- >Night We're Going to Have to Work At This Everyday on Earth
- >Be Anonymous the Usher
- >You sweep the isle in your usual diligent manner as the sound of hooves stomping about begins to fade
- >The film projection disappears from the large screen before you and the lights slowly glow brighter
- >By the time you clean the topmost row of seats, the theatre is empty
- >You make your way through the seats as you pick up candy wrappers, discarded soft drink cups, and mop up questionable white stains
- >It is a thankless job, but you do your damnedest to make sure it is accomplished
- >Within the 30 minute window, you see the previews begin to roll on screen again
- >The standard commercials roll by that you have seen a million times before
- >You finish up as some awful ad featuring talking confectioneries begins playing
- >"When your sweet-tooth starts to ache, fix it quick with a malted shake! If your tummy's getting rumbly, grab some crunchy popcorn munchies!"
- >You sigh at the very sight of this terrible animation and begin to pack away your cleaning kit
- >Stashing all your equipment in a corner, you check the time to see that there is only one more screening for a late night movie
- >It is some kind of drama or perhaps a romance movie from the title, but neither one interests you
- >The beauty of a late night movie is that no one, pony or person, in this sleepy town ever comes in
- >You reserve yourself to sitting in the upper rows and relaxing your feet on the opposite chair
- >Tilting your hat downward, you cover your face and attempt to get in a quick nap
- >It is easy to filter out the surrounding noise these days as you snore lightly to yourself
- >The theatre becomes silent for the moment as the commercials end and you hear the faintest sound of hoof beats in the air
- >You quickly look up to see a grey mare trotting up the isle
- >There are 109 seats in this movie theatre, but she decides to sit beside you
- >For a moment, you just look to the mare with a pleasant smile
- >The lights dim and the projector begins rolling again as the movie starts
- >You turn your head casually towards the mare to get a better look at her features without attracting too much attention
- >She is grey in coat with a sugarplum coloured mane and tail
- >Her mane is long and wild as is her tail and her fetlocks are unshorn
- >As you continue to study her, the mare shifts her gaze in your direction
- >You pull back out of some part fear and another part respect, but you think she still saw you
- >"Oh, um, hey? You need something?"
- "Hmm, me? No, no, nothing, thanks."
- >You take a deep breath and relax as you try to watch the movie
- >As the opening credits roll, the name, "The Notebook" appears on screen and the pony beside you wiggles excited
- >She whispers aloud to herself as her eyes focus
- >"Damn it..."
- "I'm sorry, what?"
- >The mare looks to you with a little blush on her cheeks
- >"Sorry, said that out loud again, sorry."
- "No, no, you're fine. Something happen?"
- >The mare snaps her attention to you again
- >"Hmm? No, everything's fine. I just have to watch this movie -again- for class."
- "You're a student?"
- >"Yes, at the University of Manehattan. Film student."
- >You nod as the pony speaks quickly to you
- >Turning back to the movie, you watch what transpires
- "So... You've seen this already, but why did you come all the way out here to watch it again?"
- >"I like this movie theatre."
- >Fair enough, you think, but the travelling alone is not worth the price of admission
- >You return to your upright position as you begin to watch the movie
- >Events play by of an old man telling a story of a young couple
- >It is not too long before the mare beside you starts whispering again
- >"This shot's framed weird..."
- "What's that?"
- >She looks to you as if you were the one to start the conversation
- >"What's what?"
- "You just said the shot is framed weird, right?"
- >"Oh, did I? Sorry, thought bubble."
- >She chuckles nervously and fidgets a bit to get comfortable
- >The movie plays on as you try to study the mare again
- >Her face smirks and frowns at the movie and she occasionally chuckles, but you hardly see her looking at the movie itself
- >It is as if her focus is everywhere, but the movie!
- >"The lighting's all wrong..."
- >You try and see what she is looking at, but finally give up and ask
- "Where?"
- >She points with a hoof at a corner between a shot of some trees and a house
- >"There... It's just too dark."
- >You look carefully and finally catch the spot before the scene changes
- >The couple begins talking again, or fighting as it were, and you look to the commotion
- >"Dialogue's OK... Ryan Gosling at least knows how to act..."
- >You stare at the movie for a second and think about it
- >For a moment, you see the movie in a new light
- >Instead of seeing what the movie presents, you think about how the movie presents it
- "Film student, right? That's what you said earlier, yeah?"
- >"Hmm? Oh, yes, why?"
- "So, can you like watch movies or is it all just sets and lights and cameras for you?"
- >"I suppose I might be thinking about the production a bit... I've seen this movie already too, so it's not like the stories gripping me."
- "Makes sense. And, hey, I didn't get your name?"
- >The pony is silent for a moment before she looks away from you
- >"M-me? Heh, my name's Telecast."
- >You chuckle at pony naming conventions
- "Good name. I'm Anonymous, but everyone just calls me 'Anon'."
- >"Oh, yeah, I know."
- >You look about in confusion for the moment
- "You know? How?"
- >Telecast giggles at you for a second before pointing at your vest
- >"You're wearing a nametag, silly."
- >You are overcome with embarrassment for a brief moment before you let go your own laugh
- "I forgot all about that. Nice to meet you still."
- >The movie rolls on as Telecast pokes a million or so holes into the film
- >Her interpretation of the film leaves you smiling for the first time in a while
- >"It's not a bad film, it's just so obvious and predictable. They want the tear-jerker audience."
- "Hah, whatever makes money, right?"
- >"Eh, they had the star power for it. This movie got really good reviews and it was free for me anyways."
- >You grade this for a moment
- "Film students get to see movies for free?"
- >"Pfft, I wish. My dad owns this movie theatre, so I usually come here when I have an assignment like this."
- >She smiles with you as your face turns into panic
- >"Hey, Anon, you OK?"
- "Your father is Mr. Big Screen?!"
- >"Oh, yeah, why?"
- >You try to chuckle the fear away with little success
- "No reason..."
- >You thought this mare was too cute to be true
- >"Don't worry, I won't tell him you were slacking off and watching a movie with me."
- >A hoof slides over your hand as a pair of big blue eyes looks up at you in the dim light
- >"Thanks for letting me complain. It was a fun... date?"
- >With a swift motion, Telecast stands and pecks you on the cheek
- >She quickly nods to herself and makes haste out of the theatre
- >You hold a cool hand to your now warm face and watch the mare disappear into the hallway
- >A smile creeps along your mouth until your face begins to hurt
- "Yeah, good date."
- >You stand in your stupor a while longer until the projector falls silent
- >With a weak, barely audible voice, you whisper into the darkness
- "S-same time next w-week?"
- >Anon, you sly dog, you!