Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Public Pastes

What's This? (Song Remake)

By: EquestrianBreaker on Jan 17th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.16 KB  |  hits: 88  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. I wrote this after seeing "Anonymous in Equestria" was accidentally written as "Anonymous in Equestiran" in the OP.  It's the tale of a newfag stumbling through /mlp/ and finding AiE.
  2.  
  3. What's this?  What's this?
  4. There's faggots everywhere
  5. What's this?
  6. /mlp/'s in despair
  7. What's this?
  8. I cant believe you fags you must be joking
  9. Winterfags abound, beware!
  10. What's this?
  11.  
  12. *click*
  13.  
  14. What's this? What's this?
  15. There's something off a bit
  16. What's this?
  17. OP can't spell for shit
  18.  
  19. What's this?
  20. The thread is lined with
  21. faggots whining error
  22. Everybody seems so buttmad
  23. At this fuck up on the keypad
  24. Whats is this?
  25. What's this?
  26.  
  27. There are faggots throwing shitposts
  28. instead of lurking more
  29. They're busy being cunts
  30. and every anus here is sore
  31.  
  32. There's fucks out every window
  33. Oh, I can't believe my eyes
  34. And in my pones I feel the warmth
  35. That's from cumming inside
  36.  
  37. Oh, look
  38. What's this?
  39. They're hanging the OP, there's bliss?
  40. Why that looks magnifique, inspired
  41. They're gathering around to hear a story
  42. Roasting faggots on a fire
  43. What's this?
  44.  
  45. What's this?
  46. In here?
  47. A clop with Rarity, oh dear!
  48. And who would ever think
  49. And why?
  50.  
  51. They're fucking her with tiny little things
  52. They've got vibrating balls on strings
  53. And there's a smile from everyone
  54. So, now, correct me if I'm wrong
  55. This looks like fun
  56. The story's done
  57. And now they're writing a fetish?
  58. What's this?
  59.  
  60. Oh my, what now?
  61. The faggots are asleep.
  62. But look, the threads still incomplete
  63. No posts, no writers here to read and write them
  64. or incite them only little /soc/y things
  65. Circle jerking their egos
  66. *sigh*
  67. What's this?!
  68.  
  69. The writers are all missing
  70. And the faggots can't be found
  71. And in their place there seems to be
  72. Good feeling all around
  73.  
  74. Instead of black, I swear
  75. I can see Anon writing green
  76. The posts are written well
  77. And unveil a story unseen
  78.  
  79. The feels, the fucks!
  80. They're everywhere and no one sucks!
  81. I've never felt so good before
  82. This empty place inside the thread is filling up
  83. I simply cannot get enough
  84.  
  85. I want it, oh, I want it
  86. oh, I want to read more pone!
  87. I've got to know, I've got to know
  88. What is this place I've come to see?!
  89. WHAT IS THIS?!
  90. AiE? Hm....
create a new version of this paste RAW Paste Data