Title:           Royally Screwed: Part 3 (WIP)
Author:          EquestrianGraphitti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/LHGYQEJG
First Edit:      Sunday 9th of September 2012 10:56:36 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 9th of September 2012 10:56:36 PM CDT

>Day 7 in Equestria
>Even after such a short time in Canterlot, you had quickly developed a sort of routine for your day-to-day life.
>Get up, have breakfast with Celestia, study Equestrian culture and history at the castle library, lunch with Celestia, talk with the scholars and record keepers about human history, roam the city with escort, dinner with Celestia...
>Come to think about it, Celestia had insisted on eating with you for every meal...
>Huh. There's probably something behind that, but that wasn't a big concern for you.
>Earlier, Celestia had invited you to watch a movie with her in her room. She had also promised a "big surprise" for when you got there, but you were still wondering why she insisted on having it in her bedroom.
>"Hey, Anon!"
>Your musings had been interrupted the captain of the royal guard, Shining Armor.
>Based on your previous experience with the rest of the armor clad guardsmen in the castle, you had expected him to be the pinnacle of aloof.
>You hadn't expected him to become your first extra-terrestrial bro.