Under the Sky, Above the Earth and Over My Head

>Night Doctorate of Friendship or How I Learned to Stop Stressing and Embrace the Magic in Equestria

>Be Anon

>You somehow managed to spend one entire day helping Fluttershy move without her once attempting to guess your fetish or molest you

>You feel that this is redeeming of her true nature: Kindness

F: Thanks, Anon, I was so concerned about the recent bunny-boom I had in population

>You see the extra baby bunnies are no safely in other pens and Angel Bunny is set off to the side in his own cage

F: I wouldn't believe that Angel could get 121 other bunnies pregnant in one night. I'll have to start adding a sterilizing agent to the carrots

>Oh, Fluttershy, you sure say wacky things

>You shake her hoof to end the day and she leaves a few bits in your palm

F: It really means a lot to me. I didn't think you'd show up when I left that hastily written note at your door

A: Of course I would, you are still a good friend of mine. Even if we have our... differences

F: I am glad to hear that... hastily written notes wouldn't happen to be...

>You place your hand over her muzzle quickly

A: Fluttershutter, lets keep this magical moment alive, shall we?

>She nods and tries to say something

>You smile and quickly make haste from her cottage

>Being trapped this far from town with Fluttershy is probably the worst thing you could do

>A few minutes of walking and your stomach growls

>Well, you have a few bits on hand

>You decide to go to Ponyville and see if there's a restaurant open this late

>You arrive to see the town mostly quiet

>One small building catches your attention with a lantern in the window

A: Oh... I can't remember ever seeing that place open in the day

>You wander closer and look inside

>It seems mellow enough

>Some ponies are sitting at a stool, drinking cider, presumably

>Others are play what looks like billiards and darts

>A small piano is sitting idly in a corner

>You shrug and decide to go in

>The moment you enter the threshold, all eyes are on you

>You scoff, puff up your chest and stride to the bar

>Mutters follow you, but you pay little heed

Bar Keep: What can I get ya, human?

>You don't like his tone, but what else can you do?

A: Something strong... and something green

>He slides a shot-glass full of something bright orange down to you and a piece of celery

>The bar keep chuckles

BK: Drink up, boy...

>You feel the patron's staring you down, time to impress them

>You take the shot-glass and chug the contents in a minute

>You slam the glass down because all old movies have taught you to do this, stop over thinking, jeez!

>The fluid burns from your throat to your gut and your eyes water

>The barkeeper chuckles again and the mood seems to lighten

>Success! You probably shaved a year off your life, but you have found a measurable amount of recognition

>You spend the better part of the night and even make a few new friends here

>All these good times come to a dramatic end when -she- walks in

>Patrons move to either side and clear a path for the pegasus

>Her chromatic mane and pert wings signal the end of whatever good time you may have had

>Rainbow Dash has arrive and makes a beeline to you

RD: Whoa, Anon? I had no idea you came to this hole

A: Eh, first time, actually. I was just about to go though

>You go to stand and a powerful hoof pins you back down

RD: What's the rush? I just got here

>She smiles, baring her shiny teeth

RD: Yo, Moe, two shots down here! The usual!

>Rainbow calls to the barkeeper and he responds faster than you thought his old body could

>She snatches one cup and gulps it down

>Her wings brush against you as her face burns red from the drink

RD: Take it, Anon, on me

>You accept her kindness and take a quick gulp

>This is the same horror you first had to drink

>Your mind aches as you think Rainbow Dash lives on this stuff

RD: That's pure, red fractostratus with orange cumulous... stuff's so potent, it's not sold in Cloudsdale anymore. Sucks I have to come all the way here for it...

>You look at Rainbow carefully

>Her nose has a bandage over it and her left wing is a little scuffed

A: Rough day of training, I take it?

RD: Huh? Oh, you mean this thing?

>She points to her nose

RD: Spun out on a dive, no big deal. I just gotta turn faster next time

A: I do admire your unbreakable spirit

>Twilight would often joke that Rainbow Dash was more likely to break every bone in her body and still have the will to try again

A: Other than this... drink... what brings you here?

RD: Oh, I got a letter from Fluttershy earlier. She needed my help with something or whatever. I came by and saw you working the gig instead, so I took a nap

A: Oh, yeah, bunnies...

RD: I figured it was something easy enough. She also ordered a snow cloud for tonight. Beats me though

A: A snow cloud? How does one order that?

RD: Just gotta talk to yours truly

>Rainbow patted a hoof to her chest

A: I'll remember that, but I should be going... I have... things to do tomorrow

RD: Pfft, I hear ya. Cloud busting at 6AM... who even wakes up that early to see clouds?

>You shrug and attempt to leave again

>As you exit, you hear the sound of hooves behind you

>Rainbow Dash is following you closely

>She's such a bully to you sometimes, you can only hope she's feeling generous today

RD: So, Anon... you got any plans for tonight?

>Her words are a little slurred

RD: 'Cause I don't feel like headin' back ju~st yet *hic*

>You hold out your hand

A: Give me your keys, Rainboom... you're too drunk to fly

RD: I don't have any keys

>She looks crossed with you for a moment

A: Well, you should take a rest until you sober up. Do you always drink so much?

>She flies into your face and you step back

RD: I' m not drunk, you're drunk! ... And kind of cute...

>You already know where this is going

>You're too genre-savvy for this shit!

>You make a mad dash for all that cash around the outside of the bar

>Rainbow Dash flies in a little zigzag as she chases you

A: Rainbro, don't be like this! You'll only regret it!

>Hot damn, the alcohol is making your vision blurry

>All this excitement is pumping blood faster, in turn, making the alcohol course through you

RD: Aww, come on, Anon. I was just messin' with you. I won't do nothing you wouldn't like

A: I've heard that before!

>You keep running

>You see the rainbow trail close behind

RD: I promise I won't even bite you... hehe, if you're good enough

>You don't know if this is a sexy threat or a regular one... best not to find out

>You throw yourself in an alley way and hide behind a barrel

>You've learned from years of video games that barrels are the best place to hide

>Rainbow Dash flies by and you see her after-burn disappear

>Success again!

RD: Whoa, nice moves. I didn't know you were so agile

A: Ah ha, I am full of surprises, Rainbow...

>You turn to see she is right behind you!

>Oh, dear, sweet mercy!

>You go to run, but Rainbow pins you

RD: Why are you fussin' so much, Anon? Anyp0ny would be honoured to have me on top

>I see why they call her, "Top Cunt" now... yes...

A: Look, Dashie, you're drunk and not thinking right. What would ponies say if they catch you doing me?

>She stops grinding your pelvis for a moment and puts a hoof to her mouth

>She smiles and leans closely to you

RD: I think I'd like to see me riding you. You know how scared other ponies are that a predator is living in town?

>Her thighs are moving of their own accord now

RD: yeah, so many scared, little ponies talk about the big, bad human. It's almost sickening how nice you are and they just don't know

A: Well, I am glad to know that you don't think I am a monster...

RD: Ut, ut, don't put words in my mouth. You'd have to be a monster to not want my body

>She whispers slowly

RD: Don't you know everyp0ny wants to cum inside Rainbow Dash?

>Her tongue traces your eyes and she breathes a hot, wet breath in your face

>The smell of alcohol is strong enough to pickle an egg

A: Dashington, what would I have to do to make you stop this right now?

RD: Today's been a rough day, Anon. I don't think I can end it gently now

>She's not trying to undo your pants

>Maybe she's just trying to bully you after all?

RD: I admit, you're tougher than I thought after all. You won't get hard just from this alone

>Oh, she was waiting. How considerate

>Rainbow puts a hoof under your head and lifts you slightly

>Her muzzle comes down and her lips lock onto your own

>Her tongue overpowers you and takes control

>You can't do a thing against Rainbow's powerful kiss

>You feel that this may awaken the kraken

>Boner, no! What are you doing?!

>Assuming direct control

>No, Boner! No!

>You can't believe how hard you are right now

>Rainbow breaks the kiss and smiles

RD: Nop0ny's ever been able to stay soft with that trick

>She wipes her muzzle and bounces against your strained crotch

RD: I think you're ready... but, I wanna be sure you know your place...

>Dash smiles wickedly at you as she drags her hot body from your groin to your chin

RD: ~Boop, ~boop, ~boop... come on, I know you know what to do

>Her sex bumps into your chin, you get the picture

>You whimper and give Rainbow what she wants

RD: Oh, yeah, that's the spot... you're tongues way soft! How do you get it like that?

>You mumble with a mouthful of Rainbow goo

>Rainbow Dash lightly smacks your head

RD: It's rude to talk with your mouth full. Jeez, you think you'd have more manners

>This wicked harpy is going down for that

>You bury your tongue into her and feel for her softest parts

>A few "oohs" and "aahs" gets you just where you want to be

RD: O-OK, Anon, now for the real fun

A: Oh no you don't

>You muffle

>You wrap your arms tightly to her thighs and grind her into your waiting mouth

>Rainbow melts for a moment before trying to pull away

>Your expert cleaning skills have her body on the edge

>Even her wings don't have the strength to pull her away

>Rainbow gives in as her marehood falters

>Her hooves clasp to your head, begging to go deeper

>You oblige and straighten your tongue to a thick, silky point

RD: Oh~!

>Rainbow Dash squeaks before gushing her lewd fluids into your mouth and over your face

>You choke in surprise as you try to swallow and breath

>You feel like you should have followed those swimming lesson Kira gave you more closely

>When the lusty mare's urges are finally sated, she climbs off you

RD: Fwooh... Now that was a work out...

>You lay in place

RD: I didn't think you'd be so reckless and just grab me... I kind of like you more, Anon. You definitely earned some respect for taking the bull by the horns

>Eh, mare by the legs, but whatever

A: So... are we done?

RD: Oh, definitely for now... I haven't had a good, full body, wing stretchin', leg shakin' orgasm in months. I really don't think I can last that long ever again! So, I'm thinking we meet at your place in like a week? Maybe three days...

A: Rainbow, I'm flattered that you enjoyed my tongue so much... but, we can't be...

RD: If -we- can't, then -who- can? Fluttershy? She's told me all about how hard you are to get

>You look over Rainbow quizzically

A: Is -that- the reason you had to try?

RD: Oh yeah, you know how I like a good challenge

>Dash shadow boxes and flitters on her wings to punctuate her point

RD: But, hey! Don't sell yourself short, Anon. I've been thinking about trying you out for a while now. You can't think I'm the only mare in town who wants to try the, "carnivore"

A: Oh disgusting! Is that really my nickname?

RD: Nah, but it's basically what's attracting everyp0ny. I even heard Twilight said she'd like to get "closer examination" on human fizz... fizzlo... fizzolgee...

A: "Physiology?"

RD: Yeah, that egghead word! So, like I'm tellin' ya, and I'm only tellin' ya so you make the right move and spend lots of time with me, you can expect lots of other mares to try to get you in, on and around them

A: Ugh, come on, you can't be serious? This is like the premise of a bad anime. Surely, Applejack is sensible in all this?

RD: Old honest pony? Nope, she flat-out told me that if Fluttershy got you and said you did a good job, then she would give you a try. By the way, Applejack likes the rope... like, a -lot-

A: I almost can't believe you're telling me this... it's all so sudden?

RD: Pfft, not my fault you can't take a hint when mares give it... I figured it was just like humans?

A: What are the mares doing that suppose to tip me off?

RD: Jeez, swishing their tails at you? Giving you all these baked goods? tell me you noticed that even Pinkie Pie giggles at your jokes?

A: Oh, come on! I thought all of that was just ponies being nice?!

>Rainbow shakes her head at you

RD: Nice? Anon, when is anyp0ny just "nice" for no reason? I'm only warning you about everyp0ny because I think you'll see I'm the best and you'll put your little stallion in me first

>Dash taps a hoof to your crotch

RD: Anyhow... I'm starting to come off the alcohol high... and the orgasm... so, I'm taking off for the night. We should do this again soon. Like I said, your house is way more comfy. I know you have at least that red couch to lay on

>You cover your face with you hands and shake back and forth

>This news is terrible!

>It's awful!

>It's... it's... it's the start of a new series of wildly implausible events!

>As Rainbow Dash flies off with a smile plastered to her smug face, you lay and think

>Pinkie Pie... Applejack... Twilight Sparkle... Dash and Rarity... all of them are going to be acting like

>Fucking Fluttershy!