- >Day Hitch To Hike on Earth
- >Be Twilight Sparkle
- >You toss in your bed as the morning sun peaks into your window
- >Celestia allows makes sure you rise and ready for your studies ahead and you great the golden dawn with a tired smile
- >As you lift the pillow off your head, you look around to find that last night was not a dream
- >You sigh a bit as you step out of the small cot
- >A sound draws you to the kitchen area as you see the odd creature known only as "Anonymous" hurrying around for items
- >He has a sack of some kind with many pouches and a smartly dressed strap on the back
- >You imagine it is a saddlebag of sorts, but made for bipedal creatures
- >He notices you with a grunt and a nod of his head as he continues
- TS: Good morning, I think...
- A: Leaving soon...
- TS: Oh? Where are you going?
- A: We
- TS: Where are -we- going this morning?
- A: Town
- >It frustrates you at how he speaks
- >You've met guards with more personality than this human!
- TS: Thank you, again, for all of your hospitality. Quick question though, if you would?
- >He stops for a moment to make eye contact with you
- TS: Um, where's the little mare's room? I, uhm, need to -go-
- >You let go a nervous chuckle at the topic itself
- >Anon just looks at you with unwavering indifference
- >He quickly holds up his hand and points towards the door
- A: Outside and back
- >You nod and head out the door with a bit of urgency
- >An outhouse is not the worst, you hope
- >As you wind around back, hope disappears as you behold nothing
- >You stamp around as you pace quickly and decide that Anonymous must have pushed it a bit deeper into the woods
- >You step into some bushes and pass through
- >Nothing of particular size or shape catches your attention and you are starting to worry what could have happened to Anon's outhouse
- >A quick gallop takes you back to the front where Anon is already standing outside
- >You tip-hoof in place as your bladder threatens you
- TS: Anon! I can't find the bathroom!
- >He looks at you with a bit of puzzlement before waving you to follow him
- >You are taken to the back of the house once again and shake your head in frustration
- TS: See? Somep0ny misplaced your outhouse!
- >A sound not unlike a choking cat rings from Anon in what must be laughter
- A: There
- >He points to a small hole dug towards one side of the grounds and you look up at him in utter confusion
- TS: You can't be serious... it's... it's a hole! In the ground!
- A: Don't fall in...
- >He chuckles as he disappears to the front again
- >Uncomfortably, you figure out the grand use of the hole and do your best to stay sanitary
- >Urinating out in the open like this is so uncivilized that it makes your skin crawl
- >There's not even a door to keep prying eyes away from you!
- >Where do you wash your hooves when you are done?
- >You sigh heavily as you finish up and ponder why anyp0ny would do this to themselves
- >You make your way back to Anon at the front of his home
- >He holds up a few pieces of some hard treat that smells nutty and sugary
- A: Food. Good for energy...
- >You take it from him in your magic and give it a bite
- >While not delicious, it certainly stops the grumbling in your body
- TS: Thanks...
- >Anon draws a small pouch out his pocket and opens it
- >The smell turns your nose around as you watch him
- >He pulls out a few pieces of shoulder meat that looks sun dried
- >Your stomach flops once as he puts it in his mouth and starts chewing with a depraved contentment
- >You hold a hoof to your mouth as you try to keep your own food down
- A: Oh... sorry... I forgot
- >He turns from you and stuffs the meat pouch into his pocket once more before pointing his hand into the air
- A: Good weather today
- >With that, he starts walking off into a direction seemingly choose at random
- TS: Do we have a map?
- >Anon looks at you curiously before shaking his head
- TS: What about a compass?
- >Again, he confirms that you don't
- TS: How are we suppose to find our way without tools?
- A: Knowledge
- >You sigh and drop the topic as he moves through brush
- >As you walk on, you can not help but allow your scientific mind to take in all you see
- >The flora is very simple in color, not too many flowers spring through the denser green shrub and tall trees
- >The species of tree is, in fact, oak and it makes you wonder about other similarities that may be presence
- >You sit and marvel at the tree for a moment and examine a bit of sap leaking from one side
- >You realize Anonymous could not keep all these plants alive himself
- >This place must be akin to the Everfree Forest
- >A chill runs up your spine just thinking about the possibility of timber-wolves prowling about
- >You turn about as you search for Anon, but find yourself alone for the moment
- >A nervous chuckle escapes you
- TS: No need to worry... Anon is probably right around this bush...
- >You quickly maneuver through the brush only to find more forest before you
- TS: OK, he'll notice I am not behind him any minute and call out to me...
- >You stand perfectly still and your ears pivot about in search of any sound
- >The forest answers in derisive silence
- >You tap your hooves against the soft ground and continue to slowly circle around yourself
- >The quiet forest begins to irk you and you are the first to sound out in protest
- TS: Anon! Anonymous! Where are you!?
- >You shout in no particular direction and await some response
- TS: Anon!? You there!?
- >You listen carefully for a moment before you hear the rustling of leaves
- >A smile parts your muzzle slowly as the sound grows near
- TS: Thank Celestia, I was starting to think...
- >You look towards the noise and see a small creature approaching
- >The black fur and white stripe are all you need to see before you begin running
- >You know all too well about mephitis mephitis after your brief encounter as a foal
- >You plow through the thick woods, searching desperately for a path or some sign of Anon
- >A rock catches your hoof in your panicked gallop and sends your rolling down a short hill
- >You land with a thud on your side and lay in place for the moment
- >Everything hurts
- >It takes a few moments, but you wobble to your hooves and blink the spots from your eyes
- >Another sound catches your attention from behind
- >You spin in place and lower your horn at whatever may be sneaking up
- A: You stopped following... thought you got lost
- >Anonymous stands before you again and for the moment, your heart soars
- TS: Why didn't you answer me when I called out?
- A: I don't like screaming...
- >You don't even care about this silliness right now
- >It's just great having somep0ny around again in this scary forest
- A: We aren't much further
- >Anon points to a small clearing in the trees and begins moving forward again
- >You hold your curiosity in this time and allow the scenery to pass
- >It only works for so long as you become comfortable with Anonymous nearby again
- TS: So... who raises the sun?
- >Anon's face twists a little as he searches for words
- A: Who raises the sun?
- TS: Yeah, that's what I asked. Where I am from, Celestia does it. She's the Princess of the Sun after all!
- A: ... No one
- TS: What? No one raises the sun here? But, how does it come up and go down?
- A: I... I don't know... it does
- >Anon shrugs and looks a bit embarrassed for the moment
- TS: Well, OK, I see. What about the seasons? Who changes them?
- >Again, Anon looks intense as he thinks hard
- A: Stop talking...
- TS: Oh, I am sorry? I didn't mean to offend you
- >He grits his jaw and you swear he looks like he is going to cry
- A: No one... everything here just changes. M-maybe time?
- TS: And time changes by itself?
- >Anon nods a few times without looking at you
- TS: I know a lot about time, actually. I have a book here all about the theory of time travel. It was written by Starswirl the Bearded. He was pretty great, you know?
- >Anon doesn't seem to reply
- >Possibly, he does not actually know
- TS: I could get it for you... um, maybe. If you want it? It's a really good read!
- A: I don't...
- TS: Oh, OK, you don't want it and that's fine...
- A: No, I can't...
- >You raise an eyebrow
- TS: You -can't- want it?
- A: ...Read. I can't read...
- >He keeps a gruff expression on his face and does not turn to face you
- >You are taken aback for the moment
- >Maybe education isn't as common and freely given as in Equestria?
- >Whatever the case, you do not push further
- TS: So... nice day, right? No rain
- >He nods carefully as he climbs over a tree branch
- >You wiggle underneath the same and step out into a small clearing
- >The trees are much less dense and the ground is more even
- >Anon is frozen in place
- A: There
- >He points a finger to a grey road with yellow stripes
- A: Follow...
- >You do as commanded now, thankful for this small hint of civilization
- >It is a bit more quite on your side as the two of you trek along
- >Anon seems to fidget now and then towards the woods and you are uncertain what is making him so jumpy
- TS: Hey, Anon? Who built this road? Or do roads just happen here too?
- A: Someone...
- >Well, that was almost an answer
- TS: More humans built this road, right?
- A: Yes
- TS: What is it used for?
- >As if the world was truly automated, your answer begins to sound from a distance
- >The ground shakes lightly and you hear the rev of a very powerful engine
- >In the distance, an orange colored machine peaks out from a corner and moves at a phenomenal speed
- >It passes you so quickly, that the force traveling beside it booms in your ears and throws your mane backwards
- >Anon, on the other hoof, dives to the floor and cups his hands over his ears
- >After that extremely brief encounter, Anon is back to his feet and marching quickly towards the tree line
- >You call out and chase him as he slips past a tree
- TS: Anon! Wait! What was that! What is the matter!?
- A: Don't want to do this... I am sorry
- >He is still moving quickly and you begin to lose some ground to his agile stride
- TS: Anon! Wait up! Don't leave me!
- >He doesn't seem to respond and wears a frightened expression on his face
- >As he slows a bit, you recover some distance
- >By the time you reach him, you are far enough into the woods to lose the road
- TS: Anon, please! Tell me what is wrong?
- A: Too loud... too many people... I can't. I don't
- >Anon sits and curls his legs into his chest
- >You see he is scared to a level you would deem as, "irrational"
- TS: Anon... Anonymous, look at me. You don't have to be afraid
- >He grunts lightly at you as his eyes focus on your own
- TS: I know this is asking a lot of you, but I need you more than ever to get to your human town
- A: I... I can't
- TS: Yes, you can. I know you can. I believe in you!
- >You carefully approach him where he can see you and rub your head against his
- TS: It's going to be OK. I'm scared too in this new world, but I trust you enough to help me through it. Will you trust me? Would you call me a friend?
- >Anonymous looks at you with watery eyes
- A: F-f-friend?
- >The word sounds jagged and slightly unpleasant as he says it
- TS: Yes, Anon... I would be your friend if you would be mine?
- >He drops his gaze to his knees for the moment and nods into his legs
- A: Alright... trust you...
- >It takes him a minute to stand back up and calm his breathing, but he does manage to lead you back towards the road once again
- A: Cars... cars are loud
- TS: So, that's what it's called! It's a type of automobile. How can it go so fast?
- >Anon shrugged to you and, given his current assumed level of engineering, you don't press the issue
- A: Cars go fast... planes go faster... rockets go faster than planes
- TS: So, rockets are the fastest?
- >You understand what little rocket science you have read, the subject is not well studied in Equestria
- >Anon nods to you
- >You follow behind him once again as you walk through the wood and down the road
- >It takes an hour, or so the sun would imply, of plodding along until you finally come upon a sight to behold
- >Humans, like Anon yet so different, walk and drive and fill every conceivable space in their human town
- >The buildings rise to the clouds and some even pass them on their way up
- >All manner of electrical devices fill every sidewalk
- >You try to take it all in before recoiling from the vast amount of information
- TS: Anon... I... I don't know what to say...
- A: Nothing...
- >For the first time since you've arrived, you felt being awe-struck was the perfect answer
- >You watched as the humans passed each other, as they went into stores, as they sat in their cars, and as they ate their lunches
- >So many of them in so many colours with any manner of mane the imagination could conjure
- >They didn't seem so different to ponies after all, at least, from what you could see
- >Anon stood around by the entrance beside you with his body leaning away
- TS: So... where do we shop for quills?
- A: S-shop? I can't...
- >You look at Anon as he flitters between facial expressions
- >This must be very hard for him
- TS: What if I just go ask another human for some help? You can stay here and be away from the noise?
- >For a moment, Anon looked to you
- A: We should leave...
- TS: What? We just got here. I'm so close to going home
- A: It's not safe... too many people. So many...
- TS: I know you're scared, I understand, but I am a big pony and I can be trusted on my own
- >Anon's face twisted for the moment as he began speaking in the loudest voice you have ever heard from him
- A: No! It's not safe! We should go! They'll hurt you!
- >He finished his sentence with a bit of spittle hanging from his mouth and his breathing was labored
- >Anon stood there with a fearful look on his face and his hands outstretched as if pleading
- TS: Like they did to you?
- >He stopped at your words and took them in
- TS: Y-yes... they hurt everyone who is different
- >You look at Anon and feel a sense of pity in your heart
- >You wish there was a way to talk to him, to make him see that not everyone is bad
- >He looks to you with a broken smile and points towards his home
- >You look to him and shake your head sadly
- TS: Anon, I must get my materials. I have to go home
- >He clenches his hands together and continues to silently beg
- >You turn slowly from him with pain on your face as you slowly begin to walk into the town
- >You stop after a few meters and turn your head back
- >Anon is just standing there with tears in his eyes and unspoken words on his lips
- >This is how you will get home
- >You must do this
- >A week later in a cabin on a hill
- >Be Anonymous
- >Another one is gone, you think as you prod the fire
- >Just another creature in your life who would drift by
- >You hang a small metal pot with water on the pit and await for it to boil
- >A week ago, your lonely cabin was so comforting
- >Tonight, shadows cast silent haunts on the walls and the stillness in the air bothers you
- >Sound is infrequent
- >There is no rain these days
- >You take a mild comfort in the sound of the popping fire wood at your feet
- >It is lonely on your island
- >Her name was Twilight Sparkle and she was a witch or a unicorn or something likewise fantastical
- >She moaned like a child, yet spoke like a scholar
- >She ate all your dried fruit and talked endlessly about nothing in particular
- >And she was the nicest creature who ever spent time with you
- >You stir your pot of water and add a few berries and a nice carrot you had found
- >At least a soup will calm your stomach
- >You look to the crater by your house and spy the prints of horseshoes in the dirt
- >They made a nice sound on your floor
- >A sort of clacking, clip-clop as she walked by
- >You smile as you think about the lovely noise
- >You stir the pot again and sniff the air
- >For no reason you can understand, you use all the berries and the full carrot on this pot
- >A third and eighth would have been fine for one person, but something tells you to cook more
- >You look to the sky and see the stars hanging lazily in their place
- >No shooting stars tonight
- >You take your cup and scope at the boiling water
- >All you need is one cup for dinner
- >You sigh between a hot sip and blow gently at the steam
- >A noise deep in the wood catches your attention for the moment
- >You draw your knife and listen intently
- >A moving object, not too far from you
- >It's moving swiftly, like a bird, but the sound of beating wings is too low and too large
- >You steady your resolve and crouch low by the fire
- >A final rustling of the forest trees finds you face to face with something wholly unknown
- >It is blue in colour, the body is familiar
- >It hovers in place and looks around a bit before you see lavender eyes staring back at you
- >The creature makes a quick dive to you and you stumble backwards a bit
- >A face illuminates by fire light and you stare awkwardly
- >A sudden voice startles you as you stare down the new beast
- RD: Hey! Twi! I think I found that -thing- you're looking for!
- >The trees and growth shake from all sides as the sound of beasts running approaches
- >A new host of colourful aliens burst from the brush and surround you
- F: Oh, my... there is somep0ny living out here after all
- AJ: Well, ah'll be! Not ev'ryday ya' see a barn so nicely built
- >This one points at your house
- PP: We found the weird thing Twilight was looking for! Oh, can we name him!?
- R: Darling, I am sure -he- has a name... um, what was it again?
- >Then you see her stepping toward you
- >He purple body blends into the darkness as her horn glows
- >The alien who crashed at your door and changed the very sounds of the world for you
- T: His name is, "Anonymous" and he doesn't like a lot of noise. So -please- use your indoor voice, Pinkie
- >You stare at all the creatures before you in their crescent formation
- >A small smile plays over your face as you see Twilight Sparkle move closer to the fireplace
- A: You came back...
- T: I thought it was only fair. I left without being able to say, "goodbye" to you! Friends don't leave friends like that
- >A smirk crawls up one side of her mouth as she looks at you
- >You want to stand up and shout and yell and raise your voice to scare away the shadows and quiet that has consumed your nights
- >You want to run to her and hug her like a friend would and tell her how terribly quiet everything is when she was not around
- >There is so much you want to do that you simply do nothing
- >You finally stretch your hand out towards the pot and offer simply
- A: Soup?
- T: I would love some, Anon... the trip here was so exhausting. Oh, also, I brought some friends with me. I hope it's OK with you? I know how you don't like a lot of noise and I explained as many rules as I could for everyp0ny, but they were all interested in the story about the human's world that...
- >You look at her with raised eyebrows
- >She giggles nervously before cover her mouth with a hoof
- TS: Oh, sorry... I'll stop
- >You shake your head
- A: No... please... continue
- >You find a nearby bowl and fill it with soup
- A: I want to hear it. Everything...
- >You listen happily to Twilight's tale as the night rolls on and the fire fades
- >For the first time in a week, your home feels right again
- RD: Well, yeah, so that's about everything -we- did. Tell us about yourself!
- PP: Yeah! Tell us, Mr. Human Anonymous!
- F: If you want too, that is
- R: Yes, we'd simply love to hear what you've been up too
- TS: Now, girls, Anon doesn't like to talk all that much. He's more of a...
- >You hold up a hand and stop Twilight midsentence
- A: For my friends? I will try...
- >Twilight's mouth hangs open in surprise before she smiles and sits comfortably
- >You look to the sky carefully and smile
- >It's always nice to have friends in high places