Title:           Filly Kissy Time
Author:          Equilibrio
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First Edit:      Monday 23rd of December 2013 10:33:15 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 23rd of December 2013 10:33:15 PM CDT

>You are anon.
>And its time to go to school.
>Oh how you hate school.
>All because of those stupid girls who never leave you alone.
>Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo.
>They always try to kiss you, no matter how many times you tell them to stop.
>They've actually succeeded in kissing you on your hand before.
>Luckily they have yet to kiss you on your face yet.
>You shudder at the thought of them actually kissing you on the lips.
>How gross.
>You're gonna have to try hard not to get kissed today.
>Luckily they normally end up fighting each other over who gets to kiss you first.
>"Bye Anon! Have a good day at school!" Your mom shouts as you leave your house.
"Bye mom!"
>Time to face the day's trials.
>A short walk brings you to the front of Miss Cheerilee's school house.
>You take a look around to see if you can find the cutie mark menaces.
>Not a blank-flank in sight.
>Good.
>You turn your head to the unmistakable sound of Miss Cheerilee arriving.
>"Alright kids lets go inside!" She yells to the colts, and fillies playing in the school yard.
>As you make your way inside and take a seat at your desk, you find that the three girls still haven't shown up.
>Maybe one of them got sick and the others caught the same thing because they always hang out together?
>It sounds good enough for you.
>In any case, you're glad to have a day where you don't have to worry about defending your face from filly kisses.
>Time to relax.
>8 hours later.
>After a somewhat boring school day you head outside and begin your trek home.
>As you pass by an ally way you see something glittering out of the corner of your eye.
"Wow! A whole 5 bits!"
>You happily jaunt over to collect your lucky payout.
>"Grab 'im!"
>Oh no.
>You'd know that accent anywhere.
>You decide to forget about the bits and just get out of there.
>Your efforts are in vain however, as you feel yourself pulled back by a couple pairs of hooves.
>You find yourself face to face with Applebloom as Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo tie you down.
>"Well howdy Anon." She remarks with a smug grin.
"UGHHH! Why can't you stupid girls just leave me alone!"
>"C'mon Anon! You know that you're our favorite monkey boy." Scootaloo remarks as she succeeds in binding your wrist to the wall.
>Time to deploy your secret weapon.
"Yep guess I'm beaten, now you just have to decide who gets to kiss me first."
>Hopefully as they argue it will give you time to escape.
>"You're not foolin' us this time sugar!"
>NO PLEASE!
>"We had a contest to see who would go first, second, and last, and Applebloom won she goes first." Sweetie Belle remarks with a hint of jealousy in her voice. "And I got last, can you believe it? Dumb dice!"
>She kicks at an idle rock out of filly anger.
>"Enough about all that though. Time fer the fun part."
>Applebloom begins to lean in with puckered lips and closed eyes."
>"Wait!"
>With an angry sigh, Applebloom turns around.
>"Fer the last time Sweetie, no we ain't doin' best two outta three!"
>"I wasn't going to ask that!" Her muzzle scrunches up in frustration. "I was just going to make sure we did this right."
>She reaches into to her saddle bag and pulls out a black tube.
>"Rarity says that this is the best shade of lipstick to kiss boys with."
>As she twists the tube, a glossy pinkish-red slightly pointed structure emerges.
>Applebloom beams at the sight.
>"That's a fantastic idea Sweetie!"
>"Well, I don't see the point, but Rarity is the expert on stuff like this." Scootaloo ponders.
>They take a little time to properly apply it to each other.
>"Alright lets get down to business!"
>Truly these are the end of Your days.
>There's nothing to be done as each of them comes in one after the other.
>Each set of puckered lips finds an unmarked spot on your face.
>Your lips have long since been desecrated.
>After this is over, you're going to make sure you go home and take a thorough bath.
>You can't even focus enough to think about the time.
>After each filly has had enough, they loosen your bonds to let you untie them yourself.
>"Bye anon." they all remark at once in a sing-song voice.
>A few minutes later you're freed and on your way home.
>Of course you have to hide your face, and you certainly can't let anyone know what happened.
>It would be far too embarrassing.
>You duck into alleys and take the quickest and quietest way back to your house.
>Soon you find yourself bursting through your front door.
"Canttalkmomgottagotakeabath!"
>Your mom giggles at your display.
>"Alright silly go take your bath, but I need you to clean up your room when your done!"
>You groan as you close the bathroom.
>As you look in the mirror you can see countless kiss marks on your face.
>Thank Celestia you were wearing a hooded jacket today.
>All you want to do is sink into the soapy tub and forget everything that happened.
>You know that you wont ever forget it though.
>Today was a bad day.