- >Day of Writing Desks and Whimsy in Equestria
- >Be Anonymous
- >Once upon a morning's dawning, you awoke; stretching, yawning
- >And start your routinely bathing as you shave with mouth agape
- >While you preen your unsightly floccing, suddenly, there comes a knocking
- >As if someone was kindly clocking, clocking on some vinyl drape
- A: Someone for tea...
- >You smile wide
- A: ... Knocking at my new front scape!
- >Delicious tea or maybe crêpe?
- >Ah, how quickly you do ponder, if it's pancake or something fonder
- >That leaves your heart to wander for raspberry or grape
- >Keenly, you wish to cook, though foolish you would look
- >As you stand inside your nook with little more than veil or drape
- >A towel binds you waist loosely as a languid bit of concealing drape
- >Only a towel and not a cape
- >And so to the front door you're called as you move on soft footfall
- >Thrilled and filled with pleasure you simply can't escape!
- >As you move, you have a feeling that the doorway you are nearing
- >May, in fact, contain no endearing friendly face or shape
- >With minor hesitation, you open the door slightly agape
- >No one here, but the landscape
- >Into the morning sun staring, you set about, marveling, erring
- >Confounded, was a sound blaring as you adjust your soaking drape
- >Certainly it could be said, that you did just rise from bed
- >And tinnitus in your head has made you less than shipshape
- >You listen more intently to find, presently, you out of shape
- >Time for breakfast, definitely crêpe!
- >You close the door behind you with pancake goodness to confide you
- >And find another tapping, a tapping at your very nape
- >You spin around to behold a pony of colour gold
- >With pink mane and smile bold, you clutch tightly to your drape
- A: Fluttershy
- >You say perplexedly
- A: What were the rules for red tape?
- >She smiles brightly
- F: No rape
- >Fluttershy, acting coy, spreads her wings and casts her ploy
- >And sits atop your prized highboy, it's where you hang your cape
- >You cannot help agreeing that no living human being
- >Ever yet was blessed with seeing Fluttershy at any rate
- >The pegasi above your head must surely want to mate!
- >Guaranteed, it was rape
- F: Anon, please find me true when I say that I'm feeling new
- And if that we two, could together see the snowscape?
- >You frown and hold your words as talking's for the birds
- >And it's really quite absurd to even bother with your escape!
- A: I find this most alarming now that you are sitting legs agape...
- F: I promise, no rape
- >You stand with towel in your clutch, ready to fight, if that much
- >A struggle, no mere touch, would certainly see you undrape
- A: Leave my dwelling
- >You start in anger
- A: I know your tricks, I'm no stranger! I do not want another scrape!
- F: I will not leave this shelf unless you walk in the snowscape
- >You prepare for attempted rape
- >Now you stand with caution ready, both your fists are quite steady
- >But your breathing is quite thready from the cold of the snowscape
- >You inch your way to the door, carefully watching Fluttershy for
- >Anything, she's such a whore! You carefully plan your escape
- >A quick run for your clothing would make you feel safe!
- F: Honestly, there's no rape!
- >It takes a while, but you dress and slowly leave behind your stress
- >Of Fluttershy and you confess, she may not be after rape
- >You look to her with steady eyes and speak slowly, no disguise
- A: So, all you truly want with me is a day in the snowscape?
- F: Yes, but if I may, do you like "Ice Play", you sexy ape?
- >Fucking Fluttershy, it was rape
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