Mine or Taurs?

>Night Expedition and Raisons in Equestria

>Be Anonymous

>You are traveling to a small depression in a mountain just outside of Ponyville

>Rainbow Dash has apparently found something "awesome" that you just had to see

>She says you have to be here at night in order to really appreciate this

>You don't have strong feelings either way, but humour her

>"I'm telling, Anon, it's totally awesome!"

"For the umpteenth time, what is totally awesome?"

>"This thing! If I tell you now, you won't be totally blown away by it."

>You just shake your tired head and follow along

>It takes a good walk from your house, but you make it to the mountain side in one piece

>"OK, get ready, this is gonna be great!"

>Rainbow Dash flies up a bit towards a ledge and you see her snap two rocks together quickly

>A small fire lights at the base before she zooms by your side

"I don't get it."

>"Shh, just wait for the fire to get high enough to see the shadow."

>Rainbow bites her lip in anticipation and pounds her front hooves

>You watch the fire grow over the next few moments and it casts a shadow over a small rock ledge

>You look to where the depression is and see a shadow form

>Two boulders form at the base of an overhanging pointed rock and then you see the shadow in all its glory

"It... It looks like a giant pe-"

>The sound of horrendous laughter bursts from Dash

>She rolls on the floor, tears in her eyes, as she pounds the ground

>You stare at her for the moment and look back at the dong shadow on the wall

"Heh..."

>Your tired mind registers the joke and you blink a few times with a smile on your face

>"What'd I tell ya'? Hil-ar-i-ous!"

>Rainbow finally catches her breath and picks herself up

>"I found it while flying by here one night. Not sure who left the fire up, but that shadow just cracked me up!"

"If I wasn't so tired right now, I'd dare question who lit the first fire."

>"Doesn't matter to me, but I am glad they did."

>You look around the grounds for any trace of other ponies

>You finally find hoof prints in the softer sand and decide it must have been some other pranksters who stumbled upon this

>The rock formation is slightly odd to you

>It would appear to be cut down by simple tools to get the shape more accurate

>Again, it could easily have been uppity unicorn colts just learning about how funny the male anatomy looks

>You shuffle your feet in the sand when you hit something solid

>A small, inartistically cut piece of bone lands close by and you examine it

>It would appear to be either a flute or whistle, with three holes cut along the body and a piece of string attached to one side for either carrying or putting around one's neck

>You lift it up and look it over in the dim light

"Hey, Dash... what do you make of this?"

>Rainbow flutters over to you and looks at the instrument carefully

>"No clue... looks like some primitive pony toy."

>You wonder if the whistle is made by the same pony that created the rock formation

>"Try blowing into it."

"No way! Who knows what filthy mouth has touched this thing?"

>"Well, give it here and I'll do it!"

>Rainbow Dash snatches the whistle from you and blows into it

>It makes an ear piercing noise as Rainbow Dash has no way of holding down the three note holes

>"Eww... tastes like mountain weeds and saw dust."

>Rainbow dusts her tongue as best she can

"Well, was that all you wanted to show me?"

>"Yeah, pretty great, huh?"

>Rainbow stares at you with a her mouth hanging open in a huge smile

>You nod your head not to hurt her feelings

>Male genitals are funnier to anyone without them, you suppose

"We better get home, it's pretty late."

>You turn to leave when you see a large, black shadow in the corner of your eye

>Rainbow catches it as well and turns quickly

"I think... we are being watched..."

>Without warning, a large net is flung from between two rocks

>The weighted net takes you down with little trouble and your struggling does little but tire your arms

>You call out to Rainbow Dash just in time for her to dodge a second net

>"Whoa! What's the big idea!? Who's there!?"

>Dash flies a little higher and circles around

>"Hey! I see you back there! Come out with your hooves up!"

>A figure darts from behind a rock and releases a small weight rope at Rainbow

>The rope catches her by the wings and binds them up quickly

>Dash falls from a considerable height to the ground in front of you

>The soft sand cushions her fall, but you see her groaning in pain on her side nonetheless

"Rainbow! You OK? Speak to me!"

>"Five more minutes, dad..."

"Damn it, Dash! Get up!"

>The figure moves closer to you now that you are both bound and helpless

>You can only see hooves from where you lay as something begins dragging you away from Rainbow Dash

"Dash! Dash, wake up! Its got me!"

>Rainbow Dash writhers on the floor, either unconscious or in great pain

>You are dragged towards the mountain's side and hear the sliding of heavy stones

>The world turns black around you as you enter a hidden cave at the base of the depression

>You feel the end is near and worry about Rainbow Dash while you struggle

>The same sound of heavy rocks sliding echoes in the small space and you realize you are trapped in here with whatever it was that captured you

>You wait for a moment as you hold your breath and try to become invisible

>A spark catches your attention as two rocks snap together

>A few more snaps cause a fire to light

>In the gloom, you finally make out your captor

>It is a minotaur, about two and half meters in height and weighing a possible 90 kilos

>A short set of horns adorns the creatures head and you see a small, golden horseshoe imbedded in its nose

>It busies itself with something at the fire place

>Your blood chills in your veins when the creature finally decides to inspect you

>A heavy blade gleams in the fire light as the minotaur walks towards you

>The body is easily twice as wide as you and a fair meter taller

>A short tail flicks back and forth of its own volition

>You squeeze your stomach, for no real reason than fear, as the blade comes dangerous close to your face

>A quick zipping sound finds the knife freeing you from the net and you look up with equal parts fear and wonderment

>Maybe, this creature is intelligent enough to converse with

"Hello there, you! Can I help you with anything?"

>You try to sound commanding, even unafraid of the current situation

>A warm snort blows in your face from the large nose before you

>The minotaur looks you over carefully before tugging on your hair

>You let out a small yelp and fight against the large hand

"What are you doing?"

>Another hot snort blows on your face and you see a smile cross the creatures muzzle

>"What you?"

>The voice catches you off guard for the moment

>It is gruff and primal, but not completely animal

"You mean, like, what kind of creature I am?"

>The minotaur nods once while holding your head firmly in place

"Human... I think the only one..."

>The tugging stops and you think answering some questions may be good enough to begin planning an escape

"My name is Anonymous. Do you have a name?"

>The creature's eyes shift in their sockets as it thinks

>"Name... name... me once called, 'Tree-Snappa' in old village. Before Great Flood. Before alone times..."

>Tree-Snapper lets your head go for the moment and looks into your eyes

>"Long time since Tree-Snappa have talk with other... you stay now. We talk more."

>You feel this may just work out

"Fine, but no more pulling at me. I don't very much appreciate it."

>Tree-Snapper lets you go and you scramble a bit towards a wall

>"You sit by fire. It warm, fire good!"

"I am fine, thank you kindly."

>The minotaur shrugs and places their hands in front of the flames

>"What you doing to Tree-Snappa's rock?"

"Hmm? Oh, nothing, a friend of mine wanted to show me it... the friend that you knocked out earlier."

>"Ponies no good. Make Great Flood! Make Tree-Snappa' alone for so long."

>You refrain from delving into this mystery for fear of upsetting the hulking creature

"Well... it certainly is a lovely thing... the rock."

>You chuckle nervously

>"Good you like! Tree-Snappa spent days to find rocks and cut rocks..."

>The creature lets go a deep rumbling laugh

>"Tree-Snappa could be called, 'Rock-Shappa' or even, 'Human-Catcher' now."

>You chuckle along, more so out of fear at the self-proclaimed titles

"So... why did you make such a statute? You... you know what it looks like, right?"

>"Oh, yes... it great, big minotaur pole! Show all Tree-Snappa is strong! Show all Tree-Snappa rule cave!"

>Perhaps, male parts are slightly more culturally significant to minotaurs

>You think about the ramifications for the moment and imagine the entire countryside marked with massive horse cock statutes

>Each one larger than the last to denote a powerful ruler in that area

>You shake the image from your head shortly thereafter

"Well, lovely work. Quick question, if I may; when can I leave?"

>You hear a grunt

>"Leave? You want go? You just come!"

"Well, I am out late and someone is probably worried sick about my absence. I should really be heading home..."

>A fist hits the floor and shakes the very ground

>"You stay! You stay and you talk!"

>The minotaur walks up to you

>Its presence pins you in your corner as it suddenly sits beside you and drapes and arm over your shoulder

>"You stay and keep talking... Tree-Snappa like tiny human voice."

>A sudden feel of sniffing at your hair makes you increasingly uneasy as a large bicep holds you in place

>"So talk, funny man! Tell Tree-Snappa more things about cave."

"Well, it is a nice cave... mind you, I have not been in many, but I assume this is high society cave-living!"

>A small chuckle rumbles into you

>"You like cave? You stay here with Tree-Snappa?"

>You grimace and try to crawl away

>A powerful hand snatches you into Tree-Snapper's chest

>"Oh, little human warm! Tree-Snappa like..."

"Ha ha... yes... so I am. Tree-Snapper is not as solid as I would have imagined though."

>You prod into the minotaur's chest in the darkness to find the pectoral muscles are rather squishy while staying fairly firm from a distance

>"Oh, little human like?"

"Like what?"

>For such a tiny man, you manage to have a big mouth

>Without warning, or perhaps so much warning you neglected to see it, Tree-Snapper grabs your hand and forces it into their chest again

>"Tree-Snappa big for tiny male, better for raise many young. Grow big and strong on Tree-Snappa's milk!"

>Your mind processes the words for a moment before you are struck by understanding

"Y-you're a girl!?"

>A snort of Tree-Snappa's nose blows your hair back

>"Yes, why you ask?"

>You retract your hand from her breast quickly and look up at her face

> Sexual dimorphism, ho!

>You stammer about for the moment, not really saying anything until her voice picks up again

>"Say nice something about Tree-Snappa with tiny male voice..."

>A row of teeth gleam in the low light as she smiles down to you

"Oh... um... you are big and strong?"

>her smile grows wider and she clutches you tightly into her bosom

>"Very true things!"

>You find it is rather hard to breath in all this cleavage and are relieved as she pulls you back into the cool cave

>"Another thing!"

"Your eyes are very blue..."

>"They are?"

"Yes... have you never seen your reflection?"

>You see the minotaur shake her head for a moment

"Well, yes, your eyes are blue. Almost like the sky, but darker."

>"Me like you, tiny Anon-ee-mus... me call you, 'Smooth-Voice' for now on."

>You worry about the length of time that entails

"Do you... do you think you could release me? You're strong arms are slightly crushing me."

>She grunts as she lowers you to your knees before her

>"Smooth-Voice very nice... always ask first. Me like that."

>Chivalrous as always, you smile and attempt to crawl away again

"Well, it has been... interesting... yes. Perhaps, we will see each other around?"

>You give a nervous chuckle as you scamper to the door and paw at the stone blocking the outside world

>Very slowly, Tree-Snappa rises to her height and casually walks towards you

>"You not trying run away from Tree-Snappa, right?"

>She folds her arms over her massive chest and taps her hoof at you

>She gives you a cold stare that makes you freeze before her

"N-no? Of course not! Tree-Snappa is... good company?"

>While her words are awkward, she does know a lie when she hears one

>"You my tiny human now. Me say you stay!"

"What if I don't want to stay?"

>A look plays across the minotaur's features as she considers this

>"If you no want stay... Tree-Snappa, um... persuade you!"

>You fear you have dug your pit that much deeper

"I am not easily persuaded! Also, very nice use of the word. I wouldn't have guessed you'd apply it, actually."

>"Oh no, Tree-Snappa not listen to Smooth-Voice nice words now!"

>You take a gulp as you feel her powerful hand grab you by the collar

>"Smooth-Voice learn why Tree-Snappa cave ruler. He stay and he be happy!"

>You feel the threads of your fine suit easily part in Tree-Snapper's powerful hands

>Your jacket is torn and tossed to one side and your white shirt is split in a single motion

>You can hear buttons flying across the floor and bouncing from the walls as Tree-Snapper tears your clothing to shreds

>"First rule of cave; clothes is privilege!"

>With another mighty yank, you feel the front of your pants tear open

"Hey! I like my clothes! No one around here will be able to fix this damage!"

>"Second rule of cave; Tree-Snappa own all in cave!"

"You can't -own- me, that's slavery!"

>"Rule number after second; Tree-Snappa say all rule final!"

>You are knocked to your back as Tree-Snapper finishes ruining your suit

>All that remains is your torn pants and shoes on your feet

>Even the shoes are scuffed now and utterly worthless without black polish

>"Now, Tree-Snappa say you be happy."

"I am not happy! You ruined my outfit and are holding me against my will!"

>"Me said be happy and me mean it!"

>You feel a hand about to grab you again and decide this is a way you have considered dying before

>With an expert move, you slap her hand to one side and manage to stand up

>There is a stillness to the air now as all voices disappear

>"You... you -hit- Tree-Snappa hand?"

"I do not mean to be so rough with a... lady... but, I refuse to be here longer. Let me go because I will not cooperate on my own."

>You try not pissing yourself with fear as you speak

>"You -hit- hand..."

>The minotaur is standing before you now with balled fists and an angry, smacking tail

>She looks down to you with stern eyes and an unreadable expression on her face

>With agility and strength of a demon, she tackles you to your back against a wall

>"You hit hand like you big bull! You think you big, Smooth-Voice? Me want see more..."

>You are more confused now than previously and look up at her

"W-what?"

>"Tree-Snappa ruler of cave because me biggest. You hit hand, you think you biggest, but you not! No respect for cave law!"

>She brings her face down to your level and breathes on you with a smile

>"Smooth-Voice different than bull... me like that..."

>You see a wide, flat tongue caresses her lips and her eyes lid in what you think is seduction

"Now, listen to me, Tree-Snapper... I did not mean to hit your hand nor do I like that look in your eyes."

>"Me blue eyes?"

"Yes, your blue eyes..."

>"Blue like sky?"

"Yes, just like that, as I was saying..."

>A hand cups your mouth

>"You words smooth. Make Tree-Snappa feel tingles everywhere. Me give you good name... teach Tree-Snappa how human bull love."

>You can't really talk with a huge hand blocking your mouth as you feel another powerful hand grab your crotch

>"Tiny human know how use this, right?"

>You nod a little, if only because of your natural showmanship

>Before you know it, the powerful, earth shatter hand takes on the softness of a tissue as Tree-Snapper fondles you

>Despite your best efforts, you start getting hard in her practiced palm

>"Hmm, Tree-Snappa see you happy now... it... it not so big..."

>Your eyes drupe a bit as you realize what minotaur men must look like

>Tree-Snapper catches on quickly enough

>"No! It good for size! It big enough for Tree-Snappa!"

>You swear she has a hint of worry in her voice as she continues to molest you

>"Here, me make it better."

>You stand idly as Tree-Snappa sinks to her knees

>She places two hands on either side of her bust and squeeze her fleshy tits together

>"This much fun. All bulls like!"

>She presses your sex into her cleavage and you melt

>Her body is so warm when you're exposed like this and she is extremely gentle all the while

>"You have face. Happy face. Like this..."

>She mimics you and lets her tongue lull from her head as she rolls her eyes

"Tree... we shouldn't do this..."

>No? But, feel good?"

"Yes... but..."

>"Yes, feel good!"

>She picks up her pace a bit as she continues to assault you with her smooth breasts

>Before too long, you feel a familiar tightening in your abdomen as an orgasm prepares to unleash itself

"Ah~... damn..."

>"Do what?"

>Without answering, you squeeze her ample boobs with your own hands and thrust into her once more

>A milky jet forces its way into her breasts and drips from her chest

>She smiles widely and roughly milks a few more spurts from you until your body simply gives nothing for her efforts

>You fall to your rump as your legs give out and you look up at her melon sized mounds

>"Make you happy?"

"Y-yes..."

>"Good! So, you turn!"

>You don't have much say in the matter as a large nipple is thrust into your mouth

>Your tired face suckles like a newborn as you just accept her

>Tree-Snapper smiles widely

>"Use teeth if want... me like."

>You shrug and attempt to bite down on her fleshy bits to find her skin is surprising hard

>A small bite from you barely sinks in and you are reward with a moo

>"Oh, you good... you mouth smooth in many ways..."

>You take the compliment and resign yourself to pleasing her chest

>You gnaw, suck and grope at her plentiful tits for some time before she pulls them from your grasp

>"OK, too much fun there. Me need best fun now..."

>With you still on your bottom against the cave wall, Tree-Snapper stands above

>You see her fuzzy pelvis push towards your face and figure where this is heading

>"You know how do this, right?"

"I'll wing it..."

>She looks sternly at you

>"You no have wings..."

>You cut her off as your tongue finds her now pulsing sex

>"Ah, Smooth-Voice!"

>Her powerful hands hold your head still as your tongue laps at her wet nether lips

>You start to actually get into this while Tree-Snapper moos and groans under your expert laboring

>You slip your tongue into her for the first time and feel tight muscles clenching around the soft flesh

>It takes a bit of pulling to retrieve your tongue, but you are back inside in no time

>You feel her start moving lightly on your face in a simple grinding motion as you bring her to her peak

>Your head is grabbed from the back and Tree-Snapper forces your flat face in as far as it can go

>You can't breathe at the moment, but a hot rush of feminine fluids pushes you back out

>You lay against the cave wall with a face full of female OJ and stare up at the horny beast before you

>"Oh~, so good! Me not felt this good in so long... You good again, right?"

>You are absolutely exhausted now, but hold your thumb up to her

>She repeats the motion with a strange look on her face before laying in your lap

>Tree-Snapper lightly smacks your limp sex with her palm in an effort to get you up again

>"Tree-Snappa like you sound... you like girly bull~."

>You take it that your moaning is rather soft for what she may be use to

>You feel warm breath wash over your tired waist as her mouth closes in

>A small, warm peck makes you squirm before you feel an irresistibly soft tongue caresses you

>Without even bringing you into her muzzle, Tree-Snapper's tongue encases your tired member in its velvety grip

"That's noteworthy..."

>She attempts to say something, but it's mostly garbled in her current state

>Daring yourself, you place a hand on her head and wrap your fingers between her ears

>You stroke her soft bovine-like lobes in short circles as Tree-Snapper lazily works you over

>A few soft coos escape your throat before she withdraws her incredible tongue

>"That good enough..."

>She hefts herself onto you quickly and sits her wide body in your lap

>"Now, show me what human bull do."

>You look at her with heavy eyes as your body passes the wall of exhaustion

"Let's make a deal..."

>"What kind?"

"I will give you what you want tonight. In return, you need to let me go free in the morning. Deal?"

>"That seem like no deal to me. What if me want morning rut too?"

"Well, perhaps you can capture me again..."

>"Hmm, always chase human bull could be fun... me decide -after- first time. If Smooth-Voice no good at rut, me just keep you and make you good."

"Fair enough... Now, allow me."

>You wrap your arms around her thick waist and pull her heavy body onto you

>You slip into her wet slit too easily as you feel around

>She is much wider than you could hope to fill and you realize your work is cut out for you

>Without her legs working for you, you find it difficult to lift her up and down

>It takes all your strength as you hump into her in short thrusts

>Her face lights up a bit as you move, but you see she is far from excited

>"Smooth-Voice small for bull."

>Tree-Snapper chuckles lightly as you slip from her again

>Realizing this is not working, you decide to get creative

"I am the bull here now and you'll be a good little cow if you want to be laid like a lady."

>"Oh, big voice again?"

"Now with big actions!"

>You leap forward with her body in your arms and take her down to the floor

>She lands with a soft thud on the sand as you smile down to her

"You are a small cow, a small dirty cow who needs this."

>She looks in your eyes and her face takes on a bit of shock

>"W-what you saying?"

>You grab her by her head and stare into her very soul

"I've never seen such a horny body. What a shameful little minotaur."

>You grind you knee roughly into her sex

>A moan escapes Tree-Snapper and you can see her face twisting into a bit of panic

"You would like to have my fat bull dick in you, wouldn't you?"

>She stares blankly for the moment as you repeat the question in a louder, more commanding tone

>"Y-yes, but you..."

"-I- am your bull! You are -my- cow!"

>You ball your free hand and press your fist into her slick body

>A small, fearful gasp parts her lips as your fist fills her nicely

"Say it! Tell me how much you love your bull!"

>Your eyes burn with a passion for domineering now

>"Tree-Snappa... like..."

>You drill your fist into her and sink to your wrist

"I said, 'Love'!"

>She writhers and moos under you before her eyes turn back to your own

>"Tree-Snappa love bull!"

>You pump into her depths a few times as a reward for her good behaviour

>Your arm wriggles slightly deeper as you continue to push on her spongy insides

>Each inch you take only heightens Tree-Snapper's sound

>"Smooth-Voice too good... slow down..."

>You give her no quarter as your fist fucking intensifies

"Cows don't make the rules."

>Her whining and mooing picks up as you piston her deeper and deeper until you are at your elbow

>The sand beneath you two is dark and sticky with lusty minotaur and you find yourself enjoying the ruthless treatment

>From the fluids racing around your arm, you imagine your little cow has had her fill

>With a twisting pop, you dislodge your arm from her and leave your prize breathless on the ground

"There we go. Just let it all out."

>She convulses on the floor and pulls at her face as her body finishes up

>You grab a single nipple in your slimy finger and tease her through the pleasure

"What a good cow you are."

>You chide her with a slap against her fleshy tit as she reaches out to you

"Your bull is satisfied enough with his horny cow..."

>She looks up to you with a wide smile as her thick fingers rest easily on her used snatch

>She works them gently into the wide hole you left as she speaks to you

>"Oh, Smooth-Vice, so happy. You good. No, you great! You best bull ever! Stay tonight with Tree-Snappa?"

"We had a deal, remember?"

>She sighs and turns away from you

>"Deal is deal... but, it not morning yet."

>A grin flashes on her face as she burrows into her sex with a contented sigh

"I am kind of tired though... that was a work out, ha ha!"

>"Best part of rut..."

>A hand quickly grabs your thigh and pulls you onto her soft chest

>"... Is cuddle -after- rut."

>You wrap your arms over Tree-Snapper's sweaty body and your skin sticks to each other's

>Your hand absently strokes her furred muzzle as you drift off into sleep

 

>The next morning

>Be Rainbow Dash

>Your wing hurts from yesterday's events, but you have gathered up your best friend and all-around animal expert, Fluttershy, to help search for the lost Anonymous

>You retrace your steps as you lead Fluttershy back to the mountain side

"So, yeah, we were totally outnumbered. I tried to fight them all off, but they got the best of me."

>Fluttershy holds her face

>"Oh, you did your best, Dashie. I am glad you didn't get really hurt."

"What can I say? I am tougher than that! Anyways, Anon was right there..."

>You point to a spot on the floor

"... We blew some whistle thingy and then got attacked."

>You can't seem to find the whistle since yesterday

>"It wasn't a dragon, was it?"

"Nah, too small to be a dragon."

>"W-was it gnolls?"

"No, too big for that..."

>You shake your head and try to think of what it could have been

>Fluttershy suddenly catches a trail in the sand and darts to suspicious prints

>"Oh, I see, this is interesting."

"What? What is it?"

>"Well, you see, if I am readying these hoof-print right... that looks like Anon's shoe he usually wears and you can see he was obviously dragged to this spot. You can also see hoof marks accompanying him. It's strange though..."

>Fluttershy rubs her head for a moment before you burst

"What is strange? Tell me!"

>"Well, it's just that these hoof marks have the same kind of gait as Anonymous..."

"I don't get it?"

>"What or whoever attacked you two was walking on only two legs."

"Hmm, hooves... two legs... stronger than me... Applejack?"

>Fluttershy grunts quickly at you and you shrug with a confused smile on your face

>"I think it was... a minotaur!"

"I'll buy that... So, how did it vanish?"

>You suddenly hear the sound of stone grinding on stone as the side of the mountain begins to shake

>Fluttershy and you fly up to avoid the impending rockslide

>To your surprise, the mountain doesn't crumble

>A neatly cut hole forms in the depression that once was at the mountains base and you hover in place as two figures step out

>The first is a large, female minotaur

>She has mostly normal minotaur attire on except for her golden horseshoe nose ring that gives her face that extra hint of femininity

>Fluttershy smiles and waves at her

>"Excuse me, miss minotaur, but have you seen a strange looking creature around? He stands up on two legs, has pallor skin, wears a green mask and black suit?"

>A male voice resounds behind the minotaur as you see Anonymous step into the light

>"Pallor skin? Fluttershy, you wound me!"

"Anon! You're alright! I was so worried about you!"

>"Yes, I am alive... a little worse for wear, but alive."

"What happened last night to you?"

>You see Anon shoot a glance to the minotaur beside him

>"Tree-Snapper, my newly acquainted friend, captured me for one reason or another..."

>Fluttershy covers her face for a moment as she looks at Anon

>She rushes to his side and begins pressing her hooves all over his exposed body

>"Oh my, look at all these bruises! Are your ribs alright? Does it hurt when I do this?"

>Fluttershy jabs her hoof into Anon's side and he recoils in pain

>"Yes... a lot..."

>Fluttershy floats back for a moment with an apologetic whisper

>Anon waves her off and tries to sound like he is fine

>"It was nothing, really... we came to an agreement and I think we can put this incident behind us."

>Fluttershy rubs her chin again as she thinks

>"I am glad to see you are safe, Anon..."

>She points an accusing hoof at the minotaur next

>"As for you, shame on you for being so rough to Anon! He is not a minotaur! His fragile body shouldn't be used like that!"

"Used like what?"

>You are hopelessly confused as the minotaur tenses up at Fluttershy and Anon ducks to one side

>"Oh... well... you see..."

>Fluttershy twiddles her hooves and turns her head from you

>"Minotaurs usually um, they usually find mates by capturing them and well, you see... -using- them for procreation."

>You notice Fluttershy's wings perk around the edges and twitch

>This must be seriously graphic for her to be getting turned on

"Eww, I don't want to hear about this! We found Anon, lets just go home already. I am starving!"

>You turn and flitter towards Ponyville as Fluttershy stays by Anonymous

>A sharp whistle noise catches your attention and you turn to it

>The minotaur hands Anonymous the small, white whistle from yesterday and places her hand on his shoulder

>"If Smooth-Voice ever want chase... just whistle here. Tree-Snappa come fast."

>You swear you see the minotaur wink at him and it nearly makes you lose your yet-eaten breakfast

"Hey, love doves! Lets get a move on!"

>You turn with disgust at Anon and his inability to keep it in his pants as the three of you make your way back to Ponyville for a well earned meal

>"But... Dash, didn't you say they outnumbered you?"

"It was dark! I thought I saw more shadows..."

>Fluttershy spins around Anon

>"We should get you to my cottage and take care of those wounds... you can stay as long as you want while you heal."

>Anon pushes her slightly back before uttering something under his breath

>You think he said something like, 'Bucking Apple Pie'."

>Anon is so weird sometimes!