Under the Sky, Above the Earth and Over My Head II

>Day My Little Anon Can't Be This Cute in Equestria

>Be Anon

>Awake to a glorious sunrise

>Hop into your shower to wash the filthy, shameful masturbation away

>You put your face into the curtain of water and emerge slowly

>Transcendence!

>Feeling renewed, you hop out and dance about the bathroom in the buff

>You towel yourself down and slip into your suit

>A quick glance in the mirror confirms that you are a sexy devil

>You consider the implications

>Implying you don't know what the mares are clamoring about

>A tapping at your window catches your attention

>It's Fluttershy this fine morning

>You point to the door and meet her by the threshold

F: Oh, hello, Anon... how are you this morning?

A: I am OK, you?

F: Oh, I am fine. Thank you for asking

A: So, what brought you all this way?

F: Well, to be honest... two things. First, Anon, is Loyalty your fetish?

A: No and... what?

F: Rainbow told me about how you two went out last night... and... and... how you two...

>Fluttershy leans in closely

F: How you two knock hooves

A: Absurd! We did not do anything crazy. At least, I didn't do anything crazy. Rainboom tried to rape me!

F: That's not how she told it... she talked about kissing and -feeling- you

>You see Fluttershy blushing furiously

>Is it embarrassing her to talk about her friends in this manner?

 A: Look, FlutterButter, I can assure you that it wasn't my finest moment. However, I did -not- put [spoiler]you-know-what[/spoiler] in [spoiler]you-know-where[/spoiler]

>Fluttershy covers her face and pushes her head to the dirt

F: Don't be so lewd, Anon. Um, please?

A: What? I spoiler'ed it and everything!

F: It's just too lewd for me

>Fluttershy's bottom wiggles about

A: So... I guess you'll leave now and plot your next guess?

>Fluttershy quickly gets to her hooves

F: Oh, heavens no! I need to protect you, Anon

A: Say whaaaaaa~

>You go on like this for a moment

F: Oh, of course. I never want any of my animal friends to be harmed if I know I can help it

A: Excuse me? Animal friends?

F: Oh, I mean... not like... a pony... type... animal

>Fluttershy squeaks an apology

A: Never mind. What is really interesting me is how you think you can protect and how you think that I will allow you to be close enough to protect me after all the insane things you've done?

F: Oh... well, I was thinking we could let bygones be bygones? What do you say, friend?

>Fluttershy extends a hoof in a mock handshake

A: I would say you're up to something... but, if you aren't...

F: Oh, don't worry, Anon. I remember that politeness isn't your fetish

>She seems genuinely concerned

>You shake and look sternly into her eyes

>You invite Fluttershy in against your better judgment to discuss her plans

A: Now, tell me. What do you think you can do to stop the other mares from making me their plaything?

F: Well, I will certainly explain to them why you don't want a relationship with them. The girls would have to listen to reason

A: Uh-huh... reason... any other ideas?

F: Oh, well, I could fly over you all day and warn you if I see trouble?

A: That seems a little more "stalker" than I feel comfortable with

F: Oh, dear... I see... um, how about you make me your mare?

>Her eyes flicker and a small smile plays across her face

F: It would make sense, um, you see? If you smell like me, other ponies would see that you're already taken... and they wouldn't pursue you

>You give Fluttershy your best deadpan stare

A: So, in order to not be raped, I must just declare myself a horse-fucker?

>Fluttershy covers her ears and blushes

F: Anon, you're so lewd

>She twitches around on the couch before regaining what passes for "decency"

F: I am sorry, but I do really want to help you. I even promised myself to be on my best behavior for this

>You hold your hand up to silence her for the moment

A: I really, really don't understand what you are all finding so appealing in me. There are at least a dozen stallions you can harass. What's the deal?

F: Oh... well, if you're asking what -my- fetish is... other ponies make me too nervous and stallions are so... big... down there

>Fluttershy blushes

>You take a bit of offense, yet you certainly understand that you are smaller by comparison

F: When I first saw you and I learned you're smart, well, it became so obvious that we were meant for each other

A: Well, I've heard worse reasons to want someone. What makes you think you'd even enjoy doing something like that with me?

F: Oh... I never really thought about that... I could learn to like it?

>Fluttershy bats her eyes at you and smirks

A: I've never been this close to the criminally insane before. It's very enlightening

>Fluttershy gives a little smile and bobs her head

A: Fluttershy, I...

>You hear a knock at your door

>The plot thickens?

>You open the door to see Rainbow Dash hover around

RD: Hey, Anon! Just wanted to see you this morning. I was thinking about yesterday and wanted to...

>Rainbow Dash spots Fluttershy just behind you

RD: What is -she- doing here?

>Dash points to Fluttershy and scowls

A: Fluttershy came to make amends with me for all the almost-rape she attempted. Fluttershy is a -nice- pony and a -kind- friend

>Rainbow takes in everything you're saying

>She laughs a bit and holds her gut

RD: I can't believe Fluttershy tricked you like that! Classic sad eyes and frowny-face?

>Fluttershy puffs out her chest

F: That's enough, Rainbow Dash. I really am sorry for what I did and I really don't want to see Anon get hurt with all your... your... horseplay!

>You look at Fluttershy

>For the first time, you don't wish she was being held prisoner by bunnies

RD: Oh, come off it! Everyp0ny knows you want Anon's foals more than anyp0ny

>Fluttershy blushes, looks to you and then hides her face

A: Alright, Dashie. You are being too rough right now. What did you even want from me?

RD: Well, I was going to apologize for leaving you the way I did. I was way too drunk and I didn't even finish you off

A: Don't worry, I figured something out

>Rainbow watches your hands move as you talk

RD: Hehe, gross.... So, yeah, we still on for our date?

>Fluttershy quickly speaks up

F: You didn't tell me you made a date with Dash?

A: -I- didn't. Dashie insisted we do the whole... force me into a corner and assault me thing

RD: Now, that simply isn't true, Anon. I was gonna let you have the first swing this time

>Rainbow Dash winks and puckers her lips

>Fluttershy looks absolutely furious

>You need to clear your head for a bit

A: Ladies, I am going for a walk. If I catch either one of you following me... I will be eating flank steak for weeks to come

>You flash your teeth and make an exaggerated chomping motion

>Both fillies look at you and then to each other

>You walk past them and laugh manically

>It is better to be feared than loved

>Machiavelli may have been onto something

>Approximately 30 minutes into your walk, you come upon a small pathway lined with trees

>You believe you heard about this area due to some event the ponies hold here annually

>You stroll along the dense walkway and admire the trees

>The shade is comforting

>You hear the sound of hooves clacking along

>Turning to the noise, you see Applejack trotting along with a large bucket on her back

AJ: Hey, Anon! Fancy seein' you here

>You smile and nod

A: Just taking in the fresh air

AJ: Darn tootin'! Ah'm jus' gettin' back from the market. Woo-doggy, them apples moved quicker than a flat-footed jackrabbit in'a summer storm!

>You imagine this is fast, haven't not seen a jackrabbit yourself

A: Great! Always good to hear good news

AJ: And how?! Wanna head back ta' Sweet Apple Acres with me? Granny's got a fresh pie bakin' off that's jus' beggin' ta' be ate

>Applejack is always so generous

>Though she probably has more money than any other pony you know

>You follow Applejack through the woods and over the hills to Granny's house

AJ: Granny! Look who's come ov'r fer dinner!

GS: Eh, what you say?

>You peak in and wave to Granny Smith

GS: Oh, Anon's here, why didn't ya say so? Let me get'cha a plate, deary

>You sit at the table with Applejack and her family and eat pie

>The pie is so good that it brings tears to your eyes

>The warm slices of fresh apple and the amazing crust leave your mouth watering as you anticipate each bite

A: Granny, this pie is spectacular

GS: Oh, don't try an butter me up, sonny. T'ain't nothin' but an ol' family recipe

>She mumbles as she collects the dishes

AJ: Nothin' like a hot meal after a hard day's work

>Applejack stretches and scratches her back with a hoof

>You nod and hold your warm gullet with both hands

A: I think I should be heading out... it's getting late

>Applebloom looks across the table at you

AB: Aww, but ya didn't even tell us no stories 'bout yer home this time

A: How about I tell you two stories next time?

>Applebloom thinks for a minute before smiling widely

AB: OK! Ah'll get the gang together fer that one!

>Oh boy! An audience

>You wave off Applebloom and Granny as you exit

>Applejack comes around from another door and meets you

AJ: Thank ya kindly fer droppin' by

A: Oh, no, thank you for inviting me and for the delicious meal

AJ: Shucks, Anon, ya know you're always welcome 'round here

A: This has been really nice, actually... you know, I swore things were going to be much more distressing today

AJ: Beg pardon?

A: Oh, I don't know if you've been told, but Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy have been a chore the last few days. Those mares are really mixed up

>Applejack laughs a little

AJ: Oh, yeah, Ah heard all about what ya did ta' Rainbow an' Ah was mighty impressed. She really ain't the type'a gal to kiss-an-tell

>Oh hell, what did you just do?

>Anon, you're such a loud mouth

>Applejack winks at you and slowly moves closer

A: Now, now, Applebottom... I didn't mean to do anything with Dashie. She came onto me

AJ: Oh, that's 'xactly the story Ah heard

>Holy halibut! Applejack knows what a double entendre is!

A: Look, AJ... I am laying down the law right now...

>Applejack raises a hoof to silence you

AJ: Ah ain't like other mares. Ah'm Applejack an' I work fer everythin' Ah got. Ah ain't gonna just hold ya down an' ride ya like Ah know you're wantin' me to. Nope, Ah'm gonna do it the ol' fashion way an' win ya over

>You study the mare's face for a moment

>No noticeable twitches, no scrunching

>This one checks out

A: Well... OK, I am... not sure how to respond! Thank you for being so...

AJ: Honest? That's lil' ol' me!

>You stop and look at Applejack

>No secrets or lies or fetish guessing or espionage

>It really makes you feel

A: Well, because you're doing this in the healthiest way possible, I will not stop you from trying

>Your emotions are locked in turmoil as your mind races with questions

>Can you really fall in love with a pony?

>Do you already have feelings for Applejack?

>How many licks -does- it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop?

A: What about the other girls?

AJ: What about 'em, sugarcube?

>Her confidence is kind of sexy

AJ: Oh, would ya look at that. Princess Luna's workin' hard ta'night

>You look up into the sky to see the stars flickering on and the moon rising overhead

>Applejack races to you and tugs you to follow

>You climb a small hill by a solitary apple tree

>The moon and stars are so close from here that you feel like you could touch them

AJ: Ah always love the light show... it's jus' simple things that really make me happy

>You slump to your rump and cross your legs to watch the stars come to life

>A warm something nudges against you

>You look to Applejack to see her nestled close to you

>No words now, only friendship

>You idly stroke her mane and she gives an approving shiver

A: I can't say I've ever seen the stars this closely before

AJ: You should spend some more time 'round these parts. Country livin' is mighty fine

A: I don't know. I am more of a "city" person, myself

AJ: Ah don't have much'a the "city" in me... but, Ah'd like ta' get some...

>You smile at that horrible, horrible flirting

>As the stars take their place in the sky, you wave to Applejack and take off

>She smiles and turns to head home

A: Looking positive, Anon, looking good. ButterThighs is off your case and Applejack is not going to outright molest you. I think you're gonna be fine!

>Up above in the clouds, a rainbow-mane pegasus is watching you

RD: Ohhh, that goody four-shoes Applejack always has to cheat! I knew I should have sucked Anon off. Boys love it when you do that! Grrr, now I need to work twice as hard to make him mine

>You make it home to find Fluttershy has fallen asleep in your bed

>You kick the bottom of the bed

>Fluttershy jumps up and looks around

F: Oh, Anon! You're home... I was worried about you

A: I see and... wait, is that my tie?

>Fluttershy smiles nervously and tries to loosen it

A: Why were you wearing my tie and sleeping in my bed?

F: If I tell you the truth, you need to promise me not to be angry

A: Why would I be ang-

>You see a wet spot on the bed where Fluttershy had been laying

>You cross your arms and await Fluttershy's story

F: Well, I was attempting to secure your home... and I found this tie you wear... and I started sniffing it... to check for threats? I, um... I ended up lightly choking myself with it while I... I... you know... on the bed

A: Fluttershy... get out

F: Y-yes, Anon

>She flutters to her hooves and makes her way around the corner

A: Fluttershy!

>She squeals and tosses you back your tie before running out the door

>You sigh and remove the bed sheets

>Everything stinks like honey-suckles and tea

>You'll be up for hours now washing your comforter set

>You consider sleeping on the couch for a moment

>You notice a pillow is covering another dark, wet spot

>Fucking Fluttershy!