Title:           FlutterTree: Quick Short
Author:          EquestrianBreaker
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Wqdj32B0
First Edit:      Sunday 3rd of June 2012 11:55:38 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 3rd of June 2012 11:55:38 AM CDT

FlutterTree
 
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>Fluttershy's obsession with becoming a tree has reached new heights.
>She's cajoled you into aiding her become one with the wood.
>In the middle of the night, you sneak into the deepest parts of the Whitetail Woods.  
>Fluttershy says it must be done at night while the trees are "sleeping", bitch be crazy.
>You brought along a shovel to dig a little hole and "plant" Fluttershy in her tree costume.  She gives off a little "eep!" as you pick her up.  Fluttershy, trees don't blush.
>Plop goes the Fluttertree into the hole.  Time to get the fug outta h-
"Anon, wait!"
>Fuck.  For what.
"I have to know I'm concealed!  Walk out of the glade,come back, and try to find me!"
>Fucking fine.  You  close your eyes, turn in a random direction, then open them up and saunter off.  After a few minutes of being lost like a tard, you find the glade again.  Huh.  That costume is really good, actually.  Must have studied the nearby trees, you can't find her at all.
>Whelp, job well done, Anon.  You shunk your shovel into the ground and lean on the closest tree to admire your work.
 
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"Wa---woaaah!"
>Oh fuck that was Fluttershy.  Oh fuck her costume is falling into segments as he falls over.  You hear the odd sound of snapping bark.  How real is that cost-
"Wassa...?  What's that?"
>Holy fuck that tree at the end of the glade just opened its eyes.  It's looking right at you and-
"LUMBERJACK!  WAKE UP BOYS! EMERGENCY!  LUMBERJACK!"
>What the fuck what the fuck.  They're all waking up.  Why did they think you were- AW FUCK THE SHOVEL.  THEY CAN'T SEE THE HEAD ISN'T A BLADE AND YOUR NEXT TO A FELLED FLUTTERFUCK.
>Get the fuck up Fluttershy show them you're a pony.  She lays still.  God fucking dammit Fluttershy this isn't worth it.  The entire wood isn't wood at all, it's a community of fucking ents.
"LUMBERJACK! GET OUT OF HERE! RUN!"
>The ents all panic and run like bitches as you try to explain.  One falls off of a cliffside after tripping on its own roots.
>And onto a sleeping dragon.  Killing it.
>Celestia finds out and raises you to Lieutenant in the Royal Guard under Shining Armour.  You are called Anon the Dragonslayer.
>You are now expected to fight them for real.
 
Fucking Fluttershy