Title:           PRINCESS CADANCE - Dazzle CYOA
Author:          EqGHumanized
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/5CvrspMm
First Edit:      Monday 1st of September 2014 02:17:42 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 1st of September 2014 02:17:42 AM CDT

>Be Anon
>Go to order some fried chicken waffles, but the hipster joint you're at says they don't offer them
>You get in their face, telling them that if they don't put it on the menu, you'll put your dick in their mother's butt
>The woman behind the counter says she'll put her schlong into your dad's butt
>Suddenly, you wonder why you're acting so crazy
>Today has been a pretty good day so far
>You got your paycheck, work didn't completely suck, your car's batery didn't go out like you thought it would
>Maybe you were just really hungry
>Or maybe it was just the song they had playing
>Then you realized that it wasn't coming from the speakers; it was coming from somewhere in the cafe
>You turn the counter to an isle of seats and see three hooded girls singing
 
 
>You walk over to them to get a better look
>They're all high school girls
>You know you shouldn't try hitting on them, and you ABSOLUTELY didn't want a restraining order, but for some reason, the urge to talk to them outweighed the other stuff
"Hey," you say, interrupting their song.
>"Yes?" the blonde one says. "Is there something we can do for you?"
"I really liked your song."
>"Then why did you interrupt it?" the magenta one said.
"Because if I listen to it anymore, I'd pretty much be giving you my heart on a silver platter, so I thought I might just start by getting you some coffee."
>"We're fine, actually," the blonde one says.
>"Awww, but he was gonna give it to us for free!" the blue girl chimes in.
>"...Fine."
"And what names should I tell the waitress to write on your drinks, just so we don't get 'em mixed up?"
>"Adagio."
>"Aria."
>"Sonata."
>You wink at the blue one, order the drinks and bring them back to the high schoolers.
>Alright, you're in. They're actually talking to you.