- >Day Tangled Up in Blue in Equestria
- >Be Rainbow Dash the Loyal
- >You have plotted all night for this
- >Today, you will get Anon's attention and he will see that you are the best mare for him
- >You smile at your appearance and groom your mane carefully
- >You tumble from your home in the clouds and spread your wings into the early morning
- >Flying is first nature to you as you unfurl your wings into the wild blue yonder
- >Soaring along, you keep away from any clouds that might get in the way
- >You would hate to get on the ground covered in mist and dew
- >Anon's house appears along the ground and you push onward
- >You commit yourself to proving why you are the most awesome pegasus ever!
- >Be Anon the Oblivious
- >You wake up beside Applejack and rub your face
- >A small light shines in from a window above the bed
- >Morning has come surprisingly quickly
- >You look over to the sleeping Applejack and sigh happily
- >Her mane shines like gold in the morning light
- >You just love it when she lets it hang out... her mane, that is
- >Sneaking to the door, you peek around the corner
- >Only head exposed
- >No one is in the hallway yet and you resolve to reach the bathroom unnoticed
- >The floorboards creak under your weight and you cringe
- >Big Mac comes up from the stairwell to see you creeping along
- BM: Mornin', Anon... sleep good?
- A: Oh, hello, Big Mac... yes... I slept rather nicely
- BM: Ah'm surprised, really. Sounded like AJ was keepin' ya up from mah room
- >He narrows his eyes at you
- >Now is the time to use your incredible knowledge and excellent verbal skills to diffuse the situation
- A: Y-you too!
- >Oh, that wasn't right at all
- >You hear a familiar voice echo across space
- >L: Good morning, Anonymous
- A: Oh, not you too...
- >Big Mac looks around with surprise on his face
- BM: Wha?
- A: Not you, I meant... something or other... I need to pee
- >You race to the bathroom and close the door
- >Why don't they have a lock on anything in this place?
- >Regardless, you find the nerve to tinkle
- >What a relief that first morning pit stop is
- >L: Anon, we need to speak to you this morning
- >As if I could block you out... what is it?
- >L: We have been listening to your sleep patterns and piece the shapes of your dreams together and we feel we have been... less than hospitable to you
- >I could not agree more!
- >You finish up and wash your hands and face in the sink
- >L: We should have released your body sooner with Kindness. We see that you truly care for Honesty in a way that brings us such sentiment. The entire night you slept, our minds were at peace and a deep sensation of happiness encompassed our being
- >Good, you should be my warden if you're going to also be my executioner
- >L: That was also a bit too hard from us. We did not mean to be so... what's the word? Abrasive?
- >Heart attacks -are- rather rough for my kind... good word
- >L: We detect sarcasm and scorn. Fair enough!
- >You walk from the bathroom and down the stairs while putting your clothes on properly
- >I do have a question for you though, if you'd be so kind
- >L: No need to ask. We can feel your curiosity. Yes, the elements will bend to our will without hesitation. It is encoded into each element to be faithful to the throne
- >So... is there a possibility that I could change their loyalties?
- >L: Not in the slightest! You can cause them enough distance to inhibit their power. Celestia and us combined could still unite them, albeit against their will and their powers would be greatly reduced
- A: Hmm, interesting... well, I suppose that is reason enough to strive for friendship?
- Granny Smith: What's this 'bout 'friendship' now?
- >You snap back to reality as best you can
- A: Oh, uh, nothing! Friendship is great
- GS: Darn tootin'! Why, did Ah ever tell yer 'bout the time me an mah friends placed the ol' stick-ball? Ah was the best at hittin' the apple clear cross the field! We always used apples! That's why we called it, "Apple battin'!"
- >You nod, half listening to the ramblings of the old mare
- GS: Yew gonna buck apples today, deary?
- A: Oh, yes... yes, I would love to
- GS: Well, good fer ya'! Jus' grab some grub b'fore headin' out
- >You spy a delicious looking waffle covered in hot apple crumb and snatch it from the plate
- >Stuffing it in your mouth, you savor the wonderful flavors and the warm feeling in your stomach
- >L: We greatly enjoy the tastes you experience. 'Tis a new perspective on such familiar foods!
- >Working, no time for your voyeurism
- >L: We shall be here to answer any thought that may come to mind
- >You try your best to ignore Luna and head outside
- >Manual labor has proven to be therapeutic before
- >Working your body as hard as possible gives your mind time to sit and not think
- >You grab the first barrel you find from yesterday's harvest and carry it to the barn
- >You do this again and again until there are no immediate barrels left
- >It must be a little past sunrise now as you see Applejack gallop from her home
- AJ: Anon! Ah was wonderin' where ya' went
- A: Just working this morning. I haven't done this in a so long
- AJ: Well, shucks, ya' beat us all out here today
- >Big Mac steps from the barn with a yawn and smacks his lips
- >You see him head to a large wagon and hitch himself
- A: Wanted to give back to you after all the great things you did while staying with me
- AJ: Aww, ain't nothin' much
- >She playfully nudges your side and you stumble a bit
- A: Horsing around this early? Hihi
- >You smile widely and grab an empty barrel
- AJ: Why don't we fill up some together?
- >You nod and proceed to a heavy tree
- >Applejack rears up and kicks from her hips
- >The tree shakes hard and apples pour down on you
- >A reflex over takes you and you manage to catch nearly every apple
- >You bring this back and grab another empty barrel
- >An hour or so passes before you start to slow a bit
- AJ: Sun's gettin' high. We should grab a bite fer lunch
- >You never deny good food and a cup of delicious cider
- A: I'll meet you in the kitchen after I drop this barrel off to Big Mac
- >Applejack nods and trots lightly towards the house
- >You heft the barrel to your side and begin crossing the acreage
- >Be Rainbow Dash hiding on a nearby cloud
- >After searching for Anon all over town and at Fluttershy's cottage, you finally come to Sweet Apple Acres
- >You see Anon helping Big Mac lift apples onto his wagon
- >Jeez, Anon rather be forced to buck apples than hang out with the coolest mare in town?
- >You decide Anon doesn't know what 'fun' is
- >You need to get to Anon, but you have to get him without Applejack butting in
- >Idea!
- >Swooping low, you fly into a nearby tree
- A: Great work so far. Going to get some lunch. Do you want something, Big Mac?
- BM: Nope!
- A: Just take it easy out here, man! Keep up your fluids and all that!
- >Anon begins to walk away
- >Now's your chance!
- >You call out to Anon in a hushed voice
- RD: Psst! Anon!
- >Be Anon
- >Is that tree talking to you? The heat must be getting to you
- RD: Com'ere! Fast!
- >You walk under the tree and see Rainbow Dash looking down from the branches
- A: Oh... it's you...
- RD: I know, right? Pretty great seeing me again, yeah?
- A: "Great" is not the first word that comes to mind
- >L: 'Tis such a harsh word for Loyalty, we think
- RD: Aww, come on. You're not mad at me for that night at the bar still, right?
- A: I am speaking to you if only to maintain civility
- RD: Well, what if I promised that I won't make you eat me out again?
- A: What makes you think I'd even give you the chance to make that mistake twice?
- RD: Come off it, Anon! You know you loved it! What pony wouldn't be honored to taste -me-?
- >You scoff and walk off towards Applejack's place
- >You feel Rainbow Dash hovering close behind you
- RD: OK! Alright! I am sorry! That's not why I was looking for you anyways
- >You walk a little slower if only to hear the cyan monster out
- RD: That night wasn't my best decision, but there's not reason we still can't be friends!
- >You process the thought over and smile
- >This might just make your task easier
- >You stop and turn to Rainbow
- A: Fine, if only because you said it first. I will accept your friendship and allow you a sliver of forgiveness
- >L: It is interesting to see how you say one thing and feel completely different
- >It's called, "lying". I thought you knew all about that?
- >L: Oh yes, we do... you just do it with so much misery in your spirit. 'Tis almost depressing
- >You play an annoying song in your head to try and drown out Luna's rambling
- RD: Awesome, now lets go! I got to show you this cool spot to hang out at!
- A: Slow down now, Dashie. I am still working with Applejack
- RD: What's the big deal? Applejack loves bucking apples alone! You should really come with me today
- >You feel Rainbow Dash grab you by your collar and yank you lightly towards her
- >You pull back quickly and turn in place
- A: Look, you! You want this -friendship- to happen? You better start being a -friend-
- RD: I am! I know you'd have so much fun at this awesome spot! There's a great swimming hole and a tire swing and everything!
- >Rainbow loops in the air to emphasize the "fun" you could be having
- A: Fine, why don't we invite Applejack along with us? I am sure she'd enjoy having some fun
- >Dash snorts hard and looks away from you
- RD: If -she's- there, I can't... you won't... ugh, lets just go together!
- A: What's you're problem with Applejack?
- RD: Nothing! Applejack's fine, she's my friend and I like her! It's just...
- A: What? Just what?
- RD: She's... she's... she always takes any stallion I try to get close to!
- >Rainbow's eyes open wide in shock and she covers her mouth
- >You take a moment to consider this information
- A: Are you... jealous of Applejack?
- RD: No! Why would I be jealous of -her-! I am faster, stronger, and way cooler than some workaholic pony who can't even have fun!
- >Dash turns away from you and crosses her hooves over her chest
- RD: I thought I wanted to spend the day with you and we could be -cool-, but if all you want to do is work, well then, who needs you?! I can't believe I let you suck me off!
- >You are fairly confused at this outburst and can't tell where she's mad at you and where she's mad at Applejack
- >L: Anonymous... Loyalty has always been hotheaded. it is how she shows her affection
- >These ponies will drive me to drink. I swear to you!
- A: Look... Rainbro... lets be sensible. I promised to help Applejack and I am -loyal- to my word. Later on, however... maybe we can... go to your -awesome- swimming hole
- >Rainbow perks up without turning to you
- RD: Do you... really mean that?
- A: Yes, as a friend. We can spend friendly, platonic time with each other
- >Rainbow finally turns and looks at you with a smile on her face
- >She quickly hugs you and floats away into the clouds
- >Did I do the right thing?
- >L: We are not sure... your conflicted emotions are interrupting our rational thoughts
- >You make your way to Applejack's home and finally get some lunch
- >Applejack and you finish out the day as the sun meets the horizon
- AJ: Woo, doggy! What'a day! Jus' like ol' time's sake
- >Applejack nuzzles up to you and you run a tired hand down her back
- >Her sweaty fur parts in your hand and you chuckle lightly at the feeling
- AJ: Ah definitely need a bath after all this
- >Her tail rubs your thigh and her lidded eyes stare up at you
- >Those green eyes pull you in and shred your emotional walls
- >Seeing this astonishing mare brings you such bliss that you scarcely care how much life has changed
- AJ: Hey, Anon... what're ya' thinkin' 'bout right now?
- >You smile and take AJ's hat quickly
- >You place it on your head and smile wider
- A: I was thinking about how much luck I must have to have such a wonderful friend
- AJ: Aww, shucks... Ah think yer full'a apple pie ta' be sayin' such sweet things
- >Applejack knocks you to your rump and stands over you
- A: Feisty, are we?
- AJ: Ya' ever make love under the stars?
- >You think about it for a moment
- >L: We have only ever made love in such a way!
- >Ah! get out of my head, you witch!
- AJ: Ya' alright, sugarcube?
- A: Oh, yes... just something on my mind! Or nothing... nothing on my mind!
- AJ: Yer cute when yer flustered...
- >Applejack moves her face close to you
- >That wonderful, musky smell laced with a hint of apple sends a shiver down your spine
- >You reach out and kiss her softly
- >No tongue... only love now...
- >L: We have been in many pony's heads, but this is the first time we have ever felt such enthusiasm for another's kiss
- >You are -ruining- this for me
- >L: Stay endearing just a little while longer... we shall bask in this tingling sensation in silence
- >The voice fades and you finally get to enjoy your kiss
- >You part slowly with barely a sound between the both of you
- A: Mmm, how do you do that?
- >You flutter while looking into her eyes
- AJ: Ah'm more than jus' a one-trick pony
- >L: We do hate to interrupt, however, we should remind you of your engagement with Loyalty
- >You are right this time... but, Applejack...
- >L: We feel... exactly how you ache... we shall resist the temptation as should you...
- A: AJ... today was great, but I need to go home tonight and scrub the stench from my clothes
- >Applejack nuzzles into you and sniffs loudly
- >Her eyes flitter and she sighs
- AJ: Ah reckon ya' smell jus' right
- >She pulls her hat back onto her head
- A: Lets get together tomorrow and I'll treat you to a fine meal at Cafe Giara. Just you and I, no distractions and after all that... well, why not my place? Bed's too big for just one body
- >You flash your predatory smile at her
- >Applejack blushes and nods in silent agreement
- >You break away from her and head out into the setting sun
- >After a few minutes of walking, you hear the swish of something swift in the air
- >You turn to see the blue blur of Rainbow Dash
- RD: Finally! I thought you two were just about to eat each other's face off!
- A: Nice to see you too...
- RD: Anyways, like I said earlier, this place is really awesome and I go here all the time when I just want to get away from all my problems
- >You follow Rainbow out of Sweet Apple Acres and across a section of Ponyville you have never really been to
- A: Are we almost there? I am a little tired...
- RD: Oh, yeah, it's not much further ahead! We're looking for some tall reeds
- >You walk carefully in the darkness now and await the moon to illuminate the sky again
- RD: Oh, right here! Come on, slow poke!
- >You stumble through a gathering of tall reeds and come upon a small hot spring
- >The steam drifts into the cool air and your aching bones sing to you their weariness
- RD: What'd I tell you? Isn't this awesome? Nop0ny knows about it
- A: It does look wonderful... I could use a relaxing bath...
- >You smile and move close to the edge
- >Rainbow Dash darts to you and holds you back
- RD: Where do you think you're going?
- A: In... the spring?
- RD: Not like that! I know all about what happens when you clothes get wet
- >You suddenly feel that this was a convoluted attempt at rape
- >L: Give Loyalty the benefit of the doubt
- >Go to sleep, Luna!
- RD: I... I could help you... if you want...
- >You glare at Rainbow with sharp eyes
- >She floats backwards to give you space
- A: Turn around...
- RD: What? Why?
- A: Because I asked you kindly
- >Dash spins in place and pouts to herself
- >You slip off most of your clothing save for your boxers and slide into the pool
- A: There we are... oh yes~
- >Your body forgives you after the long day
- >Rainbow hovers above you for a moment before bending down to meet your face
- RD: Pretty awesome, huh?
- A: I will admit it is... so relaxing
- RD: Best part is it's free and never closes. Yep, we could hang out her all night if we want to
- >You sink in your spot and let the warm water caress every aching muscle
- >Closing your eyes, you drift casually in your mind
- >So warm and comforting
- >The sound is so soothing
- >That wondrous feeling of a fuzzy body pressed up against your...
- >You open your eyes to see Rainbow Dash pressed against your side
- A: Dashie... what are you doing?
- RD: Oh... I was, uh... trying to rub your back?
- >You eye her over once and she fidgets nervously
- A: Look, Dash... I appreciate this... all of this. It was nice of you to show me this spot and even recoup our friendship, but you have to understand that I don't want to be physical with you
- RD: Puh... fwhh... that's not fair!
- >Rainbow Dash doesn't leave from your side
- RD: You had sex with Fluttershy just yesterday! She told me all about it!
- A: That was mostly against my will...
- RD: I was hoping if I was nice you would just do it like with Applejack
- A: Dash, I did not start a relationship with Applejack out of the clear blue. We spent a lot of time together
- RD: All you two ever did was work! Applejack is a boring pony who never has fun! It's always apples, apples, work, apples!
- A: That is not true... she has a different attitude entirely outside of work
- RD: Well... she never shows it! I am so much fun to be with, Anon...
- >Rainbow kisses your shoulder
- RD: I mean it... you'd have the best time ever
- >Dash's hooves run down your tired chest
- A: Don't go any further
- RD: But, I know you want it... me... I'll do everything for you... to you...
- >Rainbow Dash kisses your collar bone and up your neck
- >L: We did not foresee this from Loyalty
- >Really? You really didn't? Well, help me here! My body is totally falling apart!
- >L: We are formulating an idea...
- RD: Anon... just love me... I can be Applejack tonight...
- >She slides around the water and sits in your lap
- >Her wings wrap around you and she pulls herself close to your body
- RD: You know I really like you... yeah? I thought about this... I even rubbed one out thinking about you...
- >Your hands are limp at your sides from weariness
- >Luckily, not even your crotch is responding
- RD: Come on... please? Grab my flank... you can... you can do what ever you want to me... I won't stop you... you could... you could even touch my wings... but, be gentle if you do that...
- >Dash tries to grind into you lap with little response
- >Your face is twisted with fear and anger as Rainbow tries her best to seduce you
- A: This isn't fun... I am not having any fun with you...
- >Her body stops almost immediately
- RD: W-what are you talking about? I'm loads of fun... I am more fun than Pinkie even! I-I'll prove it! Name one fun thing and I'll do it!
- A: Fun things to do with friends are talk or dance or watch movies. Friends wouldn't trick someone into having sex. Friends would listen to each other...
- >L: Oh! We have an idea now! We will assume direct control while you recover your psyche!
- >You're doing what?
- >L: Sleep, Anon... we shall take the dire situation up ourselves!
- >Your eyes close as you slip into a sudden slumber
- >Be Princess Luna the Body Snatcher
- >You open Anon's eyes and look through them
- >The blue gaze of your eyes shine through and cover up Anon's natural eye color
- >This body feels... unusually heavy by pony standards
- L: Loyalty! We command you to stop your futile efforts!
- >Dash looks into your face
- RD: P-P-Princess Luna! What are you doing inside Anon?!
- L: Anon has been rendered comatose! We shall take his shell back to his home now!
- >You stand up and fumble on two legs
- >Oh... how does he do this?
- L: We shall sit for a spell as we become acquainted with our motor skills!
- >Loyalty is laying in your lap and you feel a tremendous warmth inside you
- >Her silky fur is pressing against your bare flesh... quite an amazing experience
- L: Now, we shall attempt to leave again. Fare-thee-well, Rainbow Dash!
- >You stand up again only to fall onto your back with half your body in the water and half out
- >This is really hard
- >You lift your head to see Rainbow Dash floating above you
- RD: Do you know how to work that thing?
- L: Of course! 'Tis an easy vessel to command! We are just... tired, yes~!
- >A: Luna! Give me back my body before you break it!
- >Anonymous! Why are you not resting?
- >A: This isn't helping! I am not mentally tired!
- >Your eyes catch a glimpse of Rainbow Dash's wet marehood and you are overcome with male feelings
- >A: Oh hell no! Stop looking, Luna! You don't know how to be me!
- >Anonymous... is this... the true feeling of love?
- >A: No, you horny fiend!
- >Are you certain? We feel our fondness rising
- >Your maleness stands at attention and you fumble your new human hand to it
- >An inexperienced squeeze makes you coo
- RD: What are you doing, Princess?
- L: Y-your princess loves you very m-much. You should love us as well!
- >A: Luna! Do -not- use my body to get yourself off! I will destroy you!
- >But, Anonymous... this dirty appendage is too convincing!
- >A: Snap out of it!
- RD: I love you, Princess Luna... but, how does Anon feel about this?
- >A: Tell her to DIAF and give me back my damn body!
- L: He is screaming for your body on his! Truly! Ah~, help your princess!
- RD: I knew he couldn't resist me! I am too awesome to say "no" too
- >With lightning speed, Rainbow Dash exposes your sex and takes you in her mouth
- L: Oh~! This feeling... we are at your mercy!
- >Dash sucks from base to tip with relative ease thanks to her muzzle
- >A: Luna... Luna! Stop her!
- >We can't feel your toes...
- >You drool as Dash deep throats your new body
- >Within moments, you feel a full-blown male orgasm and rock your human pelvis with great force
- >Your rod pops free from her mouth and sprays a thick, juicy glob of crème across her muzzle and in her rainbow mane
- L: By... the... heavens... Anon... this is... incredible!
- RD: Forgive me saying so, Princess, but Anon should last longer than that...
- >A: Stop using me like this!
- >Yes... we will be vesting control back to...
- >A: Oh, hell! That feeling!
- RD: I want to make my Princess happy...
- >Rainbow Dash inserts you as quickly as she can
- L: Oh~! L-Loyalty! Your princess adores this!
- >Anon can do nothing save for watching you use his body in this lewd manner
- >You spear Rainbow Dash onto your mighty shaft a dozen times before filling her belly
- L: Aah~... yes~... such an amplified experience... woo~
- >A: Are you quite done yet?
- >We do apologize, Anonymous
- >A: Yes, I am sure you do... now, give me back my body
- >We shall do so... for we need a nap after such excursions...
- >Be Anon
- >You "awaken" to see Rainbow Dash glued to your member
- A: Luna is really bad at planning...
- RD: Oh... Anon... you're back... did you feel it?
- A: Not even a little
- >You quickly slide Rainbow off your spent body and drop her to the ground
- >She just lays there, panting like a wanton harlot as Luna's handy work leaks from her crotch
- RD: Oh, I was hoping you would... I want you to see how good I am
- A: I don't know -why- you mares think sex is the end-all-be-all of a relationship... I am getting too genre savvy for this tripe!
- >You gather your clothing and stomp off in the rough direction of you home
- >You keep learning how much control Luna can have over you at any moment and worry
- >What will keep her influence at bay... what could stop her?
- >You feel the symbols on your chest twist a bit and see the thunderbolt grow slightly
- >Still smaller than the butterfly, but larger than before
- >You think you will have to find a way to keep Rainbow Dash happy and not keep unloading into every mare you need to befriend
- >Ugh, this could have all been avoid if not for
- >Fucking Fluttershy!