It's Not Easy Being Pink III (Complete)

>Night of the Commercialized Zombie Marathon on Earth

>Be Pinkie Pie

>You have been sleeping beside Anon for the last few nights now

>It has taken the cold chill out of sleeping alone

>Anon is like the bestest friend you've ever had

>When he's not making you laugh, he's playing games with you

>When he's away, he always comes back with more excitement than before

>You've never met anyp0ny like him and you've had conflicting new feelings

>Sure, you are friends... but, could Anon be your special friend?

>You image Twilight in your head to try and give you advice

>She is always so good with advice!

Twilight Sparkle Voice: Well, Pinkie Pie. If I didn't know any better, but of course I do, I would say you are in love with Anon

PP: Ohh, no, I can't be in love! I don't know how to be!

TSV: Oh, Pinkie, it's easy. Just do what you always do and bake him cupcakes

PP: I do that already! I sing and dance and even make up silly stories with him too!

TSV: Oh my, already at second base?

PP: I know we rushed into story telling, but I just felt ready. Anon makes me feel so happy I could just explode!

TSV: Did you tell him that you're just ready to explode? I am sure that'll help him reciprocate his feelings

>Your eyes light up

PP: You're right, Twilight! I need to get Anon reciprocating immediately!

TSV: Pinkie... that word just means to return the gesture

PP: Oh, Twilight, we don't have a jester

>Twilight's voice sighs with you

TSV: Pinkie, if you wanted to imagine me just to play this game with puns...

PP: Oh, sorry, Twilight. I understand. I'll take it seriously

TSV: Thank you. Now, as I was saying... Anon just needs to know how you feel about him

PP: OK, Twilight! I will give it my best!

>You hoof-pump the air with renewed vigor

>Anon walks in behind you and sees you cheering

A: Oh, hey, what's going on?

PP: Anon, I have something to tell you!

A: Cool, go on?

>He looks into your eyes

>You become trapped in his gaze

PP: Anon, you are my bestest friend

A: You're my best friend too, Pinkz

>You wave your hooves in the air

PP: No, no, I love you!

A: Aww, I love you too

>Anon lifts you up and hugs your body tightly

>You let out a little giggle

>NO! This is serious!

>Being this close, you feel his heart beat

>Bom, Bom... poum, poum

>The rhythm almost makes you sleepy

PP: It's true, Anon! I think you're really special

>You smile widely and look up at Anon

>He looks down to you and smiles back

A: Of course, you're special to me too

>You think he's gonna tell you he loves you now!

>Oh, oh! So excited! So nervous! But, so excited!

>Anon puts you down and reveals a small, plastic box

A: As I promised, movie night!

>Oh yeah! Anon said we'd watch a movie and eat popcorn and I could have a Coke again!

>Oh, I love that stuff almost as much as Applejack's apple cider!

>Anon turns on the TV and turns on the movie

>You see the title sequence read out, "Avatar"

A: I haven't seen this, although I heard good things about it

>Anon reclines on the couch and you cuddle up against his chest

>You rest the popcorn on the floor and place a long silly-straw into the glass bottle of Coke

>Now you can sip without getting up from your comfy position!

>Over the course of the movie, you find your mind wandering

>Did Anon say he loved you back?

>Why do humans just attack these cat-humans?

>Why are they blue?

>So much puzzlement for one night

A: Hey, Pinkie... are you still awake?

PP: Sure am. Why? Are you sleepy?

A: Nope, not at all. Do you like this movie so far?

PP: It's kind of sad. The cat-humans should have just thrown a big party for the regular humans so they could get to know each other better

>Anon strokes your mane and belly tenderly

A: Oh, Pinkie... you would make a fine ambassador

>You don't know what that means, but if Anon says it then you'd gladly try

PP: Hey, Anon?

A: Yes?

PP: Do you think that ladybugs have spots because bees already had stripes?

>Anon ponders deeply for a moment

>He rubs a hand under your chin and down your neck

A: Those are questions only the greatest minds of the future could answer

>You nod and let Anon pet you

>You love how human hands can pet and scratch and rub

>You look at the screen for a moment

>The regular human is laying on the ground while the cat-human is holding him

Human: I see you

Cat-Human: I see you

>You think they may have been playing a human version of Hide-and-Seek

>You worry you may not have paid much attention to the movie

>Anon's hand caresses the inner side of your ear

>Oh, you love that feeling so much!

>You leg twitches

>Twitch-a, twitch, twitchy!

PP: Ah, Anon! It's so funny feeling!

>You giggle a little and he follows along

A: I love how soft you are. I could pet you for hours without a care

>You wouldn't mind one little bit

PP: Hey, Anon. I wanna give you a present

A: Ooh, what is it?

PP: A surprise present. You have to close your eyes

>You cover Anon's face with your hooves

A: OK, they're closed. Now what?

PP: Now you get your surprise, silly!

>You lean in gently and give Anon a peck on his mouth

>Blush plays across your already pink face as you giggle

>Anon's eyes pop open rather quickly

A: Did you just... kiss me?

>Haha, you suppose you did!

PP: Just a little one! Did you like your present?

A: I... I think I did

>Anon's face looks a little shocked

>Maybe you overdid it?

>Anon's hands seem to hold you a little closer now

>Your hips feel so secure in his grip

A: Pinkie... can I ask for another one?

PP: You don't have to ask, silly

>You are so good at love-business!

>You wrap your arms around Anon's neck this time and peck a few times

>Anon pulls you in close to his mouth and really lays a wet-one on you

>Oh, this is different!

>Anon's tongue is in your mouth

>The feeling makes your muzzle tingle straight to your brain

>You breath hard through your nose

>Anon ends his extra-special kiss with you

PP: Oh~, Anon... that's... that's very special

A: Sorry, if I went a little overboard on that one. I just felt like you'd enjoy it

>You can still feel the tingling sensation in your whole face

PP: I did! It's just... nop0ny ever put their whole tongue in my mouth before

A: I had no idea. Are you really new to that kind of thing?

PP: Not "new", Anon... I am just... not really experienced to love-business. I use to see Mr. Cake kiss like that though!

>You think of all the times you saw Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake kissing so roughly

>It was like they were trying to eat each other

>You also think that the last time you saw them kissing so much, Mrs. Cake had two new foals

>You cover your mouth with your hooves and gasp

PP: Anon! We can't do this! I'm not ready to be a momma!

A: Whoa, slow down, Pinkie. I am not trying to do anything to you

PP: But, you just kissed me like the Cakes kissed before they had foals. I'm not going to get pregnant from this... will I?

>Anon looks at you and his eyes start to water

>He takes you in a big hug and laughs

A: Don't worry, Pinkie. You'll never have foals if we just kiss

>Anon's laughing makes you laugh

>What a silly thing you just said

>Everyp0ny knows the stork would have to deliver first and shipping takes a long time!

PP: So, if those kinds of kisses don't make foals... can you do it again?

>You smile bashfully

>Anon nods and you bring your lips in quickly

>This time, you are determined on using your own tongue

>You quickly match with Anon's and wrestle him playfully

>On your first try, you manage to take control in Anon's mouth

>You attribute such success to having a tongue much, much longer than his

>Anon doesn't seem to mind though

>He even looks like he's enjoying this

>This kiss lasts a little longer than the first and you break apart with a popping noise

PP: Oh, that was really fun!

>Anon wipes away some of your drool

A: Wow, your tongue's incredible. Though I suppose my pony-kissing experiences are pretty limited. Still, wow!

>Two "wow's" from Anon. That's like... double-wow!

>You feel proud to get such a reaction out of him

A: I don't usually do this, but I have to ask... what brought on the sudden urge to kiss me?

PP: I was half thinking about you and half watching this movie. The kiss just looked like something fun we could be doing too!

>Anon nods and smiles

A: I can't say I didn't like it

PP: I -loved- it! You taste like popcorn and soda pop

>Anon strokes your mane and you wiggle your hips real close to him

>Something pokes into your little flank

PP: Oh, sorry, I didn't know you had your phone in your pocket

>Anon looks a little flustered

>You feel his cool body radiating its chill a little harder than usual

PP: Can you move it? I want to snuggle real close

>Anon blushes a bit

>What's the matter with him?

PP: Anon, are you feeling alright?

>You push the object with your flank a few more times before Anon grabs your waist

A: T-take it easy, Pinkie

PP: I won't break your phone. Promise

A: It's, uh... it's not a phone

PP: Huh? What else could be in your pocket?

>Anon doesn't seem to talk and acts very strangely for a moment

>Well, now you're too curious to just lay there

>You hop up and quickly tap at whatever Anon is trying to hide

PP: Is it a kazoo? A mini-trumpet? A stick?

>Anon rolls his body around and completely blocks you from poking him

A: It's... nothing! Just, uh... nothing. I think I am going to bed

PP: Okie-dokie-lokie! I guess I could take a nap this early. Oh, when we wake up, can we make pancakes? No, no! Waffles!

A: Yes... whatever you want

>Anon seems very distant for some reason

>You hope kissing him so hard didn't hurt his feelings

>Anon leaves the couch and quickly changes into his bed clothes

>You wait for him to get comfortable before crawling in beside him

PP: Hehe, I love your bed, Anon. So soft... the pillows are so fluffy. Do you want to know what the best part of your bed it though?

>Anon looks to you for the answer

PP: It's that you're in your bed~!

>You give Anon a small peck on his neck and another on his mouth

>His flat lips press against your muzzle and you smile

>Anon really is amazing and you are thrilled that he loves you

PP: I am glad we kissed tonight. Does it mean you like me as much as a special somep0ny?

>You wiggle your whole body as close to Anon as physically possible

>Now face to face, Anon's breath is blowing lightly on your neck

>You sigh happily and stare into his face

A: Pinkie... how much do you know about... having a special someone?

PP: Oh, not much actually. I know about kissing and petting and story telling

>Anon looks slightly confused about the last part

A: Do you know -anything- else that couples do?

PP: Oh, sure! They see movies, go out to eat, read books together, play games, share cupcakes... lots of stuff!

A: I see...

>Anon's face is overcome with disappointment

>No! You promised to make him smile always!

PP: Anon, what's wrong? What's bothering you?

A: Nothing... you are really lovely, Pinkie

PP: Something's on your mind. Just tell me! I can keep a secret safe. Promise!

>Anon looks around and finally focuses on you

A: Pinkie... I, uh... how do I say this?

>Anon thinks for a long while

>Finally, he takes your hoof in his hand and pulls it along

>You feel something poke into your hoof

>But, Anon is not wearing all his clothes in bed

>That... means... it's... his

PP: Oh my gosh! Anon!

>You pull your hoof in closely

>You can't believe Anon just did that!

PP: W-what was that all about, Anon?

>He looks at you with worry in his eyes

A: That's my problem, Pinkie

>He seems kind of sad

>Maybe you overacted?

PP: I'm sorry... it was just... I never -touched- a stallion's... thing before

A: The kissing really got me going... I am sorry if you aren't ready for anything like this

>Your mind screams at the words

>You -are- ready to be Anon's special somep0ny and you're gonna prove it!

PP: No, I didn't mean that your thingy is bad! It's perfect, in fact!

>You cover it with a hoof and move your body closer

PP: I heard things before... like this... I know I could do -this- kind of thing

A: You don't have to stress it. We can just take it slow and focus on kissing?

>You know that Anon would not be completely happy with that

>His doodle is poking into your hoof now

>It's really soft and round and you start getting curious what it might look like

PP: I want to look at it, please?

>Anon stares for a minute before pulling his pants down a little

>Out springs a hard, human thingy

>It's not so scary when you get to see it!

>You poke it back and see it bounce left and right

PP: ~Boop!

>You giggle hard

>Anon doesn't look as amused

PP: I've seen stallion thingies before... they're kind of different looking

>You bounce lil' Anon between your two hooves

>This is kind of fun!

>Anon is wait patiently for something and you stare into his eyes

PP: So... I want to be the bestest special somep0ny I can be... what do I do next?

>You look at Anon with a little puzzlement and smile

>He turns his head in embarrassment

A: Pinkie, this feels weird

PP: Is it my hooves?

A: Uh, yes... but, no. I... I didn't know you were new to this kind of thing... to sex

>Oh-my-gosh! Anon said that word!

>You feel your cheeks burning and you cover your mouth

A: I am sorry, Pinkie... do you want to just go to bed?

>You aren't even tired

>No! You are a big pony! You can do this no matter how embarrassing!

PP: Anon, I want to be your special somep0ny... I wanna do everything for you! But... most important, I wanna make you smile

>Anon's mouth curls at the edges

A: Pinkie, you always make me smile! We don't have to do anything that you're not comfortable with

>Anon leans in close and kisses your forehead

>He is so incredible to you

>You pull yourself close to Anon and hug him tightly

>His thingy pokes your belly and pulsates

A: Ha... sorry. Its got a mind of its own

PP: Silly, Anon, that was on purpose!

>You continue to push your belly into him

A: That might, ooh~, not be the best idea

PP: If it's for Anon, it's exactly what I want

>You close your eyes and rub closely

>You feel Anon's hands circle you hips and he helps you along

>This building feeling is amazing

>Nop0ny has ever made you so happy

>Even your little filly parts feel happy to do this

>In fact... they feel very different

PP: H-hey, Anon? I think... my body is... starting to like this too~

>With a practiced grace, Anon takes your flank in either hand

>You hump rhythmically as his squeezing fingers

>Without much warning from Anon, one hand slips between your legs

>You push so hard when his cold hand finds your little box

PP: Anon~!

>His smooth fingers seem to rub all over

>You drool and rock in his expert hands

>A toothy smile plays across Anon's face as your head spins

>He brings his wicked fangs to your muzzle and kisses you deeply

>By Celestia!

>You hope she doesn't hear you swearing to her in such a compromising position

>Your skin is overloading like you just drank ten Cokes

>All too soon, you feel the finale approach

PP: Oh~, Anon~, i-it's... aah~

>You little flank tenses and you can't see straight

>That was... really, really, really fun!

PP: Anon! You are so good at this... sex, so good at sex

>Anon smirks

A: That isn't sex, Pinkie... that's called, "foreplay"

PP: Oh? If that was so fun, what's "afterplay" like?

>Anon shakes his head and holds you tightly

>You simply melt in his arms

>S~o happy~

>An idea forms in your head

>You think of things Rarity had told you about dating... especially the steamy things

>This is the perfect time to try them!

PP: OK, Anon! Lay down so I can do something to you now!

>Anon looks a little surprised, but does as he's told

>Now's your chance to shine

>You hope Anon likes this kind of weird stuff

PP: OK... h-here I go!

>You lay on Anon's side and put his thingy close to your muzzle

>You smell Anon, but it just smells like Anon... which is good anyways

>Carefully, you bring your tongue to him and give him a short lick

>Hehe, this is so weird, but fun!

>You do it again and again until you hear an approving sound from Anon

>You're a natural!

>You make a bold move and put Anon's thingy in your mouth

>He trembles and bounces a little as you use your tongue to "kiss" him

PP: Oh, Pinkie... that's just perfect...

>Anon likes it!

>You double your efforts in an effort to double his pleasure

>You push down quickly and take as much of him in as possible

>A few of your teeth rub closely to his maleness

A: C-careful... teeth!

>You open your mouth wider to accommodate as more and more of Anon is buried in your muzzle

>You are so nervous that your tummy is bubbly

>You slide up and off Anon and smile at him

PP: Was that a good job?

A: Oh, yes... so good...

PP: How do I know when you feel really, really good?

A: I promise you'll know

>You trust Anon in this and go back to your lewd kissing

>Anon's noises make you so happy as you suck

>It's really no different than drinking a thick milkshake and you -love- milkshakes

>A little while passes and Anon is laying completely flat as you work your magic

>You feel his leg twitch for the first time as he trusts against you lightly

A: Oh~, so close... ah~!

>Close to what?

>You find out in an instant as something pours into your throat

>Did Anon just pee on you!?

>You pull away with sticky, warm gunk in your mouth

>Anon's thingy spits another glob of it on your nose and over your lips

PP: Anon! That wasn't very nice

A: That was... fantastic...

>He lays there with a big, dopey grin

PP: This doesn't smell like pee... what was that?

>You swallow and try to taste carefully

>Protein... sugars... trace amounts of other elements?

A: That's a juicy reward for doing a good job. Hehe, stallion crème

PP: Are you suppose to eat it?

A: Only if you want to... as long as it comes out of me, I don't care what happens to it

>Anon is panting lightly

>All in all, that was pretty fun

>You lay on Anon's belly and analyze his thingy for a while

PP: So, how long does it take to go down?

A: A few minutes

PP: Does it hurt?

A: Not at all. It's only painful if left hard for too long

>You take notes now

PP: Did it really feel good in my mouth?

A: Oh yes, so good...

>Anon grins again

>You really did it!

PP: So was that sex?

A: Not quite. It's one type of sex

>You gasp

PP: There's more?

A: A lot more... I am not sure if even I know it all

>I bet Twilight would have a book on this kind of thing... or at least Rarity would!

>As your mind wanders, Anon seems to have grabbed your flank

PP: Oh... hello there, hands~

A: Would you like to have a little more fun before bed?

PP: Anon, do you even have to ask about -fun-?

A: I like that answer!

>Anon drags you up his body by your flank

PP: Silly, my mouth is this way!

>He chuckles and you feel it rumble into your chest

>You giggle in return

>You are cut short as you feel Anon kissing your... backside?

>Oh my, you just know this will be strange

>You can feel Anon breathing closely to your hot rump and his cold breath cools you nicely

>Without much warning, Anon is tongue-kissing your most sensitive parts

PP: Aah~, aah~, cold!

>Anon cups your rump in both hands and draws you in

>This feeling is even better than his hands!

>You spread your legs a little wider and he buries more of his amazing tongue in you

>Why are you just learning about this fun thing now?!

>Anon makes such vulgar sounds on you

>Slurping and licking, he sounds like he's eating a bowl of ice-cream

>You really don't care to worry so much, this feeling is celestial

>Within minutes, you feel that tense feeling in your legs and rub your backside against Anon

>Here... it... comes!

>The lights flicker for a moment and a huge surge of power echoes through the apartment

>The whole room shakes back and forth

>This must be sex!

PP: Oh, Anon~... that was the most super-stupendous, extra-terrific sex ever!

>You look over your shoulder to see Anon's face covered in your wet juices

>You giggle a little as he licks his face

PP: A juicy reward, huh~?

A: It's like bubblegum...

>Anon licks from the source again

A: You taste wonderful

>You feel him cleaning your messy flank

>Oh~, if he keeps that up, you might just make another mess

>You giggle softly and let him have his fun

>A voice suddenly catches your attention

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie! Thank Celestia I found you, I... oh come on... again?

>You look to her with blush on your face

>Anon's head peers over your flank as his tongue quickly retreats into his mouth

TS: Every time I hop into another dimension, I find Anon having sex with one of you. What is wrong with you ponies!?

PP: But it's fun!

>Anon nods in agreement

TS: Look, there's not much time. Get dressed because we have to go

PP: I don't want to leave Anon

>You hold Anon's legs tightly and pout

TS: Don't worry, he's coming with us for this. -It's- happening

A: Excuse me... but, what is happening?

TS: The possible anhilation of both Equestria and Earth. I've gathered the other Anon's and everyp0ny I could find. You were the last two I needed and... Anon! Focus!

>Anon pulls his tongue away from your flank again

>Twilight is really rude today

TS: This is -serious-! I can't keep this portal open forever or they'll find it!

A: Who will?

TS: I'll tell you on the way. Come on!

>You see Twilight gallop off into the living room

A: She seems worked up... we should at least humor her

>Anon and you hop off the bed

>He is dressed in a flash and you both round the corner

>Before you stands Twilight Sparkle and a large, glowing rift that seems to be pulling space in around the edges

>It pulses with a soft, purple glow and hums loudly

TS: Just step through! It will take us to Canterlot! The rest of the group is waiting there!

>You see Twilight rush into the portal and look to Anon

PP: Oh, this looks fun! I bet this'll be a great adventure!

A: Certainly looks that way, Panko...

PP: Last one in is a rotten cupcake!

>You start charging in with Anon

>You can't wait to see your friends again and go on another epic adventure with everyp0ny!

>Maybe you can even show off your special somep0ny!

>Won't it be exciting!?