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  1. >Day Conceptual Contracts  in Equestria
  2. >Be Anonymous
  3. >You are a student of Twilight Sparkle
  4. >You have spent the better part of your days with her since coming to Equestria
  5. >Whether studying the sciences and arts or language and arithmetic, you can always be found under the shade of Golden Oaks Library
  6. >You awake from your peaceful slumber at half past sunrise
  7. >A stretch and yawn readies your body for the menial task ahead
  8. >You head to the single bathroom to squat, bathe and groom
  9. >You have decided to grow facial hair since your arrival
  10. >It looks rather handsome, you feel
  11. >Stepping from the bathroom, you see your favourite mentor standing by with a towel over her back
  12. TS: Anonymous, good to see you this morning!
  13. >You unconsciously clench the towel around your waist tighter
  14. A: Good morning, Ms. Sparkle! I cleaned up as you like. Should I pull out any books for today's lesson?
  15. >She wiggles past you into the bathroom and smiles
  16. TS: Yes, actually! Today's lesson is going to be on the psyche, telepathy and other mysteries of the mind. The book will be filed under "M" and titled Mannerism of the Miraculous Mind
  17. >You smile and set out to get dressed
  18. >After donning your suit, you set out to locate the book
  19. >Having just finished a thoroughly satisfying "Reshelving Day", you make quick work of finding today's lesson
  20. >You clutch the book to your chest and smile
  21. >Learning was never so enjoyable back home, but you assume it was so forced
  22. >Here, you just enjoy learning as you go about your time
  23. >Maybe it is just the fact that your teacher is a unicorn or that magic is proven real
  24. >From years of reading fantasy novels, you are simply giddy with how life is treating you
  25. >It is not long before your teacher arrives downstairs
  26. >Her mane hangs slightly damp on her head as she steps up to a chalkboard
  27. TS: Alright, Anonymous! Today should be a very fun exercise for you
  28. >You look at her curiously
  29. A: What makes today so interesting?
  30. TS: Well, the best way to learn about the mind is to delve right into it
  31. >This seems suspiciously like a movie you've seen before
  32. >No matter
  33. A: OK, what do I have to do?
  34. >Twilight opens the book and begins reading
  35. TS: First, we must practice safety precautions. The mind is a complicated place and you could get lost in it
  36. >You nod easily
  37. TS: So, first thing is first... we will go into your own mind, which is safer for you as a beginner
  38. >She puffs out her chest and smirks
  39. TS: -I- have done this spell multiple times now and am fairly accustomed to the workings of the mind. I will guide you in your head as best I can, but it will ultimately be up to you to navigate
  40. >Makes as much sense as you would imagine
  41. A: Sounds wonderful, when can we start?
  42. TS: Immediately!
  43. >With a flash of light and the smell of burning ozone, you lose the sensation of gravity
  44. >You look around into an immeasurably large, but seemingly empty space
  45. >You turn about yourself to find Twilight
  46. >A faint echo rings through the darkness
  47. TS: Anonymous! Can you hear me?
  48. A: Yes! Where are you?
  49. >The voice grows uncomfortably close
  50. TS: Right behind you
  51. >You spin in place to see Twilight Sparkle is standing on the ceiling before you
  52. >This is getting rather silly
  53. A: How did you get up there?
  54. TS: I am on the "ground"... maybe you need to check your positioning?
  55. >You try to walk forward only to float in a circle
  56. A: Interesting... how do I land?
  57. TS: Just focus on your feet. Envision yourself standing on solid ground again and walk to me
  58. >After a few long moments of utter silence, you catch on
  59. >You picture stairs leading to Twilight and slowly descend
  60. TS: Doing great, Anon! Just a little further
  61. >You take your last step down... or is it up?
  62. >Either way, you stand proudly beside your teacher
  63. >Twilight smiles and cocks her head to one side
  64. TS: Come on, we have a lot to see
  65. A: I am kind of worried what I may see in my head...
  66. TS: Well, usually, it's a lot brighter... this is my first -human- exploration though. How much different can it be from a pony?
  67. >You shrug with a clueless expression on your face
  68. >As you begin to wander the dark recesses of your mind, you come upon a hallway
  69. >A green carpet welcomes you and a row of lights shine down the center
  70. TS: Interesting choice of storage...
  71. A: What do the doors represent?
  72. TS: If I am correct, they would be your memories and from the looks of this hallway... there's a lot in here!
  73. >You walk to the very first door
  74. >The handle is slightly rusted and it looks as if no one has seen this door in a long time
  75. >You open it up and peer inside
  76. Family: Happy birthday, Anon! Blow out the candles and make a wish!
  77. >You see your parents and a few friends gathered around you and you sit in front of a cake
  78. >It is so strange to see your younger self
  79. TS: Aww, you are such a cute little colt!
  80. >You stare in wide-eyed wonder as your younger self blows out the candles
  81. >Party favors are popped and whistles are blown
  82. >Heavens, you remember this birthday so fondly
  83. Mother: What did you wish for, Nonny?
  84. >You childhood self smiles and looks up at her
  85. >Your words echo in your mouth
  86. A: A new bike...
  87. >A tear builds up in your eye as you remember what comes next
  88. >Your father wheels out a brand new bicycle with training wheels
  89. >It's sleek, red form and shiny large wheels captivates you again
  90. TS: Oh, what a cute memory... we should move along though
  91. >You wipe your face and try not to let Twilight see
  92. >She walks on to a few doors ahead
  93. >You approach her and stare silently at the door
  94. TS: Well?
  95. >You look at her with puzzlement on your brow
  96. A: You don't have to wait for me to open it. I trust you to see whatever might be in here
  97. >She smiles warmly before a lecturing seriousness takes her over
  98. TS: I am flattered, Anon, but only you can open up your own mind. That's the second rule of mind diving
  99. >You grasp the handle and it feels hot to the touch
  100. >As you open it, you see a time in your life where you are unfairly placed in jail
  101. >It is you at about teenage years, possibly 14 or 15
  102. A: I didn't steal this stupid cassette! I swear it was put in my jacket!
  103. Cop: Sure, sure, and it magically dropped into your pocket... save it for your parents, kid...
  104. >The cop smirks a filthy smirk and tilts his hat over his eyes
  105. >Your teenage self grabs the bars of the holding cell and growls
  106. >He throws a small tantrum before giving up and sitting in a nearby chair
  107. >You close the door and blush
  108. A: Sorry you had to see that... I was a bit of rash child. Though I did not steal that tape. My parents had grounded me for a week regardless
  109. TS: I am not sure what to say... but, you're alright now. No harm, no foul?
  110. >You smile and nod
  111. A: I suppose
  112. >You both continue down for a long while checking room by room
  113. >You find a great variety of memories from the sad and lonely to the epic and exciting
  114. >Twilight seems to be grading you on something, but you cannot tell what
  115. >You finally come upon a shorter strip of memories with freshly primed doors that all have polished solid handles
  116. >The handles in this section, however, are all much simpler in design, as if not to be opened by a human hand
  117. >It reminds you instantly of the designs on doors in Ponyville
  118. >You push along the first door you come to and peer inside
  119. >A lush, green field lies before you and you smell the open air
  120. >Twilight looks in from one side
  121. TS: Hey, this looks like the outskirts of Ponyville!
  122. >You look towards a patch of forest and see yourself emerge from the brush
  123. TS: Oh... is this the day you came here?
  124. >You think about the whole scene again
  125. A: Yes... this is all familiar... I was walking to my apartment one evening when I saw an incredible array of colours pass by and land in a nearby wooded area. I just had to investigate what had made the... how would you call it? Rainbow! So, I stepped into the wood and began to walk through
  126. >You see your confused past self walking across the open field and looking about
  127. >He climbs over a small hill and freezes
  128. A: Oh, this is when I first saw Ponyville and well... ponies. I was sure I had finally went insane
  129. >Twilight takes this all in
  130. TS: Why am I feeling so much fear? Where you scared of ponies?
  131. A: Not... entirely... I was scared of what was going on. I had never seen horses in my area, let alone Technicolor brigades of ponies
  132. >Twilight nods and rubs her chin
  133. >You close this door and continue on
  134. >You come upon a door marked with an X
  135. >As you roll the handle, a sharp clicking noise responds in turn
  136. A: This one is locked... that's odd, non?
  137. TS: It kind of is... what could have happened to you in Ponyville that your mind is suppressing?
  138. >She looks to you and you shrug
  139. A: If I knew, I am sure this door would open...
  140. >You don't give it too much more thought and move on
  141. >As you near the end of the hallway, you come upon a single door facing straight in the center rather than to your sides
  142. A: Is this it? The last door of memories I have?
  143. TS: Looks like it. It could be your exit... everyp0ny creates an exit to their head when they create a place to "view" their inner workings. You made a long hallway with lots of doors, very creative, and this might exit back into the physical world
  144. A: Only one way to see...
  145. >You push the handle down to the sound of a mechanism unlocking
  146. >An extremely bright light flashes before your eyes
  147. >Twilight suddenly gasps
  148. TS: Anon, wait! This isn't a...
  149. >A stillness overcomes the world
  150. >You shake the spots from your eyes and your head pounds quickly
  151. A: Ugh, waking up from that is painful...
  152. >You look up for a moment and see yourself standing nearby
  153. A: Oh... am I still in my head?
  154. >Your voice seems... higher?
  155. >Well, this must just be an aftereffect
  156. >Your dark mane falls in your face and you brush it back... with... your... hoof?
  157. A: Ahhhhh!
  158. >You shriek like the little girl you have become
  159. A: Twilight! Something went wrong! Help! Emergency!
  160. >You bound around on your newly acquired hooves like a rodeo pony
  161. >Your body moves before you
  162. TS: Anonymous! Stop. Jumping
  163. >You sit still on your bottom, as quickly as you can
  164. TS: I was trying to warn you that you found the link that held me in -your- head. By crossing into you, you left me back in your body and took over mine!
  165. A: Can you... can you fix it?
  166. TS: Not unless you grow a horn suddenly...
  167. >This seems like a bad time for taking advantage of this joke
  168. >You breathe deeply once and let it out
  169. A: OK... so, this isn't horrible. I just have to perform the spell you did. Easy, right?
  170. >Your body lifts a hand to its head and sighs
  171. TS: No, no, you're going to need to learn how to cast it. I make it look easy because I am well practiced...
  172. A: Perfect! Just give me the book and I'll be done in a jiff!
  173. TS: It's... it's not for somep0ny of your level
  174. >You raise an eyebrow
  175. A: There are levels to this?
  176. TS: Well, it's loosely defined on account that all unicorn powers are different. But you have your novices, which are usually preschool grade unicorns, all the way up to masters of magic like Starswirl the Bearded. Few unicorns reach as high as Starswirl did, though
  177. A: Where does that put me?
  178. TS: Well... somewhere below, "No clue on what magic is or how to use it"
  179. >You sigh and sulk
  180. A: That bad, huh? To think that video games taught me nothing...
  181. >You shrug and stand to your hooves
  182. A: I suppose if I am going to be you for a little while... I get to sleep in your bed instead of on the couch?
  183. >You smile and try to lighten the mood
  184. TS: Very funny, mister... now, we need to be sensible about this
  185. >Twilight stares at a stack of books nearby
  186. >You see her eyes focus intently on the topmost book
  187. >Her face tenses for a second and she grits her teeth
  188. A: What are you doing?
  189. TS: Reaching for that... book... oh, right, no horn...
  190. >She walks over to the pile and lifts the book up
  191. TS: Oh, OK... that's not so bad. I'll just have to use my hands to hold things now
  192. A: So, how do you do magic with this thing?
  193. >You rub a hoof against your horn and shiver for a moment
  194. A: Whoa... that was weird...
  195. >You touch your horn again with the same gentle stroking motion
  196. >It's like having your brain tickled with a feather
  197. TS: Anonymous! What are you doing?!
  198. >You sigh happily
  199. A: I... I don't know! This just feels so good...
  200. TS: Don't touch your horn! My horn! Ugh! Stop that right now!
  201. >You do as your told despite everything and sit back down
  202. >You run a hoof through your mane
  203. >How soft your body feels
  204. >It's as if you're a giant fur ball now and everything feels nice to you
  205. >You run your hooves around your chest and down to your sides
  206. TS: Anon! Stop touch my body like that! It's freaking me out!
  207. A: I-I can't help i-it... so soft, oh lord... everything feels so -real- and -significant-!
  208. TS: Ugh, I don't know what you mean... these clothes are hot and itchy on my skin and my nose feels too dry and my hands are cold. How do you live like this?
  209. A: After feeling this -soft- fur, I don't know!
  210. >You lightly trot to the couch nearby and try to sit down
  211. >It takes a bit of practice, but you succeed
  212. >After a few minutes of utter quiet from Twilight, you grow bored
  213. >You rub your own belly in smooth circles with the tip of your hoof
  214. A: Oh, that's the spot...
  215. >Your leg twitches on its own
  216. TS: Cut that out, you!
  217. >Twilight puts down her book and stomps across the room to you
  218. >She grabs your hoof and pulls it away
  219. >Your body looking back at you like this, holding you so forcefully... it kind of excites you
  220. >You were so right about the beard, you handsome fiend!
  221. TS: Now, look, Anon! This is serious! I can't concentrate when you're doing... -this- kind of thing with my body!
  222. A: I'm s-sorry... ah~, don't hold me like this...
  223. >You blush as you feel a little moan desperately trying to escape
  224. >You try to push Twilight from you, but realize how much stronger your human body is
  225. >Twilight must not even lift!
  226. TS: I need you to take good care of my body, got it? You can't leave this house. If anyone finds out, it'll be impossible to explain
  227. >Twilight doesn't realize how tightly she is holding you or how close her body is pressing to your own
  228. >You are getting really turned on from being so submissive
  229. >Your hind leg lifts a bit to try and push your own body off your delicate pony frame
  230. >Twilight's hand takes you quickly and pins your twitching leg
  231. >You feel your new pony loins being spread by powerful hands and can't resist
  232. A: Aah~! T-T-Twilight!
  233. >She scowls
  234. TS: Hey! Stop making those sounds! What if somep0ny hears you?
  235. A: Y-you're the one humping yourself!
  236. >Twilight looks down to see how she is holding you and quickly jumps up
  237. TS: Oh my gosh... I didn't mean... I mean, you... me... ugh!
  238. >You gasp for breath as your now female sex aches
  239. >Your body tingles from horn to hoof
  240. >A sudden and unusual wetness builds up at your nether region
  241. >You can do nothing now save for placing your hoof on this tender spot
  242. A: T-Twilight... I think you made it worse!
  243. >You roll to one side with your hoof between your legs and press it tightly between your thighs
  244. >You carefully hump your own hoof and drool a little
  245. TS: Don't masturbate on the couch! I mean... don't masturbate at all! Control yourself!
  246. A: H-How? It's like I'm on f-fire...
  247. >You let out a girly gasp and press your sex again
  248. >What you wouldn't give to have fingers right now!
  249. >You look up to see Twilight standing above you
  250. TS: Stop making those sounds... it's... it's effecting your body...
  251. A: I-I can't stop! Ooh~! H-How do you handle this?
  252. TS: Just calm d-down... clear you head... think of... bunnies!
  253. >You attempt this method
  254. >Clear head, not thinking about sex...
  255. >Calming down, not thinking about sex...
  256. >Bunnies in the meadow... soft, cute bunnies... mounting each other...
  257. A: It's not w-working!
  258. >Your voice becomes hollow as your hoof works you over
  259. >Even if your inexperienced with being a mare, you are pretty good at this
  260. >You finally feel that sweet, glorious release and your hips shake
  261. >Twilight watches you in morbid fascination
  262. A: Oh, so good... so good...
  263. >You ride out your orgasm, but find yourself curiously unfulfilled
  264. >You dare guess that you could go for another round without pause
  265. TS: A-Anonymous... stop using me for dirty things...
  266. >Twilight stands closer to you now and looks over her body
  267. >You must look so inviting with your hips bucking and your hoof nestled neatly between you wide thighs
  268. TS: I... I'm kind of... sexy... you know, in a bookish kind of way? Not being narcissistic or anything!
  269. >You see a bulge in your pants and think about the most depraved things you could
  270. A: Hey, Twilight... w-would it be masturbation if you... used my hands on -me-?
  271. >She looks at you for a moment then to her fingers
  272. >She curls them once or twice and carefully turns them
  273. TS: A-Anon, we need to stop before it gets... out of control...
  274. >You look up at her and try to imagine what a sexy face would look like
  275. A: I see I... -you- have an erection... I could take care of my -own- erection, right? I mean... I know exactly what I like, after all...
  276. >You see her start to sweat
  277. A: Just, take off your clothes... I'll help you
  278. >You sit up and quickly catch the zipper of the pants in your mouth
  279. >As you unzip, you can smell your own scent in a way that is wholly delightful
  280. >Your mouth waters and you think of the ramifications of what you are about to do
  281. >Your sex bounces from its hiding place and you admire you own shaft for the moment
  282. >From this angle, it looks extra large and thoroughly intimidating...
  283. >This is making you so hot, you cannot believe it yourself!
  284. >With no more thoughts rattling about, you taste your own maleness for the first time
  285. >Salty, kind of soft on your tongue... it'll grown on you
  286. >Your next move is to fully swallow your own throbbing manhood in your girly mouth
  287. TS: Oh Celestia! This feeling... aah~!
  288. >The moaning rings in your marehood and you feel even more lubrication spilling out of you
  289. >Your face is filled with hot blush as you continue to suck on Twilight
  290. >Within the minute of putting it in your mouth, you feel her hands take your face
  291. >She squeezes a little harder than you'd expect, but the forceful feeling turns you on anyways
  292. >You try to take her out of your mouth now, but she rams back in
  293. >You really want her to give you a solid fucking
  294. >She's too enthralled with your mouth, however, and seems to lose all control
  295. >Your muzzle is long enough to take all of her hot sex, or so you think
  296. >A sudden flood of cum catches you off guard and you gag on it
  297. >It spills from your cheeks and pushes out of your nose before you finally decide to drink down any
  298. >After Twilight finishes using you like a personal sex toy, she slides out of your mouth
  299. >For no reason you can think of, you suck her as hard as you can on the way out
  300. >You find you really enjoyed having a male in your mouth... though you assure yourself that you're not gay!
  301. TS: I... I can't believe I just creamed my own face... that's... oh, Celestia... that's so hot... I look so good with stallion batter on my muzzle...
  302. >She bends down and lifts your head up
  303. >You get a deep kiss that completely throws you off guard
  304. >A short tongue spears into your mouth and you try to reply as best you can
  305. >Her tongue cleans your teeth and gums in a desperate search for cum
  306. >She's making you swallow your own shame and, lord, does it heat you up!
  307. A: O-OK... I did you... please finish me... I'm burning up
  308. >You rub your hoof against your snatch and pearly stands of your girly fluids drizzle down your willing sex
  309. A: Just... once inside... please...
  310. >Your begging gets through and Twilight holds her used shaft in one hand
  311. TS: I... I can't believe I want this so much
  312. A: J-just... j-j-jam it in!
  313. >You finally feel your own hot human sex force its way inside your awaiting hole
  314. >The feeling of being on the receiving end of sex is absolutely incredible
  315. >Twilight thrusts into with reckless abandon and you scream happily
  316. >This feeling of something hot inside you makes your eyes roll back
  317. >Each thrust parts your body so deeply and fills your little pony belly in such a perfect way
  318. A: Please... I want to feel, ahh~! I want to feel -it- in me, ah~ ah~!
  319. >Without a pause or a break, you feel Twilight stiffen up and slam her hips home once more
  320. >Your thighs ache so blissfully and your flank is bruised from rough hands holding you securely
  321. >A hot, slippery feeling enters your gut and it makes you shake violently
  322. >You can't believe how heavenly it feels to have so much spunk pour into you
  323. >You fantasize what it would be like to have multiple males on you, each filling you to the brim
  324. >This thought is pushed aside as your body relaxes from the rough treatment
  325. >You never thought you would be such a slut...
  326. >You never thought you would be a pony either, so perhaps you are just overwhelmed by this fact
  327. >Twilight doesn't remove herself from you for a few moments
  328. >You bask in the wondrous sensation of warmth and fullness
  329. TS: That was... intriguing...
  330. A: I... I think we learned a good lesson about friendship today...
  331. TS: No, I don't believe so... but, male anatomy from a first person perspective is much more fascinating than what my book describes
  332. >You stare up at your face
  333. A: It's kind of fun being a mare... I never knew how you felt when, you know?
  334. TS: I see what all the jokes are about now though... two times and my body is exhausted!
  335. A: I could go for another round...
  336. >You smile and wiggle your hips from side to side
  337. >Twilight's maleness slips from you
  338. >A trickle of warm goo drips from your slightly gaping marehood and runs down your butt
  339. TS: I... I need to use the restroom, excuse me
  340. >As Twilight walks away, you call out to her
  341. A: Make sure to sit down! It's tricky learning to aim!
  342. >You giggle to yourself at the absurdity of it all
  343. >You stand to your hooves and feel a bit more crème leak from you
  344. >It's not entirely unpleasant, you think
  345. >You do wonder how to clean up as a pony though
  346. >Looks like you'll be learning a few basic lessons until you reverse this spell
  347. >Twilight reappears and sighs happily
  348. TS: What a relief...
  349. >You smirk
  350. A: I noticed you didn't wash your hands
  351. >She looks at you curiously
  352. A: It's a human thing...
  353. TS: I see... do you know how to sanitize yourself? I see you can barely control your own vaginal muscle to hold in that mess...
  354. A: I'm... I'm new to being a woman...
  355. TS: I hope we can fix this before next week, for your sake
  356. >You bob your head and look at her
  357. A: Why? What happens next week?
  358. TS: Something that you may have heard of, but could never possibly understand until you lived through it
  359. A: Beg pardon?
  360. TS: -That- time of the month
  361. >Your feel your face flush and you look at your current body in abject horror
  362. A: We should beginning magic lessons really, really soon... really
  363. >Twilight laughs and covers her mouth
  364. TS: First lesson... how to clean up after quickie!
  365. >You blush and frown at your inexperience
  366. >You think this will not be so bad
  367. >After all, you never were so contented to go
  368. >Fuck yourself!
  369.  
  370. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  371.  
  372. >Day Getting Better All the Time in Equestria
  373. >You are Anonymous
  374. >A few days ago, you and your mentor, Twilight Sparkle, accidentally mixed up your bodies and minds
  375. >In the time since then, you have grown accustomed to being a pony
  376. >You still are having trouble with being female, however
  377. >You have practiced grooming yourself and learning to use your mouth as a type of hand
  378. >Better still, you have gained a weak control over your magic and are working tirelessly towards the goal of full power
  379. >You think about how much you have discovered about yourself since this change
  380. >You truly can learn a lot by walking a mile in another's shoes... or hooves, in this case!
  381. >The smell of breakfast invades your small room and your tail twitches happily
  382. >You have noticed your tail is a confounded sort of device that constantly betrays your feelings
  383. >It is good, you think, that humans don't have to deal with one
  384. >You hop from your bed and lift a book with your magic
  385. >The sensation is not unlike holding it in your hand, but with a 'flatter' and 'wider' understanding
  386. >You can feel the wooden cover, the ridged backing and even the finely embossed letters, but you cannot feel the individual pages like your fingers would
  387. >As you head towards the small kitchen, you see a dark figure quickly scurrying about
  388. >Your eyes adjust and focus on your fine suit cooking at a pony-sized stove
  389. A: Twilight! Good morning!
  390. >Your voice is squeaking and feminine
  391. T: Oh, morning, Anonymous. Did you sleep well?
  392. >You levitate the book to the table and lay it down neatly
  393. A: I did! Once you learn how to tuck in your legs, it's really quite comfortable. How about you? Adjusting well?
  394. >Twilight turns the food in the pan carefully
  395. T: I had to move my bed from the wall to lay in it. Your body's really long. I suppose it is nice to reach the top shelves though. Hands are pretty easy to use... how's your horn working?
  396. >You demonstrate what power you have by lifting a spatula and flipping a pancake casually
  397. A: I would say that we're well on our way to getting our bodies back!
  398. >She nods and sighs
  399. T: That's good to hear. I won't lie, your body is still kind of weird to me
  400. A: I think at this point, we know each other exceedingly well. I mean... after yesterday... that was intense!
  401. >Twilight blushes and turns from you
  402. >She fidgets nervously
  403. T: It's not like I even find myself attractive... Y-you put my butt in my face a-and your body just acts irrationally. Besides, you started it!
  404. A: And you finished me off! I never felt anything like that! You were a beast...
  405. >You smile a stupid smile and your ears twitch happily
  406. T: L-lets not discuss this. When we are back to normal, we won't be doing this ever again
  407. >Your heart sinks a little
  408. >Sure, these are unusual circumstances, but does she really mean it?
  409. >You don't press the issue for fear of further driving Twilight away
  410. >She carries the pan over to you and places a small stack of delicately charred flour cakes on your plate
  411. T: I, um... I turned the heat on a littler higher... this cookbook really isn't very accurate
  412. >You hold out your hoof and smile
  413. A: No matter, food is food and I thank you for cooking anyways
  414. >Twilight's face is caught between a smile and frown
  415. T: It's important for unicorns to constantly eat to keep their energy up. You'll burn a lot out in a typical day of magic use
  416. >You try to lift the fork a few times with your hoof with little success
  417. >You take the object in your magic and attempt to lift a blackened pancake
  418. >Slowly, carefully, you bring the morsel to your muzzle and bite into it
  419. >The taste is like eating day old bread that was used to clean the bottom of a griddle
  420. >You cringe and lose focus, dropping the fork on the plate with a sharp clang
  421. T: That bad, huh?
  422. >You smile and attempt to chew through the pain
  423. >It breaks into bits and crunches loudly in your mouth
  424. >You finally swallow with a reluctant gulping noise and look to Twilight with physical exhaustion
  425. A: It's... food...
  426. >You wash the taste away with a glass of water and sigh contently
  427. >Twilight just grimaces and dumps the remainder from the pan into the garbage
  428. T: You cook all the time... it always looked so easy
  429. A: I promise I will make your favourite the minute I have hands again
  430. >Twilight grins slightly and sets the mess into the sink
  431. A: What will be today's lesson, oh teacher of mine?
  432. T: Well... I've been considering the possibilities of using an old technique to speed up the growth of your magical ability
  433. A: Sounds go-
  434. T: However!
  435. A: Always a catch...
  436. T: It is going to require us to -leave- the house
  437. >You feared this day would come
  438. >You will walk around in public naked
  439. >Sure, everyp0ny is naked, but it's still hard to think like a pony!
  440. A: Well, what's the game plan? What happens if someone comes up to us? What do?!
  441. >Twilight rubs her chin for the moment before speaking
  442. T: We will try to avoid everyp0ny and be as discreet as possible. We need to get to Rarity's place and meet with Spike first
  443. >You ponder for a bit
  444. A: What's Spike for?
  445. T: To send a letter to the Princess... she won't be mad with me -if- she doesn't see me like this
  446. A: Why would she be mad at all? Don't you do this as part of your schooling?
  447. T: To be fair with you, Anonymous... mind-diving is kind of off limits to my level... but, that's OK, because the Princess doesn't have to know!
  448. >She twitches nervously around the table and looks out the windows
  449. A: O... K... then. We better set out before the town gets busy
  450. >Twilight nods in agreement and you both steel yourselves for the trip ahead
  451. >Sneaking from your door way, you tip-hoof behind Twilight
  452. >It is a frantic scurry from post to post as you try to avoid any passersby that may happen to be around
  453. >You finally see Rarity's boutique and you feel safety is just ahead
  454. >You make a break for it first and come full gallop
  455. >Before you realize, a blue mare dive-bombs your location and blocks you
  456. RD: Twilight! I haven't seen in you in like a week! What's going on? Did you ever find out when the next Daring Do novel's coming out? I -can't- wait to see what happens! It's gonna be -so awesome-
  457. >She squeezes her cheeks together and makes the silliest face you've ever seen
  458. >You can't help but smile at her display
  459. A: Oh... uh, yeah! Daring Do... that's, um... a book! Yes, sir, it is! And it's coming out soon? Yeah! Real soon!
  460. >Rainbow Dash looks you over
  461. >You sweat through a fake smile
  462. RD:  You feelin' alright, Twi? You look a little... I don't know? Nervous
  463. A: Nervous? Me?! Never! In fact, I am peachy keen, never better!
  464. >You try to move forward only to have Rainbow dart in front
  465. RD: Well, if you say so... anyways, glad I could find you! Pinkie asked me yesterday if you had a book on making fancy desserts? I was just coming over to ask you, but here you are now!
  466. >You back up slightly
  467. A: I probably have one... I could check, if you don't mind coming by later?
  468. RD: Sure thing, gal pal!
  469. >Rainbow bumps your side with her hoof and nuzzles the side of your face with her own
  470. >She smells like misty fog and clear skies
  471. >You must sniff her a little harder than you meant to as she backs up
  472. RD: Whoa, what was that?
  473. A: I, um... I had a little something in my nose?
  474. RD: Right... OK, I am out for now... see ya later, I think...
  475. >Rainbow looks you over carefully and soars into the air
  476. >As she disappears, Twilight is at your side
  477. T: You handled that well. Now, lets get inside quickly
  478. >You both race for the door and enter the boutique
  479. >A little jingle alerts Rarity and she steps out into the waiting room
  480. R: Oh, Twilight and Anonymous. How good to see you two! What brings you here?
  481. >Twilight speaks quickly through your body
  482. T: We came to see Spike if he's not too busy
  483. >Rarity looks at your body with great scrutiny
  484. R: Alright, Anonymous... I will go fetch him for you
  485. >Twilight covers her mouth quickly before whispering to you
  486. T: Darn it! Anonymous, you're me! When they say my name, you need to answer!
  487. A: I forgot, OK? Cut me some slack, we've only...
  488. >Rarity and Spike return from another room
  489. >You see the baby dragon smile and rush to you
  490. >He wraps his arms around your neck and hugs you lovingly
  491. S: Oh, Twilight! I haven't seen you in forever! I thought something might have happened or that you got stuck in the bookcase again!
  492. >He leans in and whispers in your ear
  493. S: Or even that human, Anon, might have hurt you. Can't be too careful
  494. >Why the cheeky bastard!
  495. >How dare he insinuate that you would hurt anyone!
  496. A: Spike, I'll have you know that Anonymous is a kind, gentle, caring person who cooks great food and keeps my library looking perfect all the time
  497. S: Alright, but I still don't trust him... when can I come back home?
  498. >You look to Twilight for an answer
  499. T: Don't worry, Spike, you'll be coming back home soon
  500. >Spike shoots a glance up to Twilight
  501. >His eyes narrow and he scoffs
  502. S: I was -talking- to Twilight
  503. >You shake your head and repeat her words
  504. >Spike smiles happily this time and accepts it
  505. S: So, what did ya need me for, Twi?
  506. A: I need to send a letter to the Princess!
  507. >Spike retrieves a quill and some parchment quickly
  508. S: Sure thing! What are you going to tell her today?
  509. A: Well, actually... Anonymous wanted to ask her something, if that's alright with you?
  510. >He nods begrudgingly and stares at Twilight with annoyance
  511. T: Dear Princess Celestia, I humbly request that you send me a focusing crystal for magical studies. Your faithful student...
  512. >Spike looks up to Twilight curiously
  513. S: "Faithful student?"
  514. T: Eh, I meant... -Twilight's- faithful student, Anonymous!
  515. >He scribbles it out and rolls it carelessly
  516. >With a puff of green flame, the message is whisked away into the wind
  517. >You both thank Spike and Rarity and head out to the tree house
  518. A: That didn't turn out too bad!
  519. T: We should be careful of how we carry ourselves. You are me and I am you
  520. A: And we are all together?
  521. >You chuckle to your own in-joke before Twilight continues
  522. T: I am serious, Anon! We need to be careful or somep0ny could find out!
  523. >A voice startles the both of you as you spin around to see Pinkie Pie
  524. PP: Find out what?
  525. >Pinkie has her saddlebags on and is carrying a load of wrapping paper and string
  526. PP: Because if -anyp0ny- thinks they're gonna find out about what I'm getting them for their birthday, they better think again!
  527. >Pinkie snorts defensively before returning to her cheerful demeanor
  528. >You look to Twilight quickly
  529. T: Don't worry, Pinkie Pie, no one's trying to guess what you bought them
  530. PP: Oh, well, in that case, what are they trying to find out, Twilight?
  531. >Twilight freezes in place
  532. >Even in your body, Pinkie Pie seems to call her out with ease
  533. T: H-how do you know I am Twilight?
  534. PP: Duh~! You called me, "Pinkie Pie" and Anon always calls me silly names. Also, your shoes aren't tied the way Anon does it and you're head is held up way too straight! Anon sort of hunches when he walks
  535. >Pinkie imitates how you would walk by strutting on her back hooves with her body erect
  536. >It's actually a very good impersonation!
  537. >You clap your hooves together
  538. A: That's sure how I'd do it, Panko!
  539. >Pinkie bounces in front of you now
  540. PP: So, how are you in Twilight's body... did you put your brain in her head? Is that how brains work? Oh, oh, maybe it's an evil spell that has to be broken by true love's kiss!
  541. >Pinkie quickly grabs your face and presses her muzzle against you
  542. >Her cotton candy breath and syrup smeared lips make you sigh in delight
  543. >The kiss ends rather abruptly and she looks at you with a small frown
  544. PP: Nope, guess the curse isn't broken... or perhaps I'm not your true love~!
  545. >She sniffles for the moment in defeat before smiling widely and raising her hoof high in the air
  546. PP: We should get -other- ponies to kiss you to see if that works!
  547. >You don't mind this idea as you think about it
  548. T: No, Pinkie, nop0ny is going to be kissing my body anymore! Thank you for trying though. Come along, Anon, we still have work to do. Remember, Pinkie, this has to be our secret
  549. PP: Okey dokey lokey!
  550. T: I am super serious, Pinkie... promise me you won't tell anyp0ny
  551. PP: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!
  552. >She pantomimes as she recite her poem
  553. >You fumble over your own hooves and you turn from Pinkie Pie
  554. >She giggles coyly and waves you off
  555. >Leave it to Pinkie to brighten your day no matter what
  556. >It is not long before you see the library in the distance
  557. >Approaching closer, you find a yellow mare with a pink mane patiently waiting at the doorstep
  558. A: Oh no...
  559. T: What? What is it?
  560. A: Flutterstutter's here. You stay here... I'll go handle her
  561. >Before you realize, Twilight has approached the beast at the doorstep
  562. >Your mouth hangs open as you watch in disbelief
  563. T: Fluttershy! How are you today?
  564. >Fluttershy smiles brightly to your body, completely unaware of who is piloting it
  565. F: Oh, Anon! You startled me. Um, I am fine... how about you?
  566. T: Pretty good. Can I help you today?
  567. >Fluttershy fumbles at her mane for the moment before looking up
  568. F: Well, if it's not too much trouble... do you think you can help me lift some barrels out of my cellar tonight?
  569. T: Sure! Anything for a friend
  570. F: F-friend? You never called me that before... oh, I'm so excited I could just burst~!
  571. >Fluttershy hugs Twilight's leg and you swear you hear the squeaking of a rubber toy
  572. >She flies off soon after and you sigh
  573. >You both quickly get inside the tree house and bolt the door behind you
  574. T: That's strange... Fluttershy says you never called her a friend before?
  575. A: I won't be going over there when I get my body back either
  576. T: What? Why not?
  577. A: Because ButterThighs is dangerous!
  578. >Twilight stops for a moment and lets out a rude laugh
  579. T: Are you serious? She's one of the nicest ponies in town!
  580. A: You don't know what she has done to me... so much pain... so much fear...
  581. >You huddle into yourself and your tail shakes nervously
  582. T: I think you're exaggerating. I should go over to her house and help her while we wait. Any package Celestia sends usually takes a day or so to arrive
  583. >You plead with Twilight
  584. A: No, you don't understand! Flutters is a rapist!
  585. T: A... rapist? Anonymous, that doesn't make any sense
  586. A: I know! I know... I realize... but, it's true! Since I first came here, Fluttershy has been trying to guess my fetish and have her way with me
  587. >Twilight smiles and struts about
  588. T: I think I see where you're mistaken. Fluttershy has told me she had a bit of a crush on you. You must be seeing her advances for something much worse
  589. A: No, no! I am telling you, she has done all sorts of crazy things to me in order to get in my pants if I wanted it or not!
  590. >Twilight laughs you off
  591. T: Really, Anon, aren't you thinking of yourself a little -too- highly?
  592. >Your face turns read with anger at her disregard
  593. A: Well, -you- must of used me a dozen times now! I think I be a pretty good lover for a pony!
  594. T: You don't even have hooves! Who would want that?!
  595. >Twilight wags your hands back and forth before dropping them to one side
  596. >You are furious now and let your mouth run off
  597. A: Oh yeah? Well, who would want a bookworm with a messy mane! At least I dress nicely!
  598. T: Messy mane?! I always groom myself properly! You're the sloppy one! Always leaving books laying around and using up all my paper to draw your -silly- pictures!
  599. >The fighting intensifies as emotions boil over
  600. >After more verbal blows are exchanged, you decide you don't care to hear anymore
  601. >You snort sharply as you storm out the door
  602. >You think you hear Twilight call after you, but she could never keep up with your new pony body
  603. >It doesn't take long to reach the main street in Ponyville, but you still gallop as fast as you can
  604. >You half hope to run fast enough to escape the scathing comments about your own humanity
  605. >You slow after a while to a canter and finally into a walk as your head clears
  606. >Twilight was so different before this body switch
  607. >You feel that you were as well
  608. >You can't help but feel trapped now and being near Twilight only makes it worse
  609. >There were no feelings before that day, before you two indulged in each other
  610. >Was that what caused all this tension between you too?
  611. >You shake your head to clear away the shame and guilt of it all
  612. >The sky darkens as you see multiple pegasi gathering up heavy, black clouds
  613. >You don't think you'll be able to outrun the ensuing storm
  614. >Sure enough, the rain starts falling before you make it ten meters back
  615. >Damn Twilight, damn the rain and damn Cher's notion of life after love!
  616. >Your soaking wet mane flops carelessly over your eyes and you are forced to slick it back
  617. >Now you are both angry and foolish looking with nothing to show for it, save for muddy hooves
  618. >You round a corner to see Pinkie Pie standing on the curbside with a tri-coloured umbrella hat on her head
  619. >She is sweeping the dry ground beneath her and humming some happy melody
  620. PP: Oh, hey, Anon! What're you doing standing in the rain?
  621. A: Looking stupid and feeling worse...
  622. >Pinkie gasps rather harshly
  623. PP: Anonymous! You are -not- stupid! Silly, but not stupid! Wet, but certainly not stupid!
  624. >You look to Pinkie with sad eyes and she stops
  625. PP: Oh... something real bad must have happened... well, don't stand out in the rain! Come on, lets go inside and get you some hot chocolate to warm up those hooves!
  626. >You just can't smile right now as you follow along
  627. >The inside of Sugarcube Corner is neat and quiet
  628. >Strangely enough, the place looks like it hasn't been running all day
  629. >Pinkie dashes off behind the counter line and back again with a steamy cup for you
  630. >You hold it carefully between your hooves and take a sip
  631. >Amazing as always
  632. A: Thanks, Pinkie... you're always so nice to me
  633. PP: Think nothing off it! That's what friends do. Now, tell Auntie Pinkie Pie what's got you looking so long in the face!
  634. >You snort at the pun before smirking
  635. A: It's... kind of hard to explain
  636. PP: Oh... is Twilight making you do math again? It's not really that hard once you got a song about it!
  637. >She inhales a deep breath
  638. A: No... that's not it
  639. >Pinkie deflates quickly and rubs her hoof to her chin
  640. PP: Well, what's the matter then? You can tell me anything!
  641. >You shuffle the cup nervously
  642. >Pinkie Pie is the most trustworthy pony you know, maybe you really could tell her
  643. A: OK, but you need to Pinkie Promise me you won't tell anyone
  644. >She goes through the motions and you sigh
  645. >Time to spill your heart out
  646. A: Ever since the body-swap incident, I find myself growing attached to Twilight. She, however, doesn't have the same feelings for me
  647. PP: Oh my gosh, this is a "special somep0ny" problem! Anon has a special somep0ny!
  648. A: Keep it down! Remember, you can't tell anyone!
  649. PP: What else, what else?
  650. >Her eyes are dazzling blue orbs and her smile would shine in the dark
  651. A: Twilight and me... we, um... we kind of... did -it-
  652. PP: Did what now?
  653. A: -It-
  654. PP: Come again?
  655. A: Twilight and I had sex!
  656. >Your shouting whisper echoes in Pinkie's head and she sits there for a moment
  657. PP: Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Anon, you sly stallion, you! I never knew you liked Twilight like that
  658. >She nudges your chest like the best frat partying bro you never had
  659. PP: Wait a second... was this before or after you two got your bodies mixed up?
  660. A: After...
  661. PP: Oh, OK... so... really, Twilight was you and you were Twilight and... wait, how does -that- work?
  662. A: I was the girl in the relationship
  663. PP: Ah, OK... was it super fun? How many times did you do -it-?
  664. >You look suspiciously at Pinkie now
  665. A: Why does it matter?
  666. PP: I don't know... I just like seeing you smile
  667. >Oh lord, she's right! You've been smiling this whole time!
  668. A: I think I really love her, Pinks... like... a whole lot. Like, I could imagine waking up every morning and seeing her face
  669. PP: You mean -your- face?
  670. A: Yeah, for now... but, still, I like her for more than her body
  671. PP: But, Twi's body is pretty great too, right?
  672. A: Pinkie! You are making this difficult for me!
  673. PP: But, you have a cute smile on your face right now!
  674. >She retrieves a small mirror from seemingly nowhere and you have a good look at yourself
  675. >Your purple muzzle has a stupid grin plastered across it and you are even blushing
  676. A: Yes! Alright! Twilight is sexy and smart and smells so good and I want her to love me as much as I love her! I said it!
  677. >You break down into sobs
  678. >You feel Pinkie's body wrap around your own
  679. >Her size is so much more comforting when you are this small
  680. >A hoof taps your back and you feel Pinkie's mane draped on your shoulder
  681. PP: There, there, Anon. It's gonna be alright because true love always turns out perfectly in the stories! And let me tell ya', you got a bad case of true love. Worst I've ever seen!
  682. >You let Pinkie's words and warm drink sink in before setting to your hooves
  683. A: I think you're right, Panko...
  684. PP: It's just weird that the curse didn't break. I mean, I know true love when I see it!
  685. A: Curse? No, no, this is a spell, not a curse. Twilight's told me there's no such thing as curses
  686. PP: I suppose... if a kiss from your true love didn't break it, it must be different. Did you tell her how you feel?
  687. A: N-no, not outright
  688. PP: You gave her the "D" and didn't even tell her you loved her? Anon, I thought you were better than that!
  689. A: I know! I should be! Oh, I am such a fool sometimes!
  690. PP: Now, you take these cupcakes and march right over to her and lay down the -law-! You tell her, 'Twilight! I love you infinity plus one!' She'd really like that! It's a math problem!
  691. >You swear to yourself that when Pinkie is brilliant, she is a genius
  692. >She hands you a small box with two cupcakes inside and slaps a purple ribbon on top
  693. PP: Go get her, Anon! I'm rootin' for ya'!
  694. >You couldn't be happier to have Pinkie for a friend
  695. >Someday, you'd have to repay her in triplicate
  696. >You rush through the ugly rain on the outside and make great time to Twilight's library
  697. >You burst in through the doorway
  698. A: Twilight! I'm back! I am sorry for everything and I need to tell you something!
  699. >Your words echo throughout the tree house
  700. >The chill of emptiness lingers around you
  701. >No candles are lit or books sitting out to be read
  702. >You place the cupcakes on an end-table and find a hastily scratched notes
  703. A: Dear Anonymous, went to Fluttershy's house to help move barrels. If you get home before me, just wait around. I'll be back in a few hours. Sincerely, Twilight
  704. >Your feel a sense of ominous dread overtake you
  705. >If Twilight didn't heed your warning and really went to Fluttershy's cottage, she could be in real trouble!
  706. >Worse yet, she might be
  707. >Fucking Fluttershy!
  708.  
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  710.  
  711. >Day Sometimes, When We Touch in Equestria
  712. >Be Anonymous
  713. >You race off to Fluttershy's as fast as your pony body can carry you
  714. >You understand that Twilight does not know how Fluttershy usually acts around your human body
  715. >With any luck, she won't have to find out
  716. >It takes you longer than you would imagine it should with four legs, but eventually, you reach the outskirts of Fluttershy's cottage
  717. >You quickly pound the front door with your hoof and listen intently
  718. >After a minute of utter silence, you run around to the back to find the cellar doors are open
  719. >You hear voices rising from the blackness as you descend
  720. >You carefully climb the steps into the cool basement and listen closely
  721. >The unmistakable voice of Fluttershy echoes around
  722. F: Oh, Anon! It's so big... be careful, OK?
  723. >Your eyes go wide in fright as you navigate the labyrinth of shelves and barrels
  724. >You can hear Twilight in your body grunting and straining
  725. >Your heart pounds in your chest and you think of a million and one horrible things Fluttershy may be doing
  726. >Poor Twilight is probably tied up to a wall
  727. F: Oh, oh! Not there!
  728. >You hold your breath as the voices get louder
  729. >You round a corner and come upon Fluttershy and Twilight
  730. >Fluttershy and Twilight look to you as you dramatically enter
  731. A: Ça suffit !
  732. >You snort and stamp your hooves before actually taking in the seen
  733. >When you do come to your sense, you see that Twilight is lifting a rather heavy piece of farming equipment and Fluttershy is floating behind her
  734. F: Oh... hello, Twilight... did you just speak like Anonymous?
  735. >You exchange a nervous look with Twilight
  736. >She chuckles and looks to Fluttershy
  737. A: Um, yes! I have been teaching hi-her how to speak, um...
  738. TS: French! Yes, Anon teaches me all the time?
  739. F: That's good to see you two taking an interest in each other's studies
  740. >Fluttershy smiles with sincerity
  741. >Twilight finally places the heavy object on a tall shelf and sighs happily
  742. TS: I think we're all done here...
  743. >She dusts her hands on your nice suit coat
  744. >You will clean it later, you think
  745. F: Thank you so much, Anon, for helping me... I know we have our differences sometimes
  746. TS: I'll say...
  747. >All eyes are on you again as you forget just who you are suppose to be
  748. TS: I'll say it's good to have you as a friend? He he?
  749. F: Thank you, Twi... and Anonymous... friends?
  750. >She spreads her hooves wide and looks up at Twilight
  751. >Twilight quickly hugs Fluttershy with no hesitation
  752. >Fluttershy melts in her arms and coos happily at the affection
  753. F: Hey~! Anon, I was thinking all today and this presented a good opportunity to ask. So, um, Salirophilia?
  754. >It takes every ounce of your will to not say anything
  755. >Twilight just blinks vacantly at her
  756. TS: I... I don't know what that means?
  757. F: Oh, OK, in that case... thanks again!
  758. >Fluttershy blushes lightly and makes her way out of the cellar
  759. >You look to Twilight with a frown
  760. A: Hey, Twi... I was... well, I am glad to see you
  761. >She raises an eyebrow to you
  762. TS: Was I gone -that- long?
  763. A: No, I mean, it's just good to know you are safe
  764. TS: I think you're Flutter-Fear is a little misplaced, Anon. Still, nice to see you came by
  765. A: Can we go now? This place always gives me an uncomfortable soft of feeling
  766. >You look around at the dank walls and tall shelves
  767. >This place is much creepier when you are this small
  768. >You quickly work your way out with Twilight in tow and revel in the sunlight as you ascend into the fresh air
  769. >Twilight waves her off as you two begin your trip back to the library
  770. A: Do you think Celestia has gotten your letter yet?
  771. TS: Certainly!
  772. A: Do you think she'll be sending you what you requested?
  773. TS: I don't see why not...
  774. >Twilight seems to distance herself from you, if only slightly
  775. >The walk is far more quite than you would care for and you try to randomly start a conversation
  776. A: So... read any good books lately?
  777. TS: You know I haven't...
  778. A: Oh, right... I... I have cupcakes back home, if you want?
  779. TS: Sounds good, you must have seen Pinkie, huh?
  780. A: Yeah, good guess!
  781. TS: She -always- gives you cupcakes when you visit her
  782. >This was more true than you had realized
  783. >As you approach Ponyville, you see the gathered storm cloud still hanging above
  784. >It is always fascinating for you to see these localized storms
  785. A: We shouldn't walk through that...
  786. >You pat your sides to see your fur is slicked oddly with rain
  787. TS: Hmm, if I had my magic, I'd be able to create a screen around us
  788. A: Want to wait it out? That little shop doesn't seem to be in the way
  789. >The walk is quiet again as you make your way to the small store
  790. >Your mood is elevated at you enter and smell fragrant flowers
  791. >A shop keeper welcomes you in and tells you to look around
  792. TS: I haven't been in here in a long time
  793. A: What is this place?
  794. TS: A flower shop. They have some of the best cuts in town
  795. >You move to some purple petal roses and sniff deeply
  796. >Your pony nose twinges at the scent and smile sharply
  797. >You see Twilight lift one in her hand and sniff as well
  798. TS: This one is my favorite...
  799. Owner: Feel free to try a sample!
  800. >You turn your head to an angle and attempt to figure out what the shopkeeper meant
  801. >Twilight, on the other hand, nods and smiles
  802. >You see her place the flower head in her mouth and snap it between your teeth quickly
  803. >You stare at her with intense eyes
  804. TS: Mmm... I love these...
  805. >She munches happily as you look on in mild confusion
  806. >Twilight offers you one
  807. >Despite your better judgment, you take the flower in your magic and bite into it
  808. >Your mouth is filled with a waxy pollen that coats your broad tongue
  809. >The taste certainly has not improved with your pony form
  810. >You believe this is a state of mind, rather than body as you swallow the appalling snack
  811. >Your eyes water and your tongue dangles from your mouth in defeat
  812. >Twilight simply chuckles at you before bringing the remaining bouquet to the counter for purchase
  813. >You both head out to see the storm moving ever slightly from Ponyville, but not quite clearing
  814. A: So... I suppose we have some time
  815. TS: I suppose we do...
  816. A: Twi... can we... ah, want to sit at the top of that hill?
  817. >She nods with another flower in her mouth
  818. >You are sure your body will get sick from them, but that's for another time
  819. >You make it up the hill first and set your backside down
  820. >The view is pleasant as the sun lays partly in the cloud and partly in the clear
  821. A: You know... this time of day is called, "Twilight?"
  822. >She looks to you for a moment and smiles
  823. TS: It's also known as, "Dusk"
  824. A: And, "Sunset"
  825. >You smile easily now at Twilight
  826. TS: Or, "Gloaming"
  827. A: Or, « L'heure bleue »
  828. >You smile widely now as Twilight's face blushes for the moment
  829. TS: That's not fair! You can't just change the language!
  830. A: I ran out of synonyms. Besides, you always win when we do this! If I was as good with words as you, I'd be a writer!
  831. >You laugh at your own lie, but Twilight smiles a bit more
  832. TS: You really think I am that good?
  833. A: No question! It's one of many great things about you
  834. >You see her eyes perk up at you
  835. TS: Oh? Did you find -that- many things about me?
  836. A: Let us see... as a pony, you were the nicest one of all your friends and allowed me to live with you. That's pretty amazing, to me. You also taught me a lot about this place, Ponyville. Without you, I'd barely be able to read these hoof scratches!
  837. TS: You are pretty smart, you'd have figured it out all on your own
  838. >You rest your hoof on Twilight's hand
  839. A: But, I didn't have too because I found a great friend
  840. >Twilight blushes and moves her fingers around your hoof
  841. TS: Well, it's nothing too difficult, really... I... I never usually entertain guests
  842. A: When I get back in my body; the first thing I will do is make you a delicious meal
  843. TS: And shower?
  844. A: Showering will come after eating... unless you prefer to shower with me?
  845. >You try to slip into a sly smile, but find it hard to not fall victim to your own bemused thoughts
  846. >Twilight is silent for the moment and you fear you may have said the wrong thing again
  847. >Without warning, you feel arms encircle you and a hand pulls your face closely into a warm shoulder
  848. TS: Well see, Romeo
  849. >You smile and lay in her gentle embrace
  850. >It's enough for now
  851. >Night falls as the two of you speak freely again
  852. >Hard feelings aside, you are appreciative to have Twilight in your company
  853. >The storm clouds pass and leave a muddy Ponyville in its wake
  854. A: Ready to get home?
  855. TS: Am I ever!
  856. A: Lead on, oh teacher of mine!
  857. >You both giggle with childish delight as you make your way to the library
  858. >You walk into the darkness and begin searching for a lantern
  859. A: Glad the rain has cleared the streets for us. I could use a break to this long day
  860. TS: I hear that. I just hope Princess Celestia has sent me the requested materials
  861. >A few lights spring to life around the room and your eyes adjust to the dim setting
  862. >Excellent spell on Twilight's part... assuming you weren't her
  863. >You turn to see Twilight and thank her when you notice the white shape in the room
  864. >Princess Celestia is standing just inside the doorway with her magic glowing steadily
  865. >You are not entirely sure what this means, but Twilight seems to be shaking fearfully in a corner
  866. >Celestia looks around the room to you and then to Twilight with a face full of indifference
  867. C: Twilight! It is good to see you, my faithful student. I received your letter, very interesting. I was so curious to see what you are working on that I delivered it myself
  868. >She smiles, exposing more teeth than you think is necessary
  869. >She presents you with a small parcel
  870. C: Here you are, Twilight
  871. >You chuckle carefully
  872. A: Thank you, Celestia... Princess Celestia! It was kind of you to come in per-pony. In pony~! He he he!
  873. C: Anything requiring -this- is worth my time. So tell me, what do you have in mind?
  874. >You stammer a bit and try to look to Twilight
  875. >She seems more transfixed on Celestia than on giving you pointers
  876. A: I, um... I was going to do... a spell?
  877. C: Yes, which one?
  878. A: A... powerful spell?
  879. C: That sounds about right. What spell are you attempting tonight?
  880. A: I... would like to... get the book... I am using
  881. C: Of course! Go right ahead
  882. >You wander off near Twilight and frantically tap her leg
  883. >Your voice is a booming whisper at this point
  884. A: Twi... I don't know what to do!
  885. TS: Um... uh... book
  886. A: Which book?
  887. TS: Red book... silver letters...
  888. >You quickly stride to a bookshelf and start rummaging through
  889. >You pull at them with your teeth or hooves as best you can
  890. C: Are you feeling alright, -Twilight-?
  891. A: Fit as a fiddle, as the saying goes!
  892. C: Then why aren't you using your magic?
  893. A: Um... reserving energy?
  894. C: You seem to be exerting a bit more trying to find this book of yours
  895. >You play the role as best you can for the next few minutes until you find what you are looking for
  896. A: Aha! Here we are! Magical... Mystical... Marmalade?
  897. TS: Maladies...
  898. >Twilight covers her mouth quickly
  899. A: Ha ha! Yes! Of course... must be dark in here, is it dark in here to you too?
  900. C: The candle light is fine by me. But, do go on! I can't wait to see what my -student- has learned this week
  901. >You flip through the book for a while in an aimless way
  902. >Using your weak magic is mentally exhausting and you end up using your hoof for most pages
  903. TS: That's the one!
  904. >All eyes are on Twilight for the moment
  905. C: Oh, Anonymous, you seem to know this book quite well
  906. >She gives a cunning glare to Twilight and grins
  907. A: We've read this book a few times over... yeah, that makes sense!
  908. >You read over the page quickly trying to understand the complex symbols and words
  909. A: H-h-here I go!
  910. >You swell with magic for a moment and let the essence flow through you
  911. >You open the package to reveal a shiny stone
  912. >As your hooves wrap around it, you feel a great pressure forcing against your head
  913. >Your horn reaches a climax as unfettered energy pours from you
  914. A: Oh... ahh~! Too hot! Can't... can't stop it!
  915. >You blast a beam of pure light through the first floor, second floor and out the roof
  916. >Your body lifts a little from the sheer force
  917. >It takes a moment to fully drain your horn as your body is gently laid to the ground
  918. >You pant roughly and touch your sore horn
  919. A: Oh... my... Celestia! That was so~ good... Ohh~
  920. >You wrap your hooves around yourself and roll on the floor
  921. >Twilight is sweating as if in an oven now while Celestia giggles into her hoof
  922. C: Twilight Sparkle! Such a lewd display of power! Never have I seen you so sensitive... well, not since you were a little filly
  923. >She pivots quickly on her hooves towards Twilight
  924. C: Now, you can drop the charade
  925. TS: Y-you know?
  926. C: Since the moment I stepped in
  927. >Twilight clasps her hands together and pleads on her knees before Celestia
  928. TS: I didn't mean for this spell to backfire like this! I would have never even attempted it! Please don't send me away or...
  929. >She gasps and tears fill her eyes
  930. TS: ... Or to magic kindergarten!
  931. >She continues to plead as you continue to fondle your horn
  932. >You want to be stunned by this revelation as well, however, this feeling is better than the deepest orgasm you've ever had
  933. >It is scarcely a wonder why most high magicians are single!
  934. C: I see Anonymous is not accustomed to magic... it's almost endearing. As for you, Twilight Sparkle... you will be have to be -punished- for your transgressions. Lay on your back
  935. TS: P-Princess, I'm s-sorry
  936. C: Twilight! You are student to the Princess of the Sun! Show some backbone!
  937. >Twilight swallows hard and holds back her tears as best she can
  938. >She lays on the floor and whimpers like a hurt puppy
  939. C: Good... Now, Anonymous! Come hither!
  940. >You stand to your shaky hooves and breathe easy through your nose
  941. A: I am ready to accept whatever punishment is most fitting for keeping secrets against the Princess
  942. >You sigh and hope it's just beheading, at least that is quick enough
  943. C: Very chivalrous of you... Place your head against Twilight's so that you two are laying in a single line
  944. >You don't even understand, but admirably do as commanded
  945. >The lights slowly dim as the room takes on a eerie silence
  946. >You can't see Twilight's face nor Celestia's, but you can feel something in the air
  947. >The Princess walks towards you two in a slow, elegant stride
  948. C: It pains me to have to do this to otherwise good students
  949. >She sighs a heavy sigh and you see her poise herself above you
  950. >With a slow, deliberate motion, Celestia's backside presses against your snout
  951. >You attempt to question what is going on, but a generous amount of flesh is making it difficult to talk
  952. >Celestia grinds down your mouth and chin over to Twilight and back again
  953. >She does this for a few more motions before clearing her throat
  954. C: Now, I want you both to recite the Equestria Commons anthem, slowly
  955. >You are suddenly aware that you are not dying... at least, not in the traditional sense
  956. >You do what you are told, if only to not incur any actual anger
  957. >Twilight seems much more worried than you for some odd reason
  958. >Celestia's slick slit passes your face first and through a few phrases
  959. >You lick her, as you imagine is her plan, and find yourself more concerned about what is going on by your tail
  960. >She rocks over to Twilight, but doesn't spend as much time with her before she is back at you
  961. C: Twilight! Anon is a much better speaker! Work on, ohh~, you're form!
  962. >You giggle very slightly as your tongue tastes Celestia thoroughly
  963. >She leaves you if only to keep up her act of ΩpunishmentΩ and grinds into Twilight's face
  964. >Without a plump flank on your head, it's easy to hear Celestia coo happily
  965. C: Ahh~, the Pendulum... It may be too good for you after all...
  966. >Celestia removes her body from Twilight and steps to one side
  967. C: Anonymous! As you have shown a greater deal of -misbehavior-, you will be punished while Twilight is forced to watch
  968. >You smirk a bit, but don't pay heed to the lusty Princess
  969. >What will she really do to you?
  970. >Twilight is suddenly lifted and pinned to the ceiling with a smacking thud
  971. >Celestia's magic is intense now and she smiles devilishly
  972. >You see her clothes seem to evaporate, leaving you staring at your naked body above you
  973. C: On your hooves, Anonymous!
  974. >You slowly crawl to your hooves and stand by
  975. >Celestia struts behind you
  976. C: If you move, I will take swift action to make you still again
  977. >You look up once to Twilight and listen well
  978. >You feel a warm, slippery tongue dart out and ride up your juicy box
  979. >A shiver breaks from your spin to your horn and you can't resist the oncoming wiggle
  980. C: Disobedience!
  981. >You feel a warm, broad something thwack your backside
  982. >You lurch forward at the sudden smack and your flank stings lightly
  983. C: Now, let us see if you can do better!
  984. >Celestia giggles quietly as she licks you again
  985. >You brace your legs for this one, but her tongue is so long
  986. >She wraps a hoof on your rump and slurps into you
  987. >You let go a moan at her expert mouth only to be rewarded with a hard spank
  988. >You feel a bit of your liquid shame spill from the force of the paddling
  989. C: Spare the paddle, spoil the filly...
  990. >Another smack to your flank finds your girly goo drip down your legs
  991. >You don't remember enjoying being spanked before, but you hardly remember enjoying being molested by a horse
  992. >So, like... whatever, you think
  993. >Celestia sets back to work, drilling you deeply than ever with her incredible tongue
  994. >It is long enough to swab your insides in one motion and you are nearly bursting as you restrain the wet noises your mouth wants to make
  995. >Your flank is licked until you feel a bit sore and you thrust forward
  996. >You don't receive a smack this time, however, as Celestia wraps her mouth around your little marehood and sucks
  997. A: Oh, Celestia~! You're going to make me... ohh~
  998. >As if by some truly cruel act, Celestia immediately pulls back and slaps your reddening flank
  999. >Three, quick and power thwaps ring in the darkness
  1000. >You drop your front half and let her beat your red hot flank
  1001. >Your sensitive backside gushes further and you crave something more
  1002. C: Tell me that you are sorry!
  1003. A: I am so~rry! Ahh~
  1004. C: Beg for forgiveness!
  1005. A: C-Celestia! Ahh~, p-please forgive me~
  1006. >Another slap and you are drooling on the floor like a wanton harlot
  1007. A: Ooh~, I've been so bad! Please, t-teach this servant!
  1008. >You can't believe have amazing you feel to be spanked and molested
  1009. >At once, Celestia leaves you be and begins to walk away
  1010. >Your backside is hot and sore from repeated slaps and tongue lashings, but you are desperately in need still
  1011. A: C-Celestia? A-are you not going to show me the light?
  1012. C: Oh, you will learn, my dear Anonymous...
  1013. >A band of light pins your neck and front hooves to the floor you are laying on
  1014. >You are now in an uncomfortable position with you used rump in the air for all to see
  1015. >Celestia looks up to Twilight who has a sizable erection now
  1016. C: This is the punishment that befalls all who practice without permission
  1017. >Celestia flashes a predatory smile before you feel her standing behind you
  1018. >A brilliant flash of light emits from the background, but you can't really see what is happening
  1019. >You feel a large, warm body on top of you and see Celestia's four, shining hooves around you
  1020. C: Now, feel the infinite mercy of the Sun!
  1021. >You cannot form a word before you feel something long, hard and so delicious penetrate your burning snatch
  1022. >A sound of fulfillment rings from your throat as you are stuffed to the seams
  1023. >With little hesitation, Celestia begins moving
  1024. >She pumps your bound body long and hard, working her mighty shaft deeper and deeper until you simple ooze with delight
  1025. C: A-already learned your first lesson?
  1026. >Celestia smiles at you from above
  1027. C: Now... the second
  1028. >You are taught anywhere from five to eight lessons, you lose count during blackouts, before Celestia feels that you have had enough
  1029. C: be cleansed of your misdeeds!
  1030. >As if on queue, you feel a load of burning spunk rocket into your abused hole
  1031. >Your hooves and neck are released, but you don't want to move now
  1032. >You lay there, panting and bruised with the Princess' long stallion rod in you
  1033. >As you feel her move away, your hips try to give chase
  1034. >Sadly, she is able to remove her fat member from you and it leaves you feeling slightly empty
  1035. C: Ahh... it is good to see you have learned your lesson. As for you, Twilight Sparkle... you must now face the consequences of your actions...
  1036. >You roll on your back and try to adjust your belly with little success
  1037. >So much royal punishment has left your stomach swollen to the point that you look pregnant
  1038. >Regardless, your stomach is so warm and squishy and your rub it contently
  1039. >You see Twilight descend and forced to her back beside you
  1040. A: H-hey... Twilight...
  1041. TS: I am sorry you had to suffer, Anon... this is all my fault
  1042. A: Shut up and kiss me...
  1043. >She looks at you for a moment with a bit of stress in her eyes
  1044. >Celestia grins as she moves on top of Twilight
  1045. C: Anonymous is a learned student and clean pupil... Do as he says...
  1046. >You pull Twilight's flat face towards you and give her a loving kiss
  1047. >Her tongue is rather lazy right now, but you are sure you can fix that in no time
  1048. >You break the kiss and stare into Twilight's eyes
  1049. >You don't care if it's your face, those are the eye's of somep0ny you love
  1050. A: I'm here for you... no matter what... OK?
  1051. >You smile weakly and breathe hard
  1052. TS: OK...
  1053. >Celestia lets go a cute sigh as she watches you two
  1054. C: I would like to have found you so well, but there is no time for that currently!
  1055. >You look over to see that Celestia's wonderful male part is gone again
  1056. >She sinks her hips onto Twilight and you see her body easily engulf her
  1057. TS: Ahh~! So hot... Celestia... please, I will never make such a mistake again...
  1058. C: I know you won't, Twilight...
  1059. >Celestia begins to glide smoothly on Twilight's member
  1060. >Twilight squeezes your hoof as the feeling of a slick, wet female works her maleness
  1061. >It doesn't take long for Twilight to unload into her teacher, but Celestia has other plans
  1062. C: For shame... spilling your seed inside your teacher! We will need to remedy this!
  1063. >You see Celestia cast another spell and suddenly, Twilight's small scrotum engorges
  1064. C: Each release you make will only build up now...
  1065. >She grins and begins bouncing on Twilight's member with ferocious vigor
  1066. >It takes very little time for Twilight's testicles to swell to the size of baseballs
  1067. >You hope it won't cause any permanent damage... they are -your- only gonads after all
  1068. >Celestia finally ends her rough humping with a gooey moan and a wet popping sound
  1069. >She slides off Twilight's shaft and admires her swollen sack
  1070. C: Hmm, this would be far too messy to release now... I would hate to ruin the carpet... Anonymous! You are a good student, can you find a creative solution to helping your peer?
  1071. >With a waddling gait from your full belly, you make your way to your body
  1072. >Twilight's face is twisted in a sort of pain you know all too well
  1073. >You bring your face close and push back your hair
  1074. >A sniff and a lick is all it takes for you to enjoy this dirty tool
  1075. >It takes like Celestia and you suck on the stiff love pump with what little energy you have left
  1076. C: Anonymous! Creative, effective and efficient! You are certainly a bright one
  1077. >She giggles before pushing your head further down with her large hoof
  1078. >You feel Twilight bump her hips up once before the first trickle of hot seed hits your tongue
  1079. C: A tasty meal for a tasty student, mmm...
  1080. >Celestia sounds like she wants to taste almost as much as she is enjoying watching
  1081. >There is little time to stop, however, as a larger glob of boiling sperm is pushing into your maw
  1082. >You swallow in large, wet gulps again and again until Twilight has nothing left to give
  1083. A: Oh... my... lord...
  1084. >You hiccup only to find some of Twilight's appreciation spill up your throat
  1085. C: I am... actually rather impressed! You didn't spill a drop! I take it you must have been practicing a lot?
  1086. >You fall on your back and close your eyes
  1087. A: Celestia... I am so tired... too much... cum
  1088. C: I could imagine
  1089. >She places a hoof on your stomach and presses you lightly
  1090. >You can nearly hear the sloshing of a liter or so of bubbling warmth in your extended belly as you move
  1091. C: I think today's lesson was a success and I do not think you will be so brash next time, Twilight Sparkle. While I encourage you to keep studying hard, there is a time and place for all knowledge
  1092. TS: Y-yes, Princess
  1093. C: You may both take the night off to, hi hi, recover from your ordeal
  1094. >She covers her mouth happily
  1095. >As Celestia stands, her body drips from the various acts of the night and her hips seem a bit tired
  1096. >A spell passes over the two of you and for a moment, it feels like your being is stretched across time
  1097. >With a snapping sensation, you find yourself alert again
  1098. A: My head... what happened?
  1099. >You feel something in your clutches
  1100. >A warm, purple hoof rests in you hand
  1101. >You squeeze tighter to confirm that you are you again!
  1102. A: Thank you, Celestia! How did you...?
  1103. C: Anonymous... this spell is foal's play for me
  1104. A: So... the rape... was just for the sake of rape?
  1105. C: I wouldn't say that! You did exceptionally well
  1106. >She points to Twilight who is sleeping soundly
  1107. >She looks like a crème stuffed pastry and you chuckle
  1108. A: I learned a great deal about being a pony... and a mare! It was... an experience
  1109. C: I would think so! You seem to have become... accustomed to a great deal of experiences. Might I interest you in something I do not believe you have enjoyed yet?
  1110. A: What might that be?
  1111. >Celestia casts a familiar spell on herself and her powerful stallion rod appears
  1112. C: I could teach you a wonderful secret many stallions will never learn about themselves. All you would need do is bend over and accept my friendship
  1113. A: I... don't know. Now that I am male again, isn't this kind of gay?
  1114. >Celestia chuckles easily as her shaft sways before you
  1115. C: Nonsense! It is only gay if balls touch!
  1116. >With that, you learn another great lesson about friendship
  1117. >Over and over and over again