

"It's this spring time air causing my allergies to act up and my eyes to water."

>You rub your eyes to play a more convincing role.

>"Well I don't want to keep you outside any longer then." She remarks with a smile. "I'll see you later anon."

>The second Derpy is out of sight you shut the door and rip open the package.

>It includes a letter from Fluttershy asking if lewd sculptures are you fetish.

>The figure is of Fluttershy bending over with excessive detail on the tiny vagina.

>Intothetrashitgoes.jpg

>With the figure gone you turn back around to the shirrgendurgen.

"Now where we..."

>Time passes as you keep pouring yourself bowl after bowl of delicious shirrgendurgen.

>You're so enthralled that you don't even notice that you are out of milk.

>As you finish your final bowl you reach for the milk and finally notice its emptiness.

>This simply will not do.

>You fold up the box of glorious cereal and hide it in the cabinet.

"I'll be back for you my shirrgendurgen."

>Wasting no time you head out the door into Ponyville.

>Many ponies stop you and ask if you are okay.

>The same excuse you gave Derpy satisfies their curiosity.

>Soon enough you arrive in the market square.

>You basically toss your bits at the pony who sells milk and you begin to head home with a jug in each hand.

>Soon you shall be with your beautiful shirrgendurgen again.

>You begin to worry as you notice your front door open.

>You were sure you locked it.

>As you step inside your home you feel sick.

>Your house has been ransacked.

>Upon inspection your worst fears are confirmed.

>The shirrgendurgen has been taken.

>All you can do is curl up into a ball and cry.

>Why didn't you protect the shirrgendurgen better?

>Your sadness is so profound that you don't even notice when Fluttershy walks in.

>"Please don't cry anon! look I have a present for you!"

>You lazily glance over with teary and see her cunt.

>It's filled with milk and shirrgendurgen.

>"Come eat." she says with a grin on her face.

>You can't even be mad that she stole your shirrgendurgen and filled her genitals with the last of it.

>Of course you dig right in.

>You shove your face into her crotch and are met with a moan from her.

>It doesn't take long for her to release her fluids into your mouth.

>Normally Fluttershy's juices would taste vile and disgusting, but with the shirrgendurgen in your mouth something else happens.

>Combining the flavor of shirrgendurgen and her disgusting fluids causes a mutation in your taste-buds.

>They have evolved.

>You pull your face out of Fluttershy's crotch and promptly kick her out.

>Grabbing a bottle of whiskey out of the cabinet, you must test your new tastebuds.

>If your suspicions are correct then you can now alter the taste of anything that enters your mouth.

>You take a swig of whiskey and confirm your suspicions.

>It tastes like shirrgendurgen.

>Everything you eat or drink can now taste like shirrgendurgen.

>You have transcended beyond mortal taste-buds.

>2 months later

>You are now morbidly obese from having eaten so much.

>All because of

>Fucking Fluttershy.