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Five-Thousand Dedicated Subjects (One Shot)

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  1. >Day of Five-Thousand Dedicated Subject in Equestria
  2. >Be Anon the Frozen Knight
  3. >You are the finest fighter in the land and have been tasked with killing a mage who is late on his rent
  4. >While you would usually just send a tax collector, you notice the mage keeps turning them into sheep
  5. >Needless to say, no more collectors will venture into the mage's lair
  6. >You suit up in your mighty armour
  7. >It is bedecked in jewels of arcane waste that nullify magical abilities
  8. >The smell is a little off-putting, but everything has a price!
  9. >You are fully sealed inside as you helmet covers your face
  10. >You look into the mirror pool to see the white, polished metal gleam back
  11. A; If the mage has any heathen God's, he best pray to them now for the Frozen Knight seeks blood!
  12. >You stop posing for a moment as your servants begin staring
  13. A: Fetch me my rapier!
  14. >You sound off quickly to break the awkward stares
  15. >Close one, but you are cool and collected
  16. >So cool, dare you jest, that they call you the Frozen Knight!
  17. >Ha ha!... You assure yourself it is very funny
  18. >A feeble bodied servant finally arrives and presents you your weapon
  19. >You take it in one mighty hand and laugh
  20. A: Welcome, my old friend! We have not had to use you in many a fight!
  21. >You swing the blade through the air once and see the tail of ice fragment around the blade
  22. A: Gelure the Frozen Serpent! We shall be bathe in the warmth of another's life once more!
  23. >Your servants stop and look at you again
  24. >Can't a guy monologue without everyone staring at them?
  25. >You stamp in your heavy armour from your fortress and to your stables
  26. >You find your snow-white steed, Shival
  27. A: Come, my noble steed! We ride today to destroy another contemptible tax dodger!
  28. >Shival looks to you, snorts and then returns to eating
  29. >Stubborn horse!
  30. >You pull a sugar cube from a bag about your neck and you goad the horse to leave the stable
  31. >He greedily eats the cube and you mount him quickly
  32. >He lets out a whinny as your weight bears down on his back
  33. >Armour is heavy, Shival should feel how much worse it is to be wearing it!
  34. >You finally manage to reign in your stubborn horse and make tracks toward the mage's tower
  35. >You also note to stop renting space to mages who demand "all but impregnable" locations with a view
  36. >It is an hour or so until you reach your destination
  37. >You give Shival another sugar cube for being a good horse and not bucking you off
  38. >You ascend the stairs to the front door and kick it down
  39. >The door breaks like reed beneath your mighty boot
  40. A: Mage! Vieyard! It is I, Sir Anonymous! We have come for the rent!
  41. >An old man descended the staircase and you give him ample time because you are a gentleman
  42. V: Anonymous... how happy I am to see you
  43. A: Happy? You did not even end that sentence with an exclamation mark. How dare you lie to me and lack emotion at the same time! Now, where is my money?
  44. V: Money? Oh, right, the rent. Yes, I have it right here in my...
  45. >The dastardly mage throws a handful of magic dust in your eyes
  46. V: pocket dust!
  47. >Well, maybe it wasn't "magic" dust
  48. >The mage laughs his old, squawky laugh
  49. V: Fool! No smooth talking tax collector could get me to pay! What makes you think you could?!
  50. A: Because I'm twenty percent cooler than the rest!
  51. >You slash your blade in a wide arc and a ray of ice flies at the mage
  52. >He ducks to one side with more grace than you know mages to have
  53. >He brandishes an empty bottle
  54. V: Speed potion, never get caught with your pants down!
  55. >His hand waves in the air and a fireball flies at you
  56. V: Goodnight, Snowman! Hahaha!
  57. >You spear the fireball on your rapier and it freezes
  58. >You spin your blade and shatter the frozen ball into shards of ice
  59. >The mage stops laughing
  60. A: how dare you take the name of my dead apprentice in vain!
  61. >Your eyes shine like blue diamonds behind your helmet
  62. A: What is a mage? A miserable little pile of sorcery! But, enough talk... Have at you!
  63. >You step in and lunge your blade at the mage
  64. >He moves deftly around you and begins to run
  65. >You hate runners!
  66. >With a wave of your sword, you create a wall of ice that impedes his progress
  67. >You charge in from behind him with your rapier ready to end this
  68. V: Fool! I shall not be silenced!
  69. >The mage holds out both of his hands and casts something sinister
  70. V: Txet sdrawkcab!
  71. >Your blade impales the fiends body as his magic engulfs you
  72. >A frost begins to creep from your stab wound up his body
  73. >You see his legs freeze over and the magic begins to work it's way up your body
  74. V: Even if I die, you'll still be torn apart by the spell casted upon you!
  75. >The frost crawls to his torso
  76. V: See you in my heathen God's version of Hell, -Sir- Anonymous! Hahaha!
  77. >Your anti-magic crystals begin to shatter one by one
  78. >This magic is too powerful for your wards!
  79. >You witness the end of the mage as his blood freezes in his veins
  80. >With one last act of defiance, you stomp the frozen corpse with your steel boot
  81. >It shatters nicely and you smile
  82. >Your horse enters the room and looks around for a moment
  83. >He sees you slowly disappearing into nothingness
  84. A: Shival... my old friend... remember me as I once was! Only thinner!
  85. >He looks at you with his usual indifferent glance
  86. >You pet his face one last time
  87. >The magic rubs off on your horse now and he too is slowly being consumed
  88. >Oops
  89. >The horse whinnies angrily at you
  90. A: Hey! I didn't now this stuff spreads! But, look at the bright side! We'll die together as heroes
  91. >The horse doesn't seem to be as optimistic
  92. >The magic reaches your chin and you feel the end nearing
  93. >Now you have no mouth and you must scream
  94. >You and your noble steed are gone
  95. >Blackness
  96.  
  97. >In an alternate dimension
  98. >Be Applejack the Unstoppable Force
  99. >It's a good day to be in her majesty's service!
  100. >You walk from your modest fortress and behold the lush green fields
  101. >Red apples, along with other not red apples, grow plentiful across the acres
  102. >It is your duty to feed the whole of your city as well as ensure that all who would attack your land as crushed beneath your shiny, shiny hooves
  103. AJ: Ah reckon that this here harvest is gonna be a doozy!
  104. >You walk out into the fine day and check on your workers
  105. >You know that this is only possible with the support and trust of your subjects
  106. >Farmhooves tending fields and working diligently as far as the eye can see
  107. >You wave to them and they take a moment to bow before you
  108. >Yup, life's pretty good as an apple farmer
  109. >You enter a barn, one of many you raised, and go to grab some fresh hay for the boys in the field to eat
  110. >Wouldn't want them working on an empty stomach!
  111. >You notice one pile is rather messy and see to it to pick it up before anything
  112. >You jab your pitchfork into the pile and are treated to the sound of metal ringing
  113. AJ: What in tarnation?
  114. >A figure suddenly springs from the pile
  115. >It stands tall on two legs
  116. >It is covered in armor you've never seen and carries a flimsy looking sword in its grip
  117. >Clearly, this is some kind of robot you hear Twilight always talking about
  118. >She never did tell you if robots were harmless or not... maybe you should stab it again?
  119. A: Ugh, my head... I hate magical traveling...
  120. AJ: Well, would ya look'it that. Ah never knew robots could talk b'fore! Tell me, did ya get loose from Twilight's place?
  121. A: Twilight? Robots? I must be hearing things... one minute...
  122. >The robot spins its head completely around and you see two shining blue eyes appear
  123.  
  124. >Be Anonymous
  125. A: The heck? I know I heard a woman's voice a moment ago
  126. >Something orange looks up at you
  127. >It looks like a gimp horse... strange
  128. AJ: Well, we better get ya back ta' Twi's place b'fore she gets worried about'cha
  129. >By the nine spheres of Kinlaagish! This gimp horse just spoke!
  130. >You hold your sword out
  131. A: I am no stranger to magic or daemons or daemon magics! What be thee?
  132. AJ: Calm down now, fella. Ah'm not gonna hurt ya
  133. >Can you trust daemons? You can't recall now
  134. A: I am Sir Anonymous. Who are you and who is this "Twilight" you speak of?
  135. AJ: Mah name's Applejack and this here's my land. If'n ya don't know who Twilight is, well, pardner, we're gonna have us a bad time
  136. >You don't want any more bad times
  137. >You put away your rapier and bow quickly
  138. A: Forgive my intrusion. I have been sent here by an evil, tax dodging wizard and am sorry if I killed and/or interrupted anybody
  139. >The gimp horse struts about your person for a moment
  140. AJ: So... you're not a robot?
  141. A: Not last I checked! But, who knows anymore with magic all around these days. Not to mention politically correct naming systems and the socialist's agenda!
  142. >The orange mare looks at you skeptically
  143. >Possibly she is a socialist as well?
  144. >You place your hand over the hilt of your rapier just incase
  145. AJ: Well, if'n yer not from these parts an' a wizard did it... we should probably go an' see Twilight anyhow
  146. A: Fine by me. One moment though, I think my noble steed came with me
  147. >You whistle a sharp, short sound
  148. >The hay behind you stirs and you see your horse is indeed with you!
  149. >However, he now looks as gimped as the horse standing before you!
  150. S: Oh, my head... what happened?
  151. A: Evil wizard, teleportation, something about robots, and now we are in this stable
  152. S: Do you have any sugar cubes?
  153. A: Yes, why?
  154. S: Give me one to soothe this headache
  155. >You hand your now-talking horse one
  156. >You must admit that you are taking this very well under these circumstances
  157. A: So, Shival... we are about to visit someone called, "Twilight". Our guide is to be this one here known as, "Applejack"
  158. >Shival looks at the orange affront to nature
  159. >His eyes seem to light up and he gets to his hooves
  160. >He looks like a stupid marshmallow treat with a mane!
  161. >This is almost too ridiculous and you realize you probably can't ride him like this
  162. S: Hello, m'lady! My name is Shival the Noble and it is lovely to make your acquaintance
  163. >Shival takes her by her... hoof? yes, hoof and kisses it
  164. >At least he's still a gentleman
  165. AJ: Well, nice ta' meet ya too... uh, fella? Ya might want ta' get some'a that "excitement" down, catch mah drift?
  166. >Shival is sporting a rather humorous erection
  167. >You snort a little
  168. A: What a -boner- for your first encounter!
  169. >You love double entendres!
  170. >Shival blushes, which is new, and attempts to cover up
  171. S: It's been a dry month!
  172. A: Just calm yourself and steady your nerves. We have a trip to partake in!
  173. >You chitchat with the orange mare a while longer as she walks you in the direction of a small town
  174. >Your poor steed cannot seem to catch a break as you pass by more female gimp horses
  175. S: Augh, this place is ridiculous! Do you have any stallions in your society at all?!
  176. >Applejack shrugs
  177. AJ: Well, there's not a whole lotta stallions around since the last war... Ah reckon we'd have only a few dozen to divide between the whole kingdom!
  178. >Shival's eyes go wide and you swear his member is nearly stabbing the floor
  179. A: What a predicament! Must be a challenges to find warm bodies, hmm?
  180. >Shival shoots you a stare that could freeze even you!
  181. >You back off the subject and chuckle at his misfortune
  182. AJ: We'll be enterin'  the Ponyville city limits soon. Try not to... um, be a shining white piece'a metal... or whatever. Don't do nothin' stupid, ya here?
  183. A: Loud and clear! I shall be ever-suave. I was the spokesman for rationing food for a nearby village in my kingdom!
  184. S: Yeah, that went over well until you suggested we could get more food by eating the extra horses...
  185. >You condescending bastard!
  186. A: You unbelievable liar! I would never suggest we eat horse meat! Horses are far too gamey and do not yield nearly enough meat
  187. S: You'd eat me the second you were hungry!
  188. >You stop and think about all those jokes you didn't think he could understand in your dimension
  189. A: But, I never followed through with any of those jokes! I even fed you extra sugar because I knew you'd muscle through like the champion you are!
  190. >Shival scoffs and walks on
  191. >In good news, his erection went down arguing
  192. >You always help people, what a guy!
  193. >As you enter the town, you notice many shops and the aroma of food lingers all around
  194. >Your stomach growls and you look to your guide
  195. AJ: We really shouldn't stop fer food here...
  196. A: I'll pay whatever I can
  197. AJ: How many bits ya got?
  198. A: Uh... well... I have sugar cubes?
  199. >She sighs hard and walks to a nearby stand
  200. >You see delicious confectionaries lined up neatly and you salivate
  201. Shopkeeper: Noble Applejack! it is an honor to see you in town! What can I do for you and your... friends today?
  202. AJ: 'Round a' muffins fer us... make it a double fer the big guy here
  203. >The merchant hands... hooves over a box of sweets and you gladly carry the box
  204. AJ: How does a robot even eat?
  205. A: For the last time, I am no robot. I am not even sure what that is! Like a golem maybe?
  206. >Crazy ponies and their talk of robots!
  207. >You find what looks like a quiet spot and have a seat on an absurdly large mushroom
  208. >A true toadstool! Ha ha... you are so witty
  209. >Applejack watches you careful as you place both hands on either side of your helmet
  210. >A twist and creak of metal and your helmet comes off
  211. >Her face goes pale
  212. AJ: W-what in the name of Princess Celestia are ya?!
  213. >Her scream startles some nearby locals who look to see what the fuss is about
  214. >You pick up a delicate white cupcake and stuff it in your mouth
  215. >These things are amazing... you eat two more in rapid succession
  216. >A large crowd is now forming around you three as you continue eating
  217. >You stop only for a moment
  218. A: Can I help you lot?
  219. >The crowd bursts into murmurs and you hear such things as "monster" and "beast" and "xylophone"
  220. >No time to worry about gimped horses for you are starving!
  221. >You pile in another cupcake and chew happily
  222. >Applejack hasn't touch a single treat, but your noble steed does enjoy two
  223. AJ: Ya sure as sugar ain't no robot... what are ya' really in there?
  224. A: I am a human from the realm of Earth to be precise!
  225. >You stand up and bow to your audience
  226. A: I thank all of your for coming out today to see me off in town! You are all wonderful!
  227. >You sit back down and mentally pat yourself on the back
  228. >Anon you shrewd speaker, you!
  229. AJ: We better go b'fore anyp0ny starts...
  230. >You cut Applejack off with haste
  231. A: Whoa! Did you just say, "Any pony?"
  232. AJ: Yeah, why? That's how ya' refer to somep0ny ya' don't know by name
  233. >She did it again!
  234. A: Right... I'll just have to take your word on that
  235. S: I don't know, I kind of like it
  236. A: Don't be a suck-up, Shival. Every-one- knows that no -one- likes a suck-up
  237. >You shovel the last cupcake into your gob with ease
  238. >Satisfying, but far from full
  239. >You place your helmet back on and stand to your feet
  240. >The crowd suddenly disperses as you see a regal looking carriage rides into town
  241. >It stops before you three
  242. >The door opens up and a voice urges you all to enter
  243. >You shrug, why not?
  244. >Climbing in, you see a purple unicorn sitting to one corner
  245. >By the Gods! A real unicorn!
  246. A: A... unicorn... the stories weren't myths! Ha! I am not crazy!
  247. >You laugh a non-maniacal laughter to show how not crazy you are
  248. >Shival takes a seat last and you see him covering his little stallion again
  249. >You have no reason to laugh at a horse's erection, but damn if it isn't funny!
  250. TS: I felt a great disturbance in the force and came right away!
  251. AJ: Shucks, didn't know ya could do that
  252. TS: I also saw the explosion from my tower... so, yeah... that happened. Anyways, I needed to see what weird magical artifact had fallen into our world. Surprised to see you already have it under control without any magical bindings
  253. AJ: Well, Anonymous here ain't so bad. Eats a lot, but hey!
  254. A: I am very hungry after my dimensional trip, you would be too!
  255. TS: Oh, wow, it talks too? Is it intelligent?
  256. S: For the most part
  257. >Shival snickers and you shoot him an angry stare
  258. TS: Who are you?
  259. >Twilight looks across to Shival
  260. >He cannot move at the moment, but says polite
  261. S: I am Shival the Noble. Nice to meet you my faire lady!
  262. >His hoof barely suppresses his erection at this point
  263. >Twilight leans into Applejack and points a hoof to Shival
  264. TS: Is he going to be alright?
  265. AJ: Ah think so... Ah think his body's "new" in our dimension or something...
  266. A: I think I should really get him a mare...
  267. >You and Shival nod solemnly for a moment to the dismay of your hostesses
  268. TS: Well... alright... anyways, my name is Twilight Sparkle. Prophet and magi to the Princesses
  269. >Eww, magic
  270. >You all share your names and welcome each other
  271. A: So, where are we off too?
  272. TS: My tower. We have to study you for a while until we can be sure what effect you have on our world
  273. A: That's a great idea... or wait! A better plan I have formulated! If you are a mage, just send me back home! I know, brilliantly simplistic!
  274. >Twilight disapproves
  275. TS: I don't know where your "home" is or even how to send you back
  276. A: Ah, figures... isn't it like a mage to know everything except what you need them for...
  277. >Applejack gasps
  278. AJ: Now see here, mister! Twilight is one'a the best unicorns 'round fer magic!
  279. TS: It's alright, AJ, it's just a new thing for Anon
  280. >Twilight sniffs at you
  281. A: Whoa, hey! Don't sniff me without first buying dinner
  282. S: Didn't you just eat your body weight in cupcakes?
  283. A: Yes, but Applejack bought those
  284. S: So, she could technically sniff you?
  285. >You hate your steed sometimes
  286. A: Why are you sniffing me, anyways?
  287. TS: Trying to discover if you are male or female. You smell mostly like ice and metal...
  288. A: Yes! I am a male. A proud male who has all the abilities of a male! Like urinating while standing!
  289. S: Not to shoot you down here... but, that's the only way us horses use the bathroom
  290. >You do feel hurt that your favorite male-oriented act is commonplace to all horses
  291. >You try not to show it and move on
  292. >The carriage comes to a halt and you all step out
  293. >You see a magnificently clean tower before you and Twilight steps ahead
  294. TS: Step lively, I want to get right to testing
  295. A: I will have you know I bruise easily
  296. TS: Don't worry, it's nothing painful
  297. S: Too bad...
  298. >Applejack stays back at the carriage
  299. AJ: If'n ya'll are good, Ah'm takin' a ride back to Fort Perseverance. See ya!
  300. >The carriage takes off again in the direction of her home
  301. >You wave and continue off into Twilight's castle
  302.  
  303. >At the top of your tower, in your laboratory
  304. >Be Twilight Sparkle the Grand Alchemist
  305. >You have in your possession a new species that is radiating magical energy at an alarming rate
  306. >You do not know exactly how, but you intend to find out
  307. >The Princesses would be proud of your astute effort!
  308. TS: Now, tell me, what is your race?
  309. A: Human
  310. TS: And a human is made of shiny metal all the time, or just you?
  311. >He does not answer for a moment and seems to be... confused?
  312. TS: Let me rephrase, what is a human made out of?
  313. A: Oh... this is just my armour I wear when I have a job to do
  314. TS: OK, so take it off, please. I do not want anything to corrupt the results
  315. A: I don't want to
  316. TS: Why not?
  317. A: I am not wearing undergarments today
  318. >What is he talking about?
  319. >Doesn't he realize how important this is?
  320. TS: I can give you some clothes if you need?
  321. A: Perfect
  322. >You canter to your closest in the room next door and pull out a few dresses you have
  323. >You present them to Anonymous
  324. >Shival laughs intensely
  325. S: Yeah, you'd look great in the pink one!
  326. A: Shut it, you! I have half a mind to sell you to a glue factory!
  327. >You butt in to alleviate their odd suspicion about factory workers
  328. TS: Factories are paid in time and labor. They do not take slaves for trade anymore and are instead fair and just bodies of work in this day and age
  329. >Anon and Shival look at each other for a moment before turning back to you
  330. >Glad you could help them!
  331. TS: Now, once more. Please take off your armor
  332. A: Fine... can I change inside?
  333. TS: And corrupt my data? Absolutely not
  334. A: Then no chance, sister! This is just some clever ruse to see me naked
  335. >As if you would want to see whatever Anon is naked!
  336. >You finally decide to take advantage of his appetite
  337. TS: Anonymous, I have excellent chefs in the tower who can cook you fine foods -if- you cooperate. Sound good?
  338. >He thinks for a moment before holding his hands up to his head
  339. >You see him twist his helmet off and reveal his face
  340. >It is like a horror movie made manifest!
  341. >A flat, scarred face with a short white mane and piercing blue eyes stares back at you
  342. >Dear Celestia! It's hideous!
  343. >With each piece of armor he removes, you become more and more nauseas
  344. >His stark white body now sits in front of you
  345. >You steel yourself and get closer
  346. >He smells like a winter's day mixed with frozen leaves and it stings your nose
  347. TS: So... uh... Anonymous. H-how are you feeling?
  348. A: Naked and hungry, neither pleasant
  349. TS: OK, I just need to... uh... take a sample of your mane... it won't hurt for more than a moment...
  350. >He reaches on his head and tears out a strand of hair
  351. >He gives it to you casually
  352. A: Anything else?
  353. >You take it and place it in a beaker
  354. TS: This should do... one moment
  355. >You take some measurements of his limbs and facial features
  356. >Every time you touch his skin, it feels like stepping on snow
  357. >He doesn't seem to be cold himself, his body just radiates cold
  358. >You make notes on all of these things and head back to your beakers
  359. A: Are we done yet... I am really hungry
  360. TS: Very soon... one last test
  361. >You zap the beaker with Anon's hair in it and add a few reagents to the mix
  362. >When the potion turns as white as Anon, you are finished
  363. A: Very nice! I love the light show! Food when?
  364. TS: Hold your horses...
  365. >You love double entendres!
  366. >You step back and admire the concoction in your hoof
  367. >The ultimate test...
  368. >You guzzle the potion and Anonymous gasps at you
  369. >The sudden rush of memories stir in your mind
  370. >You see Anon's human life... death, betrayal, love, happiness, deceit, pain, suffering, passion...
  371. >The colors race before your eyes as you spiral into the depths of Anon
  372. >The final memory you see is another human, who Anon has hatred for, casting magic on Anon
  373. >Your dreamlike state breaks as you see yourself in your mind and than return to the present
  374. TS: Whoa... powerful stuff... You've lived through quite a lot! Impressive, you must be much older than you look!
  375. A: I am just shy of 200 years... I moisturize everyday
  376. TS: Interesting, what is the average age for your species to live?
  377. A: About 40 years... we fight a lot, you see? Death killings and murder ballets and all that good stuff
  378. >You make a note of "murder ballet"
  379. TS: Well, how are you five times the average lifespan?
  380. A: Eat my oats, lift twice a day, plenty of cardio... oh! Right, almost forgot. My "great" king had me fused with an ice elemental in service to him because I accidentally slept with his daughter. How was I suppose to know she was a princess?
  381. TS: Yes, I saw that... how you managed to do -anything- that night with -that- much drinking is beyond worldly understanding
  382. >You make some notes of the magic enervating from Anon and it all starts coming together
  383. TS: Well, I think we got everything! Also, that thing with the ropes, really out there. I wish I didn't see that
  384. A: Lords, that night was crazy. Never date a necromancer, Twilight
  385. TS: Alright, you are free to get dressed now. On your way out, you can visit the kitchen and grab a snack
  386. >Anon does a double take
  387. A: Wait, you aren't going to send me back home?
  388. TS: Impossible for my magic to do that
  389. A: Aww, come on! I got naked for you and everything!
  390. >Anon is not actually covering himself anymore and his doodle just flaps around while he gestures
  391. TS: I was going to alert the Princesses and see what they had to say. Celestia is the most powerful alicorn I know of. She'd be able to fix it if it was fixable at all
  392. A: Ugh, fine... where will I go for the time being?
  393. TS: I... don't know...
  394. A: Can I stay here?
  395. TS: In my laboratory? I suppose if you don't mind the smell of the chemicals...
  396. A: No, no! I mean, in this tower with you?
  397. >Clinging experiments, this happens far too often
  398. TS: You could or you could stay with one of the kindest, gentlest, most giving ponies I know
  399. A: You could just tell me to get out like an adult, jeez!
  400. TS: Oh, well, excellent! Go see Fluttershy. She's the Master Orator between Equestria and the surrounding beast nations. I'll even go out of my way and arrange a carriage to take you there!
  401. >Anon looks at you with dead eyes
  402. A: Thanks... you kindness is too much...
  403. >He walks to your dressing room and you hear the sound of clattering as metal is hefted into place
  404.  
  405. >Hours later, in Fort Benevolence... ugh, dead serious, that's the name of it
  406. >Be Anonymous
  407. >You have arrived at the fortress of Fluttershy and await her arrival
  408. >Apparently, she is off doing something or other that involves dragons
  409. >You never actually worried about dragons in your home because they were all shipped to the isle of Nor, just a Way round the frigid coasts of the mainland
  410. >You are escorted to a spare room and given a meal quickly enough to ensure your are content
  411. >Maybe this Fluttershy will be an easier guest to get along with
  412. >Stranger things have happened
  413. S: So... what do you think this Fluttershy character is going to do to you?
  414. >You slurp at some noodles
  415. A: I have no idea... probably won't be as bad as Twilight
  416. S: Think she'll be as pretty as the last few we've seen?
  417. A: Subjective, my noble steed. While you are a horse who sees something really sexy in front of them, -I- am an abomination who has absolute zero sex drive on a normal day
  418. >You chuckle to yourself about the ice pun
  419. >You are so good at this sometimes
  420. S: I guess you have a point. It's just... wow, I can't tell you. A whole town of horses, like me! I hardly saw two rumps a year at your stables
  421. A: Forgive me, but I did not spend much time worrying if you had a harem or not
  422. S: Don't you think you should have? I was your best friend!
  423. A: You bit and kicked me more than I thought fair
  424. S: You always jump up on me with your stupid heavy armor on!
  425. A: You defecated in a well and I had to spend hours cleaning it!
  426. S: You're just angry that I can get it up!
  427. A: You're just a animal with no decency!
  428. >A sudden scream breaks the two of you apart
  429. F: Quiet!
  430. >You both turn to see a yellow pegasus fluttering about
  431. >First unicorns and now pegasi!
  432. F: Two creatures arguing in my castle is just wrong! This is Fortress Benevolence, only good feelings are allowed here. Now, tell me what the two of you are arguing about
  433. >You both look to each other and then back to Fluttershy
  434. A+S: He's a bad friend!
  435. >Fluttershy sighs at you both and takes a seat in a nearby chair
  436. F: There, there... we're gonna get through this together. Now, tell me your names
  437. S: I am Shival the Noble. Happy to make your acquaintance
  438. A: I am Sir Anonymous! I suspect you are the one know as, "Fluttershy?"
  439. F: Yes, I am, excellent guess. Now, I want to welcome both of you and see if we can't work this out
  440. >You and Shival seem to talk for what feels like eternity
  441. >You bleed upon the alter of which Fluttershy has constructed and find so many deep, dark repressed memories that are causing you too to bicker
  442. >You consider how marketable someone like Fluttershy would be in your home land
  443. >She could simply take two kingdoms and have them come to an ultimate ceasefire with her words!
  444. F: So you see? You two don't want to fight at all. You two want to be the best of friends and love each other and respect each other. You're not a bad human...
  445. >Fluttershy looks at you with large, understanding eyes
  446. F: You just make bad choices
  447. >You cry freely
  448. A: It's true! It's all true!
  449. >You turn to Shival
  450. A: Shival, I have raised you for eleven wonderful years and I hope to have you for many, many more to come! You are my best friend, nay, my only friend in the world!
  451. >Shival is crying as hard as you, if not harder
  452. S: I have been so selfish! I know your life is hard, I know you have a plateful of problems and here I am not even trying to contribute effort to help them! Please forgive me?
  453. >You rush to Shival's side and hold him dearly
  454. >You don't even care that he smells like baked leather, he's your dearest friend in creation
  455. >He cries into your armour and you feel your gloves filling with water from your own tears
  456. >You both must look ridiculous to be displaying this much emotion
  457. >Thank the heavens only Fluttershy is here to bear witness to your blubbering
  458. S: I need some air, pal... I'm going downstairs to step outside for a moment
  459. A: Don't worry, bro... I'll be here for you. I'll always be here for you!
  460. >You separate after a tight squeeze and he trots from the room
  461. F: Anonymous, you are so nice when you let it out
  462. A: I never knew I could care about anything so much... I need to take this armour off and get some fresh air
  463. >You twist your helmet off and shake your hair into place
  464. >Fluttershy seems to stare at you for a great while
  465. F: Oh, Sir Anonymous... I wasn't warned that you were so... so faire...
  466. >Her mouth hangs open slightly and her wings lift for some reason
  467. A: It is my curse and my gift
  468. >You feel a hoof press against your cheek and see Fluttershy's face against your own
  469. F: So cold... oh, you poor baby. Are you sick?
  470. A: No, just fused with an ice elemental...
  471. F: Oh, there, there. Hush now and let me make it all better
  472. >You nod absently and feel your face being raised up
  473. >You slowly realize that Fluttershy's mouth is coming down on your own
  474. >She kisses you and you feel her tongue slide against your teeth
  475. >You are awake and in control again
  476. >You pull away from her with great force and stand to your feet
  477. A: Madame! What was that?!
  478. F: I wanted to know you'll be safe with me
  479. A: So, you go to kiss me? Odd way to say, "Safe"
  480. F: Oh, well, my face is so much warmer than yours. I thought you'd appreciate it
  481. A: Ahuh... well, no thank you. I do not kiss horses
  482. F: Who do you kiss then?
  483. >You hang your head down and turn your eyes from her
  484. A: I don't kiss anymore... haven't for a long time...
  485. >You feel wing beats at your side again
  486. F: Isn't that more of a reason to let me do this?
  487. >Her hoof holds up your face again
  488. >She's really into you
  489. >You stagger back and fall to the floor
  490. F: Oh, we should get the rest of that heavy ol' armor off you too... I bet there's so much more to see underneath
  491. >You feel like she's undressing you with her eyes
  492. >Being on this side of the coin is really scary
  493. >You suppose that one nurse deserves an apology when you return home
  494. A: Fluttershy, I am not taking my armour off. Twilight already stripped me once today
  495. F: Oh, did she takes pictures?
  496. A: No, I... wait a tick... what's this interest in me? Where'd this strong desire come from?
  497. F: As soon as I saw your face... oh, it's beautiful. You're like a porcelain doll, but for real! Your eyes are so blue and deep and your lips look so kissable. I'd kiss them for you... if you want
  498. A: Sorry, but horses are just not my fetish
  499. >She shifts her eyes back and forth quickly as if thinking
  500. F: Oh, I understand! You need outside stimulation from something you really enjoy. Say no more, my love, for I am well versed in hundreds of cultures and I am sure I will find just the right thing for you
  501. >You think this horse has misunderstood your meaning
  502. >Too late, you figure as Fluttershy is upon you again
  503. F: A common fetish among bipeds is feet. Tell me, Anon, are perfectly shorn fetlocks and shiny hooves your fetish?
  504. >She holds her hind hooves close to you as if to examine them
  505. >They look no different than her front hooves and that is to say they all like exactly the same to you
  506. A: No, Fluttershy, this is not my fetish. Likewise, this is awkward at best
  507. F: Maybe, but I would really like to get to know you better... I know you can love me too
  508. >This went from weird to stalker-creeper rather quickly
  509. >Maybe she is a necromancer?
  510. F: Oh, I know!
  511. >She lifts your gloved hand to her mane and pushes you fingers through it
  512. F: Manes are very stimulate! Are manes your fetish?
  513. A: No...
  514. F: Oh... maybe try pulling at my mane? Go ahead, give it a tug
  515. A: You are... not all together upstairs, are you?
  516. >She looks you over once again
  517. F: How about you give me a kiss? Kissing is a fetish in some cultures, especially kissing in public. Is that it? Are public displays of affection your fetish?
  518. A: No, no, no! For a thousand times, no! If you are truly this hot, my friend Shival will be glad to plug you
  519. >Fluttershy sobs lightly
  520. F: But, I don't want him... I want you
  521. >Her doe eyes fill with tears and you feel suddenly bad
  522. >But, she is trying to molest you!
  523. >Still, you shouldn't have made her cry...
  524. A: Do not be sad... I just don't find horses particularly attractive! It's not you... no, wait, it is you, but not in that way...
  525. >Her tears splash on the floor
  526. >Just... give her another chance, how bad could it be?
  527. >Within the hour, you find you are bound to a soft bed by your hands and feet and your armour is laying on the floor
  528. >She is -really- good at getting in your head!
  529. >Note to self, stop talking about emotions...
  530. F: I wouldn't have easily guessed this was your fetish, Anonymous! I mean, it's so lewd to want to be bound and gagged. I am not sure how much I can enjoy this if you don't wrap your loving arms around me
  531. A: Fluttershy, this isn't my fetish
  532. F: Oh, I know... you also want the ball in your mouth. I am on it, my love!
  533. >You see her reveal a bright red ball gag with a strap that you imagine goes around your head
  534. >Why would she even have one of those?
  535. >She rubs the ball between her thighs once and moans at her work
  536. >Was that suppose to turn you on?
  537. >She sticks the ball in your mouth and straps it onto your face
  538. >The taste is of leather, horse and the faintest hint of honeysuckle... odd, but moving on!
  539. F: Now, lets see what your kind of -thingy- looks like. It's always so much fun to see a new kind
  540. >You would swear she was actually a whore if you weren't certain that she's really a lovely person inside
  541. F: Now, if I hurt you, or if you need a drink or something while I do. Just say the safety word
  542. >She has forgotten to tell you the safety word, you believe
  543. >Perhaps you are a bad listener?
  544. >How would you talk with a mouth filled with leather anyways?
  545. >You feel something warm take hold of your maleness and look up
  546. >Fluttershy's hooves hold you carefully and she smiles
  547. F: Not as big as the minotaur clans, but the texture is so soft and bendy. You must not have a baculum!
  548. >You don't even know what that is!
  549. >She fiddles with your rod for a few moments until she brings it to an erect enough state
  550. >You really hope she comes to her senses and stops soon, for her own good!
  551. F: Now, I'm going to be real careful. Please, just sit still and let me take care of you, alright?
  552. >You see her lower her face slowly unto your sex
  553. >Her long, hot muzzle easily takes in your length and you can feel her sniffing at the base of your groin
  554. >A tremendous suckling force pulls you in and you have to recline your neck
  555. >It's as if she was trying to pull the last drop of water from a canteen
  556. >You are at her mercy as she twists and sucks
  557. >Her eyes are closed and she deeply throats you with reckless abandon
  558. >You relax a bit and start getting into this sort of thing
  559. >You suppose a mouth is a mouth so long as it's 37C!
  560. >A puff of air escapes her lungs as Fluttershy moans around your girth
  561. >You look over to see her rubbing herself with a hoof gingerly while working on your member
  562. >Her mouth lifts off you with great suction
  563. >Your body temperature quickly cools her saliva around your shaft and you blink back to awareness
  564. F: You were such a good boy that momma wants to give you a treat. Now just keep laying still like that and momma's gonna warm you up. Yes, she is!
  565. >You think you might have an Oedipus complex after hearing her...
  566. >That's just weird, man, when did you lose control of your life?
  567. >You struggle once as you feel the soft fur on her loins caress your cool member
  568. >She slides up and down your pulsing meat with the front of her warm snatch
  569. >The feeling of warm flesh on your cool body again is exquisite
  570. >Even mare flesh... man, you really did lose control
  571. >Her body slides up one last time and she poises herself at the tip of your maleness
  572. >You ache like you haven't ached in a long time
  573. A: Mphmm mhudda mhhh!
  574. F: That's right, momma loves you
  575. >You know what? You don't even care
  576. >She slips onto you and you glide into her boiling box
  577. >This feeling completely breaks you as you pour ice cold cum into her
  578. F: Oh~, so cold! You came inside me that fast? I must have taken such good care of you with my mouth... just hold on a little while longer for momma, OK?
  579. A: Muhm
  580. >Don't agree! Agh! Body, you failed me!
  581. >She slides on to you a few times and milks you like a cow
  582. >Your flesh is spongy and sore from the abuse already, but she pushes on
  583. >Fluttershy's body is a furnace and your cold rod does nothing to cool it
  584. >You spill another load into her and still she remains on top
  585. F: Oh yes~! Just like that! K-keep fillin' me, sweetheart~! Momma loves~ your cum!
  586. >You feel that you're on the verge of passing out as you breathe deeply through your nose
  587. >Fluttershy turns her body around with you inside her and it twists you roughly
  588. F: Oh! Let me get that off you... I don't think you have much left to protest since you'll love me more now
  589. >As Fluttershy undoes the gag, you feel the sweet air in the room rush back into you
  590. A: F-Fluttershy... my balls... they won't make it...
  591. F: Nonsense, honey~! I think you can, uhh~, get one more i-i-in~ me... oh, yesh~
  592. >She leans onto your chest and humps you with her abdominal muscles
  593. >Her tongue traces your chin and her eyes come into view
  594. F: Oh, those beautiful eyes. Momma should always ride her darling like this... give momma a kiss, my beautiful love
  595. A: N-no... I don't love this... I don't love you...
  596. >Her hips suddenly slow down
  597. F: Don't be ridiculous! I know you love this, you told me so...
  598. A: You're a little cuckoo, I didn't want to have sex with you. This is nothing more than rape. You used me like a sex toy
  599. F: No! That's not true! I love you and... and you're suppose to love me now! I did this all for you!
  600. A: I never asked for this
  601. >You scowl and close your eyes
  602. >Fluttershy lifts off you slowly and looks down at you
  603. F: Oh, I've been such a rude hostess...
  604. A: I don't know... you look stuffed... to me
  605. >Still got it...
  606. >You pass out into the soothing darkness of sleep
  607.  
  608. >On top of a beautiful male in your bedchambers
  609. >Be Fluttershy the Tenacious
  610. >Oh dear... you think you pushed him too hard
  611. >You lay on his cool chest and admire his sleeping form
  612. >Always look at the positive side of any encounter!
  613. >You memorize his beautiful features and trace his face with your hoof
  614. >That strong jaw could easily eat any treats you make him
  615. >Those pert lips are like two pillows for your own lips to rest upon
  616. >His fine mane feels so soft and silky under your hoof
  617. >You just wish you could see his eyes right now
  618. >Those big, striking blue eyes pierce your heart with an arrow of love
  619. >You sigh contently and smile
  620. >Your smile turns into a frown as you think back to what he said
  621. F: Oh, you have to love me... I can give you anything you want. We would make such a cute couple
  622. >You run your hand down his chest
  623. F: I just know I can get you to love me like I love you. I just have to try harder to guess your fetish... I wonder if Twilight has a book on this sort of thing... or maybe even Rarity!
  624. >You kiss Anon's strong chest and look into his sleeping face again
  625. F: You just wait right here, my love. I will be back soon and never leave your side again. I promise
  626. >You rush off to your messenger pigeons and scrawl a quick note
  627. >You lift the little bird off your hoof and into the sky
  628. F: Go safely, Archimedes! Momma's counting on you!
  629. >The pigeon coos and flies easily in the breeze
  630. >A sudden noise startles you
  631. S: Oh, hello, lady Fluttershy. Thank you for the talk earlier. I owe you greatly
  632. >You smile and bow to Shival
  633. F: Oh, no worries. It was my pleasure to help two best friends get along
  634. S: You showed me how great Anonymous has been to me. I can't thank you enough!
  635. >He goes into hug you and you fly back quickly
  636. F: It's fine! I was just doing what was right
  637. >You really can't stand strange ponies touching you
  638. >You don't like anyp0ny touching you if you can help it
  639. S: Anyways, I am going back to see Anonymous and see if he wants anything to eat
  640. >Oh no! You left your lover tied to the bed still
  641. >How embarrassed he would be to be seen naked and bound to your bed
  642. >You couldn't live with yourself if you caused so much shame to Anonymous
  643. F: Uh, wait! Anonymous stepped out a little while ago and said he'd be back after dark!
  644. >Shival looks at you skeptically
  645. >You beam a nervous smile at him
  646. F: Oh, would you look at that. I need to go check on the tea I put up!
  647. >You race as fast as your wings can flap
  648. >One flight up and you are at your chamber doors
  649. >You rush in to find Anonymous still asleep in his bounds
  650. F: Oh, perfect... OK!
  651. >You quickly undo Anon's arms and legs and throw a heavy quilt over his naked form
  652. >You quiver in parts fear and parts excitement
  653. >The door opens slowly and in steps Shival
  654. S: So, that was odd of your... but, I am sure the tea's done and would you look at that! Anonymous is apparently still in the castle...
  655. >He looks at you sternly
  656. F: Well, yes... he's sleeping though. Like a little angel... better to leave him be
  657. S: Anonymous is sleeping in before dark? That really doesn't make any sense
  658. >Shival spies Anon's armor laying in a neat pile on the floor
  659. F: Oh, yes, he insisted! He said exactly, "... On the bed, like this?" and just laid down
  660. S: Really? I just don't see it. I know him too well to know that he'd never been caught sleeping nude either. He had a thing about being naked ever
  661. F: Did he? Well, it's odd then, I agree! Maybe he just felt so comfortable here that he wanted to go to sleep naked?
  662. S: Yeah, well, I better wake him up...
  663. F: No! No, that'll be quite alright
  664. >You chuckle nervously and float in front of Shival
  665. F: We should get you some warm food and find a comfortable room for the night as well!
  666. >Shival looks about for a moment and shrugs
  667. S: You're probably right... I could use something to eat
  668. F: Great! I'll get a maid to show you around to our spare rooms and get you some supper
  669. >You nearly push him out as politely as you can and close the door behind you
  670. >Within moments of calling, your servant arrives
  671. >It's a yellowish pony, with two-tone pink and blue hair
  672. Bonbon: You called, Ladyship?
  673. F: Oh, thank you so much for answering my request. This pony's name is, "Shival" and he is our esteemed guest tonight. Please make sure he is comfortable and taken care of for his stay... if it's not too much trouble on the other servants!
  674. >Bonbon nods and smile at you before leading Shival off to his own adventures
  675. >You tap your hooves together and smile
  676. >Time to check up on Anonymous again!
  677. >You make haste to his room to find he's still asleep
  678. >The little lamb is just so tuckered out after so much loving
  679. >He'll get used to it, you just know it!
  680. >You lay by his side for what is a blissful eternity until he finally stirs
  681. A: Ugh... what a terrible nightmare... rapist, technicolour horses... with marshmallow arms and candy vags...
  682. >You chuckle
  683. F: So, it was as sweet as candy to you?
  684. >Anon's eyes go wide as he looks over to you
  685. A: Madame! Your behavior was more inappropriate! You are also lucky you weren't seriously hurt!
  686. F: Hurt? Why would I be hurt?
  687. A: Because nearly all my bodily fluids are cold enough to damage human flesh!
  688. F: Silly, Anonymous, I'm a pony! You feel just perfect inside me. Every last drop does...
  689. >You lick your lips as you think about how wonderful, albeit cold, Anonymous felt inside you
  690. >He looks at you for a moment
  691. A: I suppose you -should- be dead... assuming everything worked the same way. I am cursed to never touch another person. I guess the rule is circumvented because you not human
  692. F: Oh, isn't that great?! We were made for each other. It's destiny! Just like my story book
  693. >Anonymous seems confused
  694. >You quickly flutter to a shelf and pull out a green book lined in gold trim
  695. F: My mother would read this story to me all the time when I was little. You might not have guessed, but I was very shy when I was little
  696. A: You don't say?
  697. F: Oh, yes! The only thing that would make it better would be when my mother read me this story. It's about a handsome knight, clad in shimmering white armor who rescues the princess from an evil wizard
  698. A: how, exactly, does that ease your troubles?
  699. F: Well, the knight was very brave even though the evil wizard was much stronger. The thought of somep0ny taking such a risk to help another is really beautiful to me. It's a shame real life isn't like that
  700. >You frown a bit at the realization
  701. >Anon looks up at you and his eyes seem softer
  702. A: That's not... entirely true. Sometimes, people surprise you and do great things and perform random acts of kindness
  703. F: ... And, well, I kind of thought you were a robot when I first saw you. Everyp0ny knows robots aren't living creatures
  704. A: Why'd you help Shival and I then?
  705. F: Because even robots deserve a chance to be happy and have friends
  706. A: That's... really sweet, actually
  707. >You smile at him and caress his mane
  708. F: I knew someone as beautiful on the outside like you would also be as beautiful on the inside
  709. >Anon laughs with a little ice in his voice
  710. A: Fluttershy, you are really quite cute, but a bad judge of character!
  711. >You wrap your hooves around his head and hug his cold body
  712. F: You're right, Anonymous. Sometimes I give ponies too much leeway, but we all need the benefit of the doubt sometimes
  713. >You feel Anon's cool breath on your face
  714. >Smells like a fresh winter's morning
  715. F: I can see that you're not really a bad human. You're just misunderstood
  716. >You kiss Anonymous on the forehead and he attempts to squirm away
  717. F: So, with all that said... wanna do it again? You know, since it doesn't hurt me and we both love each other?
  718. A: Fluttershy, my dear... this isn't love. I do not know you, I cannot love you
  719. F: Then you should stay with me and get to know me... please? I'd make the best lover you've every had. I'm very open to new ideas!
  720. >You plead with Anonymous before he sits up in bed
  721. >You beautiful body makes you blush as you slide down his frame
  722. >Oh~... he's so handsome
  723. >A noise outside the window catches your attention
  724. >Archimedes has returned with a new letter!
  725. >You leave Anon for just a moment to retrieve it
  726. >Opening the small scroll, you see Twilight's seal stamped to one side
  727. F: Dear Fluttershy, thank you for your inquiry. I do, in fact, have several books in my care for you to browse. I am also looking for the human, Sir Anonymous, as Princess Celestia and Princess Luna want an audience with him at first sunrise tomorrow. Your friend, Twilight Sparkle
  728. A: Oh, good! I will finally meet these prancin' pony princesses who supposedly have great magical power
  729. F: Yes, they are the greatest magi to ever rule. They raise the sun and moon each day and keep the cosmos in balance
  730. >Anon gets out of bed, exposing his naked form to you, and walks to his armor
  731. >His butt is so cute!
  732. F: Excuse me, Anonymous...
  733. A: Yes, what is it?
  734. >Anon slides his cloth garment on before reaching for a piece of armor
  735. F: Is pegging your fetish?
  736. A: Is -what-?
  737. F: Pegging... it's when a female lover uses a sexual aid to stimulate a male lover's tail hole. I've never tried it before, but I hear it's very enlightening...
  738. >Anon smiles widely at you
  739. >Oh... did you get it right this time?
  740. A: Fluttershy... turn around...
  741. >His face twists into a quick scowl
  742. >No, it's not pegging after all
  743. >You do as he asks out of respect
  744. >But~, it doesn't hurt to steal another glance at his cute bottom
  745.  
  746. >In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
  747. >Be the King, ruler of all the light touches and sole owner of the Frozen Knight
  748. King: Messenger boy! Has a reply returned from the prisons?
  749. Messenger Boy: No, you majesty. The Frozen Knight has seemed to escape his bounds. The warden cannot trace his location either as the magical eyes placed on him are destroyed
  750. K: Impossible! Those seals could not be broken. The mages made sure of that!
  751. MB: I am sorry, your majesty, but that is all I have in my report
  752. K: Bah... leave me and summon Felicia! I must have words with her
  753. >The messenger leaves and is quickly replaced by Felicia
  754. >A tall, pale skinned woman enters your room
  755. >Her flowing black robes slide with an unnatural grace around her
  756. F: Your highness! You rang?
  757. K: Felicia, my most trusted sorceress. Tell me how your spell has seemed to fail us?
  758. F: I imagine it was undone do to the death of Frosty... dying usually breaks the spell... or true love's kiss, because, well... magic is weird sometimes
  759. >She crosses her arms under her chest and shrugs
  760. K: If he died, the elemental would have been returned to its tomb. We know that is not the case!
  761. F: Yeah, I heard... well, the only thing I could imagine we do is try and find a replacement
  762. K: Replacement!
  763. >You throw a goblet at the contemptible wench
  764. K: Replacement would implying I had another ancient ice elemental bound! Maybe we should find a replacement for a new sorcerer!
  765. >You see Felicia's face twist against the idea
  766. F: Fine, fine... let me try and trace his aura... give me a few hours
  767. K: You have until tonight night!
  768. F: Uh... with all due respect, it's already night time...
  769. >You sit back for a moment and pretend you knew that
  770. K: I meant tomorrow's night, obviously
  771. F: Obviously...
  772. >You sigh and wave her off
  773. >You need to be alone with your thoughts and concerns
  774.  
  775. >Hours later, in a decrepit tower outside of Frosty's prison
  776. >Be Felicia the Wanderer
  777. >You have traced the aura of Frosty to this very spot and see that your wards are destroyed and scattered
  778. >A deep, hateful magic hangs in the air
  779. >There's also a frozen dead guy, but that's not the strangest thing
  780. >What is strange is the feeling of diabolical magic
  781. >Looking through the weaving patterns of energy, you figure it is some kind of banishment spell
  782. >You set out to recreate it
  783.  
  784. >Be Anonymous in a land called Equestria
  785. >You have escaped the clutches of the psychotic Fluttershy, but not without incident
  786. >Shival has decided to stay at Fort Benevolence
  787. >You believe his sudden betrayal is due to the young mare who was feeding him
  788. >At least it was for a woman... you always imagined it would be for much less!
  789. >Anyways, you need to find another place to spend the night
  790. >Some where that poses little threat to your personal being
  791. >You think you might be overreacting about this encounter, but something is just so creepy about that yellow pegasus
  792. >She almost reminds you of... No! Don't say -that- name lest you summon her to your side!
  793. >You wander through the Fortress' lush garden and finally make your way onto the main road
  794. >There is not much to see in any particular direction
  795. >You decide to head towards Ponyville again
  796. >It takes a good hour on foot and you feel tired from lugging your heavy armour around
  797. >The town is very quiet at night and you move easily with no crowds in your way
  798. A: I hate being alone... stupid Shival and his stupid need to breed... I miss him already
  799. >You continue walking through the lonely town until you find the city square
  800. >A light is on in a single window of a small shop and you decide to step in
  801. >The door opens easily enough and you take in the sights
  802. >A few horses are gathered around a small table with some manner of playing cards
  803. >They all turn to look at their intruder
  804. A: Good evening, fine folk! I am Sir Anonymous...
  805. >A glass flies across the room and pings off your helmet
  806. >Good aim! Poor course of action!
  807. >A larger horse steps up from behind a doorway and sees you
  808. >He approaches you quickly and stops in front of you
  809. Bouncer: No entry without reservations...
  810. A: It's alright, I'm in my formal evening wear!
  811. >The horse does not seemed amused even though that was sincerely funny
  812. A: Fine, fine... can you just point me in the direction of food?
  813. >This horse still does nothing!
  814. >How very rude!
  815. >You stumble back out into the darkness
  816. >Your eyes catch a glimpse of something white galloping through town
  817. >Did Shival forsake his penis in the name of your friendship?!
  818. >As the horse approaches, you notice it is smaller in stature
  819. >As it draws very near, you see a horn is hidden under its hood and realize that it is definitely not Shival
  820. R: Anonymous! I have heard much talk about you, darling. I just had to come see for myself
  821. A: Two questions, my dear... how do you know me and how did you know I am here?
  822. R: Fluttershy's carrier pigeons, while filthy creatures, are quick with messages. She said to be on the look out for expertly crafted armour walking around aimlessly towards Ponyville
  823. >You shrug and continues
  824. A: Well, that explains that... why don't you have a coach like everyone else today?
  825. >She laughs a rich laugh
  826. R: Don't be silly, darling. I would never ruin my fabulous wagon by driving it through this dusty little village. Come, we shall walk to the edge and ride to my fortress
  827. >Eh, she seems nice enough... you won't ask what could be out of fear that the God's will forsake you entirely
  828. >You see a magnificent carriage drawn by two large white stallions that would easily dwarf Shival
  829. R: Oh boys~, be a darling and open my door
  830. >As if instinctual, a stallion opens the door and allows this horse to walk over his back to get in
  831. >Your mind says run, but your body says run faster
  832. R: Anonymous, dear, are you coming?
  833. >Yikes... better not anger her
  834. >You climb aboard and close the door
  835. >A sudden lurch pulls the cart into motion as the white unicorn speaks to
  836. R: My name is Lady Rarity, but you may call me, "Rarity"
  837. A: Noted, my lady
  838. >She taps her hooves together for a moment
  839. R: So delightful to meet somep0ny with manners! Fluttershy said you were just darling and she is too right
  840. A: Thank you... did she say anything else?
  841. R: Hmm, not entirely, just to watch you for the night. I hear you are to visit the princess in the morning, how exciting
  842. A: I suppose...
  843. R: Oh! You shall need proper attire! That suit is fine for slaying dragons, but not at all appropriate for winning the heart of our esteemed Princesses
  844. A: I do not have any other clothing with me. Most unfortunately
  845. R: But, darling... this is exactly why I set out to find you! I have a plan
  846. >She rubs her hooves together and smiles widely
  847. >Within the hour, you find yourself inside a large factory
  848. R: This is Fortress Ensemble! The finest silks and the toughest leathers in all of the land are crafted in my humble fort
  849. A: This is possibly the strangest fortress I have seen today... do you horses know what a fortress is used for?
  850. R: Well, what would -you- use it for?
  851. A: I don't know... war stuff... territory holding points. Maybe put some angry flags around the outside for dramatic effect?
  852. >She laughs and continues walking
  853. >You notice this horse has a very stylish flare to her being
  854. >At least this could be interesting
  855. R: Now, we must make you look like nobility at the very least. If you would kindly remove your armour, darling?
  856. >Why does every horse need to see you naked today?
  857. >This is like some bad smut movie!
  858. A: I am not comfortable taking off my plates...
  859. R: Oh, come now! I heard you disrobed for both Twilight -and- Fluttershy without much hesitation. Surely, you could again for me?
  860. >She pouts her lips and bats her eyes
  861. >Is she... coming onto you?
  862. >Oh damn, you think you are starting to find subtle attraction in horses!
  863. A: Well, they need to have me naked for reasons... also, they fed me and such...
  864. R: I am giving you a magnificent outfit for no charge, yet you would take a paltry meal over my infinite generosity?
  865. >She sure showed you!
  866. A: Fine, fine... just... turn around
  867. R: Turn... around? Darling, -I- order ponies to turn around, jump, bend over, whatever! I simply won't do that. Besides, I need to measure you for fitting
  868. >She brandishes a roll of measuring tape and suspends it in the air with her magic
  869. >Lets just get this over with
  870. >You strip quickly enough and stand in place
  871. >The unicorn's eyes pace over your body a few times
  872. R: Not entirely sure what Fluttershy sees in all... -this-, but... to each their own...
  873. A: Pardon?
  874. R: Nothing, dear! Just mumbling!
  875.  >You feel the measuring tape glide around your body with a serpent-like movement
  876. >After many humiliating minutes, Rarity begins
  877. R: And there we are... these are some very interesting measurements. Different, yes... a challenge! I do so love a good challenge. Be a darling and stay here for a moment
  878. >You sit in a comfortable chair
  879. >Your naked bottom is caressed by the plush seat
  880. >Some time later, Rarity enters the room again and presents you some very nice clothing
  881. A: That is excellent! Amazing work, love the colours!
  882. R: I went with an onyx for the coat and pants, trimmed with ivory. The under shirt, this part goes on your chest, was made ivory with a fine trim of gold just to outline your own unique shape. The pièce de résistance is the golden sash that you will use to bind your waist and hold the pants and shirt in proper place
  883. >Rarity really has thought of everything for a human to wear!
  884. A: I do not know what to say... this is phenomenal... simply beautiful. Thank you kindly
  885. R: Oh, no, darling. -I- was inspired when I saw your skin and mane. Not as inspired as Fluttershy, mind you, but close!
  886. >You look at her with happiness in your blue eyes
  887. >She stares back and smiles
  888. R: Although, I must admit, you're eyes are simply gorgeous. Almost like living sapphires
  889. >She sighs a small sigh and continues
  890.  R: Now, if you would please dress. I want to see you in one piece!
  891. A: Right away!
  892. >You start to slide your shirt over your head as you see Rarity looking intensely at you
  893. A: Must you watch me get dressed?
  894. R: Oh, I must! I want to make sure every pleat, every curve is perfect. You would not deny e my art, would you?
  895. A: I suppose not, no... thank you again
  896. >Rarity sits in a chair and leans back while she watches you dress
  897. R: Mhm, yes... you fill out those ruffles nicely
  898. >You slide the shirt completely overhead and stick your limbs through
  899. >You swear you hear the sound of air sucking through teeth, oddly enough
  900. R: Oh, most magnificent...
  901. >You life the pants and flare them out once
  902. >Your first leg slides into the right side
  903. R: Mmm, slower...
  904. A: W-What?
  905. >Rarity is reclining and her tail is wrapped around her leg
  906. R: Put the pants on slower... I need to make sure they -fit- properly
  907. >Her look is a bit manic, but you are fairly use to that stare at this time
  908. >You do as requested and slide each pant leg in slower
  909. R: Yes, darling... just like that...
  910. >You hear a small groan as you pull the waist up and button them
  911. A: A fine fit, yes?
  912. R: Oh, yes... so very, very -yes-... now the sash
  913. >You fold the sash out in a long strip and begin to wind it on your waist
  914. >While looking down at the cloth binding, you hear a quick gasp and look up
  915. >Rarity is still sitting in place and you look back down continue
  916. >As you fasten the belt to one side, you hear yet another groan
  917. A: Are you alright, Rarity?
  918. R: Shh... shh... don't speak. Now, put the coat on and button it up...
  919. >You take the coat in your hands and glide your right arm into it
  920. >Rarity makes a sound between choking and whining
  921. >You are trying to ignore it as best you can and slide the left arm in
  922. R: Ah! M~magnificent! Now the -buttons-!
  923. >Her voice is a bit manic and you nervously work the buttons up
  924. >Each button your snap into place causes a moan from Rarity
  925. >You notice five more buttons to go and try to remain calm
  926. >Another button, another gasp of misplaced eroticism
  927. R: J-just one more, come on, darling. Don't make me w-wait!
  928. >You smoothly lock in your last button and your outfit is complete
  929. >Rarity lets go a throaty groan
  930. >Her head is limped to one side with her tongue dangling lewdly
  931. >Her tail uncurls from around her leg and you see a thin trail of wetness on the edge of it
  932. >There is no way she was masturbating to you getting dressed!
  933. >She pants lightly and her face is pink from the efforts
  934. R: Oh, yes~... such fine work... the outfit fits so~ well
  935. A: Yes... thank you....
  936. R: Don't thank me, darling... you've already done so much
  937. >You look at her with a bit of worry
  938. A: So, I'll just be going now...
  939. R: Tut, tut! You will not be leaving here with that outfit. It is for special occasions only. Please take it off
  940. A: Did... did you have regular clothing I could sleep in?
  941. >Rarity looks over to your armour and then back to you
  942. R: I -could- be persuaded to make you bed clothing... but, I am already at my -peak- on materials
  943. >You sigh
  944. A: Well, I have no money currently and...
  945. R: Dear Anonymous, I need not money. I could always use new materials, though
  946. >You choke and wonder where this is going
  947. A: Where do you expect me to get cloth from?
  948. R: Not that simple. I want something new and exciting, something I haven't seen before
  949. >She hops down from her seated position and slowly struts over to you
  950. >Her tail wraps around your leg like that of a cat as she circles
  951. R: For you see, I am a risk taker and I love working with new items
  952. A: What item do I possess that would interest you?
  953. R: Oh, now you are catching on. Smart -and- responsive, I like you already. I want the gemstone in your armour. It is a lovely shade of crimson
  954. >Oh thank the Gods that's all
  955. A: Sure! In fact, take all the stones from it
  956. R: What, really?
  957. A: Yes, I would be honoured if you took them
  958. R: Oh, well, I was sure I'd have to seduce you to hand over such splendid jewels. It looks like we both won this time
  959. >Yeah, haha, sure did... wait?
  960. >You just catch on to her witty jab now
  961. R: I shall return with new bed clothes in just a moment. If you would be so kind as to remove that outfit, I'd be much appreciative
  962. A: Absolutely, I'll...
  963. R: Don't forget to take it off slowly... I would hate for anything to -snag- if you took it off quickly
  964. >You nod slowly and with a look of great nervousness
  965. >Rarity walks away and you do as she asks
  966. >From the other room, you hear the sound of a sewing wheel spin between ecstatic gasps of carnal joy
  967. >You figure the suit is magically imbued in some vulgar way
  968. >That or this mare is straight-up crazy and really enjoys having an audience
  969. >Either way, at least you get clothes to wear now!
  970. >You hold the uniform into the air and faint music can be heard from behind you
  971. >You've acquired FINE DUDS from RARITY!
  972. >Rarity returns soon after and you now also have a fine set of night clothes
  973. A: Feel free to take the gems as you'd please
  974. >Rarity smiles and trots to your armour
  975. >With a blast of radiant magic, you see all the gems remaining in your armor are lifted into the air
  976. >Your armour itself seems particularly shiny afterwards
  977. >Her magic must be that of a true illusionist, you think
  978. A: This is lovely, where will I be spending the night?
  979. R: The night? Oh, no, no. I have no spare bedding here. I was planning to take you back to Fluttershy's as per her letter
  980. A: Ha ha... no, thank you! I will just continue to wander tonight
  981. R: You seem apprehensive of my friend... care to tell me something?
  982. A: There is nothing to tell
  983. R: Are you certain?
  984. A: As certain as my head is attached!
  985. >Rarity reveals the letter from Fluttershy
  986. R: "If you find him, keep him safe. We are truly in love and I want to see him as content as possible. Please, arrange for a carriage to take him safely back to my waiting arms. Tell him I have found exactly what he enjoys! ~Fluttershy"
  987. >You grimace and look at the smirking unicorn
  988. A: Listen, you! It's not what it sounds like!
  989. R: Oh~, so it is even juicier?
  990. >You turn from her and gather your armour
  991. A: Nothing is happening between us! She raped me and there was no "love" involved!
  992. >Rarity gasps for a moment
  993. R: Fluttershy? She would never harm a fly, let alone rape anyp0ny!
  994. A: Well, she did! She bound me and used me to her pleasure
  995. >Rarity's hoof covers her mouth
  996. R: Such an act of BDSM from Fluttershy? Nonsense, I say. That pony wouldn't even be able to look at a hunk of stallion meat without fainting
  997. A: I swear on my name that she rode me. Believe me or not, I stand by my word. I am -not- going near here until she is sensible again
  998. R: Oh, please... from what I saw on you, that mare wouldn't be able to hand even half of you
  999. >Stealth compliment?
  1000. A: I thank you for thinking so highly of my... body. I assure you that Fluttershy is much more active than you think
  1001. R: Oh... I think I understand
  1002. >Finally!
  1003. R: You are trying to substitute Fluttershy for a mare that you are interested in! How darling...
  1004. A: No, no, no! I don't have feelings for any other mare!
  1005. R: ... Only Fluttershy then?
  1006. A: Yes... I mean, no! I am -not- fantasizing about her!
  1007. R: But, you just told me you wish to be strapped down and ridden by Fluttershy, didn't you not?
  1008. >You are flustered at her now and just continue to walk to the front door
  1009. >She follows closely behind you
  1010. R: Well, even so... allow me to see you out and safe. Would you like a ride to Pinkie Pie's Palace? She usually has spare rooms this time of the year since there are no major events in town
  1011. >You don't know who this Pinkie Pie is nor do you care
  1012. >Any where save for Fluttershy's fort!
  1013. A: That would be incredible of you... but, why have you given me so much on just a whim?
  1014. >She smiles and nuzzles your side
  1015. R: I believe we will be the best of friends! You just have a nice aura about you, Anonymous
  1016. >You shrug and thank her
  1017. >Clinging, horny mares seem to be in charge of too much in this town
  1018. >Oh well... off to Pinkie Pie's!
  1019. >You wave farewell to Rarity and load up the wagon
  1020. >The moon glows brightly overhead
  1021.  
  1022. >Be Felicia the Spellthief
  1023. >You have decoded the mysterious spell casted in the destroyed tower and realize that it has shifted Frosty through dimensions
  1024. >Apparently, the spell was to send him to Eckestria... a land of eternal fire and suffering, where the dead can know no peace and the darkness swallows all mortal souls
  1025. >Instead, the spell was mispronounced towards the last stanza and sent Frosty to Equestria... a land filled with magical horses and where friendship is magic
  1026. >Don't you love when spells are so picky?
  1027. >You begin casting the spell to follow the Frozen Knight
  1028. >Dimensional ripping is your specialty!
  1029. F: I will see you soon, Frosty...
  1030. >You laugh as lightning flashes in the background
  1031. >Spooky, yet so right!
  1032.  
  1033. >At the gates of a fortressed painted to look like a sundae... this is just getting silly now
  1034. >Be Sir Anonymous
  1035. >You suddenly realize that the town, leaders and most everything in this land of Equestria is insane
  1036. >Talking horses, misuse of words, sundae-esque fortresses... nothing makes sense anymore
  1037. >You enter the party palace with little care for introduction
  1038. >The inside is cozy and well lit to your likings and you walk easily on the red rug
  1039. >You decide to call out as you see no horses lurking in the wings
  1040. A: Hello?! I am Sir Anonymous and I am searching for anyone?! Please respond!
  1041. >You listen for a moment, but are greeted with no sound
  1042. >You press on deeper into the palace until you come upon a set of stairs
  1043. >You climb up and up until the stairs end at a door
  1044. >Carefully and cautiously, you enter
  1045. >A small bed is set in the middle of the room
  1046. >You approach with bated breath
  1047. >In the center of the small bed rests a little pink pony with a curly mane
  1048. >Her tiny chest heaves as she sleeps soundly
  1049. >In all your time here, you've seen nothing so heartwarming
  1050. >Her tiny form nuzzles into a nearby pillow and you watch in awe
  1051. >It's like watching Shival sleep when he was a foal
  1052. >This feeling strikes your very heart and causes you to recall happier days
  1053. A: Oh, you beautiful little mare... resting without so much as a care...
  1054. >You stare at her for a long while and chuckle softly as she fidgets in her sleep
  1055. >You wonder what ponies dream of
  1056. >A sudden murmur breaks the silence
  1057. PP: ... Mmm... waffles...
  1058. >She chews weakly at her pillow now
  1059. >This little pony cannot be this cute!
  1060. >You sit at her bedside and simply watch the filly sleep
  1061. >You get an idea, though worry about it
  1062. >Oh, what could it hurt?
  1063. >You reach out with your bare hand and gently spin a curl around your finger
  1064. >Her soft mane is amazing
  1065. >You touch it once more and she stirs a bit
  1066. >Two large, blue eyes open before you and you freeze in place
  1067. >The pink mare yawns widely and then looks back to you with a smile on her face
  1068. PP: Oh, hi there, stranger! What are you doing here so late?
  1069. A: I... am... coming to see Pinkie Pie...
  1070. PP: Ohh, what did you want to see me about?
  1071. A: Oh, so you're Pinkie Pie... that makes sense... pink and whatnot
  1072. PP: I didn't know guests would be over so late tonight. I haven't checked my mail for any slumber party letters today
  1073. A: I am a little new in town... you wouldn't have gotten a letter from me yet
  1074. >Pinkie lays on her back while talking
  1075. PP: Well, of course you're new! I know everyp0ny in town and I can certainly say that I've never met you! What's your name anyways?
  1076. A: I am Sir Anonymous the Frozen Knight
  1077. PP: Oh, cool name!... Get it?
  1078. >She chuckles for a moment and you stand bewildered
  1079. >That's your line!
  1080. >You begin laughing like you haven't in ages
  1081. A: Pinkie Pie, that was a good one!
  1082. PP: Hehe, thanks!
  1083. >She rolls onto her stomach now and looks up at you
  1084. PP: Were you petting my mane while I was sleeping?
  1085. >You stop and look nervously, you creep
  1086. A: Um... yes... yes, I was
  1087. PP: I thought so... could you scratch behind me ear too? That's the best!
  1088. >You are completely stunned by this one
  1089. >She is not pushy or clumsy or trying to make you undress
  1090. >Why didn't you meet her first!?
  1091. PP: Hey, Anon! Are you there?
  1092. >You snap to it
  1093. A: Yes, of course, Pinkie Pie!
  1094. >You pet her mane and scratch at her forehead and ears as requested
  1095. >She shivers a bit
  1096. PP: Your hands are cold, Anon. Where you walking around outside without gloves on?
  1097. A: No, no... I am just like that
  1098. PP: Oh? OK then!
  1099. >She doesn't press you for an answer
  1100. >It's as if this pink mare, this wonderful little pony is simply trusting you from beginning to end
  1101. >Her back hoof kicks
  1102. PP: Oh~ yeah~! That's the spot! Scratch right there!
  1103. >Pinkie looks like a content puppy now
  1104. >You boldly lay a hand on her chest and scratch the seam of her fur
  1105. >No protesting, only petting now
  1106. PP: Oh yeah! That's the best... so, tell me, why are you here?
  1107. A: I was looking for a place to sleep tonight. I was sent to you on behalf of Lady Rarity
  1108. PP: Yeah, Rarity knows I love to have party guests! She's pretty neat. I bet she made your nice clothes too, huh?
  1109. A: Indeed she did. You're very perceptive!
  1110. >She giggles
  1111. PP: You talk funny... why don't you lay down and keep scratchin' me?
  1112. >Should you? Could you with this horse?
  1113. >Well, a horse is a horse... why not, of course!
  1114. >You feel your thoughts are becoming rather whimsical, queer
  1115. >Pinkie scoots to one side of her small bed
  1116. PP: A friend of Rarity's is a friend of mine!
  1117. >You carefully lay along side her
  1118. >Your body is about twice her length
  1119. PP: Oh my, you really are cold! I know what fixes cold right up!
  1120. >Pinkie latches onto your body and draws a pink and blue quilt over the both of you
  1121. >You continue to pet her body and you feel her legs squirm under your expert handling
  1122. PP: It's nice having company on these boring days. There won't be another big celebration until the Summer Sun Celebration. Ohhh, but that's not for another 57 days!
  1123. >You have no idea what any of that meant
  1124. >It's alright though, because this horse is just the softest thing ever
  1125. >How weird is it to just walk into someone's room and lay in bed with them
  1126. >This world must already be effecting your humanity after only a day
  1127. >By the God's, is Pinkie's fur plush!
  1128. >You hear a little giggle from under your chin and look down
  1129. PP: You must be really enjoying this, Anon. I can feel your heart beating so happily!
  1130. A: It's true...
  1131. >You trace your fingers around her ears and down her head
  1132. >You brush past her cheeks and up her jaw line
  1133. >She giggles again
  1134. PP: Not there! I'm ticklish there!
  1135. >You grin mischievously
  1136. A: Is that so?
  1137. >You lightly prod around her neck and see her fidget
  1138. >She giggles and squirms in your hands
  1139. >This feeling of pure glee takes hold of you as you continue to tickle her
  1140. >She snorts quickly as she gasps for breath
  1141. PP: Anon! No fair! I don't have hands!
  1142. >She rolls and tries to get away, but you are too fast
  1143. >You chuckle now as you tickle under her forelegs
  1144. >She rolls between you and the bed, laughing hysterically
  1145. >In your horseplay, you accidently press your leg between her thighs
  1146. >A short pleasurable gasp escapes her lips and you freeze
  1147. A: Sorry, I didn't mean that!
  1148. >You pull yourself away quickly while she is still under you
  1149. PP: Oh... I was hoping you did...
  1150. >Whoa, wait, what?
  1151. >She looks up at you with her wide eyes and careful expression of innocence
  1152. A: I, um... well, it was an accident...
  1153. >Her hooves reach up and attempt to take the weight off your arms
  1154. PP: It's OK, Anon... you're nice... come on, pet me some more
  1155. >She pulls you with an unforeseen strength
  1156. >You do as asked and begin to stroke her shoulders and neck again
  1157. PP: It's nice... the way you feel. Like a giant icepack
  1158. >You feel her warm fur brush against your body as she holds you tightly
  1159. >You begin to pet her easily again as you relax
  1160. >Pinkie's hoof reaches up for you hand and lowers it to her shoulder and chest again
  1161. PP: Pet right here...
  1162. >You run one hand down her spine with the other draws smooth circles around her shoulders
  1163. >She looks up at you again with a quiver smile
  1164. PP: It's so good to have somep0ny over... I hate sleeping alone in this big bed. You'll stay with me, right?
  1165. A: For the night?
  1166. PP: Or longer if you want... you don't have to leave in the morning, do you?
  1167. >You grit your teeth
  1168. >This genuinely sad horse is making you feel the same
  1169. A: I have... errands to run in the morning... yeah
  1170. >You're lying
  1171. PP: Oh, OK. So, what about later on? Or I can even help you run errands! That would be fun! We can even go get breakfast! I know this a-maze-ing spot that serves the best waffles with super-drippy, extra thick syrup
  1172. >Pinkie licks her lips quickly
  1173. PP: What do you say?
  1174. >Her enthusiasm for breakfast is admirable
  1175. >What could it hurt to see you off in the morning?
  1176. A: I think that would be a fine idea, Pinkie
  1177. >She hugs you tighter and her faces snuggles close to your own
  1178. PP: Oh, I just know we're gonna be such good friends
  1179. >You pet the back of her head as her ears twitch and bounce
  1180. PP: Oh, hey, Anon. Think fast!
  1181. A: Think what?
  1182. >As you look down into her face, she springs up and plants a kiss on your lips
  1183. >She withdraws in the same speedy motion and smiles back up at you
  1184. PP: Sorry, I just couldn't help myself. Your lips looked so cold! Did that warm them up?
  1185. >She giggles lightly and looks at you for a serious answer
  1186. A: Uh, no... my lips will never be warm from just a kiss
  1187. >She looks back at you with a worried stared
  1188. PP: Oh, poor Anon... why are you so cold anyways?
  1189. A: It's a long story...
  1190. PP: Oh, goody! I love long stories. Short stories are great too, but long stories give you plenty of time for snacks!
  1191. A: Well, I have an ice elemental imprisoned in my body. We share the same space, so I am effected in certain ways by it. For instance, my skin always feels cold and I never do! I also can no longer eat pears... oddly enough
  1192. >Pinkie starts rubbing your back as she holds tightly to you
  1193. PP: It's OK, Anon. You can snuggle up with me tonight. I'll keep your as warm as I can all night. You should take those nice clothes off if you are going to sleep though. They'll be dirty otherwise!
  1194. A: No, no, these are bed clothes. Designed for sleeping in a bed
  1195. >She looks at you oddly
  1196. PP: But, I don't wear clothes to bed. Only for special parties or fancy occasions!
  1197. A: I am different, you see?
  1198. >She looks up at you and smiles
  1199. >She darts for your face again and plants a long kiss
  1200. >The feeling of her warm, plush face against yours rattles your senses
  1201. >You just let this one happen... just this once
  1202. >She breaks the kiss with a small gasp
  1203. PP: I bet -that- one helped, huh?!
  1204. >You can't help but smile at this crazy, little mare
  1205. A: It did, Pinkie
  1206. >She fidgets against your body
  1207. PP: I'm happy we met like this... Although hot chocolate would have made it better. I can make some in the morning though...
  1208. >You run your hands down either side of her body and trace over her curvy legs
  1209. >She looks up at you and bites her lips lightly
  1210. PP: Pet me like that again~
  1211. >You comply and see her rock lightly against you
  1212. PP: Ohhh~, yeah, that's so~ good. Do it again!
  1213. >You chuckle to yourself as you scratch into her thigh again
  1214. >You feel Pinkie slide her hoof under your shirt and wrap around your body
  1215. PP: So chilly in here, burrr~. Let me warm you up...
  1216. >You feel her back hoof slide into your pants
  1217. >Her warm, silky fur feels like a fine mink pelt
  1218. >You just can't argue with mink!
  1219. >She turns your face to her with a free hoof
  1220. >Her large blue eyes lid with a hunger not previously displayed
  1221. PP: Stay with me tonight... I'll keep your warm, I promise
  1222. >You don't realize as you move your face to meet her own
  1223. >Your mind is blank as you feel a foreign tongue in your mouth
  1224. >It's so warm and thick
  1225. >Her dexterous body wriggles her entire lower half into your crotch
  1226. >Pinkie works her way in between your legs and her foreleg rubs your chest slowly
  1227. >She whispers into your chest
  1228. PP: Anon... this might be weird but, can you hold me by my waist?
  1229. >You move your hands without hesitation and grip him tightly
  1230. PP: Oh~, just like that. Perfect!
  1231. >You feel her searching with her foreleg for your member
  1232. >As her leg pokes at you, her fuzzy thigh grinds away
  1233. >You're just letting this one use you
  1234. >What are you doing, man?! Snap out of it!
  1235. PP: Anon, I can't kiss you from this far down!
  1236. >You smile at her puffy face and sit up
  1237. A: This might help
  1238. >She now can sit in your lap and still be able to reach your face
  1239. >Her small hooves clutch your neck and her lips bind you
  1240. >Your hands move on their own and grip him soft rump
  1241. >Pinkie moans into your mouth
  1242. >You knead her pink butt as she pulls her mouth away
  1243. PP: A-Anon~!
  1244. A: Hold on to my chest...
  1245. >Pinkie looks at you with a smile and follows your order
  1246. >You slide one hand to her warm sex
  1247. PP: Be gentle... I'm sleepy...
  1248. >She moans in your chest lowly
  1249. >You run your fingers slowly across her marehood
  1250. >A faint giggle rings from her throat
  1251. PP: Not -that- gentle
  1252. >You get the idea and press your hand up against her body
  1253. >A little gasps lets you know that you're doing fine
  1254. PP: It's like falling on a frozen lake, hehe
  1255. A: I'm much more fun than any ice you've met before
  1256. >Her hips rock on your hand
  1257. PP: I'll say~, you also kiss better
  1258. >You stare into the depths of Pinkie's eyes again
  1259. >Something about her face just makes you want to hold her
  1260. >You angle her face upward and admire her features
  1261. >She humps you sporadically as your fingers caress her face
  1262. >You release her face and steady her hip
  1263. PP: Oh~, hold me... just like that...
  1264. >She pants lightly as her body pushes down harder and harder
  1265. >You let her next hump take in two of your digits
  1266. >A delightful noise forces its way out of her chest and her mouth gapes slightly
  1267. PP: Ah~! Icicles~...
  1268. >You chuckle and twirl your fingers around
  1269. >Pinkie rides you in short, quick motions
  1270. >Her mouth hangs open as she moans, but her eyes close
  1271. >You kiss the side of her face and squeeze her thigh
  1272. >With her next thrust, you feel her body hit its climax
  1273. >She holds you tighter than before and you can feel her hind legs buck spastically
  1274. PP: Oh yeah~! That's... that's great... Fwooh
  1275. >She pants and groans as her body holds onto your fingers
  1276. >You try to pull away, but to no avail
  1277. PP: Anon... you're really good at this
  1278. >She smiles and looks at you with an innocent gaze
  1279. >Your extremely tired now and pet her with your free hand
  1280. A: Glad you had fun. I need some rest now, though
  1281. PP: Oh, yeah! I am so tired...
  1282. >You really can't tell between her enthusiastic sounds and bucking hips
  1283. PP: Sleep with me tonight. I promise I'll treat you extra special in the morning for everything tonight
  1284. >She winks and beams
  1285. A: That is quite alright. You don't have to do anything
  1286. PP: Are you sure? Not even with this?
  1287. >She opens her mouth and exposes a long, plump red tongue
  1288. >She quickly winds it back up into her head
  1289. A: Tempting offer, my little Pinkie Pie, but there is no need
  1290. >Her face hangs a bit
  1291. PP: OK, I understand...
  1292. >You squeeze her tight and remove any doubts she may be harbouring
  1293. A: I'll see you in the morning, Pinkie
  1294. >She yawns and sighs happily
  1295. PP: You're a nice whatever you are...
  1296. >Within the moment, she is sleeping
  1297. >A light snore works it way through her
  1298. >Is she just the cutest thing you've encountered or what?
  1299. >You drift off into sleep soon after,
  1300. >A smile plays carefully on your features
  1301. >Zzz...
  1302.  
  1303. >In a barn, in an alternate dimension
  1304. >Be Felicia the Necromancer
  1305. >You have completed the spell in record time and find yourself if someone's stables
  1306. >Oddly enough, the stable is lacking any livestock
  1307. >It is well stocked with materials to raise animals
  1308. >Whatever, you aren't a farmer, this is a waste of time
  1309. >You head out into the light and your eyes are welcomed to green, rolling hills and large plains
  1310. >Apples, flowers, celery stalks... colorful flowers too!
  1311. >You see a gaggle of horses roaming around aimlessly in the fields
  1312. >Who ever is in charge here has a terrible handle on their herd
  1313. >Still, you don't care
  1314. >You are set to find the Frozen Knight and return him to your king!
  1315. >You hold a small, turquoise stone in your hand that pulsates in the direction of Frosty
  1316. >He is surprisingly close, as far as the beating is concerned
  1317. >You make trails in the direction of the stone
  1318. >A sudden voice catches you from behind
  1319. AJ: Would ya' look-it that! Another one of ya' in my fields!
  1320. >You take the feminine voice is not used to having guests?
  1321. >You spin in place to confront this speaker and see... nobody?
  1322. >One of the horses has wandered up to you as well
  1323. >Your free hand cackles with a raw energy and you threaten the sky
  1324. F: Alright, who's there?! Show yourself!
  1325. AJ: Ah'm right in front of ya'! No need to shout now
  1326. >This gimped horse is speaking to you!
  1327. >Clearly, this dimension is run by some type of powerful daemons
  1328. >You aim the dark magic at the gimp horse
  1329. F: Who is your maker and what do they do?
  1330. >The orange horse looks at you quizzically
  1331. AJ: Maker? Ah think ya' got the wrong farm. Mah names, "Applejack", are ya' related to Anonymous?
  1332. >You disengage your spell at that tip
  1333. F: You know of the Frozen Knight?
  1334. AJ: Ah know about Anonymous... he was here yesterday. Came trashin' 'round in his big armor an' scared folks half ta' death! Are ya' his... sister?
  1335. >You shift your eyes about quickly
  1336. F: Yes... do you know where he is right now?
  1337. AJ: Last Ah seen him, he was with Twilight in her lab
  1338. F: Thank you, Applesmack... I have work to see to
  1339. >You're eyes narrow and you smile wickedly
  1340. AJ: Well, alrighty... take care now, ya' hear!?
  1341. >You walk off in the general direction of the stone
  1342. >It is not more than a hour that you come upon a town filled with more horses
  1343. >The daemons have got to be lurking nearby
  1344. >Just because you can't feel or see them, does not meant hey are not lurking in the shadows
  1345. >You're too genre savvy for this!
  1346. >You hear snippets of comments as you pass by more corrupted horses
  1347. >You see a small sign hanging just by the gates of town
  1348. F: Welcome to... Ponyville?
  1349. >A horse moves in close to you
  1350. R: Oh, look! Another one! My, my, you are simply darling in that gown
  1351. >Oh, well, you have been working out and... wait a tick!
  1352. >you turn to see a white unicorn
  1353. >You really need unicorn blood for a spell you want to try out!
  1354. >Work first, girl, just keep focused
  1355. F: What do you mean, "Another one?"
  1356. R: You are the second human I have met since Sir Anonymous arrived. I must say, you're much prettier than him
  1357. >The horse leans in close to sniff you
  1358. R: It must be the females who inherit all the charms in human society
  1359. >You cover your face and blush lightly
  1360. F: T-thank you, but I have to go now...
  1361. >The blood-filled unicorn latches onto your dress
  1362. R: Who made this magnificent dress? It's just so well stitched! Is that a reverse cross stitch combined with broad fan stitched decals? Darling, you must tell me who made this!
  1363. >You tug your dress from her... hooves?
  1364. F: I made this dress myself
  1365. >Her mouth hangs in astonishment
  1366. R: Dear human! You must come see my factory! I feel we have so much to show each other! What is your name?
  1367. >You don't have time for this!
  1368. F: I don't have time for this!
  1369. >See?
  1370. R: Oh... I am terribly sorry to interrupt your... sign reading, was it?
  1371. F: No, no! I am looking for the one you call Sire Anonymous
  1372. >She stops for a moment and smirks
  1373. R: Oh, I see. You are looking for -him-, say no more. I would never keep two lovebirds apart!
  1374. >Love... birds?
  1375. >You feel sick at the notion
  1376. F: You misunderstand, I am his keeper!
  1377. >The unicorn scoffs
  1378. R: Aren't all ladies?
  1379. F: No, I am literally his warden and he is my puppet. My plaything!
  1380. R: Not so loud, darling! Talking so lewdly in public is an offense
  1381. F: I... no, you don't understand...
  1382. R: I see you miss him very much. Oh, you are so cute though. How did end up with a mule like Anonymous?
  1383. >This is trying your patience
  1384. F: Where is he?
  1385. R: I believe he is still with Pinkie Pie at her palace. He need a place to sleep and, really now, I can't have the likes of him scaring my employees
  1386. >You never knew unicorns were so picky... or talkative!
  1387. R: Well, if you would like to come with me, we can head to Pinkie's place -and- you can tell me more about that wonderful gown of yours
  1388. >Oh, brother...
  1389. >The trip is longer than it should be, but you arrive in front of a giant structure that looks not unlike an ice cream dish served in the castle... odd
  1390. >The unicorn walks by your side, blathering about dresses and gowns and darlings
  1391. >Please, just make it stop...
  1392. >Between the ear ache, you take time to notice that the whole palace is brightly lit yet there are no guests around
  1393. >You've seen no servants or really anyone around since arriving
  1394. >The sudden thud of something banging emanates from the top floor
  1395. >You find the stairwell and race upwards
  1396. >You come to a single door at the top and push it
  1397. >It budges slowly, but you manage to open it in full
  1398. >That's when you see -him-!
  1399. F: Frosty! Nice try escaping, but it's time to come home! I am very...
  1400. >What is that noise?
  1401.  
  1402. >Be Anonymous the Unfortunately Timed
  1403. >Pinkie held true to her promise for a "special treat" in the morning
  1404. >You were apprehension, right up until her muzzle clamped down and she proved her tongue was as skilled as it was long
  1405. >You think it would have been rude to not let her have her fun... right?
  1406. >You tilt your head backwards as you lay on the bed to see the Lady Rarity and... Felicia?!
  1407. >Pinkie is obscured on the other side of the bed
  1408. >In the still silence, the room is filled with the sound of slurping and sucking
  1409. F: Frosty! It's time... seriously, what is that sound?
  1410. >Your pink mane friend releases her strangling grip on your maleness and her head pops over the bed
  1411. PP: Oh, hey, Rarity! Who's your new friend?
  1412. >Pinkie waves to Felicia who looks a little stunned right now
  1413. R: Oh, no, no, Pinkie. Don't tell me you didn't know Anonymous was already married?
  1414. PP: Married?!
  1415. >She looks to you quickly
  1416. PP: To who? How could you let me do this sort of thing if you're married!?
  1417. A: I am not married, Pinkie
  1418. >She looks at you for a long moment before smiling
  1419. PP: OK! Good to know!
  1420. >Within an instance, she is back between your legs and her tongue pulls your sex into her mouth
  1421. >She makes lewd suckling sounds louder than before and giggles softly with you down her throat
  1422. R: But, this human, Felicia, said they you were hers!
  1423. F: I said we aren't married! He's my prison! Jeez, you need to pay attention, Rarity. Also, stop the pink one! God's! Is she trying to suck your skin off!?
  1424. >You boop Pinkie on the head lightly
  1425. A: My dear, now is a bad time for this
  1426. PP: Buf, ew said ich waz...
  1427. A: Ut ut! No talking with your mouthful. It's rude, you know
  1428. >Pinkie slides you out with a small tugging motion
  1429. PP: Aww, I wanted to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a human...
  1430. >You pat her head
  1431. >You hate seeing sadness in her eyes
  1432. F: Alright then... getting a blowjob from a horse... can you even feel it?
  1433. A: No, not really, but it makes her happy!
  1434. F: You don't know what happiness is! Now put your dong away and lets go. We have a schedule to keep
  1435. A: I am not going back to that prison or my old life! I have found love and warmth in this place. Also, best muffins ever!
  1436. F: Forsty... you know I can easily make you do what I want if you don't listen
  1437. A: I do and I thought long and hard about it
  1438. >You hear Pinkie Pie giggling and muttering
  1439. A: I have decided that I would rather die than be a prison any longer
  1440. F: Oh, come off the melodrama! You know I won't just let you die like that! You're valuable to me
  1441. A: Pfft, I don't even know why you hate me so much!
  1442. >She shoots a glare at you
  1443. F: You don't?
  1444. >She approaches your sitting form from across the room
  1445. >Felicia stops a foot from where you sit
  1446. F: You obviously are a frozen imbecile, so I'll refresh your memory. 187 years ago, -you- made a little girl in a quiet village feel special. You lied to her and said you'd love her forever. Remember that little girl?
  1447. A: I remember -many- little girls...
  1448. F: This one was special, this one had curly red hair and blue eyes... not unlike your friend here
  1449. >Pinkie smiles and waves again
  1450. A: Oh, that rings a few bells
  1451. F: Good, now, do you remember what you did to that little girl?
  1452. A: I... didn't kill her, right? I don't recall killing any little girls
  1453. F: You moron! You left her in that horrible village! You promised to travel the world together and you just left her!
  1454. >Felecia's hands clench into fists and she yells in your face
  1455. A: This is all well and good, but what does this have to do with my question?
  1456. F: I was that little girl! You left me there! You had your fun and left me to be an outcast! Do you know what I had to endure?
  1457. A: Most likely ridicule and suffering?
  1458. F: Exactly! The same suffering I have been putting your through for the last few decades
  1459. A: Wait a second! I -do- remember something about that little girl! She told me that we should find a unicorn together... that would prove she was a virgin before we did anything... but, I just trusted her. I mean, why wouldn't you?
  1460. F: No, I trusted -you-! Then you failed me... I searched for my entire youth for a unicorn to bring back to my home to prove I wasn't a slut. I found the dark arts before any fairy's tale...
  1461. A: Your back-story is kind of convoluted, but I forgive you
  1462. >She looks at you in bewilderment
  1463. F: You insensitive bastard! You filthy swine! How dare you joke about this!
  1464. A: Sorry, sorry... you just need...
  1465. F: Do not say it!
  1466. A: -You- just need to...
  1467. F: I swear if you finish that sentence I will destroy you!
  1468. A: You just need to chill out!
  1469. >A laughter erupts from Pinkie Pie and you smirk widely
  1470. >Felicia charges you and punches you in the jaw
  1471. >Any mortal man would be in pain, but you are no mere mortal!
  1472. >The next few blows to your face and chest do sting a bit though
  1473. F: You despicable creature!
  1474. PP: Hey! I don't think that's very nice! You shouldn't hit Anon like that!
  1475. R: Yes, darling, violence is not becoming of a lady. You might chip a hoof!
  1476. >Felicia seems to boil over
  1477. F: You are coming back with me or your life ends now!
  1478. >She brandishes a turquoise stone
  1479. >Your heart! She must have taken it with her to find you
  1480. >If you could get that from her... she'd have no power left to bind you
  1481. A: Fine, fine... I'll come along willingly
  1482. F: Good! I don't have time for this!
  1483. A: Can I make a final stop before we go?
  1484. F: No, we're leaving immediately
  1485. A: Aww, but, Fel-ee-sha~! I really wanna get some breakfast
  1486. PP: Oh yeah! Waffles!
  1487. R: Breakfast -does- sound good, darling
  1488. >Felicia sighs heavily and tucks your heart in her dress
  1489. F: Fine! If it will just shut you all up... I am not paying either!
  1490. >Pinkie Pie cheers and Rarity smiles
  1491. F: Anonymous... you put your armor on right now! And if I see that you dented anything, you're in for a stern time-out!
  1492. >You grumble
  1493. A: Stupid, maleficent overlords...
  1494. F: I heard that! Now, get ready and meet us downstairs!
  1495. >You do as your commanded, but because you wanted to!
  1496. >You sure showed her!
  1497. >You all meet at Rarity's carriage outside and set out for... wherever you are heading
  1498. >Pinkie sits beside you and jiggles in place with excitement
  1499. PP: OH, Anon, I just know you're gonna love these waffles! The place is so awesome and they have just the -best- syrup in all of Equestria!
  1500. >You smile and pet Pinkie's mane
  1501. >She giggles and rubs her face into your hand
  1502. R: Oh, aren't you two simply darling
  1503. >Felicia's face is scowling hard enough to make her mouth look like the like an inverted 'U'
  1504. >All you really wonder is why she dyed her hair?
  1505. >You chock this one up to women being women
  1506. >The ride ends sooner than you think
  1507. >You exit and stand before a very small bakery
  1508. >A blue pony with a pink mane is seen through the window
  1509. A: This place looks deserted, no?
  1510. PP: Nah, it's dessert-ed!
  1511. >Pinkie giggles and bounces through the doors
  1512. >You chuckle lowly and follow suit
  1513. >An orange pony steps up to the counter and waves at Pinkie
  1514. Mr. Cake: Chancellor Pinkie! Always good to see you!
  1515. PP: Oh, hey, Mr. Cake! I have guests today and we're starved!
  1516. Mr. C: No problem, we have the finest assortment in town. Let me just get you a seat in the back. One moment
  1517. >He trots off and you hear tables sliding and chairs moving
  1518. Mrs. C: Pinkie Pie! How are you, deary?
  1519. PP: Doing fine, Mrs. Cake! How are you?
  1520. Mrs. C: It's been good. Little slow today, but good overall! who's your... um, friend?
  1521. >Pinkie speeds over and latches onto your leg
  1522. PP: This is my new friend, Anonymous! He's visiting from... uh... far away!
  1523. >The blue pony looks at your imposing, metal form and winces
  1524. Mrs. C: That's... splendid. I hope we have a chair that can support him
  1525. >Pinkie chuckles
  1526. PP: He's not so heavy! he just needs to lighten up!
  1527. >You and Pinkie laugh a bit
  1528. >You can feel Felicia's eyes bore into the back of your head
  1529. >She really needs to relax... maybe you can help that?
  1530. >You are finally seated and given a glass of water
  1531. >How do ponies even drink from a glass?
  1532. >You lift it as delicately as you can and it pops in your hand
  1533. >Mrs. Cake jumps back a few feet and looks at you
  1534. A: Excuse me... can I have a drink in something metallic?
  1535. >Felicia chuckles at you
  1536. Mrs. C: Of course! Do you want ice with that?
  1537. >You stare with your piercing blue eyes from your dark helmet
  1538. A: No, thank you
  1539. >Felicia seems to be enjoying the inconvenience
  1540. >A new drink is presented before you and you attempt to lift your helmet to drink
  1541. >It will not seem to budge
  1542. >Oh, so it's this game, huh?
  1543. >You wait out the rest of the breakfast without touching anything
  1544. PP: Anon... why aren't you eating? These waffles are amazing!
  1545. A: I am not very hungry right now
  1546. F: He doesn't need to eat at all
  1547. >Everyone looks to Felicia
  1548. PP: What do you mean?
  1549. F: The dead do not require nourishment... isn't that right, Frosty?
  1550. A: I suppose we don't
  1551. >You feel as if your body has grown colder
  1552. >This biting pain will end with the smallest movement
  1553. >One swing... it will finally be over
  1554. >You have your food wrapped to go and thank the workers
  1555. PP: Oh, you should have eaten them, Anon! My belly is so full of syrupy goodness...
  1556. >She holds her hoof in front of her mouth a lets go a tiny burp
  1557. PP: Ah~, so warm
  1558. >You want to feel that warmth so bad
  1559. >it makes your body physically hurt to think about warmth
  1560. >A puff of smoke rises as your breathe
  1561. >You have gotten colder
  1562. PP: Hey, Anon, are you OK? You haven't taken off your mask since we left
  1563. A: I... am... fine...
  1564. >You are trying to form full sentences
  1565. >Felicia must be trying to dominate your will completely
  1566. >As you enter outside into the freezing sun, you move behind Felicia
  1567. F: Well, that was delicious food... wouldn't you say?
  1568. >You pull your rapier with expert motions and stab at the vexing woman
  1569. >She moves deftly and you growl
  1570. A: ... Death...
  1571. >You slash out again as she back peddles
  1572. F: Are you trying this old trick now?
  1573. >The two ponies look upon you two with confused gazes
  1574. A: ... Death!
  1575. >You swipe at her again before twisting around
  1576. >Success!
  1577. >You strike true and your blade cuts across her arm
  1578. >A groaning, metallic laugh echoes from you
  1579. >No blood flows from her wound
  1580. >Instead a black miasma slips out and knits her flesh fairly quickly
  1581. F: So, you still have what little will you started with. No matter...
  1582. >Felicia holds your heart in her hand and squeezes hard
  1583. >The pain is unreal as you drop your rapier and clutch your chest
  1584. >Pinkie rushes to your side and looks up at Felicia
  1585. PP: What's happening? What are you doing to each other?
  1586. F: Stay out of my way, you foul pink horse!
  1587. >She slaps Pinkie's face
  1588. >Closer now...
  1589. >... death...
  1590. >You jump up, ignoring the pain in your chest and grab her hand with your heart in it
  1591. F: Get off me, you oaf!
  1592. >You twist her hand until the sound of bones pop in your ears
  1593. >She drops the stone and screams quickly
  1594. >You let her go and stumble to the pebble
  1595. >You feel it in your hand for the first time in ages
  1596. A: Freedom...
  1597. >As Felicia's hand regenerates, she growls at you
  1598. F: You think -that- is your whole heart? You bastard! You'll suffer until I am ready to kill you!
  1599. >She casts a dark spell at you and your heavy body is casted to the side
  1600. >You lift yourself up, slower now
  1601. >You grow colder... more incoherent
  1602. A: ... Freedom...
  1603. >Another dark volt of energy throws you aside
  1604. >A terrible realization hits you as you feel nothing
  1605. F: Be a good servant and listen to me
  1606. >Your mind struggles against your body
  1607. A: R-r-run...
  1608. >Pinkie Pie and Rarity look at you for a moment
  1609. R: Darling, I think he's talking to us...
  1610. >Rarity grimaces at Pinkie Pie
  1611. >Pinkie looks back with a small frown
  1612. PP: Yeah, you're probably right... we should have had the crêpes instead
  1613. >Rarity tugs at Pinkie's tail as they both begin galloping off
  1614. F: Listen, Frosty... I want you to find them. I want you to kill them. Most importantly, I want you to bring me back two new statutes for my garden...
  1615. >She smirks wickedly
  1616. >You begin your tireless pace to hunt down victims
  1617. >Master demands more statutes!
  1618.  
  1619. >Flying over head, be the ace known as Rainbow Dash
  1620. >You see two of your friends running at a remarkable rate!
  1621. >Did the games come to town early this year?
  1622. >Better go down there and see what it's about!
  1623. >You zoom to the ground and head them off
  1624. RD: Hey, girls! What's with the morning jog?
  1625. >Rarity gasps and Pinkie huffs
  1626. R: Sir Anonymous... evil enchantress... save your skin!
  1627. PP: Anon was a good guy, but some mean human came and turned him into a bad guy and now she wants him to turn us into pretty pony popsicles!
  1628. >While usually your friends are a little kooky sometimes, this is really silly!
  1629. RD: Guys! Slow down! I can barely understand what your saying. Who's an "evil enchantress" and who's this "Anonymous" pony you're talking about?
  1630. PP: Not a pony, a human! Two humans! One is big and kind and so nice! Oh~, but the other it little and mean and so bossy!
  1631. R: Her name is "Felecia" and she has Sir Anonymous in some kind of spell!
  1632. RD: If there was a new thing in town, I'm pretty sure -I- would have been the first to know. I'm the captain of the royal defense force , after all!
  1633. >You suddenly see a very shiny something stomping up the paved path
  1634. >It's carrying a long blade and moves like a stiff
  1635. RD: Is -that- Anonymous? He doesn't look at nice as you said, Pinkie
  1636. PP: Oh, but he -is- nice! Like, super nice! I know, something's just wrong with him right now!
  1637. >You decide to try and reason with whatever he is
  1638. >You fly to him quickly enough
  1639. RD: Hey, metal-head! This town is under the protection of the Royal Air Patrol. If you don't put that weapon away, I'll be forced to confiscate it!
  1640. >He stomps on
  1641. RD: Are you even listening? Royal. Air. Patrol! Halt in the name of the Princess!
  1642. >You see the twinge of attack in his motion and duck out of the way
  1643. >A blade narrowly misses you and leaves behind a trail of frozen air
  1644. >You kick the icey air to one side and scowl
  1645. RD: That's it, pal! You forced me to do this!
  1646. >You fly up and dive Anonymous from behind
  1647. >Clunk!
  1648. >You've moved him little and now your front hooves are stinging
  1649. >Not good, not good!
  1650. >You fly away from him before a counter attack
  1651. >That weapon he's using seems like a weapon you've seen before
  1652. >Any elemental weapon has to have an elemental weakness!
  1653. >Ice is weak to fire!
  1654. >You thank video games as a foal for that knowledge!
  1655. RD: Everyp0ny, get to safety! I'll be back in a jiff!
  1656. >Rarity and Pinkie Pie nod and head to the main road
  1657. >You've got a brilliant idea
  1658. >You begin racing to Twilight's tower, she'll have what you need!
  1659.  
  1660. >In a laboratory atop a looming tower
  1661. >Be Twilight Sparkle
  1662. >The beaker you've left out over night as come back with strange results
  1663. >You used your magic on Anonymous and found him mostly "normal" from a biological standpoint
  1664. >It disturbs you to see his cells aren't moving or regenerating
  1665. >You've heard of reanimated dead before, but you are sure those were horror stories
  1666. >You've also imagined that the undead would look more... dead or something?
  1667. >You are curious as to why the human tribes use necromantic magic at all
  1668. >A fast wind blows past you and shakes your equipment
  1669. >You know who it is immediately
  1670. TS: Rainbow Dash! That really rustled my beakers!
  1671. RD: Sorry, Twilight, but this is important! I need your help right away!
  1672. TS: What is it?
  1673. RD: Some monster is lose in Ponyville and it's after Rarity and Pinkie! It's got a lot of heavy armor on and has a sword with ice imbued into it. I think Pinkie called it, "Anon", but it was hard to understand her
  1674. >You feared so much would happen
  1675. >The undead are very unstable creatures and slight events can throw them into barbaric acts
  1676. TS: Anonymous is an undead servant, Dash. It explains a lot about my research on him. It's a shame that we'll have to destroy him
  1677. RD: Shame? Have you met the walking behemoth yet?
  1678. TS: I have, when he was in a state of sanity. Something must have pushed him back into his monstrous nature. Either way, we'll need fire
  1679. RD: Now you're speakin' my language! What do you got for me?
  1680. >You walk over to a closet and let Rainbow Dash look around
  1681. RD: So, what's enchanted with flame here?
  1682. TS: The bow and arrow set... that dagger...
  1683. >Rainbow Dash lifts up a leathery whip that wasn't suppose to be in there!
  1684. RD: What's this enchanted with?
  1685. >You quickly pull it away and hide it behind your back
  1686. TS: Oh, that? Ha ha, still, uh... enchanting it! Why don't you take the bow?! You like distance and it'll be easy to attack Anonymous without retaliation!
  1687. >Rainbow nods and grabs the quiver and bow
  1688. RD: Wish me luck!
  1689. >You hurry her off
  1690. >You sigh with relief and retire your whip to your dressing room
  1691. TS: You naughty little strip of leather... stop wandering around
  1692. >You stroke the leather once and purr
  1693.  
  1694. >In Ponyville square on an otherwise boring day
  1695. >Be Fluttershy the Lonely Heart
  1696. >You have stopped into town to buy something special for your bunny
  1697. >He's a picky eater
  1698. >While walking around, you notice the town is mostly empty
  1699. >Odd given that the forecast says clear, calm skies all day
  1700. >You look up over head and see a rainbow trailing across the sky
  1701. >You wave happily
  1702. >The bolt redirects at you
  1703. >before you can blink, Rainbow Dash is standing beside you
  1704. RD: Fluttershy! You got to get out of town!
  1705. F: Oh? What's going on? I-is it parasprites again?
  1706. RD: No, it's Anonymous... he's rampaging or something. I don't know. My job's just to put him out of his misery
  1707. >You look at Rainbow Dash fearfully
  1708. A: You don't mean to... -hurt- Anon, do you?
  1709. RD: Well, I guess we can try to just break his legs?
  1710. >You hold your hooves to your mouth
  1711. F: Why would you do that? Is... is dismemberment his fetish?
  1712. RD: What? No... I don't know! Look, he's after Pinkie and Rarity and you know that attacking a noble is punishable by death!
  1713. F: Oh, I didn't know that...
  1714. RD: Well... you do now!
  1715. F: Has he hurt anyp0ny yet?
  1716. RD: I don't believe so, no...
  1717. F: You know what I see? I see that Anonymous is -far- from perfect, but I also see that -you're- not giving him a chance
  1718. RD: Ugh, fine! You try first. You're the diplomat
  1719. >Rainbow Dash grumbles at you and you smile
  1720. F: Lets go find him
  1721. >You both take flight and look around
  1722. >Rainbow spots Anon on the main highway and you race as best as you can
  1723. >Anonymous is moving very slowly, you think
  1724. F: Anonymous! What's the matter with you? Why are you trying to hurt my friends?
  1725. >Anon stops in place and turns his upper body towards you
  1726. A: ... Temp... tress...
  1727. F: What?
  1728. >You see Anonymous reach for his weapon at his side and you scurry backwards
  1729. >This doesn't sound like the Anonymous you know
  1730. >He swings his blade at the air and a wall of ice encircles you
  1731. >You look out through the bars and weep lightly
  1732. F: Rainbow Dash, I don't know what's wrong with him! He's not acting like himself at all! He loves me too much to ever try and hurt me like this!
  1733. >Rainbow Dash looks at you
  1734. RD: He just trapped you in a cage of ice... also, you can just fly out
  1735. >You let go of the bars and blush awkwardly
  1736. >A small flutter has you free in no time
  1737. RD: Well... maybe he does love you if he didn't just spear you on his blade
  1738. F: Isn't it odd that he hasn't tried to hurt us if we aren't in his way?
  1739. RD: Kind of... but, he's some kind of zombie, so maybe his brain's all broken?
  1740. >Rainbow twirls her hooves around her head and whirls her eyes
  1741. F: We have to keep trying to talk to him! This has got to be some kind of spell
  1742. >You rush to him again and stand out of sword's reach
  1743. F: Anonymous! if you can hear me, please stop and talk to me!
  1744. A: ... Statutes...
  1745. F: Think back to yesterday! Do you remember me? Do you remember how we talked about letting other's in and dropping your emotional walls?
  1746. A: ... Orders...
  1747. F: What about Shival!?
  1748. >Anonymous' walking becomes even more rigid
  1749. A: ... Shival?...
  1750. F: He's talked about you, his best friend in the whole world, all night! He was hoping to see you last night, but you never came back to my fortress! He told me you were probably very busy!
  1751. >Anonymous shutters and his armor shimmers in the sun
  1752. >You see steam rise from every open plate
  1753. A: ... Shival... coming... b-best friend...
  1754. RD: Whoa, now he's totally broken... better shoot him for good measure
  1755. >Rainbow Dash draws an arrow into her bow and aims it carefully
  1756. >Anonymous turns around quickly
  1757. RD: By the sun!
  1758. >The arrow is loosed from her grip and flies at Anonymous
  1759. >He draws his sword and splits it in two
  1760. RD: That's... no way! Come on! Did you see that?!
  1761. F: Anon's very fast, Dashie... you probably shouldn't make him upset right now
  1762. >Rainbow Dash growls and fires a rapid succession of arrows
  1763. >They either harmlessly plink from Anonymous' heavy armor or he deflects them with grace
  1764. A: ... Too... slow...
  1765. >Anonymous continues his march towards Rarity's factory
  1766.  
  1767. >In a tower, standing outside
  1768. >Be Twilight Sparkle the Foreseeing
  1769. >You have finished your letter to your friends and know what you must do to completely stop Anonymous
  1770. >Fluttershy's well-trained pigeons take flight at your command
  1771. >You have some preparation to do
  1772. >Celestia will be proud of your actions this day, you swear it!
  1773.  
  1774. >Be Applejack the Resilient
  1775. >You are minding your own business and counting the different methods in which to crush your foes using apples
  1776. >So far you've come up with six hundred ways and you intend to find more
  1777. >A pigeon flies into your loft and you spy a bit of metal on its leg
  1778. >A message is always unwelcome
  1779. >You retrieve the paper scrap and look it over
  1780. >Twilight's summoning you to her tower
  1781. AJ: Big Mac!
  1782. >You shout to the backroom and are welcomed by your brother in short order
  1783. AJ: Twi needs somethin' from me. Ah'm trustin' ya' ta' hold down the fort. Got it?
  1784. BM: Eeeyup
  1785. >He salutes smartly and you canter off
  1786.  
  1787. >Hiding in Pinkie's Palace
  1788. >Be Rarity
  1789. >You are currently safely inside Pinkie's danger room
  1790. >In a normal panic situation, these rooms should be filled with plenty of rations to wait out the problems
  1791. >Pinkie's danger room is stocked with all manner of sweets, bottled sodas a few blankets
  1792. >You groan at these circumstances, but safe is safe after all
  1793. R: What do you think is wrong with Sir Anonymous?
  1794. PP: I think it's that Felicia person who's messin' with Anon. He was so nice to me last night and now she shows up and he's being a mean ol' grumpy pants!
  1795. R: Yes, I agree. Her appearance has caused Sir Anonymous to act strange... or stranger than before. Also... this morning... you two weren't... you know?
  1796. PP: Oh, no! I'd never have sex with a stranger just like that!
  1797. >You chuckle nervously
  1798. R: Oh, thank heavens! I swear, I thought you two were fooling around
  1799. PP: no foolin' here! Anon was very serious about using his hands on me. It was so cold inside, but so good!
  1800. >You grimace
  1801. R: So, you -were- sucking on him this morning when we walked in?
  1802. PP: Yep! He said it was alright. He's very polite!
  1803. >Pinkie Pie and her outrageous libido
  1804. >Anonymous -is- a polite human... but, sex with his mangled, pale body? You just don't see it
  1805. PP: When I felt him last night... he was just so cold. I wanted to hold him close and make him warm. Everyp0ny deserves to be warm and feel loved, don't'cha think?
  1806. R: I suppose your hearts in the right place... even if you mouth is questionable
  1807. >Pinkie giggles at you and makes a small slurp sound
  1808. >Putting -that- in your mouth, regardless of race, is just disgusting!
  1809. R: Do you think anyp0ny is safe with Anonymous roaming around?
  1810. PP: I... can't say. I don't think Anon would hurt anyp0ny on purpose...
  1811. R: Lets hope you're right
  1812. >Lets hope somep0ny has a plan to stop him from hurting himself or anyp0ny else
  1813.  
  1814. >Trailing the Frozen Fiend
  1815. >Be Rainbow Dash
  1816. RD: Fluttershy, we tried talking to him already! It's not slowing him down!
  1817. F: Maybe if you stop shooting arrows at him?
  1818. >You sigh and throw your hooves in the air
  1819. RD: Fine! Not like he's getting hurt by any of them
  1820. >A flash of magic and the smell of burning ozone fills the space behind you
  1821. >You spin around to see Twilight Sparkle
  1822. TS: Girls! I have a plan!
  1823. RD: Well, it's about time!
  1824. >Twilight tosses you a necklace quickly
  1825. TS: Put them on... we have to use -that- spell. I believe it will temporarily release Anonymous' mind from whatever is causing him to act this way
  1826. F: Are you sure it's mind control?
  1827. TS: Well, no, but if it is, this is our best bet! I don't want to see Anonymous destroyed. He's a valuable specimen!
  1828. RD: Ugh, always you and lab work... don't we need the others to even use these things?
  1829. TS: Applejack is on her way and I came to you to try and halt Anonymous while you find Pinkie and Rarity
  1830. >You nod and smile
  1831. RD: I'll head off into Rarity's fortress and search the panic shelter. Take it easy, Twilight, Anonymous is really tough!
  1832. >Twilight smiles and her horn glows
  1833. TS: You've just been using your legs more than your head, Dash. Magic must defeat magic!
  1834. RD: Go get him then! I'm off to get the others!
  1835. >You dash off as quickly as your wings can carry you
  1836. >Time to bring some harmony back to your great country!
  1837.  
  1838. >Standing at the center of the physical and ethereal battle
  1839. >Be Twilight Sparkle the Undaunted
  1840. TS: Anonymous! In the name of Celestia, I order you to stop!
  1841. >Your shout does little to Anonymous, as you had expected
  1842. TS: Fair warning, now we play hardball!
  1843. >Your horn cackles with a great power and you fire a lance of light at Anonymous
  1844. >He spins and slashes with his weapon
  1845. >The beam of light passes through him and pins him to the ground
  1846. TS: Success!
  1847. F: Good shot...
  1848. >Anonymous struggles valiantly against your bonds with mild success
  1849. >A living body would be in too much pain to resist this much
  1850. >You cautiously approach Anonymous
  1851. TS: Anonymous... if you're in there, hear my plea! We will get you out! it doesn't have to be this way!
  1852. >From inside his dark helmet, you see a single twinkle glisten in his petrified eye
  1853. >The unbearable pain of being dominated echoes inside his helmet
  1854. A: ... Run... away... p-please...
  1855. >His hand snaps a single binding and flails towards you
  1856. >You put more force into this next attack
  1857. >A ball of black energy radiates from your horn and you see Anonymous' entire form crush the ground
  1858. TS: Gravity spells work wonders on heavily armored foes...
  1859. >You chuckle to yourself and your unbelievable planning
  1860. >This should hold him long enough
  1861. TS: Now, lets see what this other mage knows about magic...
  1862. >You smile and your horn glows
  1863. >You bathe the sky in a purple glaze
  1864. >To the untrained eye, this is a simple display of lights
  1865. >To the studied magi, this is a scholar's challenge!
  1866. >The duel is set, now you wait
  1867.  
  1868. >Be Felicia
  1869. >You look up to the sky to see a gaudy display of power
  1870. >You wonder if whoever casted that was trying to show their weakest spells first
  1871. >The light emanates from in front of another fortress you can make out in the distance
  1872. >This should prove entertaining at the very least
  1873.  
  1874. >Be Rainbow Dash the Scout
  1875. >You've looked over every inch of Rarity's fortress and found nop0ny
  1876. >Even the panic room is empty
  1877. >You zip quickly from the rooftop and speed off towards Pinkie's place
  1878. >They have to be there, they just got to!
  1879. >A few minutes into your flight, you spy the figure of Rarity's carriage parked on the grass
  1880. >Success!
  1881. >You zoom into the open gates and zip around
  1882. >It doesn't take long to find the panic room because... Pinkie drew a huge sign pointing to the hidden panel
  1883. >Ugh, you have -got- to explain to her what this room is for
  1884. >Flying in, you find Rarity and Pinkie drinking and eating
  1885. RD: Guys! So happy to find you! We got to get going and meet Twilight!
  1886. PP: Oh, where are we meeting her? Is it for a party? Is Anon better and we're celebrating?
  1887. RD: No, Twilight wants us to use -these-
  1888. >You brandish your necklace of essential harmony
  1889. PP: Oh, I see...
  1890. >Pinkie hops to her hooves and springs away
  1891. PP: See you at the carriage!
  1892. >Rarity gets to her hooves and walks beside you
  1893. R: Darling... is this going to work?
  1894. RD: Twilight came up with the idea, so I am going with her better judgment on this. What's the worst that could happen?
  1895. >Rarity shrugs and you make your way to your friend
  1896.  
  1897. >Be Twilight Sparkle the Optimistic
  1898. >Another human comes up the path you are resting at
  1899. >Fluttershy looks to you quickly
  1900. F: Oh, who's that?
  1901. TS: From the feeling I'm getting in my horn... that's our target
  1902. >Fluttershy looks on nervously
  1903. >As the other human approaches, they begin to call out
  1904. Fel: So, -you- are the one who summed me... and I can see that you overpowered Frosty here... not too surprising really. Why are you trying to get hurt today?
  1905. TS: I am Twilight Sparkle and as my royal decree, I shall have to ask you politely to release Anonymous from your dark magic!
  1906. >The human holds her sides and laughs
  1907. Fel: Seriously? Ponies are giving -me-, Felicia, orders?! I barely listen to the king and some horse thinks I'm going to just free my servant? That's a right bit of a good laugh!
  1908. TS: Then you've left me no choice...
  1909. >You narrow your eyes and your magic boils
  1910. TS: In the name of the sun, I will punish you!
  1911. >You radiate a wave of heat at Felicia
  1912. >A wave of her hand causes a black barrier to absorb it
  1913. Fel: Parlor tricks? I thought you were going to punish me?
  1914. >Felicia clasps her hands together and then releases a ball of slow energy
  1915. >You quickly teleport to one side and watch the destructive force tear into the ground
  1916. >A flick of your horn and a violent wave of pressure rips from the ground to the sky
  1917. >Felicia moves easily enough and chuckles
  1918. Fel: I was casting on your level in the third year of studies!
  1919. >She wins both arms up and fires a ball from her core
  1920. >The fast dart barely misses you
  1921. >As it makes contact with the ground, it erupts into a small negative blast of energy
  1922. Fel: I don't really see this is a good fight... you're just no match. If I were you, I'd just concede the battle and let Anonymous make me into a nice ice sculpture. Doesn't that sound better?
  1923. >Felicia claps her hands and utters a phrase you can't understand
  1924. >You look over to see Anonymous struggling with unimaginable strength
  1925. >The gravity exerted on him causes small dents to appear in his armor as he rises
  1926. >Felicia waves a had at you and Anonymous moves in
  1927. F: Two against one's no fair!
  1928. Fel: Don't worry, we'll get you next... Anonymous, bring me her head... and do try to cut cleaning this time
  1929. >Anonymous lumbers towards you as Felicia cackles
  1930. >You blink behind Anonymous and fire a shaft of light at Felicia
  1931. >It collides smoothly and sends her to the ground
  1932. Fel: Ahh! You wretch! How dare you!
  1933. >She clutches her side for the moment as the smell of charred material fills the air
  1934. TS: Get on my level, new magi!
  1935. F: Twilight, look out!
  1936. >A blur of yellow fills your vision
  1937. >You hear the sound of metal ripping through the air
  1938. >A quick gust of air passes you and you stand still for the moment
  1939. >All is silent for the moment
  1940. >The first thing you hear is a gasp of breath
  1941. >You see a small puddle of blood well up under Fluttershy's shadow
  1942. TS: Fluttershy!
  1943. >She turns to you with a look of sadness plastered to her face
  1944. F: I... don't want... my friends... to fight...
  1945. >Her wings give out as she collapses to the ground
  1946. >You grab her with your magic and lift her onto your back quickly
  1947. >Anonymous stands before you, a thin trail of blood dripping from the tip of his sword
  1948. >He raises his arm again and you cringe for a second
  1949. >The sound of galloping echoes close by
  1950. >The next thing you see is Anonymous body being knocked to one side as an orange blur comes from behind him
  1951. AJ: Yeehaw! Now that's what Ah like ta' call a, "Dynamic entry!"
  1952. TS: It's so good to see you!
  1953. >You hand her a necklace and she clips it on without hesitation
  1954. F: Fluttershy's hurt, I need time to stabilize her!
  1955. AJ: Ya got it, sugar cube! Ah'll take this big fella!
  1956. >Applejack looks to Anonymous
  1957. AJ: Let me teach ya' 'bout bucking apple trees
  1958. >A devious grin plays across her face
  1959. >You trot to one side and begin healing Fluttershy's wounds
  1960. Fel: Fools! I will see to it that you all suffer!
  1961. >A bolt of magic whizzes by your head, but you are undisturbed in your rituals
  1962. >Felicia suddenly leaves you as apples are projected at her head
  1963. >It takes a great deal of concentration for her to pull up a barrier
  1964. AJ: Come on, ya' varmints! Ah was expectin' a better fight than this!
  1965. >You focus all your efforts into sealing Fluttershy's wound
  1966. >Flesh knits and blood clots quickly
  1967. >A faint heartbeat can still be felt
  1968. TS: Come on, Fluttershy... just open your eyes...
  1969. >You hear metal clink and clang as Applejack's hooves slam into Anonymous and toss him to the one side again
  1970. >Fluttershy sits up quickly and gasps again
  1971. F: Anonymous is going to attack you!
  1972. TS: Yes, I know... you're a hero, Fluttershy
  1973. F: Oh, I-I am?
  1974. TS: Yes, how do you feel?
  1975. F: Pretty good... did we win?
  1976. >Applejack sails over head and lands behind you with a trail of smoke billowing from her tail
  1977. AJ: Ah hate magic... think ya' girls can lend me a hoof here?
  1978. >You erect a barrier as you feel magic welling on Felicia's side
  1979. Fel: I will destroy you!
  1980. >You push all your force behind the wall and it holds admirably against the assault
  1981. AJ: Where's the others?
  1982. >A trumpet sounds before you and a carriage soars from behind a small hill
  1983. >Rainbow Dash is pulling with all her might and Pinkie is playing music from a window
  1984. >The cart lands neatly in between you and Felicia
  1985. TS: Girls! I am so happy to see you!
  1986. >Rarity and Pinkie trot to you
  1987. RD: Enough pleasantries! We need the rest of the Elements of Harmony!
  1988. >Everyp0ny gets into position and you lead the front
  1989. TS: It's over, Felicia!
  1990. >You're powers combine to form a potent blast of harmonizing magic
  1991. >It envelops Felicia in a tight cyclone and you hear her screams
  1992. >Anonymous is next to be overcome
  1993. >Your magic fades with a final flash of light as your bodies lower to the ground
  1994.  
  1995. >Be Anonymous the Frozen Knight
  1996. >You weakly stir from your nightmare and consider getting a drink of water
  1997. >You reach to your nightstand and realize there is no nightstand
  1998. A: Oh... so it wasn't a dream...
  1999. >You sit up on the grass and twist you helmet
  2000. >It moves with a smooth grace
  2001. A: I... I am very sorry... I never meant to hurt anyone
  2002. >Twilight is the first to approach you
  2003. TS: Anonymous, we know. How do you feel?
  2004. >You press your hands to your face and then ping your knuckles rhythmically off your armour
  2005. A: Feels good, man
  2006. TS: Is there a feeling of foreboding or impending doom in your head?
  2007. A: Not more than usual! But, I am really hungry...
  2008. PP: That sounds like Anon, alright!
  2009. >The pink haired mare bounces excitedly to you
  2010. >She presses her nose up to your cheek and nuzzles softly
  2011. >You pet her once and stand to your feet
  2012. A: Fluttershy...
  2013. F: Yes, Anonymous?
  2014. A: I am so sorry that I cut you. Can you forgive me?
  2015. >She weeps lightly and flies to you
  2016. >Her hooves wrap around your neck and she holds you tightly
  2017. F: Of course I can. I know you didn't mean to. You love me to much to ever want to hurt me
  2018. >You pry her off quickly
  2019. A: Yes, well, I am glad we can still be "friends"
  2020. >You look to where Felicia was standing
  2021. >In her space is a statute of her with a frustrated look on her face
  2022. A: Ha! Poetic justice! I love it!
  2023. TS: I am afraid that she was your only way of getting home, Anonymous. I still can't conjure the portal and pass through dimensions
  2024. >You look at the mage with large eyes
  2025. TS: I am sorry...
  2026. >You quickly smile and mess her mane
  2027. TS: Hey! Watch it! What's the big idea?
  2028. A: I've decided that I like it here and I don't want to leave
  2029. >You hear gasps from your crowd of ponies
  2030. PP: Oh boy! We can have more sleepovers!
  2031. R: Pinkie, darling, that might not be the wisest choice...
  2032. RD: What the heck is going on? Wasn't he just the enemy?
  2033. F: Oh, no, Rainbow. Anonymous is a good friend. He was just not thinking clearly
  2034. >The chromatic mare sighs and rubs her eyes
  2035. >You reach out and pat her side
  2036. A: I am sure we'll get to know each other or whatever!
  2037. >Pinkie Pie latches onto your leg
  2038. PP: Anon! I saved you your waffles from breakfast!
  2039. >You smile to Pinkie Pie before looking back the Felicia
  2040. A: So... what should we do with this fine work of art?
  2041. >Twilight Sparkle smiles and tilts her head
  2042. TS: We could put it in the royal gardens?
  2043. RD: I say we smash it... just in case
  2044. A: I almost feel bad for her... sure, she is a wicked and evil woman and, yes, she enslaved me decades ago and has me carry out her malevolent orders... I forget where I am going with this
  2045. TS: Well, at any rate, we still have to bring you to the princess. The meeting was hours ago and she'll probably be very angry for us being so late
  2046. A: What if we give her a statue for a gift?
  2047. >Nearly everyone chuckles except for the blue pegasus
  2048. >She looks very confused still
  2049. TS: Stand by me, everyp0ny. We'll be traveling first class for this trip!
  2050. >You do as instructed as Twilight churns powerful magic around the lot of you
  2051. >In the blink of an eye, you are all standing before a large, white throne
  2052. >Jewels line the floor and walls and the whole place has the feeling of great reverence to some deity
  2053. >A full sized horse with both a horn and wings appears to be mulling over a letter
  2054. >She notices you at last and looks up
  2055. C: Ah, the human I have read so much about. My name is Celestia, Princess of the Sun. How has your travel been in Equestria?
  2056. A: Well, it's been swell! Everyone is pretty friendly, foods good, smells nice...
  2057. >She holds a hoof out to you
  2058. >You quiet down and smile
  2059. C: I have felt the fighting that transpired today and I must admit that your kind worry me. Since your arrival, we have had many worried ponies sending me letters as well as reports from the royal air patrol of dangerous activity. What do you have to say for yourself?
  2060. A: Well, what is there to say? Sure, I -may- have been some small, small, extremely small part of all that fighting and I -may- happen to know the culprit and we -may- have history... but, that doesn't mean I am not sincere in my original statement
  2061. C: I do not know if you are ready to live amongst equinity with such destructive tendency in your heart
  2062. >You scoff and laugh
  2063. A: I have no heart left... that thing was destroyed ages ago! I am sincerity incarnate ever since! I say exactly what I think
  2064. C: Is that so? Can you tell me that you hold no ill-will to the one who harmed you?
  2065. A: Who, Fluttershy? No, we're cool now!
  2066. >She shakes her head and her face looks a bit flustered
  2067. C: Anonymous...
  2068. A: Fine, fine... I understand. I suppose, as human nature goes, I will always resent her. She -is- a statute these days... I suppose I can't hate her as a statue... honestly, I don't know what to tell you!
  2069. C: I see. It appears that you, Sir Anonymous the human, have much to learn about friendship. I happen to have a few choice experts that can teach you, if you are willing to learn...
  2070. >You figure this is some type of level in someone's hell
  2071. >Might as well go through with it
  2072. A: I accept your challenge!
  2073. C: Excellent! The first noble will teach you kindness and tolerance. I am sure you have met, but allow me to introduce the Element of Kindness, Fluttershy
  2074. >Fluttershy is suddenly beside you, fluttering effortlessly near your face
  2075.  
  2076. F: Oh, this is wonderful. I've never taught anyp0ny before, but I will do my best for you, Princess Celestia
  2077. >She bows a few times and smiles widely at you
  2078. >She traces your face with her hoof and gives you a lidded stare
  2079. >Already you fear being alone with this one
  2080. A: Princess, if you would be so kind as to allow another to teach me? I am sure I know everything and anything about being kind!
  2081. >Celestia smirks for a moment and looks at you with amusement
  2082. C: No, I am sorry, but I think Fluttershy has much to teach you still
  2083. >With that, you are dismissed
  2084. >It is some time later that you find yourself back in the town square of Ponyville and give your farewells to your recent friends
  2085. >All, accept Fluttershy, leave you be
  2086. F: So, Anonymous... the princess recommends you stay at my place until you learn more about friendship. I already have a room setup for you and nice clothes laid out from Rarity's own line up
  2087. A: Thank you... I think
  2088. >You begin to walk slowly onward with your head slung low
  2089. F: What's the matter? Are you still feeling cold inside? Do you need somep0ny to hold you?
  2090. A: No... no... I just need to get out of this armour and have a good night's sleep
  2091. F: Oh~! I can help you with both of those things
  2092. >Fluttershy leads the way as you ascend the stairs to her fortress
  2093. >Once inside, you see a few mares gathered around something
  2094. Maid: I can't believe he can lift that much!
  2095. Servant: He's so strong!
  2096. Maid 2: And he tells such funny jokes!
  2097. >You gawk as you see Shival showing off for the ladies
  2098. >You taught him so well
  2099. >They grow up so fast!
  2100. >You sniffle lightly to yourself
  2101. >Shival's ears perk up as he becomes aware of your presence
  2102. S: Anonymous! Excuse me for a moment, ladies
  2103. >He shifts through the crowd and trots to you
  2104. A: I see you've found a lovely little place to stay
  2105. >You smirk widely
  2106. S: It's like paradise here, Anonymous! I was always a strong horse, able to carry you anyways, but I am like a god now!
  2107. A: I am glad to see you are enjoying your stay, however...
  2108. S: Oh, please don't say we are leaving?
  2109. >You smile wider
  2110. A: On the contrary! We shall be extending our stay indefinitely!
  2111. >You see Shival nearly explode with excitement as he shouts and cheers
  2112. S: This is fantastic! What is with the sudden change of heart?
  2113. A: I am glad you asked, old friend... we accidentally killed our only means of getting back to our dimension and, well, it's just so peaceful here that I thought we'd stay!
  2114. S: Eh, good enough reason for me
  2115. >You pet Shival's nose and rub behind his ears
  2116. A: Oh, my noble, ever faithful steed... you absolutely have to tell me how've you been?
  2117. S: This place is fantastic and I've been likewise. I was hoping to have another night in this luxurious bastion! They have full body massages...
  2118. >Shival slides in close
  2119. S: ... And I do mean -full body-
  2120. >You chuckle
  2121. A: Drawing your sword so quickly is not very gentlemanly, you know
  2122. S: I've slayed a dozen in the last night and a dozen by dawn! Before tomorrow's day, I hope to slay a dozen more!
  2123. >You grab him round the neck and rub a knuckle into his head
  2124. A: You dog of a horse, you! You'll be the sire of a merry band of Shetlands at this rate!
  2125. >He breaks from your grip and nudges you with his flank
  2126. S: With any luck!
  2127. A: I get to name the first foal that shares your devilishly good looks! It was a romanced dream of mine to some day breed you for minor profit... but, this is good too!
  2128. >Shival shrugs
  2129. S: Fair's fair... you -did- raise me. I suppose you'll be a -grandfather- of some sort. That'd be hard to explain
  2130. >You joke back and forth about your friend and foals
  2131. >It feels good to talk about nonsense again
  2132. >You split up after so long
  2133. >He returns to entertaining his harem as you retire for the night
  2134. >You are lead to your room by Fluttershy and she smiles at you
  2135. F: I made sure that everything is perfect for you. I had a larger bed made and an extra soft mattress enchanted with a heated top just for you. There's also a rack for you to hang your armor on so that it's not collecting dust on the floor
  2136. >She smiles and you swear you can hear the sound of a squeak
  2137. A: Thank you, it's too kind of you
  2138. F: Nonsense! I was happy to do anything for you, my love
  2139. >She bats her eyes at you and curls her hooves in her long hair
  2140. A: Are we still on that?
  2141. F: On what, dear?
  2142. A: -That-?
  2143. >Fluttershy feigns ignorance and smiles
  2144. F: You just tidy up for the night and I'll be right back
  2145. >She blows you a kiss and flies off
  2146. >Tonight will be difficult at best
  2147. >You remove your armour, finding it remarkably light this night
  2148. >Like some evil presence was lifted off it
  2149. >Your fine night clothes shimmer with the elegance of their creator
  2150. A: Ah, this feeling... so delicious
  2151. >Even the dead can dress comfortably from time to time, you think
  2152. >You fall back onto your new bed and sink into the soft mattress
  2153. >Your icy skin is immediately caressed by the warming effect Fluttershy spoke of
  2154. >As you lay there, your mind wanders
  2155. A: Maybe... maybe she is not so bad? Maybe she's just... eccentric? I am sure what happened the first time we met was just... an overreaction?
  2156. >You hear the door open and tilt your head up
  2157. F: Hello again, Anonymous... I have returned. I see you've made yourself comfortable
  2158. >Before you stands a familiar yellow mare wearing... clothes now... awkward
  2159. >She smiles and attempts to balance herself on her hind legs
  2160. F: I know we got off on the wrong -foot-, but I am sure you'll appreciate this
  2161. A: What... are you wearing? Or rather... why?
  2162. F: Oh, just a little something I thought you'd like
  2163. >She pulls her skirt back a bit and reveals a shiny hoof and most of her leg
  2164. F: So, what do you say, big boy? Are bipeds your fetish?
  2165. >You nearly crack up at how hard this one is trying
  2166. A: Dressing up and walking on two legs does -not- a human make...
  2167. F: Oh, I know... so, I learned as much about bipeds as I could. I know how much bipeds are fascinated when a female leans her chest forward like this
  2168. >Fluttershy hefts her body forward and shakes herself left to right
  2169. >Two, small mounds of something or other are nestled where her chest -would- be if she had anything
  2170. F: Does that excite you, hmm? Or perhaps, this one is tricky, if I lean back like so?
  2171. >Her wings help her arch her spine in an unnatural fashion for a horse
  2172. >This is some funny stuff
  2173. >You wish Pinkie was here so you two could giggle like fools together
  2174. F: Does this... urf... do it for you?
  2175. >She strains a bit before taking on her natural posture
  2176. A: Fluttershy... humans are not really a fetish... although I am sure whatever you're attempting now is -someone's- fetish...
  2177. F: Wait, wait! There's more I learned!
  2178. >She seems a bit more desperate now and moves closer to you
  2179. F: I know it's very attractive for bipeds to hold hands and stare at each other
  2180. >She takes your hand and wraps it around her hoof
  2181. >You grip it lightly, if only to humour her for the moment
  2182. F: There! We're hand holding now! See! It's just like... it's the same as... it's...
  2183. >Your grip loosens and you slide your fingers around her hooves
  2184. F: It's not the same at all...
  2185. A: Now, Fluttershy, this is just getting silly...
  2186. >You hear a small sob and look at her face
  2187. >Her eyes grow glassy and her mouth quivers
  2188. F: This was so stupid... I must look like a fool right now... How could I think this was even going to work?
  2189. >She turns from you and you see a small trail of glistening tears dot the floor
  2190. F: Just... just have a good night...
  2191. >You reach out and catch her soft tail
  2192. >You give her a little yank back to you
  2193. F: Anonymous! Never pull a lady's tail! It's very inconsiderate!
  2194. A: Don't cry
  2195. >She turns her face
  2196. F: I'm not crying
  2197. >You stand to your feet and slide to her
  2198. >You lift her head up at you and speak as softly as you can
  2199. A: Don't cry... I hate seeing a lady cry...
  2200. >Fluttershy's face shivers in your hands as she holds back her sobs
  2201. A: Lets get you out of this silly costume, alright?
  2202. >She nods her head weakly
  2203. >You loosen the bands holding her hair and let her pink mane flow naturally
  2204. >You place a finger on either side of her shoulders and slip the dress from her
  2205. >Two small oranges fall out from a handkerchief tied about her chest
  2206. F: This is... so embarrassing
  2207. >Fluttershy pants softly
  2208. >You continue to undress her and expose her true form
  2209. A: You went to great lengths to dress like a person. Really nice job, if I do say so myself
  2210. >You hear her choke a small laugh out
  2211. >Last are a small pair of silken underwear
  2212. >You have no idea how she got them on at all
  2213. >A finger slips to both sides of her rump and gently slides the soft panties down her thighs
  2214. F: Oh~! Anonymous, your hands are so cold~!
  2215. A: Yes, yes...
  2216. >Her body is naked once again... or naked as it should be?
  2217. >You really need to stop analyzing these things
  2218. F: A-Anonymous? You still love me even if I didn't guess right this time, right?
  2219. >You sigh and hug her
  2220. >No words could make her anymore sane at this point
  2221. >She kisses the side of your face slowly
  2222. F: If you tell me what your fetish is... I'll promise to fulfill it. I don't care what it is. I'd do anything for you
  2223. >You pull your face back and look at her as sternly as you can
  2224. A: Fluttershy... I am not a prize to be won by a guessing game. Do you think you really love me at all? You know nothing about me and I have never given you any reason to think I love you
  2225. F: Yes, you did... you let me have your love deep inside
  2226. A: Sex is not all there is to "love"
  2227. F: But, it's certainly one of the best parts, no?
  2228. A: Yes, but, no! Fluttershy, I don't want to be with you in a physical way. I thank you for all you've done for Shival and myself, but I simply cannot repay you like this... it's not right
  2229. >Fluttershy wraps her hooves around your waist
  2230. F: I'd let you... you can use any hole you want. I won't cry or whine or fight it. Even if you used my little butt, I'd have no problem with it because I know you'd take care of me
  2231. >She's really not even trying to listen
  2232. >Seriously... this mare is too good at turning around your words
  2233. A: Look, you aren't following me. I -do not- want to be your lover
  2234. F: Then how could you just fill my insides with your human seed if you had no intention of loving me? What if I have a foal now and we'd be out of wedlock?! How could I tell anyp0ny about such a scandal?
  2235. >You look at her with a expressionless stare
  2236. A: I don't think you have to worry about having kids with me...
  2237. F: Why not?
  2238. A: Because humans cannot breed with horses...
  2239. F: How do you know? You're the first human to ever breed with a pony!
  2240. A: No, I assure you... others have tried...
  2241. >Fluttershy suddenly looks glad
  2242. F: Oh, so love can bloom between a human and a pony?
  2243. A: It's not -love-! It's just sex! Shallow, rough, sweaty sex! There is no -love- involved. Just thrusting and grinding!
  2244. >You noticed Fluttershy's body twitch in your hands as you speak
  2245. >This little mare is getting turned on by all this
  2246. >You release her only to see her float in place by her wings
  2247. F: I wish you'd feel like those humans felt. My body would welcome you so easily... in fact, if you just take your hand and feel right -here-, you'd know how easy it would be for you
  2248. A: Fluttershy... this is not funny
  2249. F: Not at all, Anonymous. You did this to me with your lewd words and now you'll just leave me to fend for myself, won't you?
  2250. A: No... there has to be some dumb and horny stallion here for you
  2251. F: It wouldn't be good for me to have some stallion mount my little flank and use me for his pleasure. You're the only one who's ever let me just enjoy it at my own pace
  2252. >You are getting fed up with her not listening and twisting your words
  2253. >You won't let her get in your head again!
  2254. >Not tonight!
  2255. >Not this time!
  2256. >About ten minutes or so, you find yourself lining your naked body up beside her
  2257. F: Now, you just hold my thighs with your hands. Don't be afraid to dig those fingers into my soft fur for balance. You can slap my flank too... i-if you want?
  2258. >How does this keep happening?!
  2259. >Well, your wood says that it's far too late for care
  2260. >You slip your shaft into her waiting depths
  2261. >It's like stepping into an oven
  2262. F: Ahh~! Oh, yes, that's perfect... just, oh~, just keep steady now...
  2263. >You feel Fluttershy's powerful hips begin to squeeze you
  2264. >A slight shift in her thighs draws you in further
  2265. F: Oh goodness~... it's so cold, but so good...
  2266. >She grinds herself deeply into your lap as you bite your lip
  2267. >Her meek moans of pleasure push from her throat as hard as she pushes against you
  2268. F: I love you... I love you so much, A~Anonymous~
  2269. >You stay quiet as she works her body
  2270. >You decide to see what can be done with a pegasus and slide your hand up her body
  2271. >Her wing folds lightly at your touch, but you take it quickly
  2272. >She humps and flaps the wing wildly
  2273. F: Be c-c-careful! Uh~, t-that's delicate!
  2274. >You grin and spread her wing out
  2275. >You run a finger around her bones and into her feathers
  2276. >A pleasant sound from her informs you that this is good
  2277. >You continue to torment her sensitive spot while she spins her hips on you
  2278. >You bring your mouth near her wing and let your cold breath play across the feathers
  2279. >Fluttershy's hips slow down a bit as she looks up
  2280. F: D-Don't leave marks...
  2281. >You grin and softly lick her wing
  2282. >A quick grunt and a heavy gasp is all that you hear before a boiling warmth fills your lap
  2283. F: Too much~, ahh~, Anonymous, you beast~!
  2284. >Her soft folds ripple on you and milk your manhood for what it's worth
  2285. >Still, you barely have an urge right now to orgasm
  2286. >You release her wing and squeeze her plump, plush thighs
  2287. >You feel Fluttershy buck into you quickly
  2288. A: I am learning that kindness needs to work on her endurance
  2289. F: Y-you touched... wings... so good~
  2290. A: Letting it out just like that... I am sure you won't stop after just once?
  2291. F: No~, not with you. Did anyp0ny ever tell you how beautiful you are?
  2292. >You pump your hips into her own and feel her clenching sex
  2293. A: No, you'd be the first
  2294. >You squeeze her flank hard and rock into her body
  2295. >Thrust after thrust leaves Fluttershy wheezing with a smile
  2296. >Her body is truly at your mercy as you drill her
  2297. >You feel the sensation of an oncoming orgasm and pick up the pace
  2298. F: Ohh yes~, give me that cold love!
  2299. >You do not disappoint as your balls churn out a larger than usual load
  2300. >Fluttershy's flexing sex squeezes every drip into her and works hard on you
  2301. >As the last ounces of your shame are taken in, you sigh and pant lightly
  2302. F: Anonymous... my belly feels so warm...
  2303. >You stop for a moment and rub your face
  2304. >It's true! Your face feels... warm!
  2305. F: This is even better than before...
  2306. >You are unsure what has happened to cause you to feel this hot
  2307. >Is it passion? You doubt that!
  2308. F: Anonymous, give me more! I want another hot shot like that one!
  2309. >You feel your veins course with fire and your skin flushes pink
  2310. >You feel more alive right now then you have in ages!
  2311. >So very alive
  2312. >You slide out of Fluttershy's sex and let the cool air engulf your slippery member
  2313. A: A-amazing... I don't feel the least bit cold...
  2314. F: It's love, Anonymous... I just know it
  2315. >Before you realize, Fluttershy is cleaning your shaft
  2316. >Long, smooth licks suck up your combined mess
  2317. >Fluttershy gulps it down with lewd swallowing noises
  2318. >You feel her tongue so well now
  2319. >Everything feels so much more real now
  2320. >You don't question it for the time being, you have a casual blowjob to attend to
  2321. >An idea crosses your head and pull her yellow flank into view
  2322. A: Now, don't let me interrupt you. You're doing fine!
  2323. >Each lick seems to take away a layer of frost
  2324. >You reach your short tongue out to her snatch
  2325. >Hot, wet, sweet, salty... your taste buds have never been so alert before!
  2326. >Even your nose seems in tune tonight
  2327. >You lose your train of thought as you slurp on Fluttershy's backside
  2328. >Her mouth swallows you hole and her moaning sends chills down you spine
  2329. >Another wave of pleasure passes you quickly and you buck into Fluttershy's awaiting throat
  2330. >There is nearly no friction as you slide up her muzzle and feed your hungry mare
  2331. >A hot blob of your seed leaves you feeling ecstatic
  2332. >When was the last time you had a hot orgasm?
  2333. >You try to think, but Fluttershy's sucking throws your head off balance for the moment
  2334. >When you recover, you want nothing more than to please this wonderful cum receptacle
  2335. >You bury your face into her gash and pull out every trick you know
  2336. F: Eeep~!
  2337. >A wet fountain of maregasm pushes itself out and onto you
  2338. >You reek like a lusty horse and the smell is marvelous!
  2339. >You can't think of when you were able to breathe so clearly before
  2340. >No matter for that now, you want to taste more of her
  2341. A: Fluttershy, kiss me... right now
  2342. >She cranes her head and looks at you
  2343. >She pants and huffs a moment before repositioning her body
  2344. >Face to face, your lips meet
  2345. >You taste your cum, her sweat, and the raw passion of living once again
  2346. >Your fingers prod at her tail hole and stroke her soft back
  2347. F: Anonymous~! When did you become so forceful?
  2348. A: I don't know... I can't describe this feeling
  2349. >Fluttershy lays her head against your chest for a moment and smiles
  2350. F: Your heart is beating so loud... are you really happy with me?
  2351. >You're... heartbeat?
  2352. >You take time to feel your own chest
  2353. >It's true!
  2354. A: Fluttershy... I think... I think I'm alive again...
  2355. F: What do you mean?
  2356. A: Like... not dead! Not frozen! Alive!
  2357. >Fluttershy nods
  2358. F: Well, your skin is much warmer than before and your -tongue-, oh my, your tongue is really warm
  2359. >You lay on the bed for an instant and just think
  2360. >A warm, furry body nestles close beside you
  2361. >You lay in bed with your eyes wide and stare at the ceiling
  2362. >Are you really living again?
  2363. >Did Felicia's death free you?
  2364. >Whatever the reason, your story ends on a happy note this day
  2365. >Surrounded by strange friends in a strange land and witnessing even stranger events
  2366. >But, you care little for what once was as you touch your skin and feel rising heat again
  2367. >You look at the yellow mare that has fallen asleep in your arms
  2368. >Was that all you needed?
  2369. >You smile and close your heavy eyes
  2370. >Did letting a little thing like "love" into your life help break the curse of undeath or did your body finally find its own warmth thanks to nothing more complex than
  2371. >Fucking Fluttershy?