FlutterTree: Quick Short

FlutterTree

 

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>Fluttershy's obsession with becoming a tree has reached new heights.

>She's cajoled you into aiding her become one with the wood.

>In the middle of the night, you sneak into the deepest parts of the Whitetail Woods.  

>Fluttershy says it must be done at night while the trees are "sleeping", bitch be crazy.

>You brought along a shovel to dig a little hole and "plant" Fluttershy in her tree costume.  She gives off a little "eep!" as you pick her up.  Fluttershy, trees don't blush.

>Plop goes the Fluttertree into the hole.  Time to get the fug outta h-

"Anon, wait!"

>Fuck.  For what.

"I have to know I'm concealed!  Walk out of the glade,come back, and try to find me!"

>Fucking fine.  You  close your eyes, turn in a random direction, then open them up and saunter off.  After a few minutes of being lost like a tard, you find the glade again.  Huh.  That costume is really good, actually.  Must have studied the nearby trees, you can't find her at all.

>Whelp, job well done, Anon.  You shunk your shovel into the ground and lean on the closest tree to admire your work.

 

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"Wa---woaaah!"

>Oh fuck that was Fluttershy.  Oh fuck her costume is falling into segments as he falls over.  You hear the odd sound of snapping bark.  How real is that cost-

"Wassa...?  What's that?"

>Holy fuck that tree at the end of the glade just opened its eyes.  It's looking right at you and-

"LUMBERJACK!  WAKE UP BOYS! EMERGENCY!  LUMBERJACK!"

>What the fuck what the fuck.  They're all waking up.  Why did they think you were- AW FUCK THE SHOVEL.  THEY CAN'T SEE THE HEAD ISN'T A BLADE AND YOUR NEXT TO A FELLED FLUTTERFUCK.

>Get the fuck up Fluttershy show them you're a pony.  She lays still.  God fucking dammit Fluttershy this isn't worth it.  The entire wood isn't wood at all, it's a community of fucking ents.

"LUMBERJACK! GET OUT OF HERE! RUN!"

>The ents all panic and run like bitches as you try to explain.  One falls off of a cliffside after tripping on its own roots.

>And onto a sleeping dragon.  Killing it.

>Celestia finds out and raises you to Lieutenant in the Royal Guard under Shining Armour.  You are called Anon the Dragonslayer.

>You are now expected to fight them for real.

 

Fucking Fluttershy