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"The Mod Song", or "Kill the Thread!"

By: EquestrianBreaker on Jan 3rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.52 KB  |  hits: 130  |  expires: Never
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  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCENkwPiuU0
  2. Not necessarily AiE related, but still good.  An edit of "The Mob Song" or "Kill the Beast!", it is now "The Mod Song" or "Kill the Thread!".  The Beast is OP, who makes a writefag thread of erotic nature.  He has swayed one mod, but admin is buttmad, and the summerfags flock around his banner.
  3.  
  4. Admin: This troll will make off with your jimmies,
  5. he'll come after them in the night!
  6. We're not safe 'till OP is banned upon my list.
  7. I say we kill the thread!
  8.  
  9. Autist 1: We're not safe until he's banned.
  10. Autist 2: He'll come stalking us at night.
  11. Summerfag: Set to sacrifice our jimmies to his monstrous appetite.
  12. Autist 3: He'll wreak havoc on our forum if we let him wander free!
  13.  
  14. Admin: So it's time to take some action boys!
  15. It's time---to--ban---O---P!
  16.  
  17. Through the milfs, through the /soc/,
  18. through the dickgirls and the shadows.
  19. It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride.
  20. Say a prayer, then we're there,
  21. at the header for a first post,
  22. and there's something truly terrible inside.
  23.  
  24. It's a troll, he's got quips, droll and old ones.
  25. Massive baws, killer d'aws for the feed.
  26. Watch him write, semen foam,
  27. but we're not coming home,
  28. 'till he's banned, good and banned! Kill the thread!
  29.  
  30. Mod: NO! I won't let you do this!
  31.  
  32. Admin: If you're not with us, you're against us.
  33. Bring the oldfag!
  34.  
  35. Oldfag: Get your hands off me!
  36.  
  37. Admin: We can't have them running off to warn the writer!
  38.  
  39. Mod: Let us out!
  40.  
  41. Admin: We'll rid the forum of this troll, who's with me?!
  42.  
  43. Autist 1: I AM!
  44. Autist 2: I AM!
  45. Autist 3: I AM!
  46.  
  47. Log in quick! Paste and click!
  48. Admin:
  49. Post your nerdrage to the sticking place!
  50. Autists:
  51. We're counting on Admin to lead the way!
  52. Summerfags:
  53. Through the milfs, through the /soc/
  54. Where behind a haunting title
  55. Something's lurking that you don't see every day!
  56. Autists:
  57. It's a troll! One as tall as a Kenyan.
  58. We won't rest 'til he's good and deceased
  59. Sally forth! Tally ho!
  60. Have my  sword! Have my bow!
  61. Praise the Lulz and here we go!
  62. Admin:  We'll lay siege to the section and ban his IP!
  63. Mod: I have to warn the troll.  This is all my fault.  Oh, oldfag , what are we going to do?
  64. Oldfag: Now now, we'll think of something!
  65.  
  66. Autists:
  67. We don't like
  68. What we don't, understand
  69. In fact it scares us
  70. And this OP's faggotry has gone widespread
  71. Deliver!
  72. Pay your dues!
  73. Save your jimmies and your FUuu-s,
  74. We'll save our forum and waifuuus,
  75. We'll kill the thread!
  76. Writefag 1: I knew it, I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.
  77. Writefag 2: Maybe it would have been better if she'd never came at all.
  78. Writefag 1: Could it be?
  79. Writefag 3: is it she?
  80. Writefag 2: Dragon dildos! Spammers!
  81. Writefag 1: Flamers!
  82. Writefag 3: and they 'ave the hammer!
  83. Writefag 1: Warn the OP. If it's a fight they want,
  84. we'll be ready for them. Who's with me!
  85.  
  86. Admin: Take whatever fucks you can find.
  87. But remember, OP is MINE!
  88.  
  89. Writefags:
  90. Hearts ablaze
  91. Boners high
  92. We go spamming into battle
  93. Unafraid although the cancer just increased
  94. Members:
  95. Raise the flag!
  96. Sing the song!
  97. Here we come, we're fifty strong
  98. And fifty Faggots can't be wrong
  99. Let's kill the thread!
  100.  
  101. Writefag 3: Pardon me, OP
  102. OP: Leave me in peace.
  103. Writefag 3: But OP, the thread is being flamed!
  104. Kill the thread!
  105. Kill the thread!
  106. Writefag 2: This isn't working.
  107. Writefag 4: But Lubriere, we must do something!
  108. Writefag: Wait, I know!
  109. Kill the thread!
  110. Kill the thread!
  111. Writefag 3: What should we do, OP?
  112. OP: It doesn't matter now.  Just let them cum.
  113. Kill the thread!
  114. Kill the thread!
  115. KILL THE THREAD!
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