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Farm Labour 101

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  1. >Day Apple's and Apple Accessories in Equestria
  2. >Be Anonymous
  3. >You find yourself at a very boring interview for a very boring job in your new home of Ponyville
  4. >The inhabitants are swell enough, despite being small horses, and you have no real trouble at "fitting in" though you are human
  5. >The large, red stallion standing before you looks into your eyes as you drift in and out
  6. Big Macintosh: Lil' missy, are ya' payin' attention?
  7. A: Oh, yes! Yes, of course!
  8. >You snap to and stand as soldier-like as possible
  9. BMc: Now, it's really pretty easy, if'n ya' follow mah advice. Ah'll pull the wagon, ya' jus' load apple barrels onto the back end. Simple
  10. >You nod again to feign concern about farm labor
  11. >If your good friend Applejack didn't just give you this horribly bland job, you'd have quit already
  12. >Regardless, it was nice of her to offer you work and rent doesn't pay itself
  13. >You follow the red horse up the hill and stare over at the acres of land
  14. >Hundreds, if not thousands, of apple trees line every plot of land
  15. >You sigh as you imagine how long this will take and if it was at all possible to complete in a week's time
  16. A: So... where do we begin?
  17. BMc: Right over there
  18. >Big Mac points with his hoof at a few baskets that are currently filled
  19. >You plod over to them and hoist the first one up
  20. >You struggle a bit as you lift it past your knees and you can feel your bones already protesting
  21. >With a shove and sigh, you manage to slide it onto the cart
  22. >For the moment, you wonder how these ponies can lift these heavy things and trot around with such ease
  23. >A sound of Big Mac's throat clearing wakes you up and motivates you to lift the next one
  24. >It takes you several minutes to load in the few barrels
  25. BMc: Good job, now lets head over to the next one
  26. A: Oh, lord, there's more?
  27. >You stretch your back and slouch a bit in anger
  28. BMc: Eeeyup!
  29. >Damn it, you hate when he does that!
  30. >You scowl as the two of you walk to the tree and load in another three creates
  31. >The pleasant sun is now your enemy as sweat runs down your face
  32. >You push your hair up into a ponytail quickly, trying not to let anyone see the pun
  33. >You look down the orchard rows after a few minutes and see no more filled barrels of apples
  34. A: Well, looks like we finished early!
  35. BMc: Nope!
  36. >You grit your teeth
  37. >Why is Applejack's brother so annoying?!
  38. BMc: We gotta fill up the rest ourselves
  39. A: How do you suppose we do that?
  40. >Big Mac smiles at you quickly and unhooks himself from his cart
  41. BMc: Stand back, lil' missy. Ah'll show ya' how it's done!
  42. >He carefully walks up to the tree and looks it over
  43. >He turns from it and digs his front hooves into the ground
  44. >With an earth shattering kick, you see the tree shake like Jell-O before depositing neat piles of apples into the three arranged buckets
  45. >He turns back and smiles at you
  46. BMc: Easy as pun'kin pie
  47. >You really don't know how easy that is
  48. A: I'm not kicking any trees! I'll break my foot!
  49. >You hold up your bare foot for him to study
  50. >While no longer as fleshy as you started, what with mostly walking around bare footed on the farm, they certainly aren't sturdy hooves
  51. BMc: Don't'cha worry, Applejack told me all about human feet. I ain't expectin' ya' to kick any trees, jus' haul some barrels
  52. >You grunt and set to work
  53. >It takes you slightly longer to carry these new barrels as your arms begin to grow tired
  54. >You really need to start lifting... maybe another day
  55. >By the time you get the last barrel on the cart, you see that Big Mac has filled up another twelve
  56. >Your mouth hangs open in astonishment at his speed
  57. BMc: Ya' think ya' can keep up? Hate ta' have to bring yer supper outside fer ya' tonight!
  58. >He chuckles his stupid, country chuckle as he continues on
  59. >You shall not be upstaged!
  60. >You tap into the strength of ten petite women and heft the next barrel like an Amazon!
  61. >This lasts for the whole of ten seconds as you set the barrel on the wagon and your arms remind you that you certainly cannot lift
  62. >Your shoulders now ache from your brash display as you barely raise the next crate above your waist line
  63. >Big Mac pays you no heed as he continues to fill barrel after barrel
  64. >You want to leave so badly and maybe visit Rarity and be a proper lady again
  65. >You dream of seeing Pinkie Pie and lifting nothing heavier than a helium balloon
  66. >A thunder crack of sturdy hooves on a tree wake you back up
  67. BMc: How ya' gettin' along there?
  68. A: Fine! Just fine! So fine, in fact, that you need not worry about me!
  69. >You struggle with the seventh barrel as you speak through clenched teeth
  70. A: So... good! I -love- manual labor! I... urgh... I'm not even... phweh... not even breaking a sweat!
  71. >You wipe some of the not-sweat from your brow and breathe deeply
  72. >You are sure your lungs are collapsing now
  73. BMc: Good ta' hear, hu hu!
  74. >Note to self: slap his smug, red face when you get the strength back in your arms
  75. >You look around the orchard rows to see Big Mac moving effortlessly and filling barrel after barrel without remorse
  76. >You cry a little inside
  77. >Big Macintosh finally stops after having filled his usual 50 barrel quota
  78. >You, however, are just reaching barrel number 27 and the sun is already falling behind the trees
  79. >He strolls over to you and smirks
  80. BMc: Keepin' up good there, lil' missy!
  81. >As you place number 28 into the cart, you grimace at him
  82. A: Could you stop calling me that? I have a name, you know?
  83. BMc: Pardon me, Anonymous. Ah didn't want ta' be so formal
  84. >He bows sarcastically
  85. A: Well... I'm working really hard here... no time to chitchat
  86. >You turn and head to another tree
  87. >To your surprise, Big Mac follows along with you
  88. BMc: Lookin' mighty tired there... ya' sure yer OK?
  89. A: I am fine! I'm good... I'm fine...
  90. >Your walking is laboured as you carry another filled basket to the cart
  91. BMc: Suit yerself. Suppers gonna be ready in a few... Ah'll bring ya' a plate
  92. >He trots off with a small snort and disappears into the waning light
  93. >You push your body harder than before
  94. >You know you can do this or Applejack wouldn't have given you this opportunity
  95. A: F-forty one... just nine more... to go
  96. >You pant to yourself as the sun sets
  97. >The goal is within reach and you can pat yourself on the back shortly
  98. >Number 45 goes onto the back of the cart before you sit yourself beside it
  99. >Taking a seat after these last few hours feels heavenly
  100. >Your bare feet throb rhythmically as your legs dangle off the ground
  101. >You wonder if Big Mac is coming back out like he said
  102. >No matter, you are intent on completing your job
  103. >With a grunt, you set to your feet and move towards your next target
  104. >You fail to notice a root sticking part ways out of the ground and trip over it
  105. A: Zut!
  106. >You tumble forward for a few turns, all the while cursing the sky
  107. >You finally bump something hard on your way down that breaks your momentum
  108. >The world is dark around you and you try to wiggle your arms free
  109. >You pull yourself to your feet and wipe the mud from your face
  110. A: Stupid tree! Gaah! So angry!
  111. >You stamp around the grounds as you recover the spilled apples and place them in their bucket
  112. >The sound of a small chuckle snaps you to reality
  113. >Staring down at you is Big Mac with a plate in his mouth and a mug balancing easy on his back
  114. >He moves to you and hands you the food before speaking
  115. BMc: Layin' down on the job?
  116. >You scowl
  117. A: I fell...
  118. BMc: Ain't it silly balancin' yerself all day?
  119. A: What are you talking about?
  120. >You sniff the food in front of you to try and discern what you are about to eat in the dark
  121. BMc: Walkin' 'round on two legs all day, got to be tough
  122. >You almost laugh for a moment as you take the cup from his back
  123. A: Humans walk upright, nothing I can do about that. It's not hard
  124. BMc: Sure looks like ya' fell hard though
  125. >He smirks and his teeth shine in the darkness
  126. >The moon final begins to rise, giving you some illumination
  127. >The food smells well enough and you shovel it in
  128. >Some kind of apple baked hay combination
  129. >At this point, any gruel would be heavenly to your tired body
  130. >Big Mac stares at you strangely as you consume every last bit of food in front of you like a greedy dog
  131. A: What? What's the matter?
  132. >He shrugs his shoulders
  133. >You reach for your mug and drink it down
  134. >It's a warm cider that you know is made on the farm
  135. >The feeling of the wonderful nectar on your tongue is sensational
  136. >You drink it down a little slower as you relish the taste
  137. A: Ahh~, that's so good
  138. >Big Mac looks to you as if waiting on something
  139. A: Oh, thanks... I am almost done, just need you to pull this last cart back after this barrel
  140. BMc: Sure thing
  141. >You fumble the crate of apples as your tired legs wobble
  142. >With the grace of a blimp, you add it as the final bucket to the cart
  143. >You walk beside Big Mac and look towards the tiny barn house
  144. >It seems to be miles away and your feet are so sore
  145. >You look at the red stallion beside you and an idea forms in your mind
  146. A: Hey... Big Mac...
  147. BMc: Hmm?
  148. A: You think... just this once... I could maybe, you know... ride you back to the farm house?
  149. >He chuckles
  150. BMc: Nope!
  151. A: Aww, please? My feet are so tired... what if I give you five bits?
  152. >Big Mac shakes his head to dissuade you
  153. A: Ten bits?
  154. >He still refuses
  155. >Your feet throb painfully once more and you get desperate
  156. A: Twenty bits! I'll give you twenty bits if you give me a ride!
  157. >Big Mac stops in place for a moment and thinks
  158. >He stares at you with a vacant look before speaking
  159. BMc: Nope...
  160. A: Aww, come on! Why not?
  161. BMc: Ah don't like being rode unless Ah get to do some ridin' myself
  162. >His teeth glimmer through his smile at you
  163. >Slowly, the words catch up to you and your eyes go wide
  164. A: Did you just... disgusting! No!
  165. BMc: No problem by me. Best keep on walkin', lil' missy
  166. >He begins walking again
  167. >You stand there for a moment in near shock at what he was implying
  168. >You'd never do something like that with a horse!
  169. >It wouldn't even work!
  170. >You think about the idea for a minute longer before noticing that you are standing mostly alone
  171. >You attempt to chase after him as your feet scream at you for moving faster than a crawl
  172. A: Wait!
  173. >Big Mac halts and looks to you with wide eyes
  174. A: I just want to make sure that you where implying... you know... like... sex?
  175. >Big Mac nods and bounces his eyebrows boldly
  176. BMc: Eeeyup!
  177. >You wish he wouldn't do that
  178. >Damn, does it annoy you!
  179. A: W-why would you even say that to me?
  180. BMc: It's fine if ya' don't wanna
  181. A: Why would I just openly want to? It's not like you've even hinted at liking me before!
  182. BMc: What's ta' like? A scrawny lil' missy with an attitude like a rattlesnake?
  183. >You do NOT have the temper of a rattlesnake!
  184. >How dare he say something so mean
  185. >You have half the mind to slap his stupid face right here and now!
  186. >But, that would prove his point, so you will not
  187. A: I am not "scrawny" and my name's, "Anonymous!"
  188. BMc: Well, Anonymous... ya' gotta talk an' walk or do ya' still want that -ride-?
  189. >His voice is dark with lust
  190. >You feel your stomach rumble a bit as you let go a small burp
  191. >You cover your mouth and excuse yourself as a sudden weakness overcomes you
  192. BMc: Hu hu, don't tell me ya' can't handle yer cider neither?
  193. A: I can handle anything you got, you... you... stubborn jackass!
  194. >He chuckles easily, not even letting your words sink in
  195. BMc: Prove it
  196. >His grin finally breaks you
  197. >You do not want to hear one more condescending remark from him
  198. >You are not scrawny, you can handle your cider and by the seven spheres of heavens, you are more woman than he could ever possibly withstand!
  199. A: You're on, you prancing show-pony! One ride for -one- ride!
  200. >He looks at you with a little surprise
  201. BMc: Well, a deals a deal
  202. >He smirks and unhitches himself from the cart
  203. >He nods his head one way and begins walking into the orchard
  204. >You follow him on sore toes until the cool grass pads your feet again
  205. BMc: Now, Ah jus' need ta' know one thing
  206. A: What?
  207. BMc: Front or back?
  208. >You stop to consider for a moment
  209. >From behind means you'd be unsure of his next move
  210. >But, from the front, you'd have to look at his stupid muzzle as he gets off
  211. A: Behind, against the tree...
  212. >You scarcely believe you're letting this happen
  213. >It's all kind of blurry now
  214. >You lean your small chest against a nearby apple tree and present your backside
  215. >It takes a moment to unbutton your jeans, but your hands work well enough to get them around your legs
  216. >You hear a steady, easy hoof beat approaching from behind you
  217. >Your heart is the first thing to pick up as you feel his body press up against your own
  218. A: Ok... just... um, you know... one moment
  219. >You are starting to become a little sensible when a sudden hot, wet something runs the length of your panties
  220. >The feeling is different to say the least, but the second time it happens doesn't disappoint
  221. >You grit your teeth and try to not to make a sound
  222. >The last thing you need is to encourage him about your stupid decision
  223. >You get a tongue lashing from Big Mac for a little while long
  224. >You suddenly feel his lips gentle snag your thin underwear and pull them down
  225. A: B-Big Mac, just...
  226. >You feel a great weight upon your back as a furred body drapes over you
  227. >You grunt slightly before you feel him nibble at your ear
  228. >He's not too forceful, but you certainly won't let him know you are enjoying this a little
  229. >He teases your sensitive lobe a while longer as you feel his hips straighten and lining you up
  230. A: Maybe, maybe we shouldn't... I don't think
  231. >Your voice is silence as you feel his hips thrust forward
  232. >At once, your sex if spread open and a hot, thick member plows into you
  233. >You gasp and your abdominal muscles flex to make room for the intruder
  234. >He rests in you for a moment and you feel his warm breath on the back of your neck
  235. >You feel his legs begin to move again as he slides back a bit and thrusts into you again
  236. >Your tight sex struggles to hold all of this stallion
  237. >You notice Big Mac strain a bit as he reaches your body's limitations
  238. BMc: Tight little... ugh~, mare... Ah'm gonna break ya' in...
  239. >His hooves wrap around your waist as he begins lightly bouncing you on his thick sex
  240. >The pressure in your snatch is overwhelming and you feel yourself getting hornier
  241. >As your body betrays you, it at least allows Big Mac to move a bit smoother
  242. >The strange texture inside you stimulates you easily now
  243. >You moan accidently as his flared head drags over your sensitive inner contours
  244. BMc: Ah'm likin' that sound already
  245. >He pushing his thickness into you again
  246. >You dig your fingers into the tree bark and do all you can to hold back your lewd feelings
  247. >His warm body on you and his hot meat in you are starting to drive you mad
  248. >As Big Mac picks up his pace, you want to just let your voice ring through the cool night air
  249. >You can't let him have that satisfaction
  250. >You can't let him know you are adoring his fine loving
  251. A: Just... just move! I-I've had better f-fucks with pillows!
  252. >You are a horrible liar
  253. BMc: Anything fer a lady
  254. >You feel powerful muscles begin to pump into your tired backside
  255. >You can almost imagine how his strong legs must look
  256. >His butt must be flexing tightly as it shows his curvature
  257. >You fantasize about how his well toned, farm raised body looks on top of you
  258. >This helps you in no real way, save for making you so wet and so lewd that you get treated with another inch or so of Big Mac's passion
  259. >You feel a shifting in the red stallion's weight as he rears up a little more
  260. >This position lets him bury a bit more of his maleness into your body
  261. >You couldn't have begged for this more if you tried
  262. >His thrusting becomes relentless on you and you feel his front hooves pressing their weight on the top of your round rump
  263. >You feel drool running down the crack in your tightly closed mouth as you are pounded into utter bliss
  264. BMc: Ahh~... A-Anon...
  265. >You hear him moan your name and your eyes roll
  266. >You can feel the head of his sex pushing you deeper with every intent of filling you up
  267. >There is nothing in your head of vengeance anymore as your legs spread ever wider to accommodate this stud
  268. >His fine rod pounds your quickly and you know your ass will be sore from his pressing hooves in the morning
  269. >You just need this now and you don't care anymore about how it happened
  270. A: Mac... oh, damn... inside, all of it... harder, now...
  271. >You moan like you imagine any of his mare's would under his amazing body
  272. >This was such a good position, you think, if only because it allowed Big Mac to drive it into you
  273. >With a final, powerful lunge, Big Mac spears you deeply and you feel his skin stretch and pull
  274. >A boiling jet of horse love is fired into you and you love it
  275. >The heat forces a small, wet orgasm out of you as another sticky wave floods you
  276. >Big Mac grunts and snorts as he continues to pull you down upon his thick manhood
  277. A: Ohh~ yeah... all of it...
  278. >You hum as your belly is filled and the cum drizzles down your leg
  279. >Between rough breaths and languid moaning, you finally seperate
  280. >As he unplugs you, a wave of fluids gush from you
  281. >Part of it is your own shamefully pleased orgasm, but the thick, creamy filler is all Big Mac
  282. >You rub your fingers over your tired sex and admire the texture
  283. A: That was... oh... I can't even, just... ahh~, you know?
  284. >He takes a deep breath and lets it go slowly
  285. BMc: Eeeyup~
  286. >For the first time in a long time, you don't feel like slapping him
  287. >You both lay beside each other on the grass for a moment before you dress again
  288. >Your legs are sticky and your panties feel squishy and warm
  289. A: OK... now... lets go home
  290. BMc: Git on
  291. >You walk for a few miles until the barn house comes into view in the moonlight
  292. A: Hey, Mac?
  293. BMc: Yeah, Anon?
  294. A: Do you think Applejack's going to ask where we were?
  295. BMc: Eeeyup!
  296. A: You think she's going to smell how filthy with sex we are?
  297. BMc: Eeeyup!
  298. A: You think... you think we could fool around again before we go home then?
  299. BMc: Was hopin' ya' asked
  300. >You both chuckle quickly before getting lost in a haystack
  301.  
  302. >Be Applejack
  303. >You are laying on the couch in your cozy farm house as you await the return of your big brother and your friend
  304. >You hope her first day working wasn't too rough
  305. >Big Mac's always such a good teacher
  306. >You know he won't go easy on her and she may come home exhausted and covered in sweat, but, gosh darn it, she'll get the best lesson in farm living from a pony who knows a thing or two!
  307. >You smile contently at your own sound imagination and sigh
  308. AJ: Mah brother's too kind sometimes
  309. >You chuckle and get comfy on the couch
  310. >A thought quickly crosses your mind about the last mare you had help around the barn
  311. >But, that was a mare and it was -that- time of the season!
  312. >Surely, Big Mac and Anon aren't out so late because Big Mac's
  313. >Fucking Anon!