Title:           Dr. ButtGhost - Pizza Delivery
Author:          EqGHumanized
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/gWVPEKqV
First Edit:      Wednesday 3rd of September 2014 02:06:59 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 3rd of September 2014 02:06:59 AM CDT

 >One lazy afternoon, zoning out while playing games, your stomach started to ache for some food.
>Too lazy to grab the phone or get something from the fridge, you go into Steam's in-game web browser to order a pizza online.
>The future is here, ladies and gentlemen.
>You go to the website for Big Guy Munch's Pizza Palace and type in your order.
>A large pepperoni cheese pizza with a medium Dr. Pavel's
>A text box is at the bottom stating 'Is there anything else?'
>Thinking of being a real memester, you type 'Send your cutest delivery boy'
>And now its sent. 30 minutes remain as a storm starts to roll in.
>Thirty minutes later, you hear a car park outside your house and a knock at your door.
>Grabbing your wallet, you open the door to see a scrawny guy in a purple hoodie completely drenched.
>"I-I got this pizza... it's For You..... I think..."
>You set the pizza and drink on a nearby table, and you open your wallet.
>"That'll be about $15..."
>You look inside the wallet only to find $13
"Sorry, I need to go find some more cash. I'll be right back, so cmon in."
>He walks in and plops down on the nearest sofa as you run upstairs and rummage throughout your room to find some cash.
>You run back downstairs with a dollar bill and some coins you found.
>"Th-this still isn't enough. You're about 15 cents short..."
>You start to mutter to yourself as he gets up and closes the door.
>"I-I have a way that you could pay this off..."
>He drops his sopping wet pants to reveal his rather small boner
>"S-s-suck my dick, and I'll pay the rest with the change in my car... d-deal..?"